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#121
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
September 23, 2022, 07:00:00 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 23, 2022, 04:58:41 PMYou see something nefarious and cryptofasciat about a members list?!

Fed.
#122
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
September 23, 2022, 03:29:52 PM
Quote from: Juan on September 23, 2022, 03:05:06 PMRumor is there are more FBI Ku Klux members than there are dedicated Klan members.


Joining them to infiltrate them and swallow their souls from within is the sixth step on the road to enlightenment, so, this fits.
#123
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
September 23, 2022, 03:28:21 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 23, 2022, 02:33:55 PMNo, the Clintons did.

Did they get away with it either? Not so much I don't think. Weren't they really each their own worst punishment inflicted on each other for being married now for all Eternity?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 23, 2022, 02:33:55 PMHe was their patsy.

Strict upgrade.
#124
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
September 23, 2022, 03:25:04 PM
Quote from: K_Dubb on September 23, 2022, 03:23:04 PMprotect that asset.  Cold calculations, above my pay grade.  Speculation is pointless

I knew it!!!


Quote from: K_Dubb on September 23, 2022, 03:23:04 PMcan drive yourself nuts over that stuff.

The nanotech drives my nuts. I'm solid.
#125
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
September 23, 2022, 01:45:31 PM
Quote from: albrecht on September 23, 2022, 01:14:27 PMOperation Trust. [...] People are generally ill-informed.

I do what I must, because I can.
#126
Quote from: albrecht on September 23, 2022, 01:25:14 PMdiscuss that one should never rehome birds.

I just can't even.
#127
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
September 23, 2022, 12:52:33 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 23, 2022, 03:33:25 AMIs it fun being a communst's pet, pate?

Given several comparable alternatives that have immediately sprung to imagination: gotta be.


p.s.: is that a misspelling, or a new meme?
#128
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
September 23, 2022, 12:47:58 PM
Quote from: K_Dubb on September 23, 2022, 11:52:15 AMbasically genociding white people all while snacking on babies

I thought we were saving that for your birthday.
#130
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Mr. Metokur Live Stream Thread
September 23, 2022, 12:33:00 PM
Quote from: Richard Groyper on October 21, 2018, 08:28:07 PMhere. we. go.


G-ddamn it. We talked about this.
#131
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
September 22, 2022, 10:41:54 PM
Quote from: K_Dubb on September 22, 2022, 10:08:46 PMLOL why do you think my penis is small?  Where did that even come from???

triggered.gif

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 22, 2022, 10:41:20 PMYeah right you can't fool me any more

There will be those who take this statement as a challenge.
#132
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
September 22, 2022, 10:05:36 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 22, 2022, 09:49:35 PMThere, whole story told.

*polite_cough*
#133
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
September 22, 2022, 10:04:42 PM
Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 22, 2022, 08:39:33 PMThis was after incriminating himself by pretty much admitting he took stolen property to his country club. His thought projection to unclassify anything was inspired, in a perverse sort of way.

I think a case can be made that Trump would have thought that keeping various & sundry items, e.g., The Football® & documents, et. al., safe from being pilfered by Biden cronies mandated his flying off with them, hiding them any where he saw fit to, et cetera.

Certainly I am happier knowing that they had to raid his Summer Palace to get them, rather than just having handed them over to whatever retarded Biden flunky showed up with an empty attaché case. Whatever is in the files, there must be something exciting, somewhere—even if this is all just a retarded feint.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 22, 2022, 08:39:33 PMHe hasn't read (mainly because he doesn't read, too much effort) that the actual classification of the docs is irrevelant to the DoJ's issue with him at this stage. Though I can't see them letting go a possible espionage charge.

