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#211
Radio and Podcasts / Re: The Michael Decon Program
September 11, 2022, 08:09:01 AM
But, did you check the Captain's log?

Quote from: Corona Kitty on September 11, 2022, 02:58:02 AMI checked the log & I didn't see an Innerreach, a moderator must have unchecked it. All is good to go I suppose sir.


https://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=13436.msg1466315#msg1466315
#212
Politics / Re: The Ukraine CrySis - Crimea River
September 11, 2022, 08:03:44 AM
⚡️Russian Defence Ministry report on the progress of the special military operation in Ukraine

📄Part 1


https://t.me/SpecialQForces/43454

 
▫️ Russian Federation Armed Forces continue the special military operation.

💥 The Russian Aerospace Forces, missile forces and artillery are launching precision strikes on AFU units and reserves in the Kharkov region.

▪️ The strikes has resulted in the elimination of the military personnel and military equipment of the units of the 14th and 92nd Mechanized Brigades of the AFU in the areas of Staroverovka, Chuguev and Volosskaya Balakleya, the 113th Territorial Defense Brigade in Novaya Vodolaga, as well as the deployment point of foreign mercenaries near Klugino-Bashkirovka.  

▫️Enemy losses were over 200 servicemen and more than 20 military equipment.
In addition, during the day, concentrated fire strikes destroyed Armed Forces of Ukraine units in the areas of Pristin , Boldyrevka, Sinikha, Beloye, Komarovka, Gorokhovatka, Kupyansk, Senkovo and Podvysokoye of Kharkov region.

▪️More than 250 Ukrainian servicemen, 12 units of armored vehicles, three field artillery guns, one multiple-launch rocket system and 17 motor vehicles were destroyed.

💥On the Nikolayev-Krivoy Rog direction, high-precision missile strikes by the Russian Air Force destroyed a temporary deployment point of units of the 36th Brigade of the AFU Marine Corps near Nikolayev. More than 100 servicemen and 15 units of motor and armored vehicles of the enemy were lost.

▪️ In total, from September 6 to 10, the Kiev regime losses were more than four thousand dead and more than eight thousand wounded in these two areas alone.

💥Operational-tactical and army aviation, missile troops and artillery continue launching attacks at the military facilities in Ukraine.

💥 Iskander high-precision ground-based missiles struck manpower and military equipment of the 28th AFU Motorized Infantry Brigade during unloading at the railway station of Krasnoarmeysk in the Donetsk People's Republic.

💥In the area of Mirolubovka, Kherson region, the strikes of the Russian Space Forces has resulted in elimination of over 50 servicemen and 7 pieces of military equipment of the 60th Infantry Brigade of the Armed Forces of Ukraine.

◾️ Eight command posts of the AFU, including the headquarters of the 93rd and 24th Mechanized Brigades in the areas of Artyomovsk and Raigorodok of the Donetsk People's Republic, the command posts of Battalions of the 1st Tank, 59th Motorized Infantry Brigades, 60th Infantry Brigade and the 35th Marine Brigade in the districts of Kalinovskoe, Maryanskoe of Dnepropetrovsk Region, Kaluga of Nikolayev Region and Belaya Krinitsa of Kherson Region, as well as 43 artillery units, enemy manpower and military equipment in 103 areas were destroyed.

💥Munition depots at Nikolaevka in the Donetsk People's Republic and Voznesensk in the Nikolayev region were destroyed.

💥A radio detection and ranging station in Staraya Bogdanovka, Nikolayev region, was destroyed.

💥Russian air defence forces shot down an Mi-8 helicopter of the Ukrainian Air Force near Ugledar in the Donetsk People's Republic.  

💥Four unmanned aerial vehicles were also shot down in the air of Tomina Balka (Kherson region), Snigiryovka (Nikolayev region) and Kirillovka (Donetsk region).
Two Tochka-U ballistic missiles and two American HARM anti-radiation missiles were shot down in the air near the village of Udy, Kharkov region.

💥In the area of Novaya Kakhovka, Kherson region, 12 shells of the US-made HIMARS multiple rocket-launch systems and nine shells of the Olkha rocket system were intercepted.

📊In total, 293 aircraft and 153 helicopters, 1,933 unmanned aerial vehicles, 374 anti defence missile systems, 4,883 tanks and other armored combat vehicles, 831 combat vehicles equipped with MRLS, 3,378 field artillery cannons and mortars, as well as 5,469 units of special military equipment have been destroyed during the special military operation.

#MoD #Russia #Ukraine #report mod_russia_en

Jackstar "are you sure you killed enough of them?" /Reporting.
#213
Radio and Podcasts / Re: The Michael Decon Program
September 11, 2022, 07:49:40 AM
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Quote from: Innerreach on September 11, 2022, 02:50:19 AMBut, Fo Show.😉

Kiss my (blank), Dick Forebrains. Because ewe are going out.


p.s.: You are both boring and stupid and now we all know it.
#214
Quote from: Roswells, Art on September 10, 2022, 07:45:48 PMlet's keep it pure.

