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I'm glad I didn't start out with a stupid username.

Quote from: Yorkshire Pudiphile on June 22, 2017, 11:38:53 PM
Wow.  You are one vicious faggot for picking on Brig like that.

I prefer penis friendly.

Quote from: CozyRozie on June 22, 2017, 10:50:38 PM
BTW,
do you guys read your PM's.
I send PM to one of you yesterday, not sure if you got it,..would just like to know that you got it and read it. That's all.

You think Mr. McFeely lost it in the mail? White Crow is buying this site, btw.

Quote from: CozyRozie on June 22, 2017, 10:41:18 PM
Yes dear BellGabbers, I'm seriously considering to drop some serious coin (high 5 figure) and make MV an offer.

Thanks to some great returns on my investments I have 'play' money and was thinking why not to buy BG.
I have a plan how to turn this *hole into a goldmine, it would become very exciting extremely potent board..(but I keep details secret for now).
What do you hens and cocks think BellGab is worth-?,
Before I have my lawyer present my financial offer to MV I would love to hear your opinions how much this forum that you love so much is worth in real dollars.

If negotiations go well I might be taking all of you on a very wild ride and MADE BellGab GREAT AGAIN

So, what you're saying, is some yaks are coming on the market soon? I could use a new girlfriend. (one that doesn't bark)

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on June 22, 2017, 12:43:57 PM
Do you know how to tell if someone is really leaving a board.
Answer: you can't, they just disappear and one day you realize they are not around anymore.

Do you know how to tell if a person is not really leaving a board?
Answer: They make a farewell post.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h6ZXKHv19A

Quote from: brig ☕ on June 22, 2017, 07:44:27 PM
You make a good point.

That's five wasted words. I know I make a good point. Don't bother telling me I'm right either.

Quote from: Chefist on June 22, 2017, 07:41:28 PM
Thank you...

I'm glad you didn't get bent out of shape. I liked your show.

Quote from: brig ☕ on June 22, 2017, 07:21:07 PM
I think it was Officers Gravity and Ciardello that arrested me.  I could be wrong.

This coming from the person whom decides whether we are legitimate bellgabbers or not.

Quote from: Chefist on June 22, 2017, 07:20:44 PM
lolz... she sucks...who cares! 

You're not exactly Art Bell.

Quote from: Dyna-X Ⓤ on June 22, 2017, 05:57:05 PM
With almost 2 years to reflect on the "Autumn of the Stalker," I have a nagging feeling that this is the CNN-style surface version of the story has more to it than what ever has been said or suggested (except possibly here on Bellgab)  It was a confluence of several things including his numbers sliding almost daily

I recall while he was doing Midnight in the Desert he had the opportunity to pick up a serious amount of terrestrial radio stations but turned it down. It had the ring of truth to it because his excuse wasn't that good. It was something like 'I want to keep it small'. What I took from that was he knew then he wasn't into doing it any longer but wasn't sure what he was going to do about it. I can't remember which show it was when he said it, but it's out there.

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on June 17, 2017, 12:56:25 PM
Good to see you back. Any Martinez Tonight shows on the horizon?

Actually, where can I find your shows? I haven't listened to them yet.

Quote from: Camazotz Automat on July 15, 2015, 10:20:00 AM
Ex Machina (2015)

I think Art recommended this movie. I watched it anyway. It was very good 9/10. It was basically about someone chosen to test whether an artificial intelligence could pass convincingly as a human. There's way more to it than that but I don't want to ruin it for anyone that hasn't seen it yet.

Quote from: Damon the most awesome person on June 16, 2017, 02:48:43 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIaY44THKyU

We should take bets on how many times George has to reschedule his endoscopy because he can't not eat for more than a few minutes much less 12 hours.

Quote from: Damon the most awesome person on June 16, 2017, 02:48:43 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIaY44THKyU

Senda says "I was going to feed one of the cats. I walked across the street and the next thing I know I look and I yelled and there was a car bearing down on me. If the woman hadn't put her brakes on I'd probably be dead right now."

Laura? IB? Sredni with a wig? Where were you at the time of this occurrence?

Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on June 16, 2017, 08:46:36 PM
posting my favorite screen shot of Falkie gets me this ad banner !
LOL

lol

Quote from: Norm on June 16, 2017, 11:09:20 AM
Doctors discover real reason why Falkie has trouble walking.

He's going to have a difficult time explaining that to his rabbi.

Quote from: Laughing Gator on June 14, 2017, 10:27:05 AM
Back after a few months break, got married and had an awesome Honeymoon.

Now I'm back and I see that the Falkie thread is still the same and Falkie is Falkie-- as clueless as ever and the same POS grifter that we all know and detest.

