Old guy assaulted me on the bus today!

[elbee]

Hey guys, let me run this one by ya.

I was waiting for the bus with my wife today, and this old guy and his wife (they were about 70 i guess) was giving us dirty looks, no doubt because I have long hair, and my wife is mixed race. So i just ignored it as we get a lot of abuse, living in the hills of north wales people are either socialists, or racists, or both.

When the bus came the oldbitch women literately pushed me out of the way, I was kind of speechless.

Anyway, her husband went on the bus, had a go at the driver for being late, then sat down, then got up, and started shouting abuse at my wife, who was waiting to go on, saying "you can go to the back of the que! Get bloody lost! etc" then I flipped out and said something along the line of get fucked you fucking bully how dare you point at my wife! stop shouting at my wife! As he was red faced and pointing at her very threateningly. Then he sat down and I went on the bus, as I walked past him, he got up and grabbed me by my collar and started shouting at me! I just shouted back and didn't retaliate physically as the other people on the bus were on his side!

Then the driver said he is going to call the police and I said fine go ahead because he assaulted me!

Anyway, after being attacked by an old bastard and then having the enitre bus (mainly old benefit poepl, and young benefit people) shouting abuse and me and my wife for not being "Local", we got off at the nearest town.

I went straight to the police station and told them, they said they would look into it, then phoned me back an hour later saying they checked the CCTV and there was nothing on it, I said thats BS because the camera was right overhead!

Basically they cant be bothered to do anything.

I said to the police man if I had grabbed an old guy like that I would be sitting in jail right now, he said, yea.... But sorry we cant do anything else then hung up.

So, should I have decked the old bastard?

I HATE him, and his wife, bullying my 24 year old wife who is chronically depressed anyway.

Makes me sick!

What should I do if I see him again???

[George49]

First thing I would do is bonk him on the head with a metal vase. Then tie him up to a tree and then stick headphones on him of old MP3s of George Noory shows. I can't think of a worser punishment for this douchebag.

[Juan]

He's obviously a sNoory fan who recognized you as a hater.

I'd say next time, let your wife hit him.

[stevesh]

Seriously, his grabbing your collar is assault (here, anyway). You should have kicked his wrinkled ass until his nose bled (his old lady too, if necessary).

[McPhallus]

I think you might be trolling us again (which you're pretty good at, I'll admit), but I suggest brushing up on those Epic Beard Man videos on Youtube for assault tactics.

Hey guys, let me run this one by ya.

I was waiting for the bus with my wife today, and this old guy and his wife (they were about 70 i guess) was giving us dirty looks, no doubt because I have long hair, and my wife is mixed race. So i just ignored it as we get a lot of abuse, living in the hills of north wales people are either socialists, or racists, or both.

When the bus came the oldbitch women literately pushed me out of the way, I was kind of speechless.

Anyway, her husband went on the bus, had a go at the driver for being late, then sat down, then got up, and started shouting abuse at my wife, who was waiting to go on, saying "you can go to the back of the que! Get bloody lost! etc" then I flipped out and said something along the line of get fucked you fucking bully how dare you point at my wife! stop shouting at my wife! As he was red faced and pointing at her very threateningly. Then he sat down and I went on the bus, as I walked past him, he got up and grabbed me by my collar and started shouting at me! I just shouted back and didn't retaliate physically as the other people on the bus were on his side!

Then the driver said he is going to call the police and I said fine go ahead because he assaulted me!

Anyway, after being attacked by an old bastard and then having the enitre bus (mainly old benefit poepl, and young benefit people) shouting abuse and me and my wife for not being "Local", we got off at the nearest town.

I went straight to the police station and told them, they said they would look into it, then phoned me back an hour later saying they checked the CCTV and there was nothing on it, I said thats BS because the camera was right overhead!

Basically they cant be bothered to do anything.

I said to the police man if I had grabbed an old guy like that I would be sitting in jail right now, he said, yea.... But sorry we cant do anything else then hung up.

So, should I have decked the old bastard?

I HATE him, and his wife, bullying my 24 year old wife who is chronically depressed anyway.

Makes me sick!

What should I do if I see him again???

[ACE of CLUBS]

You could have mentioned to your antagonist that a 'Welshman is just an Italian that's had one too many shit-kickings'  .... you'll probably get a response of some type .....


Note:  If you're going to be offensive, be really offensive!

[ziznak]

two words:
Penis Punch!

[Eddie Coyle]

I think you might be trolling us again (which you're pretty good at, I'll admit),

Bullseye. Emphasis on the bull. But this place needs a tramontane Larry David I guess.

[Sardondi]

I spent almost 30 years listening to people tell their stories, often conflicting stories, trying to ferret out the truth. A lot depends on seeing someone face to face, but I also spent a lot of time reading the written statements of witnesses. And everything I know about sifting through such statements tells me you've gilded the lily, EgoFart, my lad.

