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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Caravan to Midnight
« on: Today at 12:17:31 PM »
I can take no credit, it was totally Liberaces idea.  :)


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Random Topics / Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« on: Today at 08:07:02 AM »
Dear Liberace,

Will the UFOship stream of the old GabCasts and SpecSheets etc. be coming back?

It was great for morning coffee time, tune in, see what's streaming, surprise blast from the past etc.

it will indeed be coming back.  i think we'll have a gabcast within the next week, and the 24/7 UFOShip.com stream will come back with that.

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Random Topics / Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« on: Today at 03:39:21 AM »
Dear Liberace,

Please play Rock the Casbah.

coming up at the top of the hour...

thanks for lisunneen.

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These memes with tiny text that can't easily be parsed without zooming in are not really landing well here. I'm just sayin'.

right click, open image in new tab.  see how that does for you.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« on: Today at 12:47:52 AM »
The GabCast Lives...
All Hail 'SAGE" Liberace.    ;)

Behold the bounty that is my greatness!

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Random Topics / Re: Celebrity Deaths
« on: Today at 12:45:41 AM »
Dennis Hof found dead this morning. RIP big daddy

https://www.rgj.com/story/news/2018/10/16/dennis-hof-pimp-and-legislative-candidate-nevada-dead/1661304002/

Now who will bail my beautiful Scott Thorson out of jail?

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
« on: Today at 12:42:02 AM »
BAAAAaaaaaah  !
I'll bet you 5:1 she just scrapes the turds to the side and sprinkles the litter box with baking soda.
Probably empties the litter box once a month.

that's not how you're supposed to do it?

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Random Topics / Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« on: Today at 12:39:43 AM »
Dear Liberace.  I have been in the grip of a sick compulsion to rip mattress tags off mattresses since my early teens.  It doesn’t matter if the mattress is mine or not, I just have to do.  My relatives. friends and neighbors are on to me and won’t let me near their bedrooms.  Also, there are several hotel chains that won’t let me book a room. Recently, I have been obsessed with the idea of breaking into a mattress store and having my way with its entire inventory.  Is there a hotline for people like me where I might get information on support groups and 28 day programs.  Sincerely,  Desperate in Duluth.

Desperate in Duluth,
Your letter really touched me.  Your plight, unlike the whiny boomer screeching I'm usually forced to ingest during the course of forging this weekly column, is worthy of this columnist's concern and attention.

Clearly the only solution is to contact your congressman or senator and demand that the federal government ban mattresses.  While that course of action might seem extreme to the casual observer stumbling upon this columnist's reply, it's simply the best and only solution.  Ban The Mattress (BTM) efforts have sprung up throughout the nation, with the movement's most prominent example being in Laredo, Texas.  Granted, they're just trying to get a grip on a massive bedbug problem as opposed to this tag tearing thing you're plagued by, but the net effect is the same: No mattresses.  For anyone.  Ever.  Full stop.

I hope this week's column provided the answers you're looking for, and always remember: My friends call me Lee!

Sincerely,
Liberace!

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« on: Today at 12:21:46 AM »
I think Liberace should have a Gabcast session and give us all training. Just thinkin'

soon, bud.

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Random Topics / Re: Is Ellgab a Fan site for?..
« on: Yesterday at 11:57:52 PM »
Why are all these numales and boomers such massive hypocritical faggots?

most likely culprits:
1) soy
2) chemicals in plastics
3) self hatred

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Random Topics / Re: Is Ellgab a Fan site for?..
« on: Yesterday at 08:35:15 PM »
..curiouser and curiouser.

Never!

when people accused wr250 of sharing IP addresses from his chat server with rosegirl so she could ban them from her forum, i should have told him to take a hike rather than publicly defend him.

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Random Topics / Re: Is Ellgab a Fan site for?..
« on: Yesterday at 08:28:15 PM »
With the most recent unbanning, will we see GNB again?

when he left, it was on a positive note, so i think he'd probably be happy to come back.

