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Started by Lilith, October 11, 2018, 08:10:37 AM

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on January 22, 2019, 05:09:49 PM
Your are talking about BELIEF, and the graph is about it being IMPORTANT.  I'm sorry that you are too fucking stupid to understand, but helping you wipe your own ass is not my concern. 



Yeah, I know you’re impotent. That’s why you keep on losing. :D

Quote from: Liberace! on January 21, 2019, 06:13:43 PM
Eww, yuck!  I would never look at a man's penis in a locker room!  Who are these people?

-Lee

I only look at the balls.


WeinerInHand

Lee,
  Why is it that you can turn the volume up to 99 on a movie and it is barely audible but if the volume is set at 01 on a porn, it is loud enough to crack the neighbors windows?

* asking for a friend.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: WeinerInHand on January 23, 2019, 11:07:07 PM
Lee,
  Why is it that you can turn the volume up to 99 on a movie and it is barely audible but if the volume is set at 01 on a porn, it is loud enough to crack the neighbors windows?

* asking for a friend.

While links between masturbation and deafness are largely dismissed by modern medicine, perhaps the internet porno business has decided, "Why take a chance?"


pate

Quote from: Liberace! on January 23, 2019, 11:59:47 PM
While links between masturbation and deafness are largely dismissed by modern medicine, perhaps the internet porno business has decided, "Why take a chance?"



Eh?



WeinerInHand

Quote from: Liberace! on January 23, 2019, 11:59:47 PM
While links between masturbation and deafness are largely dismissed by modern medicine, perhaps the internet porno business has decided, "Why take a chance?"



Well, that would certainly explain grandma's turn for the worse after us kids all chipped in and bought her a pc and an internet subscription.





Dr. MD MD

How does one embed a tweet here?

Lilith

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 26, 2019, 09:53:31 AM
How does one embed a tweet here?

I don't know if it works from a phone, but on a PC, click on the tweet, then copy/paste the url in the search bar into your post here.


https://twitter.com/michaeldecon/status/1089097725168123904

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: brig on January 26, 2019, 10:07:02 AM
I don't know if it works from a phone, but on a PC, click on the tweet, then copy/paste the url in the search bar into your post here.

Tried it.  :(

I’m on an ipad, BTW.

Lilith

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 26, 2019, 10:08:31 AM
Tried it.  :(

I’m on an ipad, BTW.

I just tried it on my pc, and it didn't work LOL.  See above.  :-\

I even put the [url] tags around it, and it still didn't work.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: brig on January 26, 2019, 10:11:27 AM
I just tried it on my pc, and it didn't work LOL.  See above.  :-\

I even put the [url] tags around it, and it still didn't work.

Yeah, I tried that too. Maybe twitter doesn’t want to be on Bellgab?






Quote from: Metron2267 on January 26, 2019, 11:54:45 AM


You're like one of those little, tiny fart dogs that rush up to you yapping like they are Godzillal dog's that believe they are so fearsome but which you could flatten with one swift pistoning motion of your boot.

Metron2267

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on January 26, 2019, 05:07:54 PM
You're like one of those little, tiny fart dogs that rush up to you yapping like they are Godzillal dog's that believe they are so fearsome but which you could flatten with one swift pistoning motion of your boot.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Metron2267 on January 26, 2019, 05:20:53 PM


Yep, he’s just a desperately needy faggot and a yappy little mutt.

Metron2267

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 26, 2019, 05:23:01 PM
Yep, he’s just a desperately needy faggot and a yappy little mutt.
"Faggots" and "penises" the epicenter of your universe... :o


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Metron2267 on January 26, 2019, 05:33:42 PM
"Faggots" and "penises" the epicenter of your universe... :o



I just speak the truth. You are a faggot and you probably have an extremely small penis.

Metron2267

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 26, 2019, 05:34:59 PM
I just speak the truth. You are a faggot and you probably have an extremely small penis.
I like a dog that rolls over on command Doc! Do you do tricks too?



Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Metron2267 on January 26, 2019, 05:44:24 PM
I like a dog that rolls over on command Doc! Do you do tricks too?



Yeah, I point out the stupid faggots on Bellgab. You’re the biggest one.

Metron2267

Lol, whatever you say Inspector Pecker! 8)

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: WeinerInHand on January 24, 2019, 06:07:23 AM
Well, that would certainly explain grandma's turn for the worse after us kids all chipped in and bought her a pc and an internet subscription.



I set my grandma up with her first PC and an internet connection.  Dead a year later.




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