I'm sure you feel you were treated with disrespect. But I'll bet that Mr. and Mrs. Old Fart would say the same. Bet their statements would read quite differently than the way you've painted it. So why am I sure you've piled on? Because there's something missing: your own reactions. Other than you saying that at one point, "I shouted back", you apparently were silent throughout. But I've never seen one of these situations such as you describe where that happened. At some point before hands were laid, you and/or your wife just had to run that mouth. Doesn't make you a bad guy, just means you probably are not an entirely innocent victim. 

No, I wasn't there. But having seen hundreds of this kind of thing, I know how they work, and I know how people act. You left some stuff out.

[elbee]

No im not trolling, and no sardoni I didnt leave anything out.

Colombo my ass!

And I didnt want to hit the guy as I would probably be in jail right now, that's how it is in the UK courts.

Even tho there was a CCTV camera right there, the police said they didn't find anything on it.

[McPhallus]

two words:
Penis Punch!

Sounds like Art's new specially-seasoned sexual lubricant.

[Blinko]

        Bullseye. Emphasis on the bull. But this place needs a tramontane Larry David I guess.

What does Tramontane mean , and why do you have to throw in one " im smart because " word everytime.

[McPhallus]

I still think you're trolling, but:


AC TRANSIT BUS FIGHT I AM A MOTHERFUCKER

No im not trolling, and no sardoni I didnt leave anything out.

Colombo my ass!

And I didnt want to hit the guy as I would probably be in jail right now, that's how it is in the UK courts.

Even tho there was a CCTV camera right there, the police said they didn't find anything on it.

[Blinko]

Epic BusDriver Vs. 25 y/o Hoodrat [Uppercut] Trophy

[b_dubb]

I'm thankful that I no longer have to use public transport

[Eddie Coyle]

What does Tramontane mean , and why do you have to throw in one " im smart because " word everytime.

Find a dictionary, junior. On the latter issue, I won't proffer a riposte to a such boorish, indecorous query.

[Sardondi]

No im not trolling, and no sardoni I didnt leave anything out.

Colombo my ass!

And I didnt want to hit the guy as I would probably be in jail right now, that's how it is in the UK courts.

Even tho there was a CCTV camera right there, the police said they didn't find anything on it.

Meh, I can only imagine how I would have felt if somebody 5000 miles away started telling me what happened at some incident I was a participant in. Bottom line, I wasn't there. Sorry. 

[Pragmier]

William Buckley Vs Gore Vidal

I was enjoying the thread then wondered what if our public transit pugilists had a thesaurus.

[Eddie Coyle]

William Buckley Vs Gore Vidal

I was enjoying the thread then wondered what if our public transit pugilists had a thesaurus.

Tough to tell who the gay guy was in that battle, actually. Classic live TV from when conventions mattered, I've always loved this clip...."crypto-fascist".

[Pragmier]

What did Buckley call him? That part is inaudible or my hearing is bad.

[Eddie Coyle]

What did Buckley call him? That part is inaudible or my hearing is bad.

Buckley called him a "queer", but it is somewhat inaudible.

[b_dubb]

     Find a dictionary, junior. On the latter issue, I won't proffer a riposte to a such boorish, indecorous query.

Why the fuck aren't you a writer with a successful career?

[Eddie Coyle]

Why the fuck aren't you a writer with a successful career?

You just channeled my parents, ex-wife, past girlfriends, current girlfriend, ex-inlaws, future in-laws, teachers, professors, colleagues, shrinks and most of the voices in my head.

      I have a feeling it will occur...but probably posthumously. I think I'm one of those "like 'em better after they're gone" personalities.

     

[ziznak]

Whats up with the recent poster on poster bitching lately??  Seems like every few weeks we have to witness some sort of posting style criticisms... I don't get it... we're all on the same team here people aren't we?? Excluding the back and forth on the politics threads, I really don't get the point of why people seem to get sandy vaginas with one another here.

[MV/Liberace!]

Whats up with the recent poster on poster bitching lately??  Seems like every few weeks we have to witness some sort of posting style criticisms... I don't get it... we're all on the same team here people aren't we?? Excluding the back and forth on the politics threads, I really don't get the point of why people seem to get sandy vaginas with one another here.

it's the internet.

[elbee]

Anyway, calm down fellas, our energy needs to be directed at bullying MV to re start his podcast, and trolling Snoory.

Next time I see the guy, ill get my wife to start rolling video on her phone, then when he attacks me, ill lay him flat. Good idea heh?

[ziznak]

it's the internet.

the internet IS A BITCH ON THE RAG sometimes aint it?

[Blinko]

     Find a dictionary, junior. On the latter issue, I won't proffer a riposte to a such boorish, indecorous query.

i actually did look it up, not sure how you are using it here.

Do you mean foreigner? that's the most appropriate meaning I can find. Do you mean a Foreign Larry David?

either way , most of your post are ostentatious where wording is concerned.

Begs the question, why do you do it. Are you trying to show off a vocabulary no one understands? whats the point.

Are you trying to communicate or are you trying to use obscure words just for the sake of doing so.

[Blinko]

Why the fuck aren't you a writer with a successful career?

Do you think he should be a writer because he uses words that are uncommon?

Mr Coyle,

Are you a writer? can you share some of your writings with us please. Then we can judge why you are or arent a successful writer.

[Blinko]

everything is

tramontane