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#212
Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
February 25, 2020, 11:22:32 AM
I don't know why you are all so worried. We'll be fine.
#213
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
January 08, 2020, 12:58:45 AM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 08, 2020, 12:17:00 AM
Well, you’re the expert at downhill. You seem pretty stuck on Awakenings. I suspect some sort of neurological disorder. Yes, Lee likes women...WOMEN! Sorry, you don’t qualify. :(

Oh finally you realized Awakenings is about a neurological disorder. Did you have to google that?
#214
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
January 08, 2020, 12:23:03 AM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 08, 2020, 12:17:00 AM
Well, you’re the expert at downhill. You seem pretty stuck on Awakenings. I suspect some sort of neurological disorder. Yes, Lee likes women...WOMEN! Sorry, you don’t qualify. :(

Didn't think so.
#215
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
January 07, 2020, 11:53:41 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 07, 2020, 11:44:39 PM
No, you tried to moralize to me about meat eating. It was really just a setup to demonstrating what hypocritical bullshit vegetarianism is but, to your credit, you didn’t take the bait. Beyond that I can assure you that no one here other than you has any interest in your “sex life.” ::)

Yeah, it’s obvious that you’re operating on an entirely different plane than us mere mortals. ::) ::)

I'm pretty sure everyone here wants to have sex with me, especially Liberace!, because, you know, he likes women. You might want to reconsider your thinking that I was moralizing about meat eating. I don't have very high hopes for you though. I remember your posts from your first one and as I've said before they have gone downhill since then.

Also, your reply doesn't have anything to do with Awakenings. I bet you don't even remember what it is about even though you claim to have seen it and read it and other stuff by the same author.

P.S. It doesn't count if you can't remember it.
#216
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
January 07, 2020, 11:14:11 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 07, 2020, 11:11:10 PM
No, I welcomed you back and then made (an inside) joke. You turned it ugly. Sometimes ugly chicks wanna keep it ugly...for consitency sake.

Seen it and have read that and other books by the same author.

You might have seen it and read it but it's obvious you didn't absorb any of it.

Also, I turned it ugly by not wanting to give you info about my eating habits or my sex life? Fine by me. Weirdo.
#217
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
January 07, 2020, 11:07:46 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 07, 2020, 10:34:26 PM
This is what I get for trying to be nice to these people.

I should’ve known better. :-\



OH, you poor little victim. I made a post about an Art Bell show and you're asking me about my sex life.

Also Awakenings is a good movie, you should watch it.
#218
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
January 07, 2020, 10:47:31 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 07, 2020, 10:29:30 PM
It was only edited for accuracy and it only seemd illegible to you because you’re probably borderline illiterate. You’re a woman?! Really? Huh. Aren’t women usually having sex with men at this time of night? Don’t give up, Roz. One day you might actually see a real live penis. You’ll probably have to pay for it though. ;D
Accuracy, pfft. You edited because you realized your post made you look like a raving madman.

Also that weird idea of you thinking women are always having sex...I don't know... I'm throwing you a ball and you aren't catching it.
#219
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
January 07, 2020, 10:21:35 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 07, 2020, 10:00:29 PM
Only if they turn out to be douchbags like you. Why wouldn’t I?! Most people can manage conversation without feeling like they’re giving away the farm though, precious. Besides, you used to be a fairly regular poster here and I’m sure left a breadcrumb trail of interesting factual tidbits about yourself over the years. If I really want to get to know you more I’m sure I could by perusing your post history here but you’re just not interesting enough to warrant that. Don’t flatter yourself.

Back at all you snowflakes. Melt.

lol, well I'm glad you edited your post because the first version was almost illegible. I guess you were really upset. You're gross and I'm guessing this is the only contact you've had with a woman in a long time. You're on your own here because I don't want to be like Robin Williams trying to heal Robert De Niro in Awakenings.
#220
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
January 07, 2020, 09:56:31 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 07, 2020, 09:46:50 PM
I lost interest because you’re boring and paranoid.

Who would ever want to doxx someone like you anyway?!

Bush league stuff. Laughable. Ha!



