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#1
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Salty Cracker
January 06, 2023, 10:22:33 AM
Did you know that if you place a "salty cracker" or in Canada, known as a "Saltine" brand cracker in your mouth and chew it for a few minutes, the starch contained within begins to convert into sugars. Amylase is an enzyme located within human saliva is the first CHEMICAL process in a series processes involved in human digestion. Eventually the saliva/cracker paste will begin to taste slightly sweet.

The first PHYSICAL process involved in human digestion is called "mastication" or more commonly known as "chewing".

Here at Bellgab, we all know that the last physical process of human digestion is "pooping".  This "pooping" involves the expulsion of digested food waste from the body. This waste is called "poop" and is compacted into waste parcels known as "stool".  "Stool" can vary in consistency from solid to liquid and colours from black, brown, grey, usually accompanied by fetid odours in gaseous form named "flatus". Flatus is the resultant of the many chemical reactions involving the bacterial flora of the gut.  As "stool' is passed, "flatus" is expelled in a process referred to as "flatulence". As flatus is released, the circular sphincter muscles of the anus sometimes vibrate against each other and a distinctive "tone" is achieved.  If the muscular tone of the sphincters is changed via tightening or relaxing said sphincters, the acoustic tone can be adjusted as well.  The release of flatus is often found humorous.  Placing lit matches or butane lighters within the stream of "flatus" can cause the inflammable gasses within the "flatus" to ignite and burn.  This process is known as a "Blue Angel".  A friend of mine whom I grew up with and attended the Canadian Armed Forces "Basic Military Qualifications=BMQ" alongside me used a "Blue Angel" in a very unique manner.  First he stocked the wood stove with paper, kindling and then bundled up a few wads of toilet paper.  He assumed the "Blue Angel" position and used the burning "flatus" to ignite the toilet paper, which in turn was used to light the combustibles inside the wood stove.  It was a a very unique way in which to start our wood stove and was a great start to our weekend of underage drinking.
In the interest of public/personal safety, I must advise all who may be thinking of trying a "Blue Angel" whatever you do, ensure that your underwear stays up.  The lighter used to ignite the flatus and/or the burning flatus itself can indeed singe and errant butthole, or taint hairs. In case you don't know, your taint is the area between ones scrotum and their anus-as in "It t'aint your asshole and it t'aint your ballsack, it's your taint.
While methane is one of the gasses contained within "flatus" most of the inflammable gasses is hydrogen. Surgery involving the abdominal cavity that uses any sort of electrocautery used to control bleeding and/or used to cut in a bloodless fashion, must be careful to avoid igniting any "flatus" on the table.  Fires/explosions in the surgical theater have indeed been reported from the small sparks created during electrocautery.

And now you know.

Happy New Year BellGabbers!

peace
Hog
#2
Paranormal - Conspiracy - UFOs - Etc. / Re: Mr. Fidget
January 01, 2023, 05:31:34 PM
Quote from: Mr. Fidget on January 01, 2023, 04:43:29 AMHappy New Year gabbers!
I hope everyone has a great 2023!
HAppy New Year to you as well Mr Fidget.

peace
Hog
#3
Happy New Year Heather.

It'd be cool if you said Hi.  Seriously, water under the bridge, Art's gone, maybe we can all have some laughs back here where it all started.  I remember first hearing you as "Red" way back on Eric Daw's "Fret Files" podcast where you did the NEWS.

Anyhoo, take care of yourself.

peace
Hog
#4
Quote from: timpate on October 22, 2017, 07:57:54 PMShame Shame Mr.V. We need to do a fucking show soon. Let me know if you are up for one?
Hey Tim, yes you and MV need to do a show.  I loved when you both would host.  Get a hold of MV.

peace
Hog
#5
Random Topics / Re: Celebrity Deaths
January 01, 2023, 04:50:46 PM
Pope Benedict XVI died at 95.  Long live the Pope.

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Hog
#6
Random Topics / Re: Winter Holiday Thread
December 25, 2022, 05:44:08 PM
For the last month I've been gorging on this stuff and then last Wed they ran out. On the way to see family I stopped to see if they had any more in stock and by gosh they did.
I am of course talking about Circle K Egg Nog.  The stuff is 6% milk fat and is one of the best Egg Nogs on the market. I've personally done a taste test with over 25 varieties.
I'm in heaven.

peace
Hog

#7
Politics / Re: The Ukraine CrySis - Crimea River
December 25, 2022, 05:30:02 PM
Patriot is quite the system nowadays, I can see why the Russians would be pissed.

