George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Rico999]

The next project for Norry Enterprises is a pay-day company loan for Coast listeners.  This will be set up on the internet and will be Paracash.com.  When you go boo-hoo, we will fund you!  To lower your interest rate on the loan from fifty percent, just enter the code word Norry.  It is free to apply, but if you decide to get the money, it will cost you.

Ding Ding Ding!   I'm sure the wheels are turning in Dave's "brain" right now....

He'll make so much offa this he'll finally be able to quit flying coach....

[popple]

Did Tom act like a tough guy in front of the baby? Crossed arms and shades on. Ready to protect Jorch at all costs if it dares make a move.

[Heather Wade]

Did Tom act like a tough guy in front of the baby? Crossed arms and shades on. Ready to protect Jorch at all costs if it dares make a move.

That is exactly what I pictured.

[ACE of CLUBS]

Did Tom act like a tough guy in front of the baby? Crossed arms and shades on. Ready to protect Jorch at all costs if it dares make a move.

If you've ever been a 'fight club' type .....
Many of those large intimidating types have used their stature as a defense.  Many don't know how to fight, and can be 'tipped over' very easily ...... it's always a pleasure to tip one over.

[SaucyRossy]

Did Tom act like a tough guy in front of the baby? Crossed arms and shades on. Ready to protect Jorch at all costs if it dares make a move.

No, but word is he ate the baby's snacks.

[PB the Deplorable]

George is very generous.  He bough them each a turkey sandwich and a juice box.

And that baby was safe with George.  The first thing he thinks of in any disaster story is how the babies and little kids fared.  Even in the telling of his own encounter with molten hot pizza rolls, his first thought was what if someone had given one of them to a baby

[albrecht]

I was hoping someone from here would call in and ask "if it was a 'mean baby'?"

[ItsOver]

No, but word is he ate the baby's snacks.

Jorge ain't afraid of no baby.  Mean or not.

[PB the Deplorable]

You blokes got room for a baby back there?

[NoMoreNoory]

From last night's show:
"there was a little baby on the flight between me and Tom who was just crying and crying. I've had children so was immune but Tommy hasn't." (slightly paraphrased from recall) Good Lord. That baby is now going to become a "mean baby" for sure. And how did a "baby" get a seat in the middle of two strangers (and I mean strange) mean on a flight? How did baby fit and aren't babies usually sat with at least one of it's parents? Bizarre. I really feel sorry for the baby; it will now grow up "mean."
-GNS

I'd cry if I was sitting between those two. I heard this and it struck me as a typically weird and uncomfortable Dave slice-of-life story. 'Immune' was weird, like babies are a disease. And I was puzzled by 'between', but I think this was just another example of him being unable to employ the English language. No airline is going to seat a baby between strangers, so he obviously didn't mean 'between' at all. Probably 'near', in front of' or 'across the aisle from' or something. Ignorance.
Now Art is back, he isn't funny to me anymore, just an incompetent cretin.

[guitardog]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T30ltYfSzRc

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I'd cry if I was sitting between those two. I heard this and it struck me as a typically weird and uncomfortable Dave slice-of-life story. 'Immune' was weird, like babies are a disease. And I was puzzled by 'between', but I think this was just another example of him being unable to employ the English language. No airline is going to seat a baby between strangers, so he obviously didn't mean 'between' at all. Probably 'near', in front of' or 'across the aisle from' or something. Ignorance.
Now Art is back, he isn't funny to me anymore, just an incompetent cretin.

Here's what I think.  George likes the window seat so he can look down on all his listeners (literally and figuratively) and doesn't have to deal with the annoying attendants and lowlifes on the airplane walking back and forth, while Tommy needs to be on the aisle seat so he can make frequent trips to the bathroom (since he's potentially diabetic) and can't maneuver his girth through the seats very well.  In between them was a hapless parent holding her child, or perhaps an entire family but George simplified by saying there was a baby between them.

[ACE of CLUBS]

Tom in a window seat may put the plane 'out of balance' ......

[coaster]

Sitting between dave and tommy... Imagine the body odor.

[ShayP]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T30ltYfSzRc

Ha! She stuck him out and in Noory's patented style quickly dismissed her.

[popple]

No, but word is he ate the baby's snacks.

Mmmmmmm... cheerios? A little too heart healthy for Tommy though.

[ItsOver]

Sitting between dave and tommy... Imagine the body odor.

With Dave yelping "mommy!" after every air pocket, reaching for Tommy's hand.

[Dateline]

Sitting between dave and tommy... Imagine the body odor.

There are drop down masks to address that.

[grizpsych]

If you've ever been a 'fight club' type .....
Many of those large intimidating types have used their stature as a defense.  Many don't know how to fight, and can be 'tipped over' very easily ...... it's always a pleasure to tip one over.

Whatever tough guy.

[Deeyeennoveeyetee E.]

"Bob, around the world, for years, people have been hearing these loud, silent-type humming sounds. Well, not silent, but… .....uhh.."

GNS indeed.

[21st Century Man]

"Bob, around the world, for years, people have been hearing these loud, silent-type humming sounds. Well, not silent, but… .....uhh.."

GNS indeed.

Don't tell me you are suffering this fool.  There is another show, y'know.

[Deeyeennoveeyetee E.]

The radio in my shop has dust in the dial. It's locked on KFI here in Southern California. This is more or less fine, until 10PM.... What's this other show you speak of? I just wish we could have Art Bell back.

[21st Century Man]

The radio in my shop has dust in the dial. It's locked on KFI here in Southern California. This is more or less fine, until 10PM.... What's this other show you speak of? I just wish we could have Art Bell back.

Art Bell is back.  On your pc.  Go to Artbell.com but the show is over now.  Hoagland is on the stream now. Art's show runs from 9-12 PDT. Open lines is tomorrow night.

[michio]

I finished listening to Mr. Art Bell. Awesome. I turn on 'The Georgie sNoory Show' for laughs, and I hear TGNS playing The Cars 'Drive' as bumper music. It's the same song Art was playing earlier in his MitD show. Coincidence or sNoory being his usual self, a PremRat AssHat? You decide.

[21st Century Man]

Wow, what a jarring contrast.  Listening to Jorch after Art really shows what an inept interviewer Noory is.

[21st Century Man]

Noory is up to no good. If you look at GNoory's profile here on bellgab, he changed his last active status to hidden.  He's lurking, waiting to pounce.

[PB the Deplorable]

I finished listening to Mr. Art Bell. Awesome. I turn on 'The Georgie sNoory Show' for laughs, and I hear TGNS playing The Cars 'Drive' as bumper music. It's the same song Art was playing earlier in his MitD show. Coincidence or sNoory being his usual self, a PremRat AssHat? You decide.

It must be a coincidence, because George said he wasn't going to be an ass-hat this time

[21st Century Man]

Noory has a new book coming out.  It will be called Lurker In The Dark.

[21st Century Man]

Ack.  Not this lousy version It Ain't Me, Babe.  I love Johnny Cash but this Dylan cover sucks as much as Jorch.

[21st Century Man]

Jorch thinks demons are causing spontaneous human combustion.