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Quote from: K_Dubb on November 01, 2020, 11:09:51 AM
There is the writing on the windows with soap, such joy!  Thank you Rix!  Nasty bit of business with the scalding, though.  I wonder if she was making bagels, or just washing up.

I heard she boiled some lobsters the day before and their relatives tried to get revenge.

Quote from: ItsOver on October 30, 2020, 04:48:22 PM
It’ll be interesting to see how 401k’s, the financial market, real estate, etc. all start to re-vector, anticipating a D.C. gone mad, with taxes and other basically confiscatory policies.  I’ve heard other excuses for the market trending down recently, but I believe a lot of folks have been taking action for a worst case scenario.

I’m expecting there to be a special tax on 401k’s when I am ready to retire.  A penalty for preparing for retirement.  Why should I have money when others squandered theirs.

Quote from: ItsOver on October 30, 2020, 04:32:56 PM
I have a feeling you won’t be the only one.

I’m not saying I’m leaving, but it does open up possibilities if the US is no different than elsewhere.  It would be more fun to sit drinking screech with the locals and complaining about Justine than sitting here bitching about Biden.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 30, 2020, 04:06:13 PM

If I really thought I could make money doing it I could find a position for you.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 30, 2020, 04:00:11 PM
I listened to it the multiple times they played and best I could make out he said “True international...” and then I think he forgot what he was saying because that last attempt at a word didn’t make sense.

If he wins, it makes quitting my job, cashing in my 401K, and buying a salmon lodge in Newfoundland an easier decision to swallow.

Quote from: Corona Kitty on October 30, 2020, 12:54:47 AM
Rubini is taking me to the next level...

Stay safe and use condoms.  Thoughts and Prayers.

Quote from: Corona Kitty on October 30, 2020, 02:50:11 AM
THE DESK OF THE COMMANDER

COMMANDER DAVID RUBINI

10/31/2020

This was written tomorrow?  Impressive!

Imagine a world where the definition of a dozen also took into account the size of an item.  For example, it might take 312 mice to make a dozen but only 1/11234th of an elephant.  What should define the standard unit of a dozen?  What influences it more, mass or numbers?   

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 28, 2020, 03:42:56 PM
Hey, kids! Your rights and freedoms are being taken away from you!



Honk! Honk!

By clowns.  Delicious syllepsis here!

Quote from: Corona Kitty on October 27, 2020, 12:32:58 PM

https://youtu.be/1H20W0e_oSM

Reading over this string of posts reminded me of a photo I like to call Dinner at Bellgab

https://youtu.be/aSI-Wk00rVw

Quote from: AZZERAE on October 22, 2020, 06:17:18 AM
Do you have the complete collection of Calvin & Hobbes anthologies?

I do, but I would not lend them to Joe Biden.

This is a fucking strange Presidential race.

Quote from: albrecht on October 21, 2020, 01:07:35 PM
Will Listerine be the next TP? Look out for shortages on the shelves.... 
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2020/08/200810103239.htm

https://academic.oup.com/jid/article/222/8/1289/5878067

There are still restrictions on the amount of TP you can buy where I live. 

Quote from: ItsOver on October 21, 2020, 04:29:46 PM
#SewSayWeAll!

Praise Lee and pass the booze.

In dog cocktails I’ve still had less than one.

Quote from: AZZERAE on October 21, 2020, 01:00:20 PM
Yeah. He doesn't give a fuck about dumb shit like haircuts. He's interested in saving America.

This is one of those posts that work if you read it straight or sarcastically.

When did diversity become thinking like everyone else?

Quote from: paladin1991 on October 19, 2020, 03:50:27 PM
MV might be a little busy rubbing one out.

Lee is pulling a Toobin?

Is all well Stellar?

https://youtu.be/d-diB65scQU

I think someone needs to dedicate their life to cracking the code of your posts.

I guess my question to Jackstar was from nearly two years ago so it’s no surprise he forgot.  Time, like Jackstar posts, add up fast.

Quote from: whoozit on December 13, 2018, 01:25:37 PM
Anything?

The stellar search function allowed me to find it after perusing nearly the entire thread.  I wanted to bold it but you know.

Quote from: Asuka Langley on October 16, 2020, 06:12:26 PM
They remind me of country music and they are ugly. And yes i am aware of John 5 and i dont care all i see is this faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgOnQY85_Ek

They are capable of much more than country but I can understand your aversion.

I will not defend his words, even though they are great entertainment, but take a look at his actions and those of Biden then make a decision.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 14, 2020, 07:24:16 PM
Nailed it!

When will people reach the breaking point?  It is amazingly stupid how much shit people will put up with.

Quote from: K_Dubb on October 16, 2020, 11:58:39 AM
He just needs to take his shirt off and the ladies will leap at him like a spotted trout to the fly.

As long as it is a spotted trout and not a brown trout with no eyes, which is a euphemism I learned as a summer intern at a wastewater treatment plant. 

Quote from: Asuka Langley on October 16, 2020, 04:10:31 PM
I don't like telecasters but....

Why don’t you like telecasters?

Is there a word that describes something that is both literal and figurative?

P.S. Zeugma is the answer.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 13, 2020, 06:18:12 PM
You mean...we’re getting civil war for Christmas?! I can’t wait to see Antifa try to punch Santa. You just know that they will.

They better not try to punch Santa.  My dad is one of the favorite Santa’s in Las Vegas and is starting his gig soon.

People spend so much time worrying about what happens when you die.  Why is no one worried about what happens before you were born?  Aren’t they likely to be the same thing?