How many Abrams tanks are being sent?

peace
Hog
#8
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Martinez Tonight
December 02, 2022, 07:26:25 PM
Hey Chefist, any plans for any shows around the holidays?  Always good for a laugh.  I'll never forget some of the usernames some people would sign into the old UFOSHIP.com chat site.  My favourite was "Swiss Army Tooth".  Oh those were good times.

peace
Hog
#9
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
December 02, 2022, 07:21:48 PM
Quote from: malachi.martini on November 02, 2022, 12:41:07 PMHeather my baby, it's time to come home, to Bellgab.

The "Last active" portion of the "Heather Wade Profile Summary page"
located at https://bellgab.com/index.php?action=profile;u=3258
has been changed from Last Active-visible" to "Last Action-Invisible, as it remains today. This change hasn't been made very long ago.

Heather's last post(https://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=30.msg683655#msg683655)

The original redacted username was a pseudonym used by Heather Wade. The "redacted" account was renamed Heather Wade by the site admin/owner MV so it was easier for newcomers to search for and find info about her.  She has had to of logged onto Bellgab and changed that setting from for "visible" to "invisible".

There is a new redacted who registered August 31, 2019, 12:30:25 AM, this is NOT Heather Wade.
Heather Wade(the original "redacted" registered July 27, 2013, 06:38:19 AM

Heather, it's all good, pop in and say hi. What a crazy ride the last decade has been.
You guys had an add up on Times Square for Art Bell for christsakes. Who does that? That was AWESOME. So much cool stuff to talk about.  We all aren't getting any younger.

Maybe you could be a guest on an episode of "Martinez Tonight!"?  I'm sure Chefist would be game.  Take care  and best wishes from a Tasty Canadian.

peace
Hog
#10
Just a feel good video from the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation(CBC).
2 days post C-section delivery, mother/reintroduction video.

When the little one raises its hand Mahali,the Mom, was right there. There's more "humanity" being displayed by "Mahali" towards her "infant" than is displayed by some humans. Not surprising since we share 99% of our DNA with the chimpanzee species.

https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/2116171331943

peace
Hog
#11
Random Topics / Re: The Spaceflight Thread
November 16, 2022, 08:45:15 PM
And the big orange rocket flew.

It was awesome



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Hog
#12
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 09, 2022, 09:16:56 PMRib sub? Where?
The ones from 7/11. Not very healthy I'm sure, but they got a good taste.

peace
Hog
#13
The "rib subs" are awesome.

Avoid the Pizza rolls, they burn.

peace
Hog
#14
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Martinez Tonight
November 09, 2022, 08:39:15 PM
Swiss Army Tooth.

That was a good episode Chefist.

14:52  "Sounded like three retards humping a doorknob."  Oh good times.

peace
Hog
#15
Random Topics / Re: A proposal for Roswells, Art
November 09, 2022, 08:33:09 PM
Hey Roswells, Art are you still in the Trebuchet business.

I hope allswells, with you and yours.

peace
Hog
#16
40:44

Chefist: "David, David, David, quick question what's your plan on getting more than 100 listeners a night?"

Burn!

peace
Hog
#17
Quote from: malachi.martini on November 09, 2022, 12:05:39 AMCheffys laughter is just the best.
Chefist's laugh is awesome.  Great example at 39:13 follwed by:
Rubini: "You've already admitted you loved Heather"
MV:"My wife and I were actually in Pahrump 6 weeks ago visiting  Heather."

peace
Hog
#18
Quote from: GravitySucks on November 08, 2022, 10:46:59 PMPretty sure evil EmVee made that change back in 2019
Yes they did.

Nice to hear from you Gravity.

peace
Hog
#19
Quote from: Silphion on September 05, 2022, 02:06:02 AMSomeone who goes back to 2011 according to MV.

Well ...



What happened to the BellGab posts for (Redacted) pre 2019?

They're all under Heather Wade of the memberlist.

peace
hog
#20
Quote from: MV/Liberace! on July 22, 2022, 12:18:40 PMUntil I get a proper site/place/location set up for the old GabCast shows, you can download all of them here:

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Vg2rMm_kj2VPysLEk7wIdFaGbjPSKibN?usp=sharing
Thanks MV! That's a life saver. I listen every night.

peace
Hog
#21
Random Topics / Re: The Spaceflight Thread
November 08, 2022, 07:09:01 PM
Art Bell LOVED this image. I remember him talking about it on Coast to Coast AM

1995 Pillars of Creation (left) Hubble Space Telescope
2022 Pillars of Creation (right) James Webb Space Telescope



peace
Hog
#22
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Amy On The Radio
October 25, 2022, 07:07:04 PM
Quote from: MV/Liberace! on July 22, 2022, 09:30:18 PMIs there a clip anywhere?
The only time I listened to to Dave Shrader was on the Gabcast.

