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#62
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Ian Punnett
October 09, 2022, 06:46:34 AM
Quote from: Lazarus on October 08, 2022, 11:56:54 PMThe most punchable face in radio.

Sparkle, I know what you're saying.
#63
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Ian Punnett
October 09, 2022, 06:45:19 AM
Quote from: Juan on October 09, 2022, 06:14:28 AMjumping on a caller who kept talking about "finished science."

This should make it into a digest, →[].
#64
Politics / Re: The Ukraine CrySis - Crimea River
October 08, 2022, 10:24:57 PM
Quote from: Asuka Langley on October 08, 2022, 07:26:08 PMhttps://twitter.com/CBS_Herridge/status/1578549246243966978

That's not John Bolton. That's Bill Gates. Sad!!


Quote from: Asuka Langley on October 08, 2022, 07:26:08 PMWere going green, send in the goys!

Don't you have any respect for yourself? I'm begging you here. Just think, you have hair.

And this is what you do. Double sad with it. sadsad!!


Quote from: K_Dubb on October 08, 2022, 07:45:23 PMcan't survive a loss in Ukraine

We are all losing in Ukraine. Yet we are all likely to survive.

And we envy The Dead.
#65
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Ian Punnett
October 08, 2022, 07:41:03 PM
Quote from: albrecht on October 08, 2022, 06:31:23 PMIn his usual way Ian was disputing the Philadelphia Experiment

I thought that's what we sent him to seminary school for; so we didn't have to pay attention to his opinion on actual science.

I guess we don't. It's not really a fair fight when he's got one arm tied behind his puppet master retard behind his back.

I guess I should be nicer to the guy when I'm posting in his own thread but, but this Mockingbird shit has got to go. →[].
#66
Politics / Re: The Ukraine CrySis - Crimea River
October 08, 2022, 05:29:27 PM
Quote from: K_Dubb on October 08, 2022, 04:43:19 PMLOL you mean like rainbow flag on everything that is alphabet people?

I disagree; LGBT (with which I have some issues) is booming but it is just fallout [...] you guys have to figure out how to attract and keep women first or whether you even want to.

The alphabets sprung up like other sociosexual career paths, and should be treated as such; [...] kids will just yawn.


Are you intentionally forgetting the use of MDMA in the courtship ritual amongst Alphabet players or are you forgetting that Alphabet means "fucking Feds."

You've got some fucking cunt judge keeping me from away from talking to somebody or even answering the phone under pain of imprisonment and you're talking about figuring out a way to fucking "save" traditional marriage somebody fuck you, fucker.


You people are all a fucking joke and everybody fucking knows it. Don't fucking forget it. Doesn't matter if I ever answer the phone again — people fucking know.

And you can fucking cram it.
#67
Random Topics / Re: Celebrity Deaths
October 07, 2022, 02:59:34 PM
Quote from: paladin1991 on October 07, 2022, 01:41:14 PMYeah.  She was a laugh.  Back in the day there was some talk of

HELLO PIG STOP YEAH I AM ALIVE STOP WHAT DO YOU MEAN I ONLY GET THREE STOPS AND NO QUESTION MARK WHAT KIND OF SHITTY HEAVEN IS THIS URK

Quote from: paladin1991 on October 07, 2022, 01:41:14 PMher being a Weird Al wannabe with her accordian.

There had to be a girl with hair and an accordion so that those of us with discriminating tastes would know what we are/were not fapping to.

I don't care which came first.
#68
Politics / Re: The Ukraine CrySis - Crimea River
October 07, 2022, 02:55:37 PM
Quote from: albrecht on October 07, 2022, 02:01:32 PMGot to figure out how to get a Bush in there.

Let's not over think things. You know what I found in the wash the other day? A goddam carapace. Sans legs. Things have already progressed far too far.
#69
Quote from: albrecht on October 07, 2022, 02:08:24 PMguest. Circular-breathing and nutso

This is my love language now.
#70
Random Topics / Re: Celebrity Deaths
October 07, 2022, 02:52:19 PM
#71
Politics / Re: The Ukraine CrySis - Crimea River
October 07, 2022, 02:36:46 PM
Quote from: paladin1991 on October 07, 2022, 02:24:41 PMShe is hot. 

Arguable.


Quote from: paladin1991 on October 07, 2022, 02:24:41 PMShe is (regionally) powerful.  would fuck.

