Hipster gets shut. The Fuck. Down.

[MV/Liberace!]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYiKyvl2_nk

[Walks_At_Night]

"None"

Score one for Emily

[norland2424]

why would anyone record that lol

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

His mom might be the only person alive who watched this video and didn't pray for him to get blown out of the saddle.

[mikuthing01]

[MV/Liberace!]

His mom might be the only person alive who watched this video and didn't pray for him to get blown out of the saddle.

blown out of the saddle and then trampled by the horse.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

blown out of the saddle and then trampled by the horse.

Don't twist the knife, MV

[MV/Liberace!]

Don't twist the knife, MV

i wonder if he learned any lessons from this experience with his gal pal.

[chefist]

I bet she got 2-3 free dinners and a few free drinks out of him before she defecated on his fragility...

[MV/Liberace!]

I bet she got 2-3 free dinners and a few free drinks out of him before she defecated on his fragility...

i got the impression he was already friends with her, so they've probably gone out together many times.

[norland2424]

I bet she got 2-3 free dinners and a few free drinks out of him before she defecated on his fragility...

Haha i hope she did

[Walks_At_Night]

i wonder if he learned any lessons from this experience with his gal pal.

Minimally: shaving, bathing and to not wear your hat like a thug when you're a dork.

Nothing wrong with being a dork but for christ sakes just *own* it. 

[PB the Deplorable]

I bet she got 2-3 free dinners and a few free drinks out of him before she defecated on his fragility...

Oh, she'll still be getting that

As long as she likes Pabst and food truck

[jazmunda]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYiKyvl2_nk

https://youtu.be/KX5jNnDMfxA

[PB the Deplorable]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV0widFC3iI 

[norland2424]

did anyone else notice this? lol i think he bought her a ring

[3OctaveFart]

If you can't grow an even beard maybe don't even try.

[jazmunda]

did anyone else notice this? lol i think he bought her a ring

I do think those interstitial shots have anything to do with him or his boo.

[MV/Liberace!]

https://youtu.be/KX5jNnDMfxA

i actually included a link to that video in the original youtube description, but i decided to take it out for simplicity.

[MV/Liberace!]

I do think those interstitial shots have anything to do with him or his boo.

correct.  those are other people.

[ksm32]

Well DUH!! You don't ask her if she would be interested in a "ROMANTIC DATE"! Huh?  Isn't that pretty much saying to her "I have serious plans to fuck you real hard"  "Possibly in the bum, too".

Really.

[MV/Liberace!]

Well DUH!! You don't ask her if she would be interested in a "ROMANTIC DATE"! Huh?  Isn't that pretty much saying to her "I have serious plans to fuck you real hard"  "Possibly in the bum, too".

Really.

you just know that this dude, until the shut down, spent copious amounts of time cranking furiously to naughty thoughts of this girl.  all of that cranking, imagining, dreaming, planning, cranking, anticipating, hoping, cranking, longing... only for it all to abruptly terminate with the disaster of:

[norland2424]

you just know that this dude, until the shut down, spent copious amounts of time cranking furiously to naughty thoughts of this girl.  all of that cranking, imagining, dreaming, planning, cranking, anticipating, hoping, cranking, longing... only for it all to abruptly terminate with the disaster of:

He shouldn't have acted so beta about it

[ksm32]

you just know that this dude, until the shut down, spent copious amounts of time cranking furiously to naughty thoughts of this girl.  all of that cranking, imagining, dreaming, planning, cranking, anticipating, hoping, cranking, longing... only for it all to abruptly terminate with the disaster of:

Cranking on it like he was trying to get a bus unstuck out of a mud-hole.

[BobGrau]

I find the joke here pointlessly cruel.

[Lilith]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYiKyvl2_nk

I paused my UFOship stream to watch this. 

[PB the Deplorable]

I find the joke here pointlessly cruel.

He's the one who chose to look and act like one of these arrogant dweebs. 

And then make this and put it up on the internet

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

I hate what hipsters have done to the beard.  What was once a symbol of masculinity, virility, and strength, has now become the trademark of pussycucks.

[chefist]

I hate what hipsters have done to the beard.  What was once a symbol of masculinity, virility, and strength, has now become the trademark of pussycucks.

I'd wish some lumberjacks would kick their fruitified asses, but they'd like it too much...

[BobGrau]

He's the one who chose to look and act like one of these arrogant dweebs. 

And then make this and put it up on the internet

I don't disagree, I'm perfectly capable of laughing at the misfortune of others. I just think actually stopping to point and laugh is a bit shit.