peace
Hog
#23
Quote from: The General on October 15, 2022, 10:57:02 PMThe latest 124 episodes of the Fret Files Podcast can be found here.
Hey General.  I either listen to Fret Files of the Gabcast, or listen to YOU on the Gabcast when you called in, all the time.

nice to see you around.

peace
Hog
#24
London airshow this weekend.  Thunderbirds are here.   Last year I was overflown by a pair of B-1B bombers.  Wings partially swept back just cruising along.   And loud gee-whiz.

peace
Hog
#25
Random Topics / Re: The Spaceflight Thread
September 08, 2022, 05:49:53 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 02, 2022, 07:14:50 PMThanks for the space info, Hog. It's always aporeciated. Still driving that sweet Bel Air, I hope?
Hey Doc, yup, still have her.


Here's a pic of the work they're doing at the pad. The Tail Service Mast Umbilicals(TSMU) were leaking during tanking last launch attempt. Hydrogen concentrations at the joints were 3 times allowable so they scrubbed the launch.  Looking at later in Sept following a tanking test.


https://forum.nasaspaceflight.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=56782.0;attach=2125641;image

peace
Hog
#26
Random Topics / Re: The Spaceflight Thread
September 02, 2022, 01:46:03 PM
Quote from: pate on September 02, 2022, 01:29:40 PMWelcome back, Hog!

/off-topic:  How did your Monarchs do this year?

-p
Hey Pate, nice to be back!  I placed my response HERE. https://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=12756.new#new

peace
Hog
#27
Quote from: pate on September 02, 2022, 01:29:40 PMWelcome back, Hog!

/off-topic:  How did your Monarchs do this year?

-p
Hey Pate, nice to be back!  I've already had 3, 2 females and 1 male.  I have 13 chrysalis' hanging and at least 20 caterpillars munching away on my milkweed.

Visually I have not seen many monarchs flying around.  For 2020 I had 15, 2021 also 15.  Hopefully I can increase this years amount by a bit.  I can't beleive that these creatures are actually, officially, an Endangered Spacies.

peace
Hog
#28
Random Topics / Re: The Spaceflight Thread
September 02, 2022, 01:23:11 PM
Here is SLS at the pad-39B awaiting the launch of Artemis-1 which will feature a Distant Retrograde Orbit(DRO) which will take teh spacecraft further from Earth than any human rated spacecraft had before.  It will be re-entering the Earth's atmosphere faster than any vehicle as well, in excess of 25,000mph.  The Thermal Protection System will be put to an extreme test.  Artemis-1 is an uncrewed test mission.

Distant Retrograde Orbit for Artemis-1



Artemis-2 uses a free Return trajectory in case something goes wrong as this is a test flight with humans aboard, the Orion spacecraft will return to Earth.


And finally for Artemis-3, Orion will enter a Near Rectilinear Halo Orbit which will allow Orion to dock at Gateway or the Human Lander System(Space X Lunar Lander)  The NRHO allows for the South Pole of Luna to be observed.  There are craters that while always exposed to the Sun, there are areas at the crater's bottom that have NEVER seen light from the Sun.  Future flights will be to a NRHO as well. Orion is SLS's primary payload.



Each SLS launch costs 4.5 billion dollars.  The Solid Rocket Boosters, Core Stage and its four(4) RS-25 main engines will be expended and fall into the Pacific Ocean.  There are 16 engines left over from the Space Shuttle Program(SSP or STS=Space Transportation System). Contracts have already been signed to Restart Production of the RS25 engine at the cost of approximately US$150,000,000 a piece.  That's US$600,000,000 for the liquid engines alone.
"On May 1, 2020, NASA awarded a contract extension to manufacture 18 additional RS-25 engines, with associated services, for $1.79 billion, bringing the total SLS contract value to almost $3.5 billion."
18 more RS25s on the way.

peace
Hog
#29
Random Topics / Re: The Spaceflight Thread
September 02, 2022, 12:26:55 PM
Well I'm glad teh forums are back up.  SLS tried to launch last Monday morning, but a developmental temperature sensor for engine number 3 was indicating that the 3rd engine was NOT getting as cold as it should.  This sensor is not connected to the ALS(Automatic Launch Sequence), it was used for testing alone.
next launch attempt is scheduled for Saturday afternoon.

peace
Hog

#30
Technology / Re: Defund NASA
September 02, 2022, 12:07:56 PM
SLS is hopefully to launch this Saturday afternoon.  Yee haw!

peace
Hog
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