You totally want to know who I am. I wasn't talking about doxxing anyway. It didn't occur to me until someone else brought up your modus operandi. You ask personal questions about members in a friendly way so you can use the information as a weapon later. So, from all of us we would like to express a wholehearted die in a fire.
#221
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
January 07, 2020, 09:40:27 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 07, 2020, 09:22:37 PM
Whatever. I’ve already lost interest in this discussion anyway.

You mean you've lost interest because I won't answer questions about my private life? Yeah, that was the point. My initial post was about an Art Bell show.
#222
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
January 07, 2020, 09:21:50 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 07, 2020, 09:18:43 PM
I wasn’t judging you. I myself was vegetarian for 5 years and I thought I was being ethical in doing so at the time. Are you vegan?

OK, "Officer". I'm not answering any of your fucking questions.
#223
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
January 07, 2020, 09:15:48 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 07, 2020, 09:06:40 PM
You’re a vegetarian for ethical reasons?

My life is none of your business. I was just offering you a tip for next time you go out for a steak.
#224
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
January 07, 2020, 09:05:06 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 07, 2020, 08:22:36 PM
Hey, Roz! Good to see you back here and posting. Post often.

P.S. Learn how to grill a steak yet? :P

Thanks!

Are you asking me if I know how to cook a sentient being that feels love and pain and doesn't want to die to perfection? Maybe if you aren't getting that either stop going to chain restaurants like The Outback and/or treat the server better.
#225
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
January 07, 2020, 08:19:25 PM
"Skeptics don't fly planes into buildings"

lol. I hadn't listened to Art in a long time until today. It was Dr. Michael Shermer on Coast to Coast 2004-10-17. Art interviewed him because he was a "founding publisher" of Skeptic magazine. The interview got better as they got more comfortable with each other. That line Shermer said made me laugh out loud, so I thought I'd share. The interview starts at 46 minutes in.

There's some really sad parts of the show though, like the lady that calls in thinking she was abducted by aliens when it seems  to me that she has brain tumors and isn't getting help for it. And of course Art was no help. It's also, I think, the night that Anne Streiber went to the hospital for the first time for what will eventually kill her.
#226
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 12, 2019, 05:52:31 PM
I'd have to imagine that bowel movement time for him is an ardous task to be dreaded.  The sitting.  The grunting.  The groaning.  The Multiple flushing. The gyrations and straining during the feeble attempts at wiping.  Then trying to get off the stool with out ripping the seat off or pulling down the john paper roll dispenser.

Damn.   I get exhausted just considering the  mechanics.    Think I'll take a nap.

That toilet should win some sort of award of valor. I don't care if it's an inanimate object. It's seen some shit.
#227
Quote from: brig on November 08, 2019, 08:21:51 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKhXCCB4Wr0

I really don't think it's a sinus infection George.  Have you tried using one of these while you're in your apartment?  I'm only trying to help.



George Senda will try anything if it involves putting it in his mouth and swallowing. I was going to make a joke before watching the video about being surprised he didn't put barbecue sauce in it but he actually did it...and SUGAR! he added sugar. Who doesn't want to watch someone drinking straight barbecue sauce? I ask you. "It raises your blood level" I'm sure your blood level is just fine, Falkie, it's your fat level that needs to be lowered. "My tongue is weak" oh, poor Kathy. At least he's planning for the emergency room for three or four days later because fuck anyone else that might be a hairs breadth away from actually dying through no fault of their own when he decides to waddle in.

I wonder if emergency rooms/trauma centers have a protocol for the Falkies of the nation.
#228
Quote from: brig on October 30, 2019, 08:25:05 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyqNIRrSXSA

George is finally done with Kathy.  She just won't listen.

That must be really frustrating for him.
#229
Quote from: Norm on October 27, 2019, 11:11:43 AM
Did George totally blow the opportunity to receive a working automobile for free? Well no, the truth is George being concerned about air quality and ozone layer depletion decided rather to continue begging for donations rather than to accept a working vehicle that could be sold for a profit.

Is George stupid?

According to a recent poll viewers agreed George Senda is 81 percent likely gain even more weight thanks to unwavering support of the frozen pizza industry.

