Midnight In The Desert

[Firefighter]

So...a very recently past show herself was plugging ccrane earphones...now tonite she is pushing a ccrane radio...well hell...there it goes she just stated "tomorrow night I'll prolly have another ccrane radio to talk about blah blah blah....."     This reminds me of three things   
1. The Truman show with Jim Carrey how a person would place an ad while talking to Truman   

2. Wayne's World when Wayne and Garth were talking about shameless advertising and selling out to corporate sponsorship while shameless advertising and selling out to corporate sponsorship   

3. Well forgot 3, got distracted by herself saying "if a witch can pray"

[god of thunder]

So...a very recently past show herself was plugging ccrane earphones...now tonite she is pushing a ccrane radio...well hell...there it goes she just stated "tomorrow night I'll prolly have another ccrane radio to talk about blah blah blah....."     This reminds me of three things   
1. The Truman show with Jim Carrey how a person would place an ad while talking to Truman   

2. Wayne's World when Wayne and Garth were talking about shameless advertising and selling out to corporate sponsorship while shameless advertising and selling out to corporate sponsorship   

3. Well forgot 3, got distracted by herself saying "if a witch can pray"

She also said she played with a small package today. )

[jazmunda]

She also said she played with a small package today. )

That does not rule out any male BellGabbers.

[god of thunder]

That does not rule out any male BellGabbers.

Speak for yourself! 

[god of thunder]

The good doctor isn't free: http://www.induced-adc.com/iadc-therapy-sessions/

[Firefighter]

Ha....dozed off for about 45min with this page left open and said "damn still on the same post...Refresh the page"

refreshed the page...

rofl, still on the same post...

soon herself will have the black guys from the police academy movies in the background making "phones lit up" sounds 

[god of thunder]

Seems like we have tumbleweeds and crickets here tonight.

[god of thunder]

Not so sure the doctor is any different than your standard psychic. Except he has some letters (designation) after his name, and he probably charges a lot more money to see him.

[Firefighter]

Seems like we have tumbleweeds and crickets here tonight.

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[Firefighter]

Let me ask...how does himself (art) have any clue what happens in the dark anymore...

[reredacted]

Hey everybody.  I'm new here, right? *Feigned laughter that goes on uncomfortably long* Either that, or my career is in the toilet and I've burned a bunch of bridges here. Alright, tonight we are gonna have a great show on the forum.

Hang on. Arts machine is making noise. Better unplug that. That's better. No snoring.

*Uncomfortable laughter. Vaping like crazy. Gets up and does a fire dance. Meds kicking in finally.*

How is everyone? I think I recognize some of you from my pool of 12 callers. Right? *laughs* Lookin' at you sunshine.

Good times.

*vapes deep and waves*

[Firefighter]

grest radio, especially when the guest tells a story to make a point about something and the guest finishes his story and about make the point and herself cuts him starts making the point for him do herself can show the audience "she gets it" so instead of letting the expert that had the experience come full circle with the story we get a Halfass interpretation, right right right right right right right, wow

[god of thunder]

I was just thinking, Heather is a witch. So, why can't she just cast some spell, or recite an incantation and talk to the dead. Why would she need the good doctor?

[god of thunder]

Heather just said "half cocked". Tonight, it's small packages, and half cocked.  :

[Firefighter]

Hey everybody.  I'm new here, right? *Feigned laughter that goes on uncomfortably long* Either that, or my career is in the toilet and I've burned a bunch of bridges here. Alright, tonight we are gonna have a great show on the forum.

Hang on. Arts machine is making noise. Better unplug that. That's better. No snoring.

*Uncomfortable laughter. Vaping like crazy. Gets up and does a fire dance. Meds kicking in finally.*

How is everyone? I think I recognize some of you from my pool of 12 callers. Right? *laughs* Lookin' at you sunshine.

Good times.

*vapes deep and waves*

I want to let herself know....this show is not interesting....the two of you just keep talking about the same thing...it's not getting more riveting then

guest- "I had this one young man about his mid 20s...and he needed to asks his father a question"

Herself- "oh"

guest- "so I had him close his eyes..a minute later he opened them and his father was able to tell him where he left his baseball glove...and this is an example.."-cutoff

Herself- "oh so I know this an example of what you do, right, wow wa wa wa well just uh uh the the oh just wow right"


More examples of what..this guest has nothing to bring to the table..close your eyes see a dead relative that's it done

[reredacted]

Well sir, if you don't like the show, don't listen. *Feigned laughter* Where'd he go? You hung up sir. That means I win.

[god of thunder]

This show will definitely cure insomnia.

[god of thunder]

Well sir, if you don't like the show, don't listen. *Feigned laughter* Where'd he go? You hung up sir. That means I win.

I think it's kind of an S & M thing. Listening to the show gives you pain, posting snarky comments gives you pleasure. 

[god of thunder]

Heather wants to use Skye to talk to dead people.  :

[Mind Flayer Monk]

and I've burned a bunch of bridges here.

There are no bridges at Bellgab. Unless you want to cohost the gabcast or a free fidget.

[Sandra Kristen]

Hey everybody.  I'm new here, right? *Feigned laughter that goes on uncomfortably long* Either that, or my career is in the toilet and I've burned a bunch of bridges here. Alright, tonight we are gonna have a great show on the forum.

Hang on. Arts machine is making noise. Better unplug that. That's better. No snoring.

*Uncomfortable laughter. Vaping like crazy. Gets up and does a fire dance. Meds kicking in finally.*

How is everyone? I think I recognize some of you from my pool of 12 callers. Right? *laughs* Lookin' at you sunshine.

Good times.

*vapes deep and waves*

Hey post more. Fuck the haters including me. Just do your own thing and join us in the Hoagie thread and shit post. Be the anti Jaz

[JesusJuice]

He posted this on a different forum.

[JesusJuice]

Also wishing a belated happy birthday to Brig.

[PB the Deplorable]

... Herself- "oh so I know this an example of what you do, right, wow wa wa wa well just uh uh the the oh just wow right"...

I just flashed back to Ian trying to outtalk the guest whenever a guest brought up something Ian hadn't thought about before

[Lilith]

Also wishing a belated happy birthday to Brig.

[reredacted]

Also wishing a belated happy birthday to Brig.

How dare you. You are just afraid of a strong willed woman

[Juan Cena]

Hey everybody.  I'm new here, right? *Feigned laughter that goes on uncomfortably long* Either that, or my career is in the toilet and I've burned a bunch of bridges here. Alright, tonight we are gonna have a great show on the forum.

Hang on. Arts machine is making noise. Better unplug that. That's better. No snoring.

*Uncomfortable laughter. Vaping like crazy. Gets up and does a fire dance. Meds kicking in finally.*

How is everyone? I think I recognize some of you from my pool of 12 callers. Right? *laughs* Lookin' at you sunshine.

Good times.

*vapes deep and waves*

"Sunshine?"

[Lilith]

"Sunshine?"

Hi Juan 

[Juan Cena]

Hi Juan 

Howdy.

[SnapT]

Heather going nuts and cutting off the caller who wanted to discuss 9-11 facts was horribly sad.  You can talk about bigfoot and shadow cats, but not Building 7 mysteriously imploding?  Fuck you, Redacted.

Right?