He's moved up to begging for Toyota Highlanders.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLfEsMcB-ZY


The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing"

Some take the bible
For what it's worth
When it says that the meek
Shall inherit the Earth
Well, I heard that some sheik
Has bought New Jersey last week
'N you suckers ain't gettin' nothin'

Is Hare Rama really wrong
If you wander around
With a napkin on
With a bell on a stick
An' your hair is all gone...
(The geek shall inherit nothin')

You say yer life's a bum deal
'N yer up against the wall...
Well, people, you ain't even got no
Deal at all
'Cause what they do
In Washington
They just takes care
of NUMBER ONE
An' NUMBER ONE ain't YOU
You ain't even NUMBER TWO

Those Jesus Freaks
Well, they're friendly but
The shit they believe
Has got their minds all shut
An' they don't even care
When the church takes a cut
Ain't it bleak when you got so much nothin'
(So whaddya do)
Eat that pork
Eat that ham
Laugh till ya choke
On Billy Graham
Moses, Aaron 'n Abraham...
They're all a waste of time
'N it's yer ass that's on the line
(IT'S YER ASS THAT'S ON THE LINE)

Do what you wanna
Do what you will
Just don't mess up
Your neighbor's thrill
'N when you pay the bill
Kindly leave a little tip
And help the next poor sucker
On his one way trip. . .
SOME TAKE THE BIBLE. . .
(Aw gimme a half a dozen for the hotel room!)



Writer(s): Frank Zappa
"You Are What You Is" (1981)
"Thing

Quote from: pyewacket on June 13, 2017, 07:23:47 PM
MD- Save your money and don't go buying the largest bucket of popcorn for this one- I'm sure PBS will be by soon to answer all your questions.

We aren't judging, we just want details, really juicy details. Don't hold anything back. Sorry, not sorry, your co-host has a big mouth.

Quote from: ponyboysunset on June 13, 2017, 08:33:00 AM
Thanks all for your interest. We are hoping to get started within the next few weeks. No A/C, spider bites ( I currently have 7 due to a rogue spider attack), or any other excuses will stop us. Then again I never charge for any podcast I do. At best I am an amateur. At worst I am just some asshole with a microphone and a lot of opinions.  :

Cut to the chase. Is pyewacket the one you were having an affair with that you talked about in Chefist's gossip thread? She meats all the criteria, a married woman, frequent poster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvAL-a2UqwQ

Yeah, social justice warriors have become extreme these days. I just wish they knew when to stop.





https://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/08/insider/1854-no-irish-need-apply.html?_r=0

Quote from: Norm on June 13, 2017, 04:31:19 PM
Now open for business!

That's something we all can afford. Can we opt out of the assorted fecal items, or does it come with it?

Quote from: b🎱man on June 13, 2017, 03:42:34 PM
Oh come on, you have to at least hear the hook at 1:10. 

It brought a tear to my eye (I only have one (bad knitting accident)). You can really hear her emotional heartfelt plea to be not be treated as an entertainment icon.

Quote from: b🎱man on June 13, 2017, 02:53:21 PM

https://youtu.be/EWFyxoTB7NI

Just because I'm in the Falkie thread doesn't mean I want to be tortured any more than usual. I prefer that cover over Paul Ankas. I mean, I lasted several more seconds listening it before clicking away, anyway.

Speaking of torture, why isn't Falkie posting here?

Quote from: Norm on June 13, 2017, 02:08:21 PM
George's new gig

Is there a discount for women who can tie their boobs in a knot?

Quote from: 21st Century Man on June 13, 2017, 02:05:53 PM
Paul Anka wrote My Way not Sinatra


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsS811o21-k

That was painful. I could only get through a few seconds.

Quote from: Happier Times are coming ! on June 13, 2017, 12:55:05 PM
Falkie actually met the "Chairman of the Board"
*he told me
Falkie was actually the inspiration for "My Way"
*he told me
My Way
Sid Vicious
*inspired by the "kid", George "Falkie" Senda
Lyrics
And now, the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
You cunt, I'm not a queer
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's full
And each and every highway
And yet, much more than this
I did it my way
Regrets. I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention.
But dig, what I have to do
I'll see it through with no devotion
Of that, take care and just
Be careful along the highway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way
There were times,
I´m sure you knew
When there was but but
Fucking else to do
But through it all,
When there was doubt
I shot it up or kicked it out
I faced the wall, and the wall
And did it my way.
Knocked out in bed last night
I´ve had my fill, my share of looting
And now, the tears subside
I find it all so amusing
To think, I killed a cat
And may I say, oh no, not their way
But no, oh no, not me
I did it my way
For what is a brat,
What has he got
When he finds out that he cannot
Say the things he truly thinks
But only the words,
Not what he feels
The record shows,
I´ve got no clothes
And did it my way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD0eb0tDjIk

Quote from: Damon the most awesome person on June 12, 2017, 07:20:12 PM

https://youtu.be/3zRzSsEVf68

See, all of you naysayers owe Senda an apology. He is good with money. He says he would never spend $133,000 dollars on a basketball ticket. Also,if you were planning on donating a ticket to him, he would rather have a $40,000 Toyota Highlander (or three), so keep that in mind Seraphim. He is being very frugal with your money.

George, you shouldn't complain about walking everywhere. Don't you know it's the best thing you are doing for you and your health?

Stay safe out there.

Quote from: brig on June 11, 2017, 09:44:09 PM
I don't know if I ever shared this on bellgab before, but during the Fortress days, George used to PM me quite a bit before I got banned after only one month there.  He had asked me to do a podcast with him.  I said no.

Looking back, I should'a dunit!!   

You said No?!



You're the cabbage, btw.