George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Major Ed Damien]

"Friday night and the lights are low . . .
"Noory's show can really blow."

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Jorch:  "... ancient grain elevator isn't ?... Yeah..."

[21st Century Man]

Good Lord, Michael's ego is out of control.  Somebody, give me a needle!

[Major Ed Damien]

"First drunk, you're on the Wild Card Line."

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Jorch:  "... fighting for what's left of his career ..."

Jorch:  "... we've relaxed that thirty-day rule ..."

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Caller: " ... oh man, it's a Greenpeacer ... "

Jorch: " ... wow ... "

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I'm going to now translate for the Gnoory listening audience. Tommy DOESN'T have a pilots license, and much less he can't chase down folks that violate FAA restricted airspace...  or he'll be waterboarded...

onto the callers:

"... seizure, reboot, 'nother story, bong hit tell me 'bout it..."

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Nekkid Jorch sez!

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No coinshediences!~

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JOrch has that Howard Hughes comples...x///

[Major Ed Damien]

George said, "We have relaxed the 30-day rule."

No, that isn't true, Shitbag.

You ELIMINATED the "30-day rule."

Relaxing it would have been making it a 15-day rule . . . for example.

And if you aren't lying, then learn how to speak English.

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Guest:  " ... riveting ... "


Jorch:  "... I AM Rosie the Riveter ... "

edit: while I had my flair (moustache) shaved off, it was a momentary thang, look we donate tens of dollars to the Enya Vet'ran Project, why not buy that CD? that yuou could download?  I'm a sailor!

[PChirp]

Ahhhhh Christ, it's Jan again from Brooklyn   

[21st Century Man]

Ahhhhh Christ, it's Jan again from Brooklyn   

Try living in that part of the country.  I lived in Jersey for 6 years and I was talking like DeNiro by the time I moved. Having to listen to it every day gets a little grating.  Luckily, I adopted a lazy genial Southern accent after a few years back in the South.

[Major Ed Damien]

Try living in that part of the country.  I lived in Jersey for 6 years and I was talking like DeNiro by the time I moved.

LMAO

I always wondered if that would happen to me.

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Jorch:  "... Delores, that rhymes with clitoris!  Grate way to get into the mood ...  {I took a thousand grams whay isn't it werking wif her?}  ...  TOMEE!  Call the ""Cleanears" ...."

err, sumthin's hapeen?

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NOooooo, coin she dence is!

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I think they (tomee and jorch seek pancakes at eh local Dbebnny's...)

///evil?

[Major Ed Damien]

George:  "Unfortunately, Deloris was implanted with death back in October."

[21st Century Man]

LMAO

I always wondered if that would happen to me.

Earlier in my life, we lived in King of Prussia, PA for 5 years outside Philadelphia.  This was around the time of the first Rocky film and I kept saying YO all of the time. I also wanted to be the Fonz.  So you can imagine what I sounded like.  :

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Only funny in the Afterlife, ed...

[21st Century Man]

What is the name of this guest that has passed?

[Major Ed Damien]

What is the name of this guest that has passed.

Deloris.

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Ladies love Delores...

[21st Century Man]

Deloris.

Thanks, Major.  Looking up past shows she was on, they already covered her death on Dearly Departed 2 in October.  George, you really suck.

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Jorch:  " ... the serial killer who dies ... "

heh,

edit:  I feel like adding a question mark (?)

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adds Jorch " ... eunch ... "

[Major Ed Damien]

Of course, Debbie Downer George had to bring up the Devil, evil, and serial killers in his interview with the late Deloris.

Way to bring us all down, you negative idiot.

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adds Jorch/UFO phil:  " ... music ... "

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Jorch:  " ... whoever you are, your fifteen cents a day are worth something ... "