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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

Swishypants

Quote from: Parris001 on September 26, 2017, 12:15:49 PM
This is amazingly funny.

Someone from this board did it several years ago. It's juvenile but undeniably funny. Noory is a corporate Yes-man. They are easy to make fun of. Art created something by NOT following the rules. It became wildly popular, so it was "tamed" by bringing in Noory. I haven't listened to it since Art left save a show or two. What I heard was pathetic, but they wanted it to be that way.

Parris001

Let's all pile into The Great Greek Restaurant in Sherman Oaks while George tries to do the live event. And let's treat the restaurant owner to an upper decker. Its the least we can do for allowing his establishment to host a deplorable like Jorge.

Parris001

Quote from: GravitySucks on September 21, 2017, 12:50:30 PM
You project well. No schooling. At least 3 different video consoles. And the credit cards are maxed out so uou can't get your carnivora.

Go write some letters to premier. Why don't you ever get the balls to actually call in and ask them why they don't recite the disclaimers?  Why do you even listen to them?  Thomas in La Jolla sends you his book reviews?  Does Annie from Alabama follow you on Facebook?  Inquiring minds want to know.


LMAO............. I can't stand Thomas in La Jolla or that ignorant gash Annie.

comaphobe

Quote from: ItsOver on September 25, 2017, 08:52:44 PM
The clincher was when they viewed a video of Jorch in concert.

http://youtu.be/2D_ARQaqT7c

Tickets for this were $150 plus taxes and the place was packed. I didn't go but saw a minute or two of it on YouCensor and it looked like a full house. I saw a clip with AJ getting a standing ovation. George sucks.

GravitySucks

Quote from: comaphobe on September 26, 2017, 08:11:43 PM
Tickets for this were $150 plus taxes and the place was packed. I didn't go but saw a minute or two of it on YouCensor and it looked like a full house. I saw a clip with AJ getting a standing ovation. George sucks.

Hope that was $150 Canadian

comaphobe


Parris001

Quote from: mv on April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM
The following is a list of documented George Noory quotes. Known as "Nooryisms"... these non sequitur quips and half-witted, meandering ramblings serve only to exacerbate my feelings of disappointment over what has happened since Noory took over Coast to Coast AM. If you happen to know of others and you can document when they occurred, please post them in a reply to this topic.


"Could it be a portal?"

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"I don't think there's any doubt."

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"Let me tell you even I have learned some things here I didn't know about."
From Jul 19 2007. Following a round table discussion on trans-humanism.

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"How 'bout a dramatic topic... trans-humanism... you know, when you just think of the word trans-humanism, you dudint think that it's that exciting but it really is!"
From July 19 2007. He really did say dudn't.

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"If we all had our own solar system, we wouldn't have to worry about that."
From July 19, 2007. During a discussion on solar energy.

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"Did you hear today they just found Saturn's 60th moon? I will give you one million dollars of the network's money, James, if you, in the next two minutes, can name all sixty."
From July 19, 2007.

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George Noory: "Dr. Leir's website is www.alienscalpel.com. Ooh, that's scary sounding. Alien scalpel."

Dr. Roger Leir: "Well, you know me George, I don't try to scare people."

George Noory: "Yeah, with those fang teeth of yours?"
July 6, 2007.

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"If you raised a baby and beat it and kicked it and yelled at it, it would turn out to be a mean baby?"
July 19, 2007.

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"Jim, humanity has always been looking for ways to improve on our suffering and improve on disease, aging and involuntary death..."
July 19, 2007.

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"You know, Ray, everytime I think of things in the future, I think of the Jetsons."
July 19, 2007.

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"Well before too long we'll all be cyborgs won't we?"
July 19, 2007.

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"I would guess your mind is part of who you are."
July 19, 2007.

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"If you had a chance to go back to Skull and Bones right now, as a little fly on the ointment, so to speak, what would you be looking for?"

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"Gosh!"

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I've been fascinated by this my entire life.

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Al-ja-reeza.

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"Things are never as they seem.

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I should write a book. I've always wanted to write a book. I should write a book about kids who see dead people.

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"Wouldn't it be amazing if one day they discover a buried UFO and flipped a switch and on it goes?" (Another non-sequitur.)

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I don't believe in coincidences.

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There are no coincidences.

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Coincidences don't exist.

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Have I ever mentioned that I don't believe in coincidences?

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OK, Canadian. Don't knock our administration.

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I really do believe 2012 is coming. What do you think about that?

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"Well, the group mind experiments I've done on the show have been rather tentative because I don't know what the heck I'm doing.

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George: "It would be great if Saddam just left Iraq, don't you think?"

Hal: "Yes, but he's not going to do that. Like last time, he's going to put his citizens in harm's way, use them as human shields, and wreak destruction on the oil fields."

George: "That's kind of selfish, isn't it?"

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"Yeah, March 3rd is a full moon. When our boys go in that'd be the best time, because they'll really need the light to see." (On the Iraq invasion.)

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"I truly believe there are other solar systems out there. I really do."

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That'll make you want to think.

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"Just let it go. Don't worry about it. If you screw up, no one will ever know." (George talking to his board operator during a break when his mic was accidentally left open.)

