Art Bell

[Yorkshire pud]

PUD! Nestle makes the very best! N-E-S-T-L-E-S!

My favourite? Lindt white chocolate or Lindt Lime zest... Delicious.

[Walks_At_Night]

Sure, make light of it now Bethany, but you've been warned. Paladin has you marked,

Guess we might as well as have a Farewell Party for  the Swisher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iypUpv9xelg

[Swishypants]

I've already been rubbing baby oil on my nut sack furiously with both hands for 20 mins!

[Yorkshire pud]

I've already been rubbing baby oil on my nut sack furiously with both hands for 20 mins!

You see! I knew you'd contribute to the story board for the mini series I'm proposing you have with MD (Not a doctor). That would make one scene in itself with MD gazing longingly (Close up on his come to bed eyes) in your direction as the camera pans around to the miniature sculpture reproduction of Michelangelo's 'David' perched at the foot of the stairs.

[Swishypants]

You see! I knew you'd contribute to the story board for the mini series I'm proposing you have with MD (Not a doctor). That would make one scene in itself with MD gazing longingly (Close up on his come to bed eyes) in your direction as the camera pans around to the miniature sculpture reproduction of Michelangelo's 'David' perched at the foot of the stairs.

Disco Stu doesn't advertise!

[Dr. MD MD]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
PUD

[Swishypants]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
PUD

LMFAO! This is exactly how I picture him in my mind.

[Yorkshire pud]

LMFAO! This is exactly how I picture him in my mind.

I'm glad its me that's doing you and MD's mini series and not you two! Your imagination is chronic. Jimmy fucking Savile? Is that the best you can do? Jesus H Christ. 

[Swishypants]

I'm glad its me that's doing you and MD's mini series and not you two! Your imagination is chronic. Jimmy fucking Savile? Is that the best you can do? Jesus H Christ. 

Close to home huh?

[Walks_At_Night]

I'm glad its me that's doing you and MD's mini series and not you two! Your imagination is chronic. Jimmy fucking Savile? Is that the best you can do? Jesus H Christ. 

I'd agree it's a weak effort.

I mean it's not hard.  Yorkshire is the key dudes...........

[Swishypants]

When he posts as Laura I get this:

[Swishypants]

I'd agree it's a weak effort.

I mean it's not hard.  Yorkshire is the key dudes...........

I am BloodDiamondPants. Had my own Moral Patch in A-stan and everything! Seriously! 

[Laurakinch]

When he posts as Laura I get this:

Why is it you're always fucking on here? No matter what time of day I happen to look in on the forum your stupid ass is here cluttering up the place in every frigging thread. What a sad and pitiful life you must have.

[TigerLily]

Why is it you're always fucking on here? No matter what time of day I happen to look in on the forum your stupid ass is here cluttering up the place in every frigging thread. What a sad and pitiful life you must have.

And now he's pretending to be two people so he can argue (among other things) with himself

[Gd5150]

Wow this thread has gotten hot. Now I don’t have to go to elephant tube tonight.

[Norm]

The fattest guy in North Korea is pleased with this thread...

[pate]

Dudes and Dudettes,...

When all humor appears to be gone, from this blog...

You guys scrap the bottom of the barrel with a spoon and find some....

Thank you...

Bomar

dommage, beanvideos!

[Swishypants]

Why is it you're always fucking on here? No matter what time of day I happen to look in on the forum your stupid ass is here cluttering up the place in every frigging thread. What a sad and pitiful life you must have.

Harold said this through his whistling gay butthole.

[21st Century Man]

I'm glad its me that's doing you and MD's mini series and not you two! Your imagination is chronic. Jimmy fucking Savile? Is that the best you can do? Jesus H Christ. 

You remind me more of this guy.

[The Snorchlax]

Why is it you're always fucking on here? No matter what time of day I happen to look in on the forum your stupid ass is here cluttering up the place in every frigging thread. What a sad and pitiful life you must have.

Because he's Mister Swishy Pants

[Jojo]

Obvious flattery attempt is obvious.



Obvious soliloquy is trite.

You know, im just calling it like it is. 

[Jojo]

Because he's Mister Swishy Pants

In every group, there is a someone...

[Swishypants]

In every group, there is a someone...

I will be addressed as MASTER Swishypants. 

[Dr. MD MD]

I will be addressed as MASTER Swishypants. 

I'm gonna keep calling you stupid faggot. 

[Swishypants]

I'm gonna keep calling you stupid faggot. 

I'm going to go to Subway for a 5 dollar Sub sandwich!

https://youtu.be/i1rAokhdCFQ
Best advert.

[Dr. MD MD]

I'm going to go to Subway for a 5 dollar Sub sandwich!

https://youtu.be/i1rAokhdCFQ
Best advert.

Still waiting. Anytime now.  :

[Swishypants]

Still waiting. Anytime now.  :

I don't think you should have anymore foot-longs MD.  You should watch your diet. I'm only interested in your health of course.

[Dr. MD MD]

I don't think you should have anymore foot-longs MD.  You should watch your diet. I'm only interested in your health of course.

All you do is dream about foot longs all night and day, Kevin. 

[Swishypants]

All you do is dream about foot longs all night and day, Kevin. 

I rarely eat at Subway, but a deal is a deal and my shift is about over. I didn't eat supper.

[Dr. MD MD]

I rarely eat at Subway, but a deal is a deal and my shift is about over. I didn't eat supper.

It has nothing to do with hunger. You're just going to try to shove that up some poor young boy's ass.  :