Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[Eddie Coyle]

       
           My rap name is: Foamy P.

[MV/Liberace!]

       
           My rap name is: Foamy P.

My drag queen name is Fanny Marvin.

[Eddie Coyle]

My drag queen name is Fanny Marvin.

Cool. I'm part of a drag duo that performs in blackface.  Anus n' Andy.

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

       
           My rap name is: Foamy P.

I want to be part of you motley entourage; I'll be known for getting hammah'd, pissing on the fans and shitting myself on stage - Drizzly Adams

[Eddie Coyle]

I want to be part of you motley entourage; I'll be known for getting hammah'd, pissing on the fans and shitting myself on stage - Drizzly Adams

           The world has been crying out for a GG Allin surrogate for 20 years now. Fulfill that destiny!

[BobGrau]

       
           My rap name is: Foamy P.

Call me R-Soul.

[analog kid]

My porn name is Edward Thunder.

[analog kid]

This woman is the gift of schadenfreude that keeps on giving.


Her and her husband's restaurant on Kitchen Nightmares

Her facebook meltdown

They take their waitresses' tips, buy all their food and cakes from Costco and repackage them as their own, and are abusive towards their staff and customers. She's a felon who used someone else's SS number to take out a loan, he's been thrown out of two countries for extortion and selling drugs.

[Juan]

Ha.  A perfect guest for sNoory.

[Sardondi]

God, in your infinite wisdom and mercy, please do not permit these two hellish demons to ever get their claws on any children.

[analog kid]

God, in your infinite wisdom and mercy, please do not permit these two hellish demons to ever get their claws on any children.

They plan on having a "human kid" someday. The husband might be getting deported soon though.

[ziznak]

This woman is the gift of schadenfreude that keeps on giving.


Her and her husband's restaurant on Kitchen Nightmares

Her facebook meltdown

They take their waitresses' tips, buy all their food and cakes from Costco and repackage them as their own, and are abusive towards their staff and customers. She's a felon who used someone else's SS number to take out a loan, he's been thrown out of two countries for extortion and selling drugs.

my gfs daughter showed me her tumber (i think) account or maybe it was instagram or something... this lady is up for most trolled of 2013 already... funny stuff.  Kids were asking her about mudkipz and other pop-culture troll references she didnt get.  Which made her even more madd hence... she got trolled
trolololololololol

[Juan]

I've learned to steer away from anyone who's had that much work done to her face.

[ziznak]

yeah I'm finally watching the episode now... she speaks feline haha... its people like that who put normal cat people to shame.  You can tell she's a money grubbing cock-hopper.  You can see it in ramseys eyes too when they explain how they got together he's laughing inside...
that was one of the first walk-in freezer checks that I've ever seen ramsey be happy with... very rare.

[analog kid]

Kids were asking her about mudkipz and other pop-culture troll references she didnt get.  Which made her even more madd hence... she got trolled
trolololololololol

Those "poisonous little vipers."

[ziznak]

Those "poisonous little vipers."

that poor poor girl.  she deserves to be trolled right into the loony bin.

[analog kid]

that poor poor girl.  she deserves to be trolled right into the loony bin.

She answered some questions here. They're probably finished in the restaurant business. The Department of Labor thinks they committed one or more crimes on the show, the PR firm they hired afterwords quit in less than a week and their grand reopening was a disaster, Fox is threatening to sue them for libel, Sam probably isn't putting the tips on the books and he's undergoing deportation hearings, etc..

[Eddie Coyle]

Exhibit A of why I don't prefer blondes. (even though if you turned her upside down, I'm fairly certain she's a brunette) that brain dead stare of botox and imbecility. I like how she dyes her roots dark.

         
       

[General Johnson Jameson]

This woman is the gift of schadenfreude that keeps on giving.


Her and her husband's restaurant on Kitchen Nightmares

Her facebook meltdown

They take their waitresses' tips, buy all their food and cakes from Costco and repackage them as their own, and are abusive towards their staff and customers. She's a felon who used someone else's SS number to take out a loan, he's been thrown out of two countries for extortion and selling drugs.

What in THE fuck???
Man I am glad I don't watch t.v.

[West of the Rockies]

         Exhibit A of why I don't prefer blondes. (even though if you turned her upside down, I'm fairly certain she's a brunette) that brain dead stare of botox and imbecility. I like how she dyes her roots dark.

         
       

There is a certain kind of blonde, isn't there -- the spoiled, stupid, monied type that just consume, consume, consume.  Oh, there are brunette and red-headed versions, too, of course, but something about the contemporary reality-show blonde is just loathsome.

[Eddie Coyle]

There is a certain kind of blonde, isn't there -- the spoiled, stupid, monied type that just consume, consume, consume.  Oh, there are brunette and red-headed versions, too, of course, but something about the contemporary reality-show blonde is just loathsome.

You got to the essence of it...this airhead typifies what can be found on the idiot box. There's countless shows that are built around these women who make Loni Anderson look earthy by comparison. Garish, self-obsessed and completely unappealing. Those horrific  "Housewives of.." and anything connected to Hugh Hefner seem to give us these dingbats in spades.

            But we live in a society that just was responsible for the Fast and Furious 6 making 120 million bucks this weekend. We is fucked.

