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Started by Lilith, October 11, 2018, 08:10:37 AM

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I must admit rougly during the time of MITD. I stoped coming here and then he quit i came back for a breif moment and i have been away since then. So ive been listing to gabcasts from 2016 forward to kinda catch up on everything.

Metron2267

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on January 16, 2019, 09:06:56 PM


Your dating habits are simply appalling!

But take heart, Occasional Cortex want to run a train, so yours has a chance to cum in. 8)

https://forums.armchairgeneral.com/forum/current-events/north-america/5090125-we-have-a-constitutional-rapist

In the latest bizarre news, Cortez warns she's eager to run the train on progressive agenda. To "run the train" is a sexual innuendo, which means to gangbang someone (having multiple men penetrating a lady, with or without her consent). Has she ever asked America for consent? Nope. She's a constitutional rapist. She wants to rape our beloved Constitution.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/oca...turn-of-phrase

The cringe-worthy pledge appeared in the transcript of an extensive interview Ocasio-Cortez gave the Post, in which she complained of being targeted by conservatives. She noted a fake photo that has circulated, purporting to show her in a bathtub, and said her critics have run out of ammunition.

“Dude, you’re all out of bullets, you’re all out of bombs, you’re all out of all this stuff,” the 29-year-old self-described socialist said.

“What have you got left?” she asked. “I’m six days into the term, and you already used all your ammo. So enjoy being exhausted for the next two years while we run train on the progressive agenda.”

She's got a quite dirty mind for her age.


Quote from: Metron2267 on January 17, 2019, 10:13:40 AM
appalling

Would bang



It's amusing that the right is wrapped around the axle about her salty word choices, while stroking their Trump boners and swooning over his pathological lying.



Birds of a feather.

Metron2267

Always amusing to see the Clitonian rapey left embracing traditional values ...just to flog Trump with.

You're subhuman filth, GDIAF MOTHERFUCKER! >:( >:( >:(

chefist

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on January 17, 2019, 12:30:58 PM
Would bang



It's amusing that the right is wrapped around the axle about her salty word choices, while stroking their Trump boners and swooning over his pathological lying.





Birds of a feather.


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on January 17, 2019, 12:30:58 PM
Would bang



It's amusing that the right is wrapped around the axle about her salty word choices, while stroking their Trump boners and swooning over his pathological lying.





Birds of a feather.

Trump boners?! ???

Quote from: Metron2267 on January 17, 2019, 07:06:29 PM
You're subhuman filth, GDIAF MOTHERFUCKER! >:( >:( >:(

"Trump boners" was the trigger, wasn't it?  I know my girls.




Quote from: Metron2267 on January 17, 2019, 07:06:29 PM
You're subhuman filth, GDIAF MOTHERFUCKER!

I'll just uncheck that box next to "Compassionate Conservative."

Corona Kitty

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on January 17, 2019, 12:30:58 PM
Would bang



It's amusing that the right is wrapped around the axle about her salty word choices, while stroking their Trump boners and swooning over his pathological lying.



Birds of a feather.

She's gorgeous, with crazy eyes.... The kind that will pull a Lorena Bobbitt on you

Quote from: username on January 18, 2019, 09:26:45 PM
She's gorgeous, with crazy eyes.... The kind that will pull a Lorena Bobbitt on you

Crazy chicks are the best in bed.  Definitely a different mode of chick management.  if you've got the jam, it can be a phenomenal experience.

Metron would have to settle for a sculpted grapefruit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLTgWdXrx3U

Metron2267

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on January 18, 2019, 09:05:34 PM
I'll just uncheck that box next to "Compassionate Conservative."
Is there some personal delusion under which you feel you have a right to any compassion?

Please submit it to the squirrel screeners and we'll see what they say...



Metron2267

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on January 19, 2019, 12:54:31 PM
Crazy chicks are the best in bed.

Izzat how you wound up wearing the front of a dump truck?

Quote from: Metron2267 on January 19, 2019, 01:00:50 PM
Izzat how you wound up wearing the front of a dump truck?

Your reading comprehension problems are not my concern, you stupid turd.


whoozit

Lots of cages being rattled in here.


Quote from: Metron2267 on January 19, 2019, 06:34:48 PM
;)

Tee hee!

DID YOU KNOW

....Scientists have developed the first telescopic contact lens.  This lens is capable of zooming your vision to 3 times of normal.  This breakthrough means that you, Metron, will now be able to see your penis.


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on January 19, 2019, 06:41:00 PM
DID YOU KNOW

....Scientists have developed the first telescopic contact lens.  This lens is capable of zooming your vision to 3 times of normal.  This breakthrough means that you, Metron, will now be able to see your penis.

Only if he had a “Trump boner.” ;)

Quote from: Metron2267 on January 19, 2019, 06:45:49 PM
I did!



I am mystified about why you continue to show photos from that event.  Why do you, anyway?  What's your point?

Corona Kitty

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on January 19, 2019, 12:54:31 PM
Crazy chicks are the best in bed.  Definitely a different mode of chick management.  if you've got the jam, it can be a phenomenal experience.

Metron would have to settle for a sculpted grapefruit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLTgWdXrx3U

Amen, that's how I wish to go out in life.... Underneath a crazy women.

Also lol wtf that video.

starrmtn001

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on January 19, 2019, 12:54:31 PM
Crazy chicks are the best in bed.  Definitely a different mode of chick management.  if you've got the jam, it can be a phenomenal experience.

Metron would have to settle for a sculpted grapefruit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLTgWdXrx3U

Good idea.  But I'm gonna need something bigger for my boyfriend.  Like a giant pumpkin.  I wonder whether I should leave the seeds in??? ??? ::) ;D

Metron2267

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on January 19, 2019, 09:39:40 PM
I am mystified about why you continue to show photos from that event.  Why do you, anyway?  What's your point?
;D ;D ;D

Metron2267

Quote from: StarrMountain on January 20, 2019, 03:42:59 AM
Good idea.  But I'm gonna need something bigger for my boyfriend.  Like a giant pumpkin.  I wonder whether I should leave the seeds in??? ??? ::) ;D
Only if you want one in the oven... :D

Quote from: StarrMountain on January 20, 2019, 03:42:59 AM
Good idea.  But I'm gonna need something bigger for my boyfriend.  Like a giant pumpkin.  I wonder whether I should leave the seeds in??? ??? ::) ;D

If your boyfriend is packing -- like me -- a cantaloupe is a better option.  Cut an appropriate-sized hole in it, and then microwave it until it reaches a consistency approaching ecstasy.   I've never tried this, because I'm already getting plenty of strange on the regular.  But I have heard good things about it.

I must say, it speaks volumes that you are looking for some sort of fruit option for satisfying your man's needs.  Why not just suck his dick and keep him happy? 

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on January 20, 2019, 11:49:59 AM
If your boyfriend is packing -- like me -- a cantaloupe is a better option.  Cut an appropriate-sized hole in it, and then microwave it until it reaches a consistency approaching ecstasy.   I've never tried this, because I'm already getting plenty of strange on the regular.  But I have heard good things about it.

I must say, it speaks volumes that you are looking for some sort of fruit option for satisfying your man's needs.  Why not just suck his dick and keep him happy?


Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 20, 2019, 12:15:29 PM


Metrol is like beating a retard.  He's not worth the bother.  Jackster, yes.  But Jack is sooo shy.

JACK-ster...come out to PLAY-EEE-AAAAYY....

https://youtu.be/NwwY9y6O3hw

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