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Midnight In The Desert

Started by Falkie2013, December 12, 2015, 01:13:40 AM


Quote from: chefist on April 30, 2018, 08:39:38 PM
Originally Horatio Wade?

Nah.  Look at those hands.   Hank.  Most definitely Hank Wade


chefist

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 30, 2018, 08:40:49 PM
Nah.  Look at those hands.   Hank.  Most definitely Hank Wade

Did Aldous sign an NDA?

weeberwubber

Quote from: dsz on April 30, 2018, 08:38:17 PM
She has transitioned to begin homesteading off the grid in Montana. Plenty of chickens for her to sacrifice. But don't enter the shed when they are alone together.

So she moved into the cluckshed?

HumanBeing

Quote from: ponyboysunset on April 30, 2018, 05:49:41 PM
Nice! Turns out I am probably wrong. But it was a fun hour or so. Just a really masculine women.

The HW insider got to you.
;D

Catsmile

Quote from: bellNwhistle on April 30, 2018, 07:57:48 PM
His face is really just a tad young looking. Decent body, but young. He’s probably in his mid-20’s  ;D
I’ve always liked them a tad older than myself.

Ten sheep? Really? Wow. I honestly had no idea.

Yes, many yards of wool go into skirts and kilts of that style. I felt just as "fem" wearing one made for a man, as the one made for a woman. Loved the giant brass safety pin on the ladies kilt er skirt. Even nice wool makes me hot and itchy. <mild allergies>

# BestWay2GetOverFeelingOldIz2FeelSomethingYoung

Catsmile

Quote from: bellNwhistle on April 30, 2018, 07:58:55 PM
I am actually a female. It’s just weird to be called a woman. Makes me sound ancient.

😆😂

# What Would Being Called Girl Do 4 U

Hells Mole

Quote from: Catsmile on April 30, 2018, 08:32:03 PM
Looks like a skirt, wears like a skirt. Therefore it must be a kilt. Rename a skirt, to kilt and its a garment made for a man to wear, and acceptable. Call it a skirt, its a red flag if a man wears it. Therefore women wearing a kilt, need to call it a skirt making it gender appropriate. Ridiculous is a naming convention that makes the same swath of cloth acceptable, or not acceptable for a specific gender to wear.

I completely agree.  I think anyone should be able to wear anything, basically.  I mean cross-dressing by definition is wearing the clothing of the opposite gender.  Consider that women now wear every single type and style of clothing imaginable.  There is even "boy cut" and "boy style" sections in women's clothing aisles.  Therefore there is nothing that a man can wear that isn't also woman's clothing thereby making it impossible for females to cross-dress and men as a result must thereby always be cross-dressing no matter what they wear.

IamNegan

Quote from: starramus on April 30, 2018, 08:22:44 PM
Breaking news....this just in from Fox News Heather Wade to commit  https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-14-2015/vyNnjt.mp4 on the air tonight!

It won't have quite the same effect if you can only hear her do it... ;)


chefist

Quote from: IamNegan on April 30, 2018, 08:59:18 PM
It won't have quite the same effect if you can only hear her do it... ;)

Jason Callan?

starramus

Quote from: IamNegan on April 30, 2018, 08:59:18 PM
It won't have quite the same effect if you can only hear her do it... ;)

Unfortunately only Artie reading the Art of Talk for 4.5 hours. Will Serta mattresses be advertising again?

Catsmile

Quote from: bellNwhistle on April 30, 2018, 08:04:00 PM
Growing up, I did the Highland Fling on many occasions for my church. It was *by far* my favorite routine. Quite the workout, too.

Oh come on.. doesn’t it make a man feel sexy though? A little?  ;)

Only when I wear Opera length 10 denier sheer, Fully Fashioned Seemed Stocking, Cuban heel, keyhole welts, with 4½" stilettos.    ;)

dsz

Quote from: Catsmile on April 30, 2018, 08:44:18 PM
# What Would Being Called Girl Do 4 U

That reminds me of all the cliche phrases on 90's talk shows. "You go girl!" :D Speaking of 90's talk shows... You know Sally Jesse Raphael has radio experience and isn't doing squat. Sally... are you willing to discuss the paranormal?


Catsmile

Quote from: ItsTelly on April 30, 2018, 08:04:53 PM
I'm pretty sure it was fluoride starting in the early 60's....look around...everything has pretty much gone to shit since then and appears to be accelerating at an accelerating pace.

They don't make men like they used to.

Telly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeX6_vNC8b0

Sean92008

Has anybody heard Late Night in the Midlands since Heather started acting up? I'm curious what his take has been.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: weeberwubber on April 30, 2018, 01:51:34 PM
Midnight in the cuckshed, vocal fry across the sky,
Promises of live shows will take us on a ride,
Filled up the bong, Searching for the troof,
Will there be a show tomorrow, will the stalker rain fire on you?

Midnight in the cuckshed, and we're listenin', oooooo, Heather where are you?

Midnight in the cuckshed, 100 yards to the left and you're an au pair,
It was the space of your mentor, but he's no longer there.
As the days to live shows quicken, are the gravestones all designed,
Have we lost our subscribers? Have the sponsors paid their last dime?

And we're listenin', ooooh, we're listening for you,
We're listening for you Heather, oooooo, if the stone is approved Who's gunna tell you.


For your listening pleasure:

Bluejay

Quote from: ItsTelly on April 30, 2018, 07:47:29 PM

Hell, I'm sure Noory has his groupies with their old boat Cadillacs, blue hair and an oxygen tanks: Wanna take a ride?

Telly




Cucksheds will be going up all over America when that baby hits #1 on Billboard


Taco Bell

Quote from: chefist on April 30, 2018, 09:35:06 PM
I smell Grammy.

I was just going to say that exact same thing.

When's the tour?

chefist

Quote from: Taco Bell on April 30, 2018, 09:38:20 PM
I was just going to say that exact same thing.

When's the tour?

I'll be the obnoxious agent... what will you play?

How did he not break out laughing? Ha 😁

Taco Bell

Quote from: chefist on April 30, 2018, 09:39:22 PM
I'll be the obnoxious agent... what will you play?

I'm proficient on guitar and bass. I have my own gear too.

chefist


K_Dubb

Oh lord help me!  File under "Appendix"

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