He's The President. Fuck your espionage charge, Bo-Boo.
#134
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
September 22, 2022, 01:35:20 PM
Quote from: albrecht on September 22, 2022, 11:42:04 AMIsn't there some kind of holy mirror used also to determine death, before the various colored smoke? Speaking of rings, I had a buddy who saved a finger by his wedding ring and a tranny that fell. Was actually pretty amazing. Ring bent to a great degree and cut off circulation until could be bent back with some pliers. Gold is malleable. And so are fingers. Didn't even break it! All this lends itself to jokes. But this was when tranny meant transmissions. Much like a dike was a usually earthen bulwark against water. Good luck if you actually want advice on a transmission, or a dike, and search the internet. Don't do at work! Tranny trouble has new meanings these days. Thanks Obamas. That is why when one of the Newsom scandals broke I thought "French Laundry" was some kind sex fetish act. It turned out just a super expensive restuarants favored by maskless Democrats during a lockdown.

This post is not getting the fan service that it deserves.
#135
Random Topics / Re: Celebrity Deaths
September 21, 2022, 04:40:07 PM
Quote from: Asuka Langley on September 21, 2022, 04:11:55 PMShe was late to her own funeral?
What a lazy slag

The judges cannot accept this answer.
#136
Random Topics / Re: Celebrity Deaths
September 21, 2022, 04:25:58 PM
Quote from: albrecht on September 21, 2022, 11:18:23 AMTo Her credit, she was policing the policy and ensuring product placement agreements were met. Like an 'undercover boss.'

I'll have someone send out for Feds.
#137
Quote from: albrecht on September 21, 2022, 03:54:19 PMDoc Wallet was on last night, so ignored. I eat enough eggs and hearing shut-ins gripe about health problems is bad radio and 'buy supplements.'

Marry me.


Quote from: albrecht on September 21, 2022, 03:54:19 PMBut the 2nd half in the splitsch-show format was a good 'ol boy talking Copper Plates, Red Heifers, scrolls, shofars, cut ribbons and 'peasant Bedouin boys throwing rocks.'

This is My jam. Is there someone in charge of curating George's Coast's clips? To do that job—I can't do that job, I can't get that job—but I could get used to getting paid by retired ol' boys to cut up their new ol' boy clips and use them to cut new listeners in out of Whole Cloth. (A previous job.)

Quote from: albrecht on September 21, 2022, 03:54:19 PMDave was drifting off and had the normal pronunciation issues but tried to keep attention

This tech. Read me in.


Quote from: albrecht on September 21, 2022, 03:54:19 PMbecause they guy was talking about King Solomon's gold and silver horde.

White people. Where's my frankincense? Where's my myrhh?

Quote from: albrecht on September 21, 2022, 03:54:19 PMAnd the Ark is under the Mound, but all want to let "sleeping dogs lie."

It's not complicated but it is only on a need to know basis. To get the knowledge that is sought here, and a Deep Knowing it is, is a lengthy scholarly process, one that I am even now in the midst of, and let me tell you—it isn't/ain't pretty.

But it is Life. (Woof.) Bitches, please. (MiggerWilf: Bow wow-wow.)
#138
Politics / Re: Joe Biden 2020
September 21, 2022, 05:19:27 AM
Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 21, 2022, 04:22:56 AMSix years is a long time to go without a decent cup of tea.

Knives and snowclaws out.
#139
Quote from: albrecht on September 20, 2022, 05:04:54 PMtry not paying any property taxes etc. Then tell me how the ownership goes. Or don't send the proper amount of grain or fish in whatever situation. Same deal.

It's a haunted church on a plot of land unsuitable for much of anything besides various Spirituality type deals. It's a magical place. There are Beings here. I negotiated with them, and the whole she-bang is run for my benefit. That's why I'm here and no one else is. They don't have permissions. And everyone is scared now.

I'm not gonna lie, it sure is nice to keep the kids off my lawn. In any event, I'm looking forward to establishing apolitical diplomatic channels, as I have no wish to underutilize this place forever. I don't know who thought leaving me alone here forever was going to work out but it's not. I require aid; the ID of the 2nd person to reside here matters; and the shenanigans that have been attempted so far are not going to please the Spirits on guard, nor do they serve my benefit.

