20151120 - Art Bell Open Lines - Live Show Chat

[trostol]

Just Art.

nah for a while there he was pretty much calling for us to nuke the Middle East

[Dr_Blue]

[trostol]

really..educational shows like the Walking Dead..such an awful show lol

[Barfly]

Don't cuddle? You're a monster.

Men are forced to cuddle after ejaculation, they just want to either sleep, or go to the bar and watch sports with guy friends.
Sorry i let the truth out guys, i broke the man code of secrets

[Dr. MD MD]

I think Hoagie should really do it! Men To Old Men 

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

You want to see some weird shit, look up the "computed goto" in COBOL

LOL - (fortran reference) "ALTER"
How 'bout these allowed statements:
" DIVIDE TOTAL BY NUMBER GIVING PRO-RATA REMAINDER RESIDUE."
"SORT PEOPLE-FILE ON KEY SSN."
"PERFORM UNTIL END-OF-WORK-DAY"
"STOP RUN"

IF ends with a dot (period character) (though, an ENDIF verb has been added in Cobol-85). Move a dot in a IF statement until the program compiles and have lot's of fun watching your fellow programmers hunt this bug.

[GravitySucks]

Men are forced to cuddle after ejaculation, they just want to either sleep, or go to the bar and watch sports with guy friends.
Sorry i let the truth out guys, i broke the man code of secrets

You probably told her about Fight Club too

[Rocky4228]

really..educational shows like the Walking Dead..such an awful show lol

Heretic!

[Zzzzillion]

Men are forced to cuddle after ejaculation, they just want to either sleep, or go to the bar and watch sports with guy friends.
Sorry i let the truth out guys, i broke the man code of secrets

See me at the next meeting.

[Sandra Kristen]

Men are forced to cuddle after ejaculation, they just want to either sleep, or go to the bar and watch sports with guy friends.
Sorry i let the truth out guys, i broke the man code of secrets

I'll never understand this. Cuddling is awesome, especially after sex. PLUS it allows him to recharge and go again!

[Rocky4228]

Men are forced to cuddle after ejaculation, they just want to either sleep, or go to the bar and watch sports with guy friends.
Sorry i let the truth out guys, i broke the man code of secrets

Pff.  I'm Down To Cuddle.

[Dr_Blue]

[Dr. MD MD]

You probably told her about Fight Club too

Everyone always breaks that rule.

[Barfly]

You probably told her about Fight Club too

Be quiet about that.

[Sandra Kristen]

It kind of looks like Hoaxland

[FLLFlash]

i think i know this caller lol..or he sounds like some other Canadian i know..

So... that's so cool, eh?

(Time for another Labatt's.)

[Sandra Kristen]

You probably told her about Fight Club too

What... is... this... fight club?

[norland2424]

I'll never understand this. Cuddling is awesome, especially after sex. PLUS it allows him to recharge and go again!

then god blessed the male flock with little blue pills lol, you only cuddle those who you love, the others ones not so much lol

[trostol]

Heretic!

so be it...have to see how the show after it goes along...and find and get Man in the High Castle

[Dr_Blue]

I'll never understand this. Cuddling is awesome, especially after sex. PLUS it allows him to recharge and go again!

bwhahahaha........."recharge".    "Sir, would You mind hurrying up and recharging? "

[Barfly]

Pff.  I'm Down To Cuddle.

No, you are FORCED to.

[JamesMcDonald]

omg I wish I still was a fan of him so I could enjoy this picture.

You can still hate.  Let the hate flow through you, Sandra!   Only your hatred can destroy him!   

[norland2424]

No, you are FORCED to.

are you saying he was cuddle raped?

[ShayP]

I'll never understand this. Cuddling is awesome, especially after sex. PLUS it allows him to recharge and go again!

I agree with you.  Barfly and I have our own philosophies.

[Barfly]

bwhahahaha........."recharge".    "Sir, would mind hurrying up and recharging? "

Just hand her the Hitachi and go to the bar

[starrmtn001]

are you saying he was cuddle raped?

LOL!  God, Norland, you're going great tonight!

[JamesMcDonald]

LOL - (fortran reference) "ALTER"
How 'bout these allowed statements:
" DIVIDE TOTAL BY NUMBER GIVING PRO-RATA REMAINDER RESIDUE."
"SORT PEOPLE-FILE ON KEY SSN."
"PERFORM UNTIL END-OF-WORK-DAY"
"STOP RUN"

IF ends with a dot (period character) (though, an ENDIF verb has been added in Cobol-85). Move a dot in a IF statement until the program compiles and have lot's of fun watching your fellow programmers hunt this bug.

I like COBOL.

"The statistics that surround COBOL attest to its huge influence upon the business world. There are over 220 billion lines of COBOL in existence, a figure which equates to around 80% of the world's actively used code. There are estimated to be over a million COBOL programmers in the world today. Most impressive perhaps, is that 200 times as many COBOL transactions take place each day than Google searches - a figure which puts the influence of Web 2.0 into stark perspective. "

http://blog.codinghorror.com/cobol-everywhere-and-nowhere/

[21st Century Man]

Men are forced to cuddle after ejaculation, they just want to either sleep, or go to the bar and watch sports with guy friends.
Sorry i let the truth out guys, i broke the man code of secrets

I stopped watching sports when I was 25. I had it up to here with the whiny overpaid pussies going out on strike when they couldn't make that extra million.  Add the steroids on top of it and I was out of there.  Give me Babe Ruth, Ty Cobb,  or Pete Rose.  I never watched much football but liked to play it once in a while.  Usually I cuddle up with a good book after sex and then go to sleep.

[Dr. MD MD]

I was listening to C2C last night and Linda Moulton Howe was on. During the part where she inserts her questions in her interviews with witnesses she sounded like the Amy Martin app, only still like her. I swear it sounded like she made some sort of custom text to speech app with her voice but I could still hear the aliasing and unnaturally extended word parts sometimes. It was very distracting.

[GravitySucks]

LOL - (fortran reference) "ALTER"
How 'bout these allowed statements:
" DIVIDE TOTAL BY NUMBER GIVING PRO-RATA REMAINDER RESIDUE."
"SORT PEOPLE-FILE ON KEY SSN."
"PERFORM UNTIL END-OF-WORK-DAY"
"STOP RUN"

IF ends with a dot (period character) (though, an ENDIF verb has been added in Cobol-85). Move a dot in a IF statement until the program compiles and have lot's of fun watching your fellow programmers hunt this bug.

In PL/I you could write some insane shit, there are no reserved words. It iis all context sensitive and you can implicitly declare variables, but if you don't, the compiler uses the old fortran rules for determining variable types using the first character of the variable.

So "if" can be the start of an if statement, or it could be a variable of type integer depending on how you used it.