BellGab.com Archive

Quote from: SredniVashtar on August 05, 2022, 04:59:02 AMHe screamed in pain a couple of times for the benefit of the court to show that he was really injured. The bus company diabolically didn't produce the video showing Senda hurting himself. The judge told Senda to STFU and stop shouting. That was about it, unless he's said some other stuff since then. 

Lol. Is this true? Did he get any of this on video?

I love it when he interacts with the public. 

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on August 04, 2022, 06:51:12 AMHurts? That's devastating - even the thought of it!

I waited for the sat radio to go on sale but Art pulled the plug before they did so I lucked out.

It really is devastating. And a Kia of all things. I rented one once. It felt like I was driving Styrofoam.

Quote from: Rix Gins on August 04, 2022, 03:03:46 AMFrom the Art Bell thread.

After I clicked on your links I kept reading. This hurts:

Quote from: dan7800 on January 24, 2016, 09:17:35 PMI traded in my 67 mustang for a new Kia just to have SAT radio.

Talk about poop.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on August 02, 2022, 09:58:22 AMMy good deed for the month. My ISP has now freed bellgab.com from the bad boys list:

Soon I'll be able to enter bellgab rawdog without VPN protection.  Will feel good man!

Hey, you're right, it works. I've been using my phone this whole time until now because after the first day I couldn't access the site.

Quote from: ItsOver on August 01, 2022, 03:10:30 PMHe's been posting on, dare I mention, EllGab.com, including today. You could contact him there.

Does he realize he's posting on the George Noory of gabs?

Quote from: Silphion on July 30, 2022, 07:18:10 PMTonight is political, not Hoagie's best mix. Tomorrow the team is back to Mars. So much from last week they had to carry it over. Finding a snakeskin in the rusty dunes is sure better than a rusty nail in the Maritimes.

I was able to listen to some of it last night. I really quite enjoyed it. The first hour was about the history of giant telescopes from Hoagy's perspective. He went on to talk about Trappist-1 planets in the Aquarius constellation and seven earth like planets there and interdimensional gardeners who, I guess, placed all the planets there. He topped it all off with spacey bumper music. It was entertaining.

Quote from: Rix Gins on July 30, 2022, 02:16:36 AMFrom the Other Side of Midnight - Richard C. Hoagland - Live Chat Thread

Ah, those were some good times. That thread is so funny. Hoagy has a show tonight apparently. I think I'll try to catch it.

Quote from: K_Dubb on July 30, 2022, 08:38:12 AMWell certain Eminent Posters have been complaining it has been too nice in here, all the hallooing and good-to-see-ya glad-handing.  I believe I have only been wished death once so far since the resurrection, and quite obliquely at that.  We need the smell of sweat and blood and urinal cake if we are to keep the people entertained.

I know! All I've gotten is being the person probably left out in a "it's great to see some of you" comment. That's simply not enough to go all Roswells, Art on their ass. More alcohol might help though.

Quote from: K_Dubb on July 30, 2022, 07:29:39 AMIt was my fondest hope, I am sure.  Shall I fly there at once so you can pole me around in one of those flat-bottomed scows in search of a breeze?

Jesus Christ, Dubb. This is a family website. Noory's kids might be reading this.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 29, 2022, 10:18:58 AMNeedless to say, my contempt for you malodorous, cousin-humping bastards remains as fierce as ever.

Haha, welcome back. Sorry I called you a knob.

Also, how dare you!

Quote from: GravitySucks on July 27, 2022, 06:21:32 PMI did try to arrange a meetup with Art back in the day as a fellow USAF veteran but he wasn't interested.

You should have tried being more female and asian.

Well that's nice. The queen always makes sure there's always at least one of her subjects here at all times. Welcome back, Bob. Your posts are above average.
Nice to see you two too, Walks and Roy. Now, where is our plague patient WOTR?

Shredni is an international treasure! No one can dole out insults as eloquently as that knob.

Still recovering from celebrating the queen's jublies probably. 

Quote from: Corona Kitty on July 25, 2022, 04:54:53 PMTrying to annoy me? I had no idea I bothered you.

Don't worry about it. I knew you got a hoody and that K_Dubb would correct me. It was just a joke that failed because people thought that sentiment came from me. And also it wasn't funny.

Quote from: K_Dubb on July 25, 2022, 10:01:26 AMPapi is perfect in every way ❤️

I was just trying to annoy him. It's a phrase he used to insult someone else. It didn't work. Too soon. Everyone is still high from the grand reopening of Bellgab.

Quote from: whoozit on July 25, 2022, 10:29:31 AMThere is a reason there are no photos of anyone wearing a Whitecrow Hoodie.  He stalked and killed everyone that was foolish enough to send him their address.  That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

It's plausible.

TheOne/Tootsie/Rubini/WhiteCrow etc. must be ancient. I think H.P Lovecraft wrote about him and his species.

Quote from: K_Dubb on July 25, 2022, 09:33:09 AMOh no, papi got one 👀 I remember.  Ay yi yi

I think with mv's family in Morocco now is the perfect time to set up connections for a poncho-distribution empire!  Pack up a container of those babies, ship to White Crow for a neat high-quality zillion-stitch embroidered bellgab logo, I can get all my influencer friends (ok they all have onlyfans ) to wear them out in Cannes and Ibiza and Dubai, profit.