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A story is worth a thousand words.

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Richard C. Hoagland: So he used the Star Wars theme the night before the God damn war started! Can I say that on here?

George Noory: No.

Richard C. Hoagland: Oh. OK.

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"That's got to be the worst luck I've ever heard of... in a very long time."

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I was jumping over chairs and knocking them over with my back feet."

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"Yeah. Pretty scary. But has anyone considered the people that live underground? (Referring to the Sounds From Hell clip.)

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"Lex has done it again. I don't know how Lex does it." (Referring to listener-submitted photos on the website.)

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"Oh, yeah."
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Sure.
That's right.
Uh huh.
Gee.
Ha ha. That?s true.
Yeah.
I was just going to say...
Sure, yeah.
Gosh, he comes up with some great stuff.
(Noory's interactions with Michio Kaku in April of 2003.)

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"He's dedicated to finding the 'Theory of Almost Everything.'"
(Referring to Michio Kaku.)

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"Did he have.....Lamb Legs?"
(Referring to a half-man, half-animal thing a caller said was chasing her.)

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"You know, you sound exactly like Don Johnson."
(Immediately following a lengthy monologue by guest Zeph Daniel.)

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Are they called sand scripts because they were written on tablets of sand?
(To Michael Cremo, referring to the Sanskrit language.)

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Chucacabra.

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"Do you think asteroids have a brain and know which side of the planet to crash into?"

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"You'll know how advanced they are by the amount of graffiti in the tunnels.
(Referring to Mars.)

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Wagering war...

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"I've got to ask you something, and this is going to be a very profound question. I want you to think for a moment, if you haven't already, and... oh, I guess you probably already have...

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Can you add hydrogen to, say, gasoline... or does that defeat the purpose?"

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"I want to go back to the dark ages and find out what the reason was. I think it was an asteroid or a meteor."

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"Elderly Thomas Edison was elderly."
March 28, 2007.

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"Bigfoot may well be an extraterrestrial, because... remember Chewbacca?"

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"We're not talking about dead people. We're talking about the aliens... of their ghosts!"

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"Well, with prophecy you got to see what happens."

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"You do something annual every year, don't you?"

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"What I do is create an aura of mystery."

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"Sometimes I wish the aliens would abduct me and crown me as their leader."

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"Who or what was the Great Pyramid?"

Thread bump. What a f*#@ing idiot.............

GravitySucks

Quote from: comaphobe on September 26, 2017, 08:29:49 PM
Canada now uses plastic bills... Beware of flames/heat.

How can y'all ban Chelsea Manning, yet still allow Noory to cross over?

comaphobe

Quote from: GravitySucks on September 26, 2017, 08:37:46 PM
How can y'all ban Chelsea Manning, yet still allow Noory to cross over?

Not sure who she is, but Canada Customs can be some serious pricks and block who ever they want to. But they have no problem letting openly criminalistic thug rappers in... and that is because canada loves gangster horseshit.

136 or 142

So, last night's first guest was named Bart Kosko, and this is tonight's first guest on Coast to Coast:
First half: Dr. Robert Lustig will discuss the science behind clickbait, phone addictions, neuromarketing, and how corporate America uses the latest in neuroscience to keep us clicking, buying, and scrolling.

This guest sounds like an update of my favorite murderer on Columbo, Dr. Bart Keppel as played by Robert Culp.
A self-styled "motivation research specialist" uses subliminal cues to commit a murder. Lt. Columbo is on the case.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069903/

1.Bart Keppel isn't that dissimilar a name from Bart Kosko
2.Both Robert Culp and Robert Lustig have the same first names.
3.These guests were both on in the first half of the program and on one day following the next.

Wow, there really are no coincidences!

Juan Cena

Quote from: comaphobe on September 26, 2017, 08:29:49 PM
Canada now uses plastic bills... Beware of flames/heat.

We call them "debit cards" down here, but it's nice to see Canada catching up to the US.

NoMoreNoory

Quote from: Parris001 on September 26, 2017, 07:09:58 PM
Let's all pile into The Great Greek Restaurant in Sherman Oaks while George tries to do the live event. And let's treat the restaurant owner to an upper decker. Its the least we can do for allowing his establishment to host a deplorable like Jorge.

I've been wondering for a while why you LA-based Gabbers have not been signing up for these Buy George and Tommee's Lunch For Them events and reporting back.

Jus' sayin'.....

Zetaspeak

I haven't listened to C2C for two weeks. Listened today, John Curtis is still the worst

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on September 26, 2017, 11:11:53 PM
I've been wondering for a while why you LA-based Gabbers have not been signing up for these Buy George and Tommee's Lunch For Them events and reporting back.

Jus' sayin'.....

If I lived there, swear to god I'd stake out the Great Greek, Denny's, the 7/11, and anywhere else they are known to patronize.  Just bump into them, ''recognize'' George Noory, play to his vanity, maybe even make up some bullshit to get on the air as a guest. 

I'd certainly go to the restaurant on days paying guests are scheduled to meet him, although simply as another customer and not as a ticket holder to George's event.