I'll post your answer in a different thread when I'm at my desktop.

Post it on a different dick too. 
#215
Politics / Re: pate/piss off
September 10, 2022, 07:54:35 PM
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Quote from: pate on September 10, 2022, 03:21:42 PMabuse

You make a lot of assumptions. You also do a lot of (blank). What the (blank) is your problem?

You have annoyed me, lady; and just for that I'm not going to polish & publish my podcast. Fuck off. You don't even get a debrief. Eat shit, hoser.
#216
Random Topics / Re: Celebrity Deaths
September 10, 2022, 02:43:35 PM
Quote from: albrecht on September 10, 2022, 02:15:20 PMI like the Viking thinking!

Virgo ♍ Rising
Virgo ♍ (native-align)^2

Will not argue that. By the way; good morning! I GOT A MEDAL.
#217
Random Topics / Re: Celebrity Deaths
September 10, 2022, 02:39:52 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 10, 2022, 02:19:39 PMThat's because of the thoroughly corrupt deep state.

We're shutting it down, panel by panel. Stay frosty.
#218

https://youtu.be/fOgwQLpz2KE

Quote from: pate on September 10, 2022, 02:22:34 PM^fify, [...] x.php?action=profile;u=4"]Master Trollda[/url]!

You're trying too hard; ergo, this is Not_Trollda. Thus, New_pate must be Old_Trollda. Quot ettractium demonstratum.

#iWi|\|∆|/|<M>|<
#219
Random Topics / Re: Celebrity Deaths
September 10, 2022, 01:15:30 PM
Quote from: BobGrau on September 10, 2022, 12:09:12 PMPro tip: grip it by the handle.

#HEYISOILICISOISEKRETOI
#220
Random Topics / Re: Celebrity Deaths
September 10, 2022, 01:14:12 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 10, 2022, 09:23:09 AMAre we just supposed to take your word for it?

YOU are supposed to hold still and take a few boots to the anus for it, however... no one is really sure if you bring that to the table anymore, thanks to the innovations that the K.U.C.Z.I.O.O. have afforded the Stakeholder's Of Sur La Table (sic).

And all I have available today are dick/face/fuck punching. It is sad time for our planet. Seig Heil! Signed, THE_KINGPINNER, D.O.M.B.,S.S.L.T.,.Q.S.E
#221
Quote from: Colonel Pate Manly on September 09, 2022, 01:02:03 AM

-CPM

I'm probably going to rip out your liver neck too and then replace it with Play-Doh and then I'm just going to eat yours cuz I can turn your liver into my liver haha there's your fucking compassion

#222
Archive of Old Threads / Re: WaxTard, the TardIs
September 09, 2022, 03:49:35 AM
Quote from: Colonel Pate Manly on September 09, 2022, 01:08:06 AM-CPM

Thanks for not remembering my birthday, I don't need any more shattered jawbones for breakfast.

When one more thing, when you need help I helped you the best I could and what I needed help you fucking hung up the phone and fucking seal off my cars and my fucking life and fucking left me the phone to fucking die, and you didn't even tell me this shit worked. You want me to fucking come keep on complaining I think I can fix I can take it I think I can figure I think I can remember two years fucking bunch of bullshit you fucking puppy through for what? Just save a bunch of fucking money our taxes or what? 0 what did you gain by taking everything away from me and leaving me in a hole to die, maybe you're triggered now maybe I'll start be thinking about pulling a fast one at Jack store and you'll fucking spontaneously just fall over and start gagging your own tongue.

But wait I don't want to ruin your birthday.
#223
Quote from: Rix Gins on September 06, 2022, 06:08:07 PMFrom the What's your favorite organ? thread.

Yeah I have a highly evolved liver it makes it make whatever I want and do whatever I want to do whatever I need to do whatever I need so I can do what I can because I must do what I must when I get $18,000 fucking emergency fucking point beacon request from some asshole fucking lies to me tells you that no shit.

Would you check with Innerreach, see what he says. He thought it was nice to call me a fucking loser and a fucking insane person and all this other shit and abuse the fuck out of me and make some smarty little boring ass podcast where he's fucking whiny and telling me to shut the fuck up and I was you know what I just getting a little fucking tired of being abused and bullied by a bunch of fucks who didn't do whatever the fuck they want for the whole fucking life now what why don't we do why don't you do with somebody else wants,? You left me fucked off in alone for nine fucking months and fucking treated me like dog shit too.