But does this make George Senda stupid?

Yes, so say Ancient Astronaut Theorists and Safeway grocery clerk Marvin Bagwell. "We can't all be rocket scientists, somebody has to be a fuckup" Mr Bagwell told our reporters.

lol
#230
Quote from: brig on October 15, 2019, 07:53:55 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y38i2XnguE

You're lucky none of those bookshelves fell on you George.

I didn't watch the video but that quote reminded me of the time littlechris tried to pay a visit to Falkie. He knocked on the door and all he could hear on the other side was Falkie yelling at Kathy to shut-up. Senda never did answer his door.  I was worried that Falkie might be trapped under a fallen bookcase and wished littlechris would have just walked in to save the couple's lives. Luckily he was O.K. though.

I couldn't find the posts using the search feature here but I tried. Those were the golden days of the Falkie thread.
#231
How To Use BellGab / Re: BellGab FAQ?
October 28, 2019, 10:57:09 PM
Quote from: Liberace! on October 28, 2019, 09:43:39 PM
Is there anything you can guess might be causing it on your end? Odd that it would only be a specific thread or two.

Gee yeah, that's really weird.
#232
Quote from: ItsOver on October 28, 2019, 07:51:00 PM
https://youtu.be/ZV5tgZlTEkQ

Everytime I see a band name with 'ettes' at the end I think of that one dude that shot a waitress in the face because she didn't want to sleep with him that produced it. You know that little guy that 'invented' 'the wall of sound'.

Anyway...good song.
#233
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
October 28, 2019, 07:05:05 PM
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on October 28, 2019, 06:55:41 PM
I guess we shouldn't mention the Makin' Bacon T-Shirts lest we start upsetting people.

It's really nice that we can all come together to talk sex euphemisms.
#234
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
October 28, 2019, 06:31:35 PM
Quote from: pyewacket on October 28, 2019, 06:15:01 PM
Or-maybe you can resurrect some of the golden oldies like 'laying some pipe' or 'getting plowed'.

What?! That's disgusting! Who have you been hanging out with?

Also *high five* Jethro Tull
#235
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
October 28, 2019, 06:13:28 PM
Quote from: pyewacket on October 28, 2019, 06:07:01 PM
I find conversations that require me to use google and the urban dictionary to decipher what would normally be a brief, plainly spoken phrase so engaging.   

I know. It hurts sometimes to have to learn. When I'm studying I get tired sometimes, it's weird. A lot of people don't realize the brain is a muscle that has to be exercised.
#236
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
October 28, 2019, 06:05:16 PM
Quote from: pyewacket on October 28, 2019, 05:58:02 PM
Wow- being old and all, excuse me for not being up on all the latest phrases. Your euphemisms aren't even creative or the least bit sexy.

They aren't our euphemisms. It's the kids these days that call it Watch Netflix and Chill.  I think we just call it fucking.
#237
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
October 28, 2019, 05:50:41 PM
Quote from: pyewacket on October 28, 2019, 05:46:25 PM
Alex, I'll take, "What the hell is she talking about" for $200- but, YES- that's exactly what this is!

Gold Star for you!

O.K. So sex it is. heh. I thought you were more of an old fashioned woman. People always surprise me.

I even capitalized the phrase so you could google it.
#238
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
October 28, 2019, 05:42:07 PM
Quote from: pyewacket on October 28, 2019, 05:40:54 PM
Relax- you're not the one I'm focused on here.

Oh sorry, is this some sort of Watch Netflix and Chill thing?
#239
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
October 28, 2019, 05:36:00 PM
Quote from: pyewacket on October 28, 2019, 05:26:54 PM
Oh I don't know- keeping up with the conversation and being able to contribute to it in some relevant form. You know, that kind of stuff.

It's hard in this particular forum to focus on people's serious points of view amongst the humor. But It seems like you're back-peddling here because talking about anything other than generalizations would be difficult to defend.
#240
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
October 28, 2019, 05:22:35 PM
Quote from: pyewacket on October 28, 2019, 05:04:59 PM
Has anyone ever told you guys that you are really bad at this?

Bad at what? Please be specific.
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