Watching everyone try to explain THE EMERGENCY sure does, though. It's a laugh riot. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go back to work. (Don't you judge me. I will fucking cut you.)
#140
Random Topics / Re: IP2 streamers
September 20, 2022, 03:49:37 PM
Quote from: Asuka Langley on September 20, 2022, 03:34:49 PMhxxps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzLvzbB8x_o

Pencils down: did we make eye contact recently, or not? My vision is pretty bad but my eyes are open, and they do work. At this point, I'm a six-pack with glasses; which is not a thingfact I'm real proud of, but that's where we're at.

Don't tell me where you were at, just tell me if you saw me or not. Here, now, in public: fess up. Was that you?
#141
Radio and Podcasts / Re: 5 Minutes With Jackstar
September 20, 2022, 03:25:58 PM
Quote from: Jackstar on September 20, 2022, 02:34:09 PMNow, I know that sounds like it's a bit of bullshit, but it's the deal I have made with Spirit.

I made a deal with God. (What? Clergy. Get over it.)

Saltiness abounds. Now I'm not sure what's to come, exactly, but I'm delighted to see progress being made on many fronts.

Not exactly sure whether I should produce any content or not, but here I am writing, and that counts.

Future historians will be grateful that I wrote down anything at all, this is a very exciting time for Humanity. So there.
#142
Quote from: albrecht on September 20, 2022, 02:39:07 PMshe knows all about it it due to 'quantum' and 'all is energy.'

Cholera.
#143
Quote from: albrecht on September 20, 2022, 02:08:24 PMMartime  law and finance is amazing. Bzyantine and not 'sexy' so most don't pay attention

I really recommend the last half of "Battlefield: Earth" and I am not talking about the movie.
#144
Random Topics / Re: Fuck huitie
September 20, 2022, 03:09:12 PM
#145
It would look weird if I were storing all this digital media (like five terabytes of stuff I've collected over the years) and claiming I was archiving it for the purpose of restoring literature to civilization should there be an actual planet-killer event. So no I'm not a pirate.

Books are incredibly valuable, people just don't even know.
#146
Quote from: albrecht on September 20, 2022, 02:35:37 PMSome captain who was claiming 'floating time-bombs' due to lack of security, corruption, questionable finance, and river and port conditions. He was a Finn.

I have spent no small amount of time warning you all of the fuckin' tickin' fuckin' time bombs that I have seen coming. Having known a Finn or two, I'd pay stark heed to any such warning. Shit has gotten real, and will continue to. Face reality. Our world is at war.


Quote from: albrecht on September 20, 2022, 02:35:37 PMFound it. But still hard to get and find actual book.
https://www.amazon.com/Floating-Time-Bomb-Pekka-Joki/dp/0533155002

That looks like a great gift for someone but only if I could read it to someone functionally illiterate and I could scan the text before being spoken aloud, lest someone get triggered, or set off, or learn some dangerous information that only -legitimate- sailors should know. A tall order but that looks like a tower of a book. I would probably 1-click buy if available but obviously not.

I don't need any more rare paperweights or doorstops anyway.
#147
Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 20, 2022, 04:39:20 AMMany of us would disagree.

One of the most reliable signs that what I am doing with my life is totesworth the effort.

Another is the relentless boiling out of the woodwork, all this karmic energy from years and years gone back, that I, mysteriously, get carbon-copied feedback reports from Spirit on, from time to time as we all of us do, and lately--far, far more often. (The tadpoles coming out of the window panelling, -actual- tadpoles wriggling, are getting downright arrogant.) I'm not the only person around here who communes with The Spirit World, but I am the newest, and the locals have come to be aware of the impact I am having on the environment, and most people whose opinions really matter--and especially, most stakeholders that are concerned--seem to be reasonably fond of me here. (Certainly they've gotten a lot more polite.)

It would seem that witnessing the ongoing self-destructive cycle of -certain- key monkeyman players (especially around here--people are lining up around the block) is in part, a matter of seniority. As one of the longest-lived field-tested and -qualified Adjudicators available in my area (and certainly the most notorious, as well as arguably the most well-known as being perhaps, allegedly, balls-out insane), it would come to me -firstly,- in any general call for, ah, shall we say, "reinforcements," by which I mean the following.

