Things That Annoy You

[Eddie Coyle]

Ick.  Hope you feel better soon.

Thanks, feeling a little better now...A stomach virus swept through my neighborhood this past week(I'm victim 7 that I know of). Boom-36 hours of HELL. Sickest I've been in over a decade. My food intake since Tuesday consists of...5 Animal Crckers.

[HorrorRetro]

        Thanks, feeling a little better now...A stomach virus swept through my neighborhood this past week(I'm victim 7 that I know of). Boom-36 hours of HELL. Sickest I've been in over a decade. My food intake since Tuesday consists of...5 Animal Crckers.

Make sure you get some Gatorade or some other electrolytes into you.  You don't want to get dehydrated on top of everything else.

[General Johnson Jameson]

        Thanks, feeling a little better now...A stomach virus swept through my neighborhood this past week(I'm victim 7 that I know of). Boom-36 hours of HELL. Sickest I've been in over a decade. My food intake since Tuesday consists of...5 Animal Crckers.

Hello Eddie Coyle 
You've got that bad shit alright. Double yes on the gatorade.

[Eddie Coyle]

Make sure you get some Gatorade or some other electrolytes into you.  You don't want to get dehydrated on top of everything else.

Four bottles of lemon-lime have been my only fluids. I definitely was bordering on dehydration last night, actually passed out on the way back to my sickbed. Just ate for the first time in about 60 hours...feeling a lot better now. 

[Eddie Coyle]

Hello Eddie Coyle 
You've got that bad shit alright. Double yes on the gatorade.

Hey, General JJ.  Bad shit indeed.
       The good news, I went from 247lbs to 241 lbs.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

         Hershey squirts, puking and passing out.

        And it has nothing to do with over imbibing alcohol.

i dunno why, but this came to mind from the film Airplane and if you're familiar with this scene maybe you will understand cuz this kind of sickness seems to spread by word of mouth sometimes... get better and carpet cleaner will clean up any discharge velocity... 

INT. COCKPIT - NIGHT
         
          Elaine enters, turns to face Rumack. Oveur is at controls in
          f.g.
         
                                  ELAINE
                   Doctor Rumack, Mister Hammen ate fish. And
                   Randy says there are five more cases, and
                   they ate fish, too.
         
                                  DR. RUMACK
                   Let's see now. The co-pilot had fish. What
                   did the navigator eat?
         
                                  ELAINE
                   He had fish, too.
         
          Oveur is picking up on the conversation.
         
                                  DR. RUMACK
                   All right, now we know what we're up
                   against. Every passenger on this plane who
                   ate fish for dinner will become violently
                   ill within the next half hour.
         
          Oveur looks down at his dinner tray and sees skeleton of the
          fish he just ate.
         
                                  ELAINE
                   Just how serious is it, doctor?
         
                                  DR. RUMACK
                   Extremely serious. It starts with a slight
                   fever.
         
          Oveur experiences what the doctor is describing.
         
                                  DR. RUMACK
                   Then a dryness in the throat. As the virus
                   penetrates the red blood cells the victim
                   becomes dizzy and begins to experience a
                   rash and itching. From there the poison
                   works its way into the central nervous
                   system causing severe muscle spasms,
                   followed by the inevitable drooling. At
                   this point, the entire digestive system is
                   rendered useless, causing the complete
                   collapse of the lower bowels, accompanied
                   by uncontrollable flatulence...until
                   finally the poor bastard is reduced to a
                   quivering, wasted piece of jelly.
         
          Oveur passes out and pitches forward onto the controls.
          Rumack and Elaine lose balance as plane dives.

[HorrorRetro]

When the financial hits start coming in, they all seem to come in at once.  Things are going smoothly, and then they are going to hell in a hand basket.      

[HorrorRetro]

i dunno why, but this came to mind from the film Airplane and if you're familiar with this scene maybe you will understand cuz this kind of sickness seems to spread by word of mouth sometimes... get better and carpet cleaner will clean up any discharge velocity... 

INT. COCKPIT - NIGHT
         
          Elaine enters, turns to face Rumack. Oveur is at controls in
          f.g.
         
                                  ELAINE
                   Doctor Rumack, Mister Hammen ate fish. And
                   Randy says there are five more cases, and
                   they ate fish, too.
         
                                  DR. RUMACK
                   Let's see now. The co-pilot had fish. What
                   did the navigator eat?
         
                                  ELAINE
                   He had fish, too.
         
          Oveur is picking up on the conversation.
         
                                  DR. RUMACK
                   All right, now we know what we're up
                   against. Every passenger on this plane who
                   ate fish for dinner will become violently
                   ill within the next half hour.
         
          Oveur looks down at his dinner tray and sees skeleton of the
          fish he just ate.
         
                                  ELAINE
                   Just how serious is it, doctor?
         
                                  DR. RUMACK
                   Extremely serious. It starts with a slight
                   fever.
         
          Oveur experiences what the doctor is describing.
         
                                  DR. RUMACK
                   Then a dryness in the throat. As the virus
                   penetrates the red blood cells the victim
                   becomes dizzy and begins to experience a
                   rash and itching. From there the poison
                   works its way into the central nervous
                   system causing severe muscle spasms,
                   followed by the inevitable drooling. At
                   this point, the entire digestive system is
                   rendered useless, causing the complete
                   collapse of the lower bowels, accompanied
                   by uncontrollable flatulence...until
                   finally the poor bastard is reduced to a
                   quivering, wasted piece of jelly.
         
