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Quote from: Camazotz Automat on November 08, 2016, 07:12:49 PM
Collect the set!  Trade with your friends!

I still have mine from when I was a kid.

Quote from: mv on November 08, 2016, 05:07:02 PM
Forum appears to be having problems.  On election night!!!!  Rebooting the server...

You can thank Murphy.

Quote from: 136 or 142 on November 08, 2016, 04:40:11 PM
Wheels fall off the Trump train today.

Final prediction:  Hillary Clinton wins North Carolina and Arizona which voted for Mitt Romney in 2012.  Donald Trump wins Iowa which went for Barack Obama in 2012.  Donald Trump holds Georgia by a slim margin, Hillary Clinton holds Ohio by a small margin.  Hillary Clinton will also hold Florida by a small margin, roughly the same as Barack Obama did in 2012 (slightly less than 1%.)

My hope is that Donald Trump commits suicide during his concession speech, though preferably I'd prefer it if he pulls out a sub machine gun and takes out his deplorable spokespeople as well like Newt Gingrich, Rudy Guiliani and Chris Christie as well all all his freaks who appear on CNN and Roger Stone as well.

One thing about Donald Trump is he can be a master showman and he should know that committing suicide on live television is great theater.

You are such a ray of fucking sunshine.

Quote from: RealCool Daddio on November 08, 2016, 04:33:31 PM
Even the bakeries are rigged against Trump!

https://twitter.com/jasonvolack/status/796103690398691328

The cake looks afraid of something.

Quote from: TigerLily on November 08, 2016, 03:28:10 PM
"The candidates running for President in 2016 spent a combined $1.2 billion in the primaries and general election" - NBC


If people want their country back, get money out of politics. Reverse Citizens United and make all federal elections publicly funded.  For starters

Unfortunately there are 1.2 billion reasons why this won't happen.

I hope George has a successful dentist visit

Quote from: brig on November 08, 2016, 04:11:42 PM
He says he bought Motrin, and he feels find now. He was using generic before and it wasn't working.

It's called the plafeeblo effect.

Quote from: theONE on November 08, 2016, 02:54:04 PM
Art is confirmed Antichrist -look at his voting number 24 ... 2+4=6
first number in 666

I'm not defending Art but:

2, 4, 6, 8
theOne is a BellGabber I most hate
Go fuck yourself, Go fuck yourself
Hooray

Other than that I hope your day is going well. 

Quote from: Lil Godzilla on November 07, 2016, 06:43:24 PM
Overheating, sweaty, bad tooth, bronchitis...oh my : Maybe Mssr. Sasha is correct! Get an ambulance and health care worker to his hovel immediately

I imagine his breath is like a sewer with that putrid tooth in his mouth.

Wow!  This place has really gone to hell lately.

While out on my daily run today, I passed a house fully decked out for Christmas.  I suppose I should be happy they waited until after Halloween.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on November 07, 2016, 10:00:25 AM
On an unrelated note, have you laid out the Tiggy plans yet?

Not yet, I've been quite busy at work.

Quote from: username on November 07, 2016, 02:13:22 AM
without having to make anyone cry again, I'll keep it short Daniel quit while I left to a conference. He was upset and angry wanted to fix his life apparently, he complained to me via text messages he didn't like how he had no involvement in the program and how unhappy he was. We have creative differences and I spoke about this on my new program end of days with Michael Decon.

I created my own thread only to have Daniel complain in it,  got popular and mv merged my thread into this one. Daniel continues to further prove all my points while having a self pity party in front of all of you strangers. Apparently this is his final resort, a desperate man saying truly desperate shit to safe face. Apparently you have taken the bait for that, so god bless the both of you. Hopefully he sees his way off this thread.

My favorite thing about BellGab is the way it brings out the best in everyone.  What a feast of tears.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on November 06, 2016, 07:09:22 PM

I won't be listening either but I like Curtis so I thought I would warn him. He must not be reading this thread if he is agreeing to being on the air with this douche.

What do you have against douches?  At least they can be useful.  Myke on the other hand...

George,  you need to unbox a box of boxes.  That will blow people's minds.  Or you could start a whole new genre; re-boxing videos.

Chefist must be pretty tasty.  The Cooking with Chefist! thread is all about preparing him.