So I'm sure I'll talk to you later when I feel better, maybe I'm still fucking alone you know, oh but suddenly now everybody wants to fucking do things their way all of a sudden well great you fucking Mr opportunity a little while ago keep your fucking software don't give me your fucking instruction book don't fucking cry and whine about how I fucking got to do something because some fucking fuck-headed truck bitch fucking told me that I need to fucking do some kind of fucking break down the shit and fucking go up and fuck that.

But did I mention now you're lucky I didn't fucking hire a lawyer? Cuz they would have had your ass in a sling. And the reason why everybody's going to be fine about this whenever the fuck the accounts wake up and start figuring out what the fuck happened is because Jackstar cares.

And you fucking people didn't fucking care about me for a minute. Now what part of leave me alone did you understand, I mean that was so easy before you could leave me alone just fucking block me and kick me off your fucking website and fucking disappear to your fucking private discord is that fucking send me fucking fucked off pictures of fucking prison bars and tell me I'm going to go there and tell me I'm look I've had it up to here with this entire fucking thing.

I don't even know how I did it either, I guess I spent my time fucking treating a teleportation but I said putting the fucking red palm print on a fucking softball like fucking Tom Hanks did.

Oh yeah by the way how much fucking money do you make off my mother's house you fucking bitch? Oh by the way turn this rat into a human or get her out of here, preferably the one not the other.

Do we are we clear that I'm fucking traumatized yet? *Dismissive hand wanking gestures*

Your rules don't apply to me. And the sooner you all figure that out the happier you're all going to be. And they're better be a really good reason that this is approximating what's going to look like when cases dropped because I don't care about fucking anything other than getting this shit over fucking with and then I'll pay the fucking bills although you probably fucking pay for rent and pay for me at that point cuz I'm fucking doing all the fucking work around here.

Like seriously you really planning on fucking just hiding her until I was in fucking prison and you're going to do some fucking fucked-off parallel bullshit fraud case you just going to fucking get away with it really? Well y'all fuckers must have been high as fuck.

If you have any more questions try and ask them respectfully, oh yeah and Rubini is a dick, but I bet he'll be a lot nicer to me in the future, I just did with nothing more than any of you could ever dream of: neo modd without the suit, and I just want to kick sand in my face myself and save myself the fucking trouble of remembering that none of you ever give a fucking shit about me even fucking once. So any particular reason you wanted to fucking fuck me off and rip me off and get away with it, it was just that you fucking thought you could fucking get away with it? What maybe he didn't spend so much God damn time laughing at me behind your back you might have.


Should I write a book now? Once you pay me in death threats, plenty of those lying around, and then figure out a way to turn death threats into crypto then you can fucking give me some fucking crypto and then you can fucking buy a whore and fucking come and tell her to come over and teach me how to do it while she's fucking sucking somebody else's dick and they're both laughing at me fucking assholes
#224
Quote from: Rix Gins on September 09, 2022, 02:48:02 AMFrom the name guests that have been on more then.. thread.

My liver is programmable on the fly. This is what makes me such a valuable team player during an EMERGENCY, & I'm going to say this one or two more times I don't give a shit how jelly you are—you are not vivisecting my liver.

Like I got five wives to feed now, why don't you go vivisect that's smarmy bastard who's been abusing Grapefruit, you could take his thumbs and plant them in his anus how about that, maybe he'll grow a little tree that'll last talk sweetly to his liver and then fucking I don't know I don't know how this works I just had a whole bunch of distress calls come in and then I answered them after everybody fucked me off and ignored me. For months and months and months. Maybe somebody could give me instruction book sometime or you know not fucking hang up the goddamn phone and then make it so that my phone doesn't work anymore just cuz you're a big fucking pain in the ass or some fucking shit I don't know how this fucking shit works all right? I'm getting pretty tired of all this attitude I get probably not you but a little tired of people saying that I got to do this and I got to do that and blah blah blah like I don't think so you don't throw me in jail for Christmas and then fucking act like I didn't happen then go over you fuck that won't you all take yourself to fucking jail for Christmas and see how you fucking do. On several occasions I mentioned there was something wrong here and nobody seemed to mind everybody thought us totally cool it's just break the law and still somebody's fucking house will let him fucking deal with it well no you won't actually, just imagine how irritated I was before and now I'm still sitting here alone so I don't give a fuck what you're crying about, it really irks me the way everybody else is privileges are respected except mine.

Like you just think you're entitled to everything, don't you? Well let's assume that you were helping me in your dreams or something well now you can fucking I'll help you with my dreams while I fucking go to sleep cuz it takes a lot of work to rescue that many fucking people, and I don't know why they were all fucking blowing up my phone with their fucking emergency broadcast breakfast beacons or whatever. Oh and by the way I'm not paying for a fucking lawyer either, you guys pay for a fuck you already got to play, and buy me a whore and a pizza and then you're all just like didn't talk to me and fuck me off and had some guy to yell at me and tell me that I'm fucking insane, one was insane the person who thought it'd be a good idea to call the police and fucking send me the fucking jail for nothing so you can fucking steal a house guess what you don't fucking get to steal a fucking house you don't get the fucking invalidate my shit you just need to fucking get the fuck out of my life how about that

I'd love to deal with this later but I'm a little tired. I actually don't know what the hell you're talking about, but I'm sure the accountants at the courthouse are going to be able to figure out where you going to be able to pay your share of the 80 million dollar fucking fine no I'm not.