Pro tip:  don't use Falkie's name

paladin1991

Quote from: Swishypants on September 26, 2017, 06:58:33 AM
http://picosong.com/ka67/
Who did this? It's hysterical!

I'd forgotten about this little gem.


Bigfoot Dick.


Mv should make this part of the 'welcome aboard' email that all new members receive.

ItsOver

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on September 26, 2017, 11:28:28 PM
If I lived there, swear to god I'd stake out the Great Greek, Denny's, the 7/11, and anywhere else they are known to patronize.  Just bump into them, ''recognize'' George Noory, play to his vanity, maybe even make up some bullshit to get on the air as a guest. 

I'd certainly go to the restaurant on days paying guests are scheduled to meet him, although simply as another customer and not as a ticket holder to George's event.

Pro tip:  don't use Falkie's name
Don't forget.  Drinks are on Jorch.


Swishypants

Word on the street is that Noory might not be that good at his job. I don't want to step on any feet here. I'm just saying; keep your eye on this character! Stand by for excellence!

WOTR

Quote from: Swishypants on September 27, 2017, 09:45:30 AM
Word on the street is that Noory might not be that good at his job. I don't want to step on any feet here. I'm just saying; keep your eye on this character! Stand by for excellence!
Please refrain from posting such things here.  This thread is NOT to be based on rumour, innuendo, hearsay or unproven accusations.

There stands the very real possibility that a new poster might accidentally interpret your post as "George Noory MIGHT not be very good at his job" and decide to tune in to judge for themselves.  You would then be directly responsible for that persons suffering, frustration and even financial situation when they were forced to destroy numerous radios in fits of rage.

I have reported your post the the moderators.

Swishypants

I, I don't want any trouble here. I was just concerned for the welfare of Coast To Coast AM. I apologize profusely. How about that year 2000? That's somethin' eh? :) 

Parris001

Adam Blai was a pretty good guest. Such a shame he had to endure a full Fumblegums interview.

Zetaspeak

Quote from: 136 or 142 on September 26, 2017, 09:49:07 PM
First half: Dr. Robert Lustig will discuss the science behind clickbait, phone addictions, neuromarketing, and how corporate America uses the latest in neuroscience to keep us clicking, buying, and scrolling.

Not sure if anybody heard this guest but the show literally had NOTHING to do with the preview. They spend the whole time talking about health and heath care. I checked a couple of times to see if the guest name on the preview was the same guest on the radio, and it was. Like I said I haven't listen in 2 weeks, decided to give this topic a try and didn't even talk about it.

ItsOver

Jorch's big celeb buddy tomorrow night, along with LMH. 

"In the first hour, legendary recording artist and movie star Pat Boone will discuss his life, career, and upcoming 70th anniversary concert in Israel. Pat will give us his unique view on such topics as religion, pop culture, America’s work ethic, and the leaders of our nation."

Maybe Jorch will bless his listener's with views on his work ethic.

Morgus

Quote from: ItsOver on September 27, 2017, 04:15:58 PM
Jorch's big celeb buddy tomorrow night, along with LMH. 

"In the first hour, legendary recording artist and movie star Pat Boone will discuss his life, career, and upcoming 70th anniversary concert in Israel. Pat will give us his unique view on such topics as religion, pop culture, America’s work ethic, and the leaders of our nation."

Maybe Jorch will bless his listener's with views on his work ethic.

Pat Boone is usually a typical Noory Friday night first hour guest, but this week it looks like Noory is off on Friday so he pushed Pat up a day early?

Jojo

Quote from: Zetaspeak on September 27, 2017, 10:46:47 AM
Not sure if anybody heard this guest but the show literally had NOTHING to do with the preview. They spend the whole time talking about health and heath care. I checked a couple of times to see if the guest name on the preview was the same guest on the radio, and it was. Like I said I haven't listen in 2 weeks, decided to give this topic a try and didn't even talk about it.
It was kind of weird.  I don't think they even talked about grocery radar display that go off as you walk, or  ads for products that come 1 minute after you search a related topic.  Does anyone else have ads that mutate into what looks like a web page from a browser search, before your browser is even up?  I don't want a supposed search history that isnt legit!

WOTR

Quote from: Swishypants on September 27, 2017, 09:55:51 AM
I, I don't want any trouble here. I was just concerned for the welfare of Coast To Coast AM. I apologize profusely. How about that year 2000? That's somethin' eh? :)
Absolutely.  And that Mayan calendar ending was something else...

comaphobe

Quote from: Juan Cena on September 26, 2017, 10:34:44 PM
We call them "debit cards" down here, but it's nice to see Canada catching up to the US.

Not debit cards though. Plastic bills.

Quote from: Parris001 on September 27, 2017, 10:05:13 AM
Adam Blai was a pretty good guest. Such a shame he had to endure a full Fumblegums interview.

Darn it.  I like Blai.  Maybe I can find audio somewhere.

Here we go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40qJ5ED1IbI

"What inspires you, Nick?  What is your goal?"  How many variations have we heard of this question over the years?

I get the feeling that he interviews off a set of index cards and when the cards don't fit the situation his brain downshifts. I only check in  on who is on weekends and the subject of the conversation.

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