Quote from: akwilly on November 04, 2016, 01:38:04 AM
My only suggestion is to do a show that is unpredictable.

But not predictably so.

It's the old story of a an 8 ounce glass with 4 ounces of water in it.  Optimists think it's half full, pessimists think it's half empty, and Falkie wonders who the fuck drank my drink.  Loudly and in a hurt tone I might add.

What does a particle tree look like?  Are there forests of them?  They must get all that particle board from somewhere.

Quote from: GravitySucks on November 03, 2016, 02:30:32 PM
What the hell. Figured I would start a thread to collect articles.

I think I witnessed voted fraud today in Texas. Guy showed up behind me with a Texas voter registration card applied for exactly 30 days before the election but he had an Illinois Drivers license and was driving a car with Missouri plates. The poll watchers took notes.

You can't have seen that.  That sort of thing doesn't happen.  If it did we'd hear about it in MSM.

I'm filling in for 136 or 142 today.

I believe there is one in the beginning of the show UFO during the theme music.

Quote from: Dmitri on November 03, 2016, 12:15:07 PM
Because he is a lying, treacherous bastard. I was there and I didn't see HIM so he's lying.

George, If you weren't all defensive you would have realized my comment wasn't an attack on you.  All I was getting at is that maybe you didn't see each other.  I don't think I want to meet any BellGabbers IRL myself.

My comment about fresh broccoli and cauliflower was purely a matter of economics, you get much more for your dollar when you buy fresh vegetables in season.

/*put on helmet for bashing my head against the wall*/
People do pick on you here, I even do at times.  Usually it is just repeating information you have given us through posts, videos or interviews.  Very little to no twisting is needed to cast you in a bad light.  I'm sure if I posted intimate details of my life here I'd get beaten up too, anyone would.  For your own peace of mind stop reading this damn thread.  Stop opening messages or accepting calls from people that want to talk to you about the goings on at BellGab.  Stop agreeing to interviews on podcasts.  stop thinking anonymous people on the internet are your friends.  Stop being a fucking jellyfish cast about on the seas of life!  Take some responsibility for your life and stop telling all of us here what you are doing.  You do not seem to like the attention.
/*helmet off*/

I'm sure you will disregard all of the info in the helmet paragraph above so no one needs to accuse me of trying to stop the train wreck.  In fact you will probably attack some other BellGabber for this post.  You'll see it as someone telling you what to do instead of someone giving you good advice.  I hope your tooth gets taken care of soon and you feel better.

Hey Falkie, how come when Mike says he didn't see you at the Woo Woo Con on Sunday he is lying and when you say you didn't see him you are to be believed?

Quote from: damon on November 02, 2016, 10:56:51 AM
Gerry that does not stop us bellgabbers of letting him know on whats is posted on bellgab because the rest of us are not the senda monster's bitches.

Falkie has been living rent free in your brain for so long I'd be worried about adverse possession.  He at least has rights to an easement.

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on November 02, 2016, 06:30:00 AM
To quote the Wolf:  "Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet!"

Falkie said he had to use lots and lots of butter to eat his broccoli and cauli, he buys half a pound at a time.

At least he is having vegetables with his butter instead of lard.  I think this at least calls for longing glances at each other's dicks.

It's nice to see Senda buying cauliflower and broccoli.  He really should by fresh stuff instead of the frozen, he'll get a lot more for his money. 

Circle plus Justin:  Please don't pass this on to your master.  I know no good deed goes unpunished, but I don't feel like getting chastised today.

Page 1776.  I'm thinking of signing a Declaration of Independence from Falkie.

Quote from: onan on November 01, 2016, 12:01:40 PM
This really is an ignorance and apathy situation.

The two things BellGab excels at!  Well actually just the ignorance thing.  We're passionate about ignorance, not apathetic!

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on November 01, 2016, 08:56:43 AM
I think the same about the Starfighter. 

I'm sure both have the glide ratio of a stick.

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on October 31, 2016, 06:56:02 PM
Ah, #793, a true Falkie classic.  The legitimacy of Senda.  I do wonder though, how in the world do you fall twenty feet out of a moving truck?  Was it in a parking garage?

Ahhh...a forgotten gem.  Notice the classical acting training shine through at the 5:12 mark when he writhes in pain.  What talent.