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Started by Lilith, October 11, 2018, 08:10:37 AM

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Tangerine on August 27, 2019, 12:52:32 AM
This is totally inappropriate.  Have some class.  You are better than this.  This type of shit is available all over the web.  Why not make Bellgab a step up from the usual bottom of the barrel mentality.

Quite right too! If BellGab is about anything it's about mutual respect and civilised debate. I don't come on here for titty talk and ravings from troglodytes like 'Shirtless in Seattle'.


paladin1991

Quote from: Tangerine on August 27, 2019, 12:52:32 AM
This is totally inappropriate.  Have some class.  You are better than this.  This type of shit is available all over the web.  Why not make Bellgab a step up from the usual bottom of the barrel mentality.
Hate to leave you behind, SloJo. ;D

paladin1991

Quote from: starrmtn001 on August 27, 2019, 01:20:10 AM
I'd be honored to spend a night on the town with you. 
But it won't be wild.  Maybe a tour of the Arts and Humanities museum, a movie, a round of miniature golf, a little target practice at a shooting range . . . yeah, I know.  I'm a pretty boring date.
With great legs.  Let's put all your assets on the card shall we?  Also, you own your own liquor store.  And I can run a  tab.

whoozit

Are there any plans to market @bellgab.com email addresses?

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: whoozit on August 27, 2019, 12:13:40 PM
Are there any plans to market @bellgab.com email addresses?

Why not. $200 gets you a BellGab.com email address.


pate

How much for a @taint.co e-mail address?

ItsOver

Quote from: paladin1991 on August 27, 2019, 09:28:09 AM
...Also, you own your own liquor store.  And I can run a  tab.

Kidnostad3

Quote from: SredniVashtar on August 27, 2019, 03:18:03 AM
Quite right too! If BellGab is about anything it's about mutual respect and civilised debate. I don't come on here for titty talk and ravings from troglodytes like 'Shirtless in Seattle'.

Here, here!  Well said, old man.   If people can't keep their commentary within the bounds of civil discourse, they can just fuck off.

Kidnostad3

Quote from: Liberace! on August 26, 2019, 11:21:00 PM
Brotha, there's no better way to live the 🔥Lit City🔥 lifestyle than sucking Lisa's big goddamn tittaaaaayz!

10 10 20 mofo. Fo sho. Dawwwwwg.

You're a one handed typist too?  Say it ain't so, Lee or if it is, go wash your hands.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: whoozit on August 23, 2019, 07:42:43 PM
Can I have a dollar?

You've just been sent one Israeli shekel! Please enjoy, courtesy of BellGab.com, the World Wide Web's premier messaging forum website.

whoozit

Quote from: Liberace! on August 23, 2019, 09:39:10 PM
Please allow 3 to 5 business days.
I received 1 ILS!  In the promised timeframe!  Praise Lee!

starrmtn001

Can I have a dollar two eighty and eleventeen cents, please?  Any denomination is fine. ;)


VC

Are we allowed to post screen shots of any posts that were made on BellGab excluding porn? Any other exclusions?

albrecht

Quote from: VC on August 31, 2019, 03:59:07 PM
Are we allowed to post screen shots of any posts that were made on BellGab excluding porn? Any other exclusions?
Not a lawyer, but will play one on BG sometimes, and in such role I really object to MV Liberace using such simply clarity of language in the rules. Clearly Liberace is no attorney or legislator.

http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,3031.msg62364.html#msg62364 



VC

Quote from: albrecht on August 31, 2019, 04:02:43 PM
Not a lawyer, but will play one on BG sometimes, and in such role I really object to MV Liberace using such simply clarity of language in the rules. Clearly Liberace is no attorney or legislator.

http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,3031.msg62364.html#msg62364

Thanks. I just want to know if MV/Liberace! may have some further clarifications. The screen shots I have are meant to be posted back onto BellGab, but I suppose screen shots can be posted from BellGab to other websites considering this is an accepted practice done on BG everyday copying screen shots from other outside websites beyond BellGab onto BellGab.