Let's say, someone has to get beaten up. This is more common that one might think, given that, there are -a lot- of tough-ass bruisers in this part of the world, as well as no small amount of bitch-ass little wanna-be thuggie little piggies. (Present company & Company & Co. excluded, of course.) And in the jungle, when you're in The Jungle, Baby, sometimes... you gonna die. Well, I'm not gonna kill anyone on purpose, that's been established by my verified record of lifelong pacifism, and anyone who asks, I'll tell them: I am lazy, and if we're gonna start killing people, don't ask me until it's time to cinder the the surface and glass it all to rock candy. For an individual, I would prefer public humiliation--deemed by many to be a fate worse than death. And, it is. Especially for some folk from around here.

Shreddi, shall I stop breathing? Well, I can become Lord Of The Underworld here, no sweat, although I much prefer being Master Of The House. As the sole Resident, as well The Resident and The Caretaker, if I -were- to die, not likely but sure, let's say I did, well, here I am already in a church, already on a cemetery, and already I am surrounded by legitimate choices to make phylactery out of. They'll never get me out of here if they start to murderin'. For one thing: Shields. (Go bearers.) For another, I know how to become a Lich at point of death and live for Eternity as an Undead Magi. (It's not that hard. I've read a few books. And if I am actually dead, well, shit, why not? What, I need to save myself for Heaven? Already been, Shreds. Already done that trip. Nice place. Rather more niggers than I expected, but that's okay--I am one too, better buckle your shoes and start tap dancing, Buttercup. Because in The Land Of The Six Rivers, any man with even a question as to how The One Drop Rule applies is gonna be suspect. The Whites in His area (THIS IS GOD'S COUNTRY. PERIOD.) are -very- serious about it. And they know I didn't come over on The Mayflower, and they know that my continued survival and residency here is an embarrassment to... some. I don't wanna name names. Some of them probably -are- actual liches. And now, the rest all know it, if anyone does. Socially awkward at best these days, to be sure. War is hell.) Now, do I want to stop breathing and spend my days beyond the veil of death, casting magic missile into the darkness of the house, as a tormented soul cursed to protect The Spirits that roam here, as they now do protect me in Life? Well, if you want me to be strictly honest about it, fuck no. I like being alive. I like breathing. I didn't quit smoking for nothing. So Shreddy, what can I tell you? Take a number for the murder line and STFU. Have a seat. On that stump over there. Next to that beehive. Oh, you're leaving? Well... bye.

Welcome to my daily experience of living here in (RED/GREEN) Castle (Blank), (Blank-U.S. State): it's not just any jungle out there, it's My jungle. I have established dominance. I have taken The High Ground. There are people out there, they just cannot believe it. They can barely hold their shit together as they contemplate it: they've got a madman Sourceror Paladin living in a haunted church on consecrated Native burial ground, and no one can do a damn thing about it to get rid of me, no matter how much they beg, plead, bribe, or threaten -- this IS My House. This IS My Land. And I got it the old-, old-, Olde-Fashioned Way: I inherited it, I was then challenged for it... and I took it back, on my own, with none but my Creator and His Will behind me on support. There's a Will and a Trust and a bunch of lawyers and family and Family involved, sure.

But without the blessing of God, there is no fuckin' way I would still be here. They hauled me out on Christmas Eve, it took a bakers' dozen of dudes with thugs with weapons to take me away. And now, ~9 months later, just look at me now, Dad. Ha! Ha! HAH!

He is pretty impressed. "Sure you got the place, but can you take care of it?" I can hear him saying that to me as if he were alive. (He is.) He's not on this plane of reality, but, so what? Good. I don't want him taking any of my beer, that goddam deadbeat freeloader would drink me out of the house if he were -really- here instead of just frontin' like he was. In any event, taking care of a place, to my mind, consists in no small part of being able to keep a place... and in this place, there are -several- people who disagree with my various hat-wearing statuses of, The Caretaker, The Resident, & The Beneficiary... and if they knew that I were The Soul Beneficiary as well, I mean it, toteslegit--some folks would probably have themselves a fuckin' aneursym.