          Oveur passes out and pitches forward onto the controls.
          Rumack and Elaine lose balance as plane dives.

I have to laugh at the timing of your post.  This was the top local story this morning:  http://www.komonews.com/news/local/Seattle-bound-flight-makes-emergency-landing-after-pilot-faints-189327901.html

[Eddie Coyle]

 
          I'm annoyed that at 37, I still laugh at the local radio commercials for a "bone and joint center". And feel compelled to call them to ask if I get my medical marijuana there.

[McPhallus]

They way Google's news portal handles local news stories.  Even though I have sports blocked from that page, I keep getting duped into clicking a story with a dramatically-worded title only to find that it's...... local sports.

[PB the Deplorable]

There can be nothing but crap on the radio seemingly all day.  As soon as I'm about to park, some great song I haven't heard for awhile starts playing.

In fact, that's when I know I'm about to find parking - something good comes on the radio.

[kf5iwe]

I am annoyed that 2 teams I dont like are in the big game today. And I have to go back to work tommorrow. Been off for w week with the flu and laryngitus.

[ItsOver]

There can be nothing but crap on the radio seemingly all day.  As soon as I'm about to park, some great song I haven't heard for awhile starts playing.

In fact, that's when I know I'm about to find parking - something good comes on the radio.

P*B, do you think maybe if I start looking for parking during a C2C broadcast, a competent replacement for Noory will pop-up?  I think I could live with continuously looking for parking at night if there's any hope. 

[Eddie Coyle]

 
      Gee, think that power outage at the Superdome has anything to do with that disgusting half time show that had more wasted wattage than Vegas?


          Bob Dylan next year. Just him and his guitar.

       

[General Johnson Jameson]

          I'm annoyed that at 37, I still laugh at the local radio commercials for a "bone and joint center". And feel compelled to call them to ask if I get my medical marijuana there.

Are you going to do ^ this week?

[Eddie Coyle]

Are you going to do ^ this week?

    9:01 AM, Monday.

       Then I'm calling the "Cocaine hotline" to see if they deliver.

[eddie dean]

    9:01 AM, Monday.

       Then I'm calling the "Cocaine hotline" to see if they deliver.

Now we know what was in the packages Mr. McFeely delivered on Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood!
"Speedy delivery, speedy delivery...

[PB the Deplorable]

P*B, do you think maybe if I start looking for parking during a C2C broadcast, a competent replacement for Noory will pop-up?  I think I could live with continuously looking for parking at night if there's any hope. 

Sadly no.  Things like luck, magic, happenstance, serendipity, coincidence, or fate have no power against the St Louis Suck.

I've never tried it, but I'd imagine I'd just be stuck looking for parking the entire time the show was on.

[analog kid]

Bad Luck Brian

[West of the Rockies]

Anybody watch the halftime show yesterday?  Okay, so I'm not Beyonce's demographic target audience, but her act did nothing for me.  She's pretty enough, and maybe she's a nice person, but I found no musical hook (melody) to speak of.  I got rather tired of her signature arm-flapping (looks like a chicken with attitude to me).  She just kept stomping around in heels and shaking her hips.  I must be getting old.

[coaster]

Beyonce is one of the most overrated people ever. I dont understand it.

[ItsOver]

Anybody watch the halftime show yesterday?  Okay, so I'm not Beyonce's demographic target audience, but her act did nothing for me.  She's pretty enough, and maybe she's a nice person, but I found no musical hook (melody) to speak of.  I got rather tired of her signature arm-flapping (looks like a chicken with attitude to me).  She just kept stomping around in heels and shaking her hips.  I must be getting old.

I don't watch half-time shows anymore unless they involve some band performing script formations. 

[ItsOver]

Beyonce is one of the most overrated people ever. I dont understand it.

She's a "court jester" for the unkempt masses and the ruling elite.

[Eddie Coyle]

Beyonce is one of the most overrated people ever. I dont understand it.

Because we have a crass society that enjoys being told what to like. Insatiable taste for shit.

     Phil Spector's hair is more genuine than that weave wearing hack Beyonce.

[PB the Deplorable]

Beyonce is one of the most overrated people ever. I dont understand it.

And Jennifer and Britney and Miley and Katie and all the rest. 

This is why The Who can fill stadiums with 2 guys left, Roger Waters can tour for a couple years doing The Wall, people go nuts at the suggestion Led Zep will get back together.

[Morgus]

Beyonce is one of the most overrated people ever. I dont understand it.

Beyonce hit her peak a decade ago when she starred in "Austin Powers: Goldmember" as a 70's black chick... 

[West of the Rockies]

Wow, has she really been around that long now?  Well, I think she is at least a little more entertaining than Mariah Carey. That woman strikes me as pathetic, clinging to fame and dressing like someone less than half her age.  I know she's got great vocal range and all, but I cannot stand her squeakity-squeak voice.

[Juan]

This damned intermittent 0x000000F4 stop code error.

[coaster]

I'm really tired of hearing about Valentines Day. A stupid made up day where you have to put a price on your love so your spoiled other half can feel validated. Count me out.

[PB the Deplorable]

I'm really tired of hearing about Valentines Day. A stupid made up day where you have to put a price on your love so your spoiled other half can feel validated. Count me out.

But.. if we didn't have Holidays like Valentines, Easter, Halloween, and Christmas sprinkled in during the year, there wouldn't be any next day half off chocolate sales..