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Still rooting.

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Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 06, 2020, 04:56:43 PM
I’d normally try to dig at you by asking what you did to her but that’s actually happened to me too. So, at least we have that in common. I’m assuming substance abuse probably played into it somehow. Bitches be crazy sometimes...most times.

Dinks touched!!! (Maybe)

I am rooting for you two lovebirds.

Welcome to Jr. High.

Quote from: paladin1991 on December 05, 2020, 06:47:37 PM
ANd make damn sure it's your finger Kdubb.  Not your Wee Willie the Wanker.

That could give a whole new meaning to a wet willy.

Quote from: Asuka Langley on December 05, 2020, 05:21:11 PM
I wanted to take Kendo classes in grade school but no one taught it in my area. To this day i still want to beat people with sticks.

That looks like it stung a bit.  I like how the guy behind the one that got whacked covers up as the blow is coming.

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 05, 2020, 01:42:19 PM
Just wait until I get my official Michael Decon 45-lb dumbbells I will show you some rock-hard sideboob!

IIRC yours will probably be bigger.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on December 05, 2020, 12:31:13 PM

Seems like it has been awhile since you have been around. It's been like this for days. Senda did a show and tell of his brain MRI and in one of the cuts it looks like he has two cysts/masses/holes on the left side.  One would think this would kick off a crisis of epic proportions on the board, but no.....  All we get is sodomy talk with a little KJV thrown in around the edges.  I think bellgab might be doomed. 

I just assumed the holes were from Senda’s jailhouse cornholing.

With all the effort everyone is putting into this thread I’m almost inspired to write a song called Dink Touchin’ to the tune of the Bee Gees Jive Talkin’.  Almost but not quite, whip this back up into another frenzy and perhaps I’ll cross the threshold of inspiration.

I’ve asked them to touch dinks but they are too invested.

Quote from: Jojo on December 03, 2020, 03:25:43 AM
I don't think this is smart.  Because regardless of how one feels about any of these Covid controversies, giving a rather new vaccine to all our CNAs is just plain stupid.  Because if the vaccine turns out to go awry (being rather new), then who will care for all the patients?  Powers that be should not put all their novel eggs in an "essential service" basket.  If all CNAs become damaged, it will take generations to recover from lack of CNAs.

Thanks for being our guinea pig.

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 03, 2020, 01:40:15 AM
I am not triggered I just like to fight.   I still have two unopened bags of Peet's Holiday Blend and I think I will get some more just to piss you off.  Never was $5.69 better spent.

$5.69?  I have to pay $5.88!

I gave my address to two BellGabbers and lived to tell.  WhiteCrow was not one of them.

Can I get an autographed utilikilt?

Is anyone that received a WhiteCrow hoodie still alive?

Quote from: Innerreach on December 02, 2020, 05:23:28 PM
I don't trust people whom see it fitting to exalt themselves above all others by creating esoteric philosophies and building lodges for secret meetings in the hopes to sway the masses behind closed doors. That's why I hate politicians and commies. It's all a bunch of backslapping congratulatory narcissism. These people were clearly never told NO, as children. Those folks are real party poopers....And they always Bogart my doobie. You're better off at it alone, Jackstar. Besides, they like fluffy pillows..... And we all know that fluffy pillows are gay.... And I don't mean funny ha ha, either.

Now I know why they tore down that elk statue.  Elks = Masons - secrecy?

Quote from: Jackstar on December 01, 2020, 06:40:57 PM
Maybe in my early twenties, while I was still unable to acquire sex, cannabis, or oxygen reliably. I was kind of struggling with a negative outlook on life at the time, and I say "kind of" because is it a really a struggle if a person doesn't know there's an alternative?

You know what? Maybe I said it in my late twenties. Maybe someone else said it and I agreed cuz I wanted to look cool, too. The possibilities are endless!

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Except for the possibility that I actually think that there's no one on my side. Take my advice: if you get a chance to work with The Quincunx don't say no, say, "yes, yes, maybe, maybe, yes." They might not respect you any extra, but I will.

