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BigDave

Quote from: Usagi on February 21, 2013, 06:42:05 PM

Wow.  I can truly get behind all of these.  It's not even funny.  It's necessary!

I feel obligated to use smilies so often in order to denote tone.  Occasionally, I'm torn whether or not the textual situation is casual enough for it to be appropriate.  I shouldn't have to deal with this anxiety!  I sure as hell don't "lol"... why should I be relegated to a semi-colon and a p‽



Here's something funny that I think fits in here

http://www.engrish.com   



Caruthers612

Quote from: Usagi on February 21, 2013, 06:42:05 PM
I feel obligated to use smilies so often in order to denote tone.  Occasionally, I'm torn whether or not the textual situation is casual enough for it to be appropriate.  I shouldn't have to deal with this anxiety!


        I hear your concerns and validate your feelings, Usagi. I find myself in a very similar situation, as it happens, which is never knowing whether my reader will be bright enough to figure out that what I've written is a joke, and will thus need a visual aide. I used to think wit was plain enough for all to see, until the modern era began. You know the one, the "same smell, less brain" human era we're living in now? And I learned otherwise.


Juan

Quote from: Usagi on February 21, 2013, 06:42:05 PM

I feel obligated to use smilies so often in order to denote tone.
I had a great deal of trouble with this sentence.  As someone who tries to use English and not graphics, I kept reading "similes."

Usagi

Quote from: UFO Fill on February 22, 2013, 05:02:59 AM
I had a great deal of trouble with this sentence.  As someone who tries to use English and not graphics, I kept reading "similes."


See?  Damn it all to hell.  I even mistyped and put "similes" initially.  That should have been my warning to put quotation marks around "smilies."  They're out to get me.   That's it.  No more "smilies."  Cold turkey.  I'm over it.  But then, no one will recognize that when I say something seemingly rude, I'm actually being light-hearted.  Damn it.  The stress... it's too much... blaaargh...


I'm going to go crawl in a hole now.





o.O

ponyboysunset

Quote from: UFO Fill on February 22, 2013, 05:02:59 AM
I had a great deal of trouble with this sentence.  As someone who tries to use English and not graphics, I kept reading "similes."
Me too! I blame me having been an English major:-)


Quote from: Caruthers612 on February 21, 2013, 10:03:59 PM

        I hear your concerns and validate your feelings, Usagi. I find myself in a very similar situation, as it happens, which is never knowing whether my reader will be bright enough to figure out that what I've written is a joke, and will thus need a visual aide. I used to think wit was plain enough for all to see, until the modern era began. You know the one, the "same smell, less brain" human era we're living in now? And I learned otherwise.

It's probably just me, but your wit & humor comes through pretty clearly.  In fact, I've never taken any of your posts seriously.

What do you call a Lebanese radio presenter with a sheep under each arm?  Polygamist.

What do you call a Lebanese radio presenter with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?  Bisexual.

Seriously.  ::) >:( :o :'( :P ??? 8) :-[ ;)



BobGrau

Quote from: stevesh on February 23, 2013, 04:09:52 AM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/maps-you-never-knew-you-needed

#5 is my favorite, and I had never thought about what's presented in #10.

Some of these are really cool. I particularly liked the "Tolkienised" map of america. Nice catch.


Usagi

Quote from: stevesh on February 23, 2013, 04:09:52 AM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/maps-you-never-knew-you-needed

#5 is my favorite, and I had never thought about what's presented in #10.

I approve of this message.  The "Tolkienized" one and the Antipodes map both warranted long looks.

Who knew there were so few African countries with a McDonalds?

Who knew Luda had hoes in Nebraska?

And #10 would make Jorch's head spin, considering he thinks flying across time-zones is akin to time-travel.



Caruthers612

Quote from: AC400KICK on February 24, 2013, 06:30:54 PM
I wonder if Jorch dances in the studio to his bumper music.

[size=78%]      [/size]Does George play this song? I've never heard it, but I recognized it immediately because it seems like every dance pop tune these days has this same screamingly gay sound. I hate it.  8)
     The scene in the video made me think of either the Pattaya walking district in Thailand or that famous shopping district in Tokyo. I was wondering if anyone here has <cough> done Thailand. I've never been, but were it safe I would like to. Not for the girls, I would never do that. Matter of fact I had it removed just to honor the women of the National Organization for Women. I mean for the beaches, of course. That's beaches, b-e-a-ches, not the one that rhymes with witches. And I hear Thai McDonald's is to die for. Or from.



Quote from: Caruthers612 on February 25, 2013, 12:00:00 AM
[size=78%]      [/size]Does George play this song? I've never heard it, but I recognized it immediately because it seems like every dance pop tune these days has this same screamingly gay sound. I hate it.  8)
     The scene in the video made me think of either the Pattaya walking district in Thailand or that famous shopping district in Tokyo. I was wondering if anyone here has <cough> done Thailand. I've never been, but were it safe I would like to. Not for the girls, I would never do that. Matter of fact I had it removed just to honor the women of the National Organization for Women. I mean for the beaches, of course. That's beaches, b-e-a-ches, not the one that rhymes with witches. And I hear Thai McDonald's is to die for. Or from.