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Random Topics / Re: Is Ellgab a Fan site for?..
« on: Yesterday at 08:25:40 PM »
hmm, i think i know what's happening with wr250, and i think he knows too.

when bellgab came back online, someone began attempting to suck a copy of the entire forum down to their hard drive.  since that's a waste of bandwidth, i banned (at the server level, not in the forum software) the ip address responsible for it.
 i haven't looked to verify, but that was obviously wr250.  his screenshot is exactly what the user behind that ip address would see when loading the forum (or any other site on this server) in a browser.  all he has to do is visit the forum from a different ip address.

was i ever unfriendly toward this guy?  did i treat him poorly in some way?  i just don't get some of these people.

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Random Topics / Re: Is Ellgab a Fan site for?..
« on: Yesterday at 08:12:20 PM »
here's his post:


nobody is claiming "nobody is ever banned from bellgab."

nobody is claiming "posts are never deleted for any reason on bellgab."

nobody is claiming bellgab isn't obligated to follow the law.

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Random Topics / Re: Is Ellgab a Fan site for?..
« on: Yesterday at 08:07:57 PM »

BREAKING: wr250 is claiming he has been banned from BellGab...

is he really claiming that?  because he's not banned.  he isn't, he never has been, and i don't know why he'd say that.  has bellgab's return really mind fucked some people this badly?

further, when this forum came back online, #TheGreatUnbanningV4 took place.  bellgab's ban list contains only spam bots.  not a single regular human user account is banned.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Caravan to Midnight
« on: Yesterday at 07:57:26 PM »
Turns out she was texting.

was she charged/convicted for that?

hope you got a nice settlement out of that.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Caravan to Midnight
« on: Yesterday at 07:48:25 PM »
Hello Brig, Larry, Kid, Doc, Jackstar...

I was in a car accident last month...

Bomar

man.  i'm glad you're vertical, bud.

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Random Topics / Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« on: Yesterday at 12:44:12 AM »
Dear Liberace,

Do you have a favorite meme?

Probably Brian Peppers.

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Random Topics / Re: Is Ellgab a Fan site for?..
« on: Yesterday at 12:37:54 AM »
Oh ok.. you are correct.. That's what anyone "can" do that isn't banned on one site or both.

Nobody is banned on this forum. Not a single account.

Edit:
Praise Liberace!

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Random Topics / Re: Is Ellgab a Fan site for?..
« on: October 15, 2018, 11:51:37 AM »
And enough people said things about how MV ran the place...

those poor little things.

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Random Topics / Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« on: October 15, 2018, 11:49:33 AM »
Dear Liberace,

Are you still enjoying the Prius that was purchased for you by the Incomparable FiFi ?

Love,
Venus

It was heavenly to be graced by Fifi's generous bounty.  We've driven it all over North America, with no real destination in mind.  Just driving and praising Fifi along the way.  We've spray painted "Praise Fifi" on over 30 highway overpasses.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Critical Omissions with Douglas Dietrich
« on: October 14, 2018, 10:08:04 PM »
Can you still say "nigger" on YouTube?

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Let's hope so. After all, all that money from Fifi was supposed to run Bellgab forever.

She was very generous.

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Critical Omissions with Douglas Dietrich
« on: October 14, 2018, 09:53:57 PM »
This audio quality... is he broadcasting using an electrolux vacuum?

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Politics / Re: Hillary Clinton
« on: October 14, 2018, 09:50:02 PM »
What, like, with a cloth or something?"


heh heh

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Radio and Podcasts / Re: Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade
« on: October 14, 2018, 06:26:23 PM »
Art gave her the chair...

And the shed.

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Random Topics / Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« on: October 14, 2018, 06:03:51 PM »
Dear Liberace,

Will you and your family be tuning in for an evening of Tunes with wr250 tonight?

http://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=12313.msg1266749;topicseen#msg1266749

I'll be busy watching pimple popping videos.

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Random Topics / Re: Ask Liberace Anything
« on: October 13, 2018, 07:42:33 PM »
Oooh oooh I got your back Boss

That's central time.

1:00 am eastern

Need a coffee refill?

Central Time. And I don't mean to oversell this thing, btw. All I'm doing is talking up tunes and reading the weather.

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