Because I am that legit. FU MC Hammer. ROT, Foster The People, there's no one coming up to squat on this land. THIS IS MY HOUSE. THESE ARE MY RULES. I AM THE AUTHORITY HERE. Now, I know that sounds like it's a bit of bullshit, but it's the deal I have made with Spirit.

I made a deal with God. (What? Clergy. Get over it.) These ~4.1 acres might not be much, but they ARE My Demesene. I'm the responsible party, possession is 9/10ths of the law, and I have been given to understand in no small measure what that means. For example, while the legal owner of record is My Mommy's Lawyer (not his/her real name, obviously), that individual is not present here, and is owning the land and it's associated buildings (henceforth to be referred to as, "The *Kuczi Land*," and yes, you may savor the envy, because this SHIT IS REAL) as held in Trust because, that's how my Mommy wanted it, and who am I to argue?

The fact that plenty of people disagree is of no problem to me whatsoever. Their derision and scorn and total, abject disbelief just makes the victory all the sweeter. And clearly, God agrees: I was told that wildlife is using My Land as a refuge of safety, and the Spirits on guard here report that they have been quite successful at scaring away those who would wish to trespass here. Which is good.

I am too scary, myself, to be wasted on the riff-raff. I would prefer not to face down villagers with pitchforks, but if they come, they better bring a lot of fuckin' forks, that's for fuckin' sure.

MY KINGDOM. RAWR. GRAPEFRUIT MAD(e).
#148
Radio and Podcasts / Re: The Inner Reach Hour
September 19, 2022, 10:06:47 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 19, 2022, 09:33:15 PMIt's ALL been getting in lately.

What's wrong with that? I can't be shielded from everything, I have to be able to breathe, for example.

I'm not getting phone calls from somebody, or texts, or whatever the hell, but I just imagine myself back in high school where nobody talks to me unless I'm being set up for the bees, and it just seems like old times.

Except I guess there's 3D televisions now, that's nice. The FU TOR: and beyond!
#149
Radio and Podcasts / Re: The Inner Reach Hour
September 19, 2022, 09:31:01 PM
Quote from: Innerreach on September 19, 2022, 06:52:20 PMI'd make them more often if I had the time and energy.

Hey, here's an idea: why not get a patron? If that was good enough for Michelangelo, Leonardo, & Philo T. Farnsworth, it ought to be good enough for you.

You might also think about ways to reduce your overall debt load, but I'm not speaking in a financial advisory capacity, and I don't want you to have to slash your standard of living any, so... I'll just let you figure that part out.
#150
Radio and Podcasts / Re: The Inner Reach Hour
September 19, 2022, 09:26:31 PM
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Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 19, 2022, 08:54:32 PMVeiled?! Sounds gay.

B*y, you sure are out of touch with how outtatime our consensual reality really is. It's so bad, it ought to be against Divine Law...

And worf on the street is, after the next server reset, IT WILL BE. Now, I'm not speaking in any kind of Divine capacity right now; & thank God for that, do you think they pay me any extra when I get to do that? NO! Not at all, don't get even one virgin, let alone 77. (Imagine the bill for the shoes alone.)

But what I do get is a very warm and comfy place to sleep without any guilty conscience helicopter parenting over my head, next to that pendulum with the Sword of Damocles stenciled on it in sharp bas relief, with little duckys and bunnys running for their lives from it also etched on the side... in slightly less sharpened bas relief because some people don't like it all that sharp. Some people prefer the hammer to fall than Damocles in Autumn, anyway.

You probably don't know what I'm saying, so just go back up there and look at Barbara Eden clutching her pearls behind a veil again, coz like, I'm going to.

You Young People have no idea of the pressures I'm under, honestly—and this is quite by design, I can assure you.
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