[West of the Rockies]

There are, of course, male versions of the blonde reality-show "housewife".  Does anyone remember pinhead-extraordinaire Spencer Pratt (aptly named)?  Kevin Federline is another example.  I can still picture that moron in untied high-top basketball shoes (no socks), and various professional sport jerseys 4 sizes too big for him.  I can picture his smug mug glaring into the camera.  Fuck you and the ugly horse you rode in on.

Full of avarice, arrogance, self-satisfaction... proud of their own ignorance and full of disdain for everyone else.  Has this breed multiplied exponentially since, say, 1990?  (Or am I just gettin' old?)

I think such people are a main reason why I have largely lost interest in sports.  I am so tired of inarticulate bozos spewing meaningless nonsense.  I am sick of Terrell Owens and Bill Romanowski, Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds-type characters being paid tens, nay, hundreds of millions of dollars to play a game most of us gave up in high school. 

Sorry guys and gals... I guess I'm just in a bad mood today!

[ItsOver]

       
      ....But we live in a society that just was responsible for the Fast and Furious 6 making 120 million bucks this weekend. We is fucked....

Gag.  So we now get to look forward to F & F 7?   There is no hope. 

[Marc.Knight]

Kind of amazing to happen upon dozens of news stories about Amanda Bynes and her strange behavior.  The stories detail her 24 hour pot use, and then, inevitably come to the conclusion that her odd behavior is a mystery.  The writers are either stupid, or on pot themselves.

[Eddie Coyle]

Gag.  So we now get to look forward to F & F 7?   There is no hope.

I would presume so...I'm stunned that anybody involved in that idiotic series could count to 7. I'd rather watch a flesh eating virus descend upon my arm than a second of any 'splosions retardation from Hollyweird.

[analog kid]

         You got to the essence of it...this airhead typifies what can be found on the idiot box. There's countless shows that are built around these women who make Loni Anderson look earthy by comparison. Garish, self-obsessed and completely unappealing. Those horrific  "Housewives of.." and anything connected to Hugh Hefner seem to give us these dingbats in spades.

            But we live in a society that just was responsible for the Fast and Furious 6 making 120 million bucks this weekend. We is fucked.

Always enjoy the commentary here. We also live in a society that wants to see train wrecks, thanks to reality tv. It's the quickest way to celebrity, to be completely fucked up in front of a camera. I'm sure she watches those cable shows and identifies with / admires those women.

[Sardondi]

Always enjoy the commentary here. We also live in a society that wants to see train wrecks, thanks to reality tv....

...thanks to human nature.

[Eddie Coyle]

Always enjoy the commentary here. We also live in a society that wants to see train wrecks, thanks to reality tv. It's the quickest way to celebrity, to be completely fucked up in front of a camera. I'm sure she watches those cable shows and identifies with / admires those women.

          Jonas Salk isn't as famous as the broad who married a Jonas brother.

          Literal and figurative train wrecks. I remember in early 1998, some co-workers of mine were practically having circle jerks in their excitement over some fuckin' video available for purchase(usually advertised during breaks for Maury or Sally Jesse), which was essentially an update of Faces of Death, where some woman steps in front of a speeding train and basically disintegrates on impact. Also was a clip from the South African Grand Prix in '77, where some track worker tries to cross...and is hit by a car going 150 MPH. His legs end up about a stone's throw from his upper torso.
        These guys, ranging in age from 30 to 50, were mesmerized. They'd watch in the break room. I was 22 and would revel in calling them retards. Because that's how they seemed to me, only an imbecile would get enjoyment out of that.

         But now I'm 37 and watch those videos on a loop    (just kidding)

[analog kid]

...thanks to human nature.

Yeah. People have always been willing to humiliate themselves to get on television.

          Jonas Salk isn't as famous as the broad who married a Jonas brother.

          Literal and figurative train wrecks. I remember in early 1998, some co-workers of mine were practically having circle jerks in their excitement over some fuckin' video available for purchase, which was essentially an update of Faces of Death, where some woman steps in front of a speeding train and basically disintegrates on impact. Also was a clip from the South African Grand Prix in '77, where some track worker tries to cross...and is hit by a car going 150 MPH. His legs end up about a stone's throw from his upper torso.
        These guys, ranging in age from 30 to 50, were mesmerized. They'd watch in the break room. I was 22 and would revel in calling them retards. Because that's how they seemed to me, only an imbecile would get enjoyment out of that.

         But now I'm 37 and watch those videos on a loop    (just kidding)

Look at how much fame and riches the Kardashians gained from Kim Kardashian having a porn tape.

I remember those videos. Had a friend who was a meth addict and would describe that video in great detail, with a lot of excitement. There was a little Texas Chainsaw depravity going on there.

[Eddie Coyle]

Look at how much fame and riches the Kardashians gained from Kim Kardashian having a porn tape.

I remember those videos. Had a friend who was a meth addict and would describe that video in great detail, with a lot of excitement. There was a little Texas Chainsaw depravity going on there.

      And a porn tape was a step up in morality for the Kardouchians, whose prior claim was being the spawn on the skunk headed shitball who helped OJ get rid of evidence. Yay for the USA!

         I must admit...that collection of co-workers that got such enjoyment from those videos...well, I can't get too high and mighty because I used to get drunk and stoned with them regularly and go to upstanding places like the Foxy Lady in Providence with them. So it wasn't like I was reading lines of Shakespeare and Chaucer while they watched the gore videos. If anything I was probably checking the latest lines for football gambling or doing lines at the tavern.

       But I never sank to watching reality tv!