Any objections MV/Liberace! ?

albrecht

Quote from: VC on August 31, 2019, 04:12:13 PM
Thanks. I just want to know if MV/Liberace! may have some further clarifications. The screen shots I have are meant to be posted back onto BellGab, but I suppose screen shots can be posted from BellGab to other websites considering this is an accepted practice done on BG everyday copying screen shots from other outside websites beyond BellGab onto BellGab.

Any objections MV/Liberace! ?
Ah, I see the question now. Playing a lawyer on BG, not real world, I seem to recall old rules said postings on BG were property of BG. I could be wrong so let MV Liberace clarify, I guess. And I suggest he uses legalese with arcane grammar and caselaw citations; with footnotes.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: VC on August 31, 2019, 03:59:07 PM
Are we allowed to post screen shots of any posts that were made on BellGab excluding porn? Any other exclusions?

No problem.

Jojo

Quote from: Liberace! on August 31, 2019, 05:23:28 PM
No problem.
Veredictum facta est. Ita clausa et curia adjourned. Qui vere habet hoc loco.


WOTR

Quote from: Liberace! on August 31, 2019, 05:23:28 PM
No problem.
*Providing that all such posts contain language accrediting Bellgab as the origin of said post. Font identifying bellgab's legal ownership of the original material shall be in Times® Roman font no smaller than 14pt, and bolded. Failure to comply with said policy shall result in immediate termination of all privileges extended to said individual on all Bellgab and Taintco owned properties, media, websites and subsidiaries.

WOTR

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on August 26, 2019, 04:27:04 PM
It's easy to imagine this classless puke typing a post with one hand and frantically whipping his stunted willy with two fingers of the other hand.  I don't even want to talk about where he's got the trailer hitch ball and his laundromat money stuffed.
At the risk of offending those who profess their belief that Bellgab should be a place of civilized discourse and good taste, I am going to type out the thought that crossed my mind when I read your post...

I was wondering if that was a 1 7/8", 2" or 2 5/16" greased chrome ball that is employed for pleasure.



Kidnostad3

Quote from: WOTR on September 02, 2019, 02:39:08 AM
At the risk of offending those who profess their belief that Bellgab should be a place of civilized discourse and good taste, I am going to type out the thought that crossed my mind when I read your post...

I was wondering if that was a 1 7/8", 2" or 2 5/16" greased chrome ball that is employed for pleasure.




After doing some research I have learned that the size of the trailer hitch ball to be used is determined by tongue weight.  What the weight of one's tongue has to do with anything I'll never understand, but, there you are.

paladin1991

Lee, I had a link to a certain radio station.  Can you PM  me the link?  You know which one.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: paladin1991 on September 03, 2019, 08:19:51 AM
Lee, I had a link to a certain radio station.  Can you PM  me the link?  You know which one.

Hmm, I'm kinda drawing a blank here.  K-Meat?  KYMO?

VC

Is Bart Ell lying? This is what he wrote today about MV/Liberace!:

The guy that rage quit his site and got pissy when people asked for an explanation now wants answers from someone who rage quit her show?
Cute.
Very cute.
The ironing is delicious.

Juan

I like how Libby includes the words “intellectual property” and Bellgab in the same sentence.

Roswells, Art

Quote from: VC on September 04, 2019, 12:49:22 PM
Is Bart Ell lying? This is what he wrote today about MV/Liberace!:

The guy that rage quit his site and got pissy when people asked for an explanation now wants answers from someone who rage quit her show?
Cute.
Very cute.
The ironing is delicious.

Bart must be feeling vulnerable. Since Bellgab has been back MV has been totally chill about the whole thing. Bart has been acting like he is losing some sort of contest. I remember a post commenting on Bart's affable posting nature after Ellgab had been up for three months and his response was something a long the lines of "my life is happier than MV's so my posts reflect that". I was thinking, Bellgab was up for TEN YEARS! Lets see how affable your posts are after a few years, Dumbass.

It probably won't last that long. Eventually he'll get tired of his members sharing knitting patterns made out of cat fur yarn and go on a murder spree.

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