Well, Decon has the soul of a woman or maybe he received a hoodie because he has a podcast.

I remember Whitecrow try to send a hoodie to a seemingly female, new member, who had been on Bellgab only day or two. She didn't bite.

Quote from: K_Dubb on July 25, 2022, 08:54:30 AMIf I didn't know better it would almost seem like he is proposing a new network, a well-worn furrow already plowed by Keef and Rubini.  The hoodies were at least original but I missed out on the distribution somehow, was kind of hoping for a new round of bellgab ponchos tbqh

I think he only sent them out to women. He tried multiple times to get my address. First he told me he was a banker. I guess he thought I'd think that would make him trustworthy. Hahaha. Then he told me he wouldn't even see my address if I sent it to him, it would go straight to his staff who do the shipping and handling of the hoodies. Haha.

Anyway, I see where you're going with your comment. You might be on to something.

Quote from: Lazarus on July 25, 2022, 02:51:25 AMBull spunk. "TheOne is Zaza based on their odd linguistic pattern" easy call. Tootsie being ZAza not a chance. Sounds like he was He was smart enough to fool even you.  Rubini doesn't figure in this.

Well, who can argue with that? Case closed!

Next on the docket: What's up with Whitecrow? He seems a little off. I'm getting Pet Cemetery vibes here. I wonder if he has any recollection of digging himself out of a neighborhood burial ground for children's pets.

Quote from: Asuka Langley on July 24, 2022, 12:53:13 PMheh heh

/mindblown

Quote from: AZZERAE on July 24, 2022, 11:48:48 AMUnfortunately, in the end, she was under the impression that lizard people were running the world

At this point I'm not certain she was wrong about that. Have you seen Trump's associate Kenneth Copeland?


Dude does everything but lick his own eyeballs.

Once she started posting pics of flying creatures in the vaccine I wanted to suggest she get off the internet for awhile but I figured she was addicted to it and wouldn't listen.

I hope she was a Zaza character.

Quote from: AZZERAE on July 24, 2022, 10:55:42 AMThat's strange. How close were you guys? Her and I were pretty good friends, spoke and corresponded regularly.

I'm certainly not calling you a liar. I guess she told us 2 different stories. Or perhaps some of the art she posted in the beginning were hotlinked.

All I'm saying is she did create her own pieces in Photoshop. I am an idiot though. I've been had numerous times before. I take a lot of people at their word. So his wouldn't be the first time!

We weren't close at all. It was around the time she was being accused of lieing about having brain cancer. I chose to not be a dick about it because if she were a troll it's no skin of my ass and if she wasn't then I didn't want to be the asshole that harassed a brain cancer patient.

I'll @ you once I find the post. I guess it doesn't prove anything except for her loose relationship with the truth.

Did you ever speak with her on the phone? Did she sound like that vocaroo file Asuka posted? That file sounds like either a very sweet lady or a dude trying to sound like one. I can't decide.

Quote from: AZZERAE on July 24, 2022, 10:31:30 AMShe actually created those digital collages herself, in Adobe Photoshop. They weren't just found somewhere online and reposted arbritrarily.

I actually asked her about those collages years ago, before Bellgab went down the first time. She said she got them off the internet. I'll find the post later if I can get bellgab to load on my PC.

Quote from: K_Dubb on July 24, 2022, 10:01:39 AMI especially liked Tootsie's digital collages, they were a lovely touch!  Added realism and depth, no mere troll would go to that trouble.  Wonder whose deviantart he pillaged for those hahaha

Making her an anti-vaxxer is hilarious. I remember her posting a totally real microscopic image of a winged creature in a sample of the vaccine. Bravo, Zaza.

Quote from: K_Dubb on July 24, 2022, 09:30:56 AMHaha funnily enough with all the interviews with locals out of Ukraine lately I have noticed there are some people who use past tense in that construction when speaking English, I suppose that is how their native language works.  It is masterful trolling, with sharply drawn characters

I imagine he's got a control room with many whiteboards and a wall of computers with blinking lights to keep all of his characters straight and invent new ones.

Quote from: K_Dubb on July 23, 2022, 09:43:57 AMthey didn't always managed their verb tenses after a negation.

Quote from: Liberace! on July 23, 2022, 09:42:43 PMNancy died last year so that's out.

What did she die of? She wasn't that old, was she?

All these people dieing makes me want to pursue my lifelong dream of buying a sailboat and fucking off around the world before it's too late. 

I'll probably skip Somalia.

Quote from: K_Dubb on July 22, 2022, 09:27:26 PMOf course 

That is some master level trolling. She did seem like an actual person though it would explain why she was here in the first place because that didn't make a lot of sense.

I'm starting to lose the plot here. Do you think Rubini is The One and also Zaza the yak herder?

Quote from: Asuka Langley on July 21, 2022, 08:56:15 PMWe made our peace with each other and i modded her on TsundereGab. I think she was dealing with issues that were too much for her to take. I didn't know her very well but i was saddened by the news.

You make it sound like she killed herself. Was she listening to Heather Wade's show at the time? That's understandable, it's been known to happen.