This does not really narrow it down when it comes to you. You and your ilk.
#72
Politics / Re: The Ukraine CrySis - Crimea River
October 07, 2022, 12:48:51 PM
Quote from: Jackstar on October 07, 2022, 12:45:09 PMWe're busy with Chesstrinitrotoluene; fuck off

ftfy
#73
Politics / Re: The Ukraine CrySis - Crimea River
October 07, 2022, 12:45:09 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 07, 2022, 12:31:15 PMHello, Hunter Biden laptop? ;D

We're busy with Chess; fuck off
#74
Politics / Re: The Ukraine CrySis - Crimea River
October 07, 2022, 12:44:03 PM
Quote from: albrecht on October 07, 2022, 12:30:30 PMThey should set up a game of Risk.


Welcome to Amateur Hour.
#75
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
October 07, 2022, 01:50:25 AM
Quote from: PKaiser on March 09, 2016, 09:51:43 PMLooking forward to convalescing while eating corn on the cob with no fucking teeth.

Semper fi.
#76
Random Topics / Re: Celebrity Deaths
October 06, 2022, 11:19:46 PM
HI PIGS

Quote from: paladin1991 on October 06, 2022, 06:42:12 PMjudy Tenuta is dead.

I didn't remember her name;  but I remembered her real fast when I looked her up on YouTube...





#77
Politics / Re: The Ukraine CrySis - Crimea River
October 06, 2022, 02:52:03 PM
Quote from: albrecht on October 06, 2022, 02:10:36 PMDon't they know there is a MonkeyPox and new variants of the Corona-Chan?

They think they have shields.


For my own part I'm staying safely at home pounding beer while posting on the s******/from the commode. Making myself completely undesirable is the least I can do for Humanity.

Quote from: albrecht on October 06, 2022, 02:10:36 PMAnd like a nude beach old men also since the younger folks are fighting elsewhere.

All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. Take note of their exits, unless other entrances present themselves.

In that case go for the gusto.

Quote from: albrecht on October 06, 2022, 02:10:36 PMAnd normal VD is coming back, according to health authorities, in certain 'demographics.' Hopefully

Needles.
#78
Politics / Re: Nord Stream Pipeline 'events'
October 04, 2022, 10:38:36 PM
Quote from: K_Dubb on October 04, 2022, 10:34:52 PMFortunately they made it and loaded him into an ambulance.

And at that point, I hope they made it some more.
#79
Politics / Re: Nord Stream Pipeline 'events'
October 04, 2022, 10:30:42 AM
Quote from: albrecht on October 04, 2022, 09:24:47 AMWe should be selling more gas. And more drilling.

Alternative energy sources. Definitely more drilling.
#80
Quote from: Rix Gins on October 04, 2022, 12:50:27 AMCharles Faddis

This fucking guy. What a bastard.
#81
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
October 04, 2022, 02:33:17 AM
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Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 14, 2022, 09:24:42 PMNaaa..if crims are going to do the crimes, then they should be held to account, agreed?

Your face is criminal.
#82
Politics / Re: Jordan Peterson
October 03, 2022, 01:40:56 PM
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Quote from: K_Dubb on October 03, 2022, 10:52:46 AMLife, liberty, pursuit of happiness, forgettaboutit the one thing that you are all against is rainbow flag haha fuck you 🥳

I'm against rape.
#84
I can explain:

Quote from: Jackstar on October 02, 2022, 09:32:11 PMfind me on Twitter:
@KucziMETA
@1lingold
@_n_Jack
@WorthAugerK

This isn't anything nefarious, and let me make this extremely clear... I don't want multiple Twitter accounts. I need a separate Twitter for each Gab-scion board because of the following reasons:

1) Some people want to be friends with me and don't want to be exposed to other people who want to be friends with me, and it's not fair to make me bear the lion's share of the implied ostracism that my "friend-to-all" policy inevitably creates, all by my lonesome. Thus, arrangements are being made, and will continue to be made, by Order of The Divine Authority. (Call them. Go on. Make my day.)

2) I didn't ask for Turbo Mode... I asked for a voiceprint. That's all I asked for, and that was all. Because that's what I fucking needed. Because someone disassembled my Flex Capacitor, which, by the way, I'm not -real- upset about, but, got-damn, way to prove it was actually doing something useful, because without it, none of my tech was working worth a tinker's damn. Thanks, Disassembler. Nice job. What are you gonna do for an encore? Shut down the protection grid? Okay, Dickless. *massive rolleyes*

Quote from: Jackstar on October 02, 2022, 09:32:11 PMfuck me on TruthSocial:
@KUCZI

3) I'm an athlete. Deal with it.


Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 13, 2022, 06:21:54 PMSpeaking of, where's mv been lately?

