OMG !!! Man realizes he voted for Obama while comatose

[Zircon]

Once he regained consciousness this poor man, screamed, stripped off all of his clothes , jumped off of his family roof and goes on a defecating rampage inside his own home ... emergency HASMAT team called in to clean up the mess due to the high Mercury content in the tuna he ate ... initially thought they arrived due to busted environmentally friendly light bulb...

MIAMI (CBSMiami) â€" A southwest Florida man was arrested after he reportedly jumped off the roof of a couple’s North Ft. Myers home, knocked one person over and then went on a rampage inside the residence.
Oh, he was naked at the time.

The homeowners told Lee County sheriff’s deputies that just before 7 p.m. they heard noises on the roof and went outside to see what was going on. That’s when they spotted a nude Gregory Bruni, 21, from Venice on the roof, according to the News-Press.

Bruni jumped off the roof and knocked over one of the victims. He  then reportedly ran inside the house and tore a 72 inch flat screen TV  off a living room wall.

As the man yelled to his wife to get his gun, failing to realize he gave it to Joe Biden early last fall. Bruni continued to  trash the house. The sheriff’s office said the man’s wife managed to  fire three shots at Bruni, but missed, but instead killing a parrot squawking out insults and severely brain damaging their pet alligator on the sofa (PETA is filing suit on these two events).

As the man went to get another gun, Bruni allegedly fell to the floor in the living room and started masturbating having decided to use his own personal gun.

When deputies arrived, the sheriff’s office said Bruni fell to the ground, flailed around and spoke â€" but was not making any sense as he thought they and the HASMAT team were space aliens and he railed at them in Klingon.

Bruni tried to get away from the deputies several times screaming that he didn't want an anal probe. In the end, they had to use a Taser on him to take him into custody. Bruni claims it was a ray gun and wants to report them to MUFON, Biden and Feinstein immediately.

Investigators later discovered that Bruni defecated near the front door and in a hallway inside the residence in an effort to prevent entry by the invaders.

Bruni was taken to Lee Memorial Hospital and put under observation while doctors tried to figure out what he was on. It appears Mercury in the tuna he consumed is not being investigated at this time  which concerns some medical staff.

The News-Press, anti-2nd Amendment and MUFON groups in Ft. Myers contributed to this report.

[Marc.Knight]

These "naked man invades home" stories are all too common in Florida.  Effects of the heat while choking down drugs no doubt.

[onan]

These "naked man invades home" stories are all too common in Florida.  Effects of the heat while choking down drugs no doubt.

Poor man is just misunderstood.