20130918 - Jonathan Reed - Alien In Freezer - New Information

[Jake]

Haha. I feel bad for the little alien.

[steelbot]

i don't really see a problem with what you're doing because the chat capability isn't a primary element of what you're doing over there.  the person i complained about was inviting people to a chat room where art bell happened to be playing.  that, i felt, was too much.

Thanks MV for your understand, and I appreciate all the folks on here making Art's Return a welcomed one!

-I am really just having hard time with Art dragging this guys story along!

[Sumthins Goin On]

He said I didn't want it to hurt anyone else so he brought it in. Then he says it is just dead meat and want's to put it in the refrigerator. Which story is true?

[SaucyRossy]

"Not throwing up or filling my pants"

Bahahahha

[Xtreme1]

Fill my pants! what a pussy!!

[SgtRocko]

Reed's first instincts are to put a dead dog and a dead alien in his freezer.

NOTE TO SELF: Do NOT accept Thanksgiving invites to Reed's home.  Or allow him to bring a hot dish to my Super Bowl party

[PrairieGhost]

Truth or not how freaking awesome is this show tonight?

[George Drooly]

Must be hard to live with a lie and actively deceive people for 17 years. The money must be rolling in.

Every politician who ever lived, etc

[Sumthins Goin On]

This story is so much anal discharge....

[SgtRocko]

Truth or not how freaking awesome is this show tonight?

I'm loving it!

[SnapT]

Truth or not how freaking awesome is this show tonight?

Lovin' it!  Classic Bell, remastered.

[SaucyRossy]

You know the rationale he's using is interesting.

[NoMoreNoory]

Reed says he 'literally' opened his freezer and put the alien in it. How exactly would you do that figuratively or metaphorically?

[anunnaki]

Just dumped Art & his Old Hoaxer and switched to Ground Zero - Clyde Lewis- MK ULTRA tonight !

[popple]

"Not throwing up or filling my pants"

Bahahahha

We have to believe him because who would admit to such embarrassing things?


LOL

[Sardondi]

Why not call the law, Doc? "I had killed something. I didn't know if there was some sort of legality to this"

BWAAAAHAAAAHAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!

That's right, Doc. It's well known that many people have gone to prison for killing aliens.

[popple]

Reed says he 'literally' opened his freezer and put the alien in it. How exactly would you do that figuratively or metaphorically?

"I literally said help me. My dog has been killed. I'm sick...."

He also talked about literally picking up the alien and carrying it. I think he likes that word.

[PrairieGhost]

Just dumped Art & his Old Hoaxer and switched to Ground Zero - Clyde Lewis- MK ULTRA tonight !

Later... have fun with it!

[Sumthins Goin On]

He just shipped his pants..

We have to believe him because who would admit to such embarrassing things?


LOL

[CoherentBlast]

This sounds like an elaborate story to cover the fact he killed his dog

[SgtRocko]

Just dumped Art & his Old Hoaxer and switched to Ground Zero - Clyde Lewis- MK ULTRA tonight !

Since he's now competing with Art, will Lewis go back to talking about weird/arcane stuff or just go completely full-out Alex Jones political?

[shell88]

He'd fit right into an old folks home among people with a paranoid psychosis . 

[midnight]

Didn't the Skin Walker Ranch have some really weird, unbelievable stories too? 

[ziznak]

yeah i must say.  I'm at my girls place and theres 4 people around me during most of the show so far... every person has made comments about the show and started to intently listening.  I explained a little bit about the guest being a liar and a little bit about Art being THE BEST BROADCASTER IN HISTORY... but yeah.  Arts wormhole is sucking in fans and ex c2c fans especially I'm sure like nobodys beeeeeznisss.

[PrairieGhost]

Didn't the Skin Walker Ranch have some really weird, unbelievable stories too?

I would love Art to do a show about the skin walker ranch.

[Sardondi]

"I literally said help me. My dog has been killed. I'm sick...."

He also talked about literally picking up the alien and carrying it. I think he likes that word.

Yeah, earlier he "literally was torn apart" by the event. Sounds like "I do not think that word means what you think it means."

[SgtRocko]

This sounds like an elaborate story to cover the fact he killed his dog

"um... dude, why is there a dead dog in your freezer"

"Ummmm... err... hit it with my carrrrr... errr... ALIENS! A bowel-emptying ALIEN did it, not me, nossiree Bob, not me.  Darn alien critter. I have FILM!  Okay it looks suspiciously like a sock puppet, but it's really an ALIEN.  Klatu Barada Alpo!"

[Chine]

I had a brief but similar thought.

Yeah, I noticed that as well.

[lava filling]

Why not call the law, Doc? "I had killed something. I didn't know if there was some sort of legality to this"

BWAAAAHAAAAHAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!

That's right, Doc. It's well known that many people have gone to prison for killing aliens.

LOL!  That's the same line of reasoning Bugs used when he shot his Bigfoot(s?) and buried them without telling anyone.  I don't think anyone could possibly confuse this alien with a real human being, and if they could, we have more important questions to be asking about Reed right now.

[steelbot]

Now he sounds like the guy that killed a "bigfoot" and burried it cause they didn't "know" what they'd killed.