George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Morgus]

They (I forget who exactly) said that the archeological evidence of human evolution doesn't allow for homo sapiens to have existed and perished before the neanderthals came along.  George mumbled, "That’s exactly correct," but it won't be long before he'll be peddling that idiocy again.  I guarantee it.

How about as soon as next week?
Noory has "Forbidden Archaeologist" Michael Cremo scheduled for next week and Cremo believes from evidence that homo sapiens existed going back millions of years, far before the Neanderthals... 

[DanTSX]

How about as soon as next week?
Noory has "Forbidden Archaeologist" Michael Cremo scheduled for next week and Cremo believes from evidence that homo sapiens existed going back millions of years, far before the Neanderthals... 

Jorch is a Neanderthal

A mongoloid Neanderthal

[EternalUndeadRadio]

I was told about this site a few days ago from a member who I will allow to out himself, if he so desires... I figured that many of you would enjoy a station id we have been running. It was inspired by the man honoured in this very thread.

Here is the SoundCloud link

https://soundcloud.com/eternalundeadradio/hands-off-eternal-undead-radio

[coaster]

I decided to tune in to Noory last night, because sleep is hard to come by and I needed something to listen to. He started the show by talking about a child who died after being suffocated by a lamp cord. I turned it of.

[ItsOver]

I decided to tune in to Noory last night, because sleep is hard to come by and I needed something to listen to. He started the show by talking about a child who died after being suffocated by a lamp cord. I turned it of.

I made the mistake of catching his intro story, too.  Typical ghoulish Noory. 

[aldousburbank]

Jorch is a Neanderthal

A mongoloid Neanderthal

What the hell did mongloid neanderthals ever do to you to deserve such venom?

[georgesucks]

George you still suck in my book.

[nooryisawesome]

MONDAY NIGHT CAN MISS RADIO RETURNS WITH GEORGE NOORY!

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[Mind Flayer Monk]

MONDAY NIGHT CAN MISS RADIO RETURNS WITH GEORGE NOORY!

Lol, I wish I had thought of that one.

[RJ]

*bUrrrrrrp jingle jingle*  Did someone say my name?

...oh, you meant him.  Sorry.

I've been too busy to listen to much of C2C tonight (I hate when real life crap gets in the way!)  As soon as I get home, I'm going to upload a pic I took tonight while grocery shopping (can't upload pics from this crappy phone.)

I was walking by the Tully's "area" where the tables are and saw a pair of prosthetic lower legs- complete with pants and shoes- sitting propped up against a chair, the owner of said legs nowhere in sight.  One of the guys sitting there saw me giggling like the immature person I am & taking the picture, and said those legs had been there for hours!

Maybe Dames can RV the poor, legless bastard who is missing a pair.  How in the hell did the guy just, ahh, walk (?) away without his legs?

I'll upload the evidence of this mysterious fuckery soon.  Put on your thinkin' toupee, Jorch!

[Jocko Johnson]

Am I the only one who thinks Joshua P. Warren is kind of a douche?

If so, sorry.

Joshua P. Warren has seen the real Santa Claus, BTW. And his reindeer.

Don't be sorry he is a huge douche and a nut. Anyone who can't see the guy is such a fraudster and is just a con man making his $$$$.

[zeebo]

How about as soon as next week?
Noory has "Forbidden Archaeologist" Michael Cremo scheduled for next week and Cremo believes from evidence that homo sapiens existed going back millions of years, far before the Neanderthals... 

Nice, I was beginning to get impatient.

[Tommy TwoTons]

(not sure why this pic isn't showing up)

I laughed so hard at this (yes, I am a bad person) that I had to stop what I was doing and immediately upload the pic
(I passed out last night before I could post it.)

Still don't understand whyyyyyyy he left his legs there!

[EBE123]

From yesterday's show with George Haas and Bill Saunders:

George: "Bill, welcome aboard!"

Bill: "Hi, George. Good to be here."

George: "You, too."

lololololololololol

[tertiaryimam]

I laughed so hard at this (yes, I am a bad person) that I had to stop what I was doing and immediately upload the pic
(I passed out last night before I could post it.)

Still don't understand whyyyyyyy he left his legs there!

I am sure there is reasable explation.

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[Jocko Johnson]

From yesterday's show with George Haas and Bill Saunders:

George: "Bill, welcome aboard!"

Bill: "Hi, George. Good to be here."

George: "You, too."

lololololololololol

He does that a lot...what a dick.

[Tommy TwoTons]

I am sure there is reasable explation.

[attachimg=1]

The power of Jorch compels yewwww!

[zeebo]

He does that a lot...what a dick.

He also did his standard "What's your number one most convincing piece of evidence?"  C'mon fool, we can make up our own minds whether it's the parrot or the dolphin.

[Jocko Johnson]

He also did his standard "What's your number one most convincing piece of evidence?"  C'mon fool, we can make up our own minds whether it's the parrot or the dolphin.

Did he then equate it to a movie? You know like comparing it to something in real life.

[zeebo]

Did he then equate it to a movie? You know like comparing it to something in real life.

I think he did his typical breathy "Well there sure is something going on ..." 

[Jocko Johnson]

I think he did his typical breathy "Well there sure is something going on ..." 

Recently he seems to maybe try and stop himself from interrupting his guests and you can instead just hear dave mumbling under his breath, as the guest just continues to go on. You can't make out what he's saying but it makes him sound like he doesn't know what he's doing or how to do a radio show...li ke he sux or something. ..?  Oh yeah I almost forgot he does SUCK!

[Sambo]

[FallenSeraph]

I laughed so hard at this (yes, I am a bad person) that I had to stop what I was doing and immediately upload the pic
(I passed out last night before I could post it.)

Still don't understand whyyyyyyy he left his legs there!

Now I'm just sitting here wondering if someone at least turned them in to Lost & Found. 

[Tommy TwoTons]

Now I'm just sitting here wondering if someone at least turned them in to Lost & Found. 

I certainly hope so, too!

[Tommy TwoTons]

LOL!  My cat doesn't have extra eyes, but she does have extra toes and an opposable thumb:

[Sambo]

Is she a Bengal?

[Tommy TwoTons]

Is she a Bengal?

I got her from a shelter so I'm not sure, but she might be part Bengal.  She also seems to be what my vet says is part Lynx Point Siamese, which I'd never heard of.

[laughing_gas]

I'm not digging this Cory interview. He sounds like he hit the tweek pipe one too many times. Stutter stutter stutter.

[Tommy TwoTons]

wtf?!  ahahahahaha

Just in time for his innnerviewww with Santa & Mrs Claus!



**must stop searching for silly Jorch pics**

[Tommy TwoTons]

I'm not digging this Cory interview. He sounds like he hit the tweek pipe one too many times. Stutter stutter stutter.

I've lost interest too, it's like aural valium.  zzzZzzzz...