You almost make me want to start a “Things That Sound Like Something Jackstar Might Say But Wouldn’t” thread but not quite.  I digress as this was not the point of your post, but I do accept your fealty, especially the reward oath-breaking with vengeance part.

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 01, 2020, 06:36:40 PM
You have to go and bring up Senda at a time like this!  I am frantically doing last-minute squats and pullups; hopefully the pump will survive the trip.

No Tunis cake for you!

Has Biden’s sprained ankle metastasized yet?

Quote from: Jackstar on December 01, 2020, 06:31:58 PM
I wasn't offended, But I couldn't tell if you were trying to make it dig at me, or if you really misremembered, or if I'm in the new dimension today or... look I'm not going to lie it's been a wild few months, and now I know exactly how Taylor Swift felt when Kanye went up on stage and sexually assaulted her with all those noodles.

No dig intended.  It just sounded like something you might say.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on December 01, 2020, 06:30:17 PM
Sure. Keep yukking it up guys. Talking about dinks almost touching and what not.  All while poor Senda has literal holes in his brain,
How can you look at yourselves in the mirror?

He really got his pipe cleaned in jail.

Quote from: Jackstar on December 01, 2020, 06:27:31 PM
My good sir, I beg your pardon: not only do I think I've never said that, nor have I ever seen that phrase used, I don't even know what an Ent even is. Is it a Tolkien thing? Because I definitely wouldn't know then, because Tolkien sucks.

In any event, I wouldn't ever say that. No, really. Can you rephrase that, or do you just want to imagine that I said it anyway? I have contingency plans for both possible outcomes.

I apologize my good man.  As Tolkien would say, and all that.  BTW anything?

Quote from: Corona Kitty on December 01, 2020, 06:21:45 PM
Whoozit... We appreciate your participation.

Thank you. As Jackstar would say; I’m an Ent.  I’m not on anybody’s side because no one is on my side.

Now I’m gonna put soy milk in my Peet’s Coffee Holiday Blend .

Quote from: Corona Kitty on December 01, 2020, 06:09:54 PM
It was a joke, but alright.

I figured as much but wanted some attention to make K_Dubb jealous.  I’m sure I’m the butt of several venomous  limericks now.  I’m hoping he rhymes canker with chancre.

Quote from: Corona Kitty on December 01, 2020, 05:58:28 PM
Whoa, relax guy. This ain't tell us your fantasies magazine, Pal!

If that is one of my fantasies then I am a waste of skin.  I was just reporting on the reality of the situation.  An olive branch was extended and then used as a cudgel, if you prefer.

Quote from: K_Dubb on December 01, 2020, 05:55:51 PM
I am the larger animal.

The two dinks came within an inch and a half and then were withdrawn.  And there is is this other one that just keeps appearing and diving in.

Quote from: Jackstar on December 01, 2020, 04:36:06 PM
When I point this post out to Grapefruit, and make explicit mention that you were very careful not to imply that she herself is an animal, she will probably not kill you, and will just leave you slightly maimed.

Did I mention? She is pissed. Rubini is pissed. Now, this is just speculation, however... today is different. Today, I still hold the sacred chalice of I don't give a single ripe wet f***, and I'm saying to you... she's upset. And I'm glad I didn't do anything wrong, and I'm going to slowly back away from the mess here that you vaguely lovable mongoloid retards have wrought for yourselves this time.

Actually I don't know if Rubini is mad at me, or if he's afraid, or if he's just being smart--those details aren't my area. At this point, my area consists of making popcorn; stocking bubble gum; wondering if I should get a crown made of precious metals now before they spike, or if I should do it later when they really collapse and I already have a community full of mindslaves to do my bidding.

It's difficult, because I never really wanted mindslaves, But now I'm wondering, because I realize that they're basically just like children that one is not legally obligated to feed.

Cogitation continues. I guess I could listen to Azzerae's podcast now! He didn't email me yet, but that's all right, Azzerae knows me well enough to know that it doesn't matter how how fast he talks back to me, he's fucked no matter what.


/flex.

You give an awful lot of fucks for someone that doesn’t give a fuck.  Just sayin’.

Now I understand the meaning of a Pyrrhic victory.