Welded to VLC.
#85
Politics / Re: China Coup?
October 02, 2022, 11:40:33 PM
#86
Random Topics / Re: Music
October 02, 2022, 09:43:06 PM
Quote from: pate on October 02, 2022, 09:26:50 PMMaybe, but this:


Definitely sounds Commie, especially when they start singing (@ ~0:56)...


Show me on the cel-shaded map where the puppets of Forest Gump and Joseph McCarthy forced you to get a Prince Albert.
#87
Quote from: albrecht on October 02, 2022, 09:27:20 PMI always forget which side was the good side.

FLASH

Quote from: Jackstar on October 01, 2022, 12:36:08 PMYou had your chance to put me on your members list. Now I've set you up the good day gentlemen we get signal wide pan bread.

find me on Twitter:
@KucziMETA
@1lingold
@_n_Jack
@WorthAugerK
fuck do me on TruthSocial:
@KUCZI


Quote from: albrecht on October 02, 2022, 09:27:20 PMI always forget which side was the good side.

Win or lose, Thunderdome is Anti-M.
#88
Quote from: Jackstar on October 02, 2022, 12:06:47 AMAnd the reason is that I would rather talk about NASCAR than go to jail for a year. Like, I'm not even faking it in.




Quote from: Jackstar on October 02, 2022, 12:06:47 AMI have won The Game.

It's been tricky knocking these wins out of the park, what with the Vows of Bonded Bondage of Bonded Servitude, Camoflauge, Discipline: Freedom, [Disciplines: Elephant Riding, Dragon Sleighing, Goldragon Hartslayer, totes TotesHonesTeaTotesItsWhats4LAUNCH, Barnstorming, Bartholomew T.esQ. NOTES:


These are mandatory skills and abilities in order to establish bona fides. This is the way I am choosing to compartmentalize this information, because, number one, this is the only avenue available to me, given the destruction of my research corpus, my flex capacitor, ALL the flux capacitors I had were disassembled, now my fridge is full of yogurt and one loan hen's egg, which, you know what? It might be a ringer. So, just in case, someone manifests another dragon, maybe--just, maybe--it's gonna hatch out of this haunted refrigerator one night.

Like, THIS SHIT COULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN. People see that stuff, right? That's why Zuul was in the fridge. I have a fridge that is way, way, WAY SCARIER. It's a -novel- level of filthy. Way beyond totesbeyond. (Worth the trip especially with astral travel.) In any event, I'm hearing this extended complaints about mental illness.

Well, Bellgab, I'd tell you that I've been fine, but I wouldn't know what to tell you the next time you remembered who I am, because I'm going to have to drop one more vow and something else too before I get to a vow of Dentistry. And, the reason why is George Washington.] Those are for the specifications. Vows also are emplaced with Poverty, Honesty,  & Mrs. Paul. (She is a -real- bitch. #Respect.) So I'm probably not likely to be taken away from where I'm being held against my will, a hostage to fate, oh yeah there's a wormhole here. Like why wouldn't there be?

I think there is a case for calling The Singularity bypass a successful one. Those who know about it at all would surely agree. The landscape of theoretical astrophysics is, you know, my area.

Some days I have trouble getting out of bed, to rustle up the energy to remember to change all the keycodephrases in one of the more important fake accounts that has been made, hijacked, co-opted, confiscated, and then used to provide cover for the stalking and eventual murders of numerous people... so maybe I should have worked on my raging case of undiagnosed insomnia before Stephen King had to write a book about it.

In the meantime I have content to upload and I only have one job on this spaceship, and goddam it, I'm going to do it. By the way, you're on a planet.

I'm on a spaceship. Get it? Got it? Good. I'll be home for nightly presence check later. Also, I have opened the Bust of George Washington and found--of course--five magickal coins. (Please, be jelly.)

Love to Fam.
#89
Radio and Podcasts / Re: 5 Minutes With Jackstar
October 02, 2022, 02:31:13 PM
Quote from: Lazarus on October 02, 2022, 02:41:12 AMFFS just STOP

I'm banned from OurGOObeanieGOPPERHEADgab.

What now? Does YouTube have a brand or is YouTube a brand? Discuss while I crash this b**** with no survivors, or find a place to park whichever comes first.
#90
Radio and Podcasts / Re: 5 Minutes With Jackstar
October 02, 2022, 02:25:09 PM
Quote from: paladin1991 on May 20, 2020, 12:55:16 AMI don't even know who the fuck that fucker was.  But I lost interest when he cut to a song to cover the fact that he was unprepared. 

I'm still unprepared. Neck yourself.
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