Shinjuku?  And Thailand is pretty safe.  Got plenty of acquaintances who go over there multiple times a year, every year, and they have no issues.  Plenty of farang there and plenty of western and western European options for food and shopping around bigger cities.  They've got tons of 7-11's, so you'll have no problem scoring beef jerky and SKOAL wintergreen at 4 in the morn.  Parents went last year and loved it, although they said Cambodia was the best, followed by Vietnam.

Just don't get caught with drugs, and as for beaches, well, beaches are always hazardous; you've got to respect the water, which can be dirty anywhere in the world, but also totally fun to swim in.

AC400KICK

Quote from: Caruthers612 on February 25, 2013, 12:00:00 AM
[size=78%]      [/size]Does George play this song? I've never heard it, but I recognized it immediately because it seems like every dance pop tune these days has this same screamingly gay sound. I hate it.  8)

It's only gay if you make eye contact

Quote from: Caruthers612 on February 25, 2013, 12:00:00 AM
[size=78%]      [/size]
     The scene in the video made me think of either the Pattaya walking district in Thailand or that famous shopping district in Tokyo. I was wondering if anyone here has <cough> done Thailand. I've never been, but were it safe I would like to. Not for the girls, I would never do that. Matter of fact I had it removed just to honor the women of the National Organization for Women. I mean for the beaches, of course. That's beaches, b-e-a-ches, not the one that rhymes with witches. And I hear Thai McDonald's is to die for. Or from.


I`ve been all over Thailand, as well as the rest of Asia. I strongly suggest you visit Phuket, in the South, and/or Chiang Mai, in the North. I would avoid Pattaya, as it`s a swirling sewer of STDs and old, fat Euro-trash in search of little boys.

Caruthers612

Quote from: FightTheFuture on February 26, 2013, 11:59:18 PMI`ve been all over Thailand, as well as the rest of Asia. I strongly suggest you visit Phuket, in the South, and/or Chiang Mai, in the North. I would avoid Pattaya, as it`s a swirling sewer of STDs and old, fat Euro-trash in search of little boys.


           Good to know. Haven't heard of Chiang Mai, but I will put it on my to do list. Get it?  :o  So, how are the girls? Will twenty bucks bring me to young Thai girl heaven? Do they charge extra for, you know, that other thing? Is there a three girl special?

This shit right here


is the shit.
92 mg of caffeine per 16 oz tallboy. Just pounded me down a fruit punch and cracking the top on an orange one along with a few morning bong rips next.
This is good shit and not a lot of sugar.

Quote from: General Johnson Jameson on February 28, 2013, 06:13:39 AM
This shit right here


is the shit.
92 mg of caffeine per 16 oz tallboy. Just pounded me down a fruit punch and cracking the top on an orange one along with a few morning bong rips next.
This is good shit and not a lot of sugar.



Oh yeauuh. I'm all sorts of fucked up atm. Got something plastic on fire in here in the dark. Smells funky.


Caruthers612




            There's an ad on Youtube that says "Julia Stiles has a Secret". Hands up if you think it's the extra equipment in her panties.


Caruthers612




              Maybe a dozen years ago I was a porn junkie. There was a group of young starlets at that time who were my pantheon, and at its pinnacle was Aurora Snow. No girl embodied the word girl like her, with her soft hair and natural prettiness. She was an angel, sweet and soft and giggly, that ultimate high school crush you spent your life thinking of. Also she took it up the keister.  :P  Anyway, my point is, how did she turn into this?
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        She looks like a recovering meth addict. <sigh> How the mighty have fallen...


I just want to say for the record, AWW SKEET SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKER AWW SKEET SKEET SKEET GODDAMN!

Your welcome coastgabbers.

ziznak

Quote from: General Johnson Jameson on February 28, 2013, 06:49:55 AM

cypress hill - Lick A Shot - Black Sunday
Damn I feel numb where did that shotgun blast come from
cypress hill early stuff is my favorite FPS soundtrack music... This goes back to my wolfenstein and doom days when I was living at home and going to HS. lol  They are always scattered about my play lists even to this day.
Quote from: Caruthers612 on February 28, 2013, 02:28:16 PM


              Maybe a dozen years ago I was a porn junkie. There was a group of young starlets at that time who were my pantheon, and at its pinnacle was Aurora Snow. No girl embodied the word girl like her, with her soft hair and natural prettiness. She was an angel, sweet and soft and giggly, that ultimate high school crush you spent your life thinking of. Also she took it up the keister.  :P  Anyway, my point is, how did she turn into this?
[attachimg=1]
        She looks like a recovering meth addict. <sigh> How the mighty have fallen...


Don't fret...I'm sure she's still taking it in the keister.


ItsOver

Geesh.... I think I remember playing "Wolfenstein" on an Apple IIe.  :o

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