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Haiku for Noory-san

Started by aldousburbank, February 23, 2011, 05:14:27 PM

CrabbyOld Bat

Lost cue cards need help
Where for art thou, Tommie-san?
Oh no I've got mail

qaddisin

Thick skulled and thin skinned
On radio or t.v.
Fork-tongued and mush-mouthed



qaddisin

Newsmen, so he claims
To be his inspiration.
Those like Les Nessman.




lonevoice

Scream on the comm line,
"I swear I thought turkeys could fly!"
Could they be angels?

ItsOver

Lost off the road from Marrakesh
Parking to no avail
Radio masquerading next to fail

The General

How are yew,
Li-o-nel Fanthorpe?
How are yew?

The General

Can I buy e-foods
with some of the gold I bought
from Lear Capital?

The General

Mean baby,
Why are you so mean?
uh-mazing.




The General


In the news,
How did this happen?
oh my garsh.


The General


Amazing shtory.
How'd yew get involved in this?
Let's go to the phones.

Usagi

They checked my I.D.
Those New World Order lowlifes
Circle K dinner

Pragmier


noory seeks the one
men of middle victory
volcano for him

Usagi

Dead baby stories
It's like middle school relived
But... he's serious

coaster

Just comb in and rinse.
I hope no one will notice.
Just For Men hair dye.

bmcintyre

omg! you guys are too good!!!

karios8

All out of questions.
Let's go to the phones.
Bateman's on the air.

bateman

Quote from: karios8 on August 08, 2013, 06:24:56 PM
All out of questions.
Let's go to the phones.
Bateman's on the air.

MV/Liberace!

they are calling me
the forum records my slop
email the admin

karios8

Quote from: MV on August 08, 2013, 11:37:24 PM
they are calling me
the forum records my slop
email the admin

Nice one


The General

Art hoists the black flag
George says "Absholutely not!"
Let the war begin.

The General

"Art retired,
He's winding down, folks."
You wish, George.

The General

Not even Tommy
Can console the sobbing man.
email the admin.

The General

very vague
and cryptic email
made my day.

The General

George's bleefs:
They're all out to get us, but
WHO ARE THEY?

Question guest tonight:
Bigfoot, aliens and mothman,
are they all robots?

Wush thish thing Haiku
Ma Gawsh I don' undershtan
Ish it a demon?

Sardondi

"Haiku for Noory-san" thread is going down as my entry in the "Things That Give You Joy" thread.

Eddie Coyle


        Idiot of Detroit
        Devoid of Wit and Wisdom
        Overnight's Misfortune.

bateman

Quote from: Sardondi on August 09, 2013, 11:09:05 AM
"Haiku for Noory-san" thread is going down as my entry in the "Things That Give You Joy" thread.

x2. I am enthralled.

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