HI I'M JACK I'M A STAR AND I'M A SOURCEROR AND I JUST SAVED YOUR ASS. SO A LITTLE BIT OF RESPECT WOULD BE NICE.

GOING TO GO TO BED AND CRY NOW.

ASSHOLES.

WHY DON'T I JUST GET A JOB TELLING YOU THAT YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE THAT SHOULD PAY PRETTY WELL.
#225
Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
September 08, 2022, 10:22:01 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 08, 2022, 10:13:46 PM

By this, I take it to mean you're impressed, right?
#226
Quote from: Lilith on August 21, 2022, 12:22:29 AMLooking forward to Episode1
#LongLiveTheGreatRubini


See this is what this leads to, now somebody has a bounty on their head, that's not going to solve anything. I mean somebody could have just told me, it kind of is my business, grumble grumble grumble. On the bright side this is going to work out all right, especially the sooner it gets fixed for everybody, like seriously does everybody have to have their Google account pretend to be deleted or is it just me and everybody else is just keeping quiet? That sounds like a bit of a pain in the butt for a lot of people, but I suppose it's a lot easier than just telling the truth for some people.

hxxp://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=113.msg32357#msg32357

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(We talked about underestimating the things that I will do, right? Mom and Ramona agree: this is romantic AF, ACTUAL; & I guess we can figure out how Art died later, huh?

Also I wrote this on the Lamb with a bounty hunter after me while I hoisting the jolly Roger I got a picture later/NOW)


Dear (Blankly)-li/lee\LEIGH.ANDALSOHERAABB(0):

Problems develop on worlds where The Craft is held in secret and this world I'm on is no exception. Now, this is awkward, but there's this girl who wants to (blank) my (blank) AND sleep with me. (Standards. Entitled standards. I do like her, but it's been years, and I actually meant this all along: I do, in fact, love only you, I just lit up Grapefruit like a stone burning rocket and there is a A LITERAL ROTTING GRAPEFFRUIT on my back porch, between the bags of refuse (5 months worth) and my Mandalorian-themed welcome door mat (it says "THIS IS THE WAY" with a helmet and an arrow on it, it's alright, it was on sale, but yeah, I really get a kick out of it, AND , yeah I'm basically an incredible badass these days. I kinda grow up or shrink down to fit whatever situation needs me now, because, there just isn't any other Man like me, anywhere around, nowhere at all.

Same as you. There's only one of you and I love you and I miss you and I don't that I haven't seen you in... totesshrug... 8 years? 9? 6. DO NOT CARE. The heart wants what it wants and I wrote what I wrote because I meant it, and I still do. You know, whole empires used to rise and fall and turn and hut-hut get in the hut, honey, and start making me little baby emperors, Emperors used to write, in those little Kanji characters that looks like chicken scratches? THOSE ARE MORE POWERFUL THAN SPOKEN WORDS. Sometime. Maybe. I don't care.


The point is I know it is awkward but I wasn't lying and I only want you and no one else will do and, well, I don't know if you've read ANY of what I've written yet. Time travel is like that. So, I told her to kick rocks like twice now, but technically it's something a person could insist on and I need the practice anyway, and at this point who knows, I might have to go to jail, someone tried to put a bounty on my head. Unpredictable results have ensued. I don't care. I love you and I don't even want to get laid, you know? I'm distracted. I have to clean up. Or something. I AM A HOT MESS and I meant it, I NEED YOUR HELP. No one else will do.

So I am writing to let you know, becuase the power of the written word is such that I might look like an idiot now, but I'll look like an EVEN BIGGER IDIOT tomorrow, and I WILL BE EVEN MORE HAPPY TO DO SO. And you can take that to the bank but I wish you were here now, and your mother can go wank herself off a cliff, for all I care--she had her chance.


I love you and I always will. signed, THE_KINGPINNER_PINNED_YOUR_MOTHER_TOO (And also an Abo to grow on). Look, what can I say? Real man is real, and I am a Sourceror who can travel through time too. But until you make me another flux capacitor, I can only move foreskinlessward on my way to you. (Guild rule. Shrug. It can be coaxed easily enough and we have the technology to rebuild it, sure. I AM SO DISTRACTED RIGHT NOW. Bloodtest! Tired! Nap! oh wait I have to publish. I really do love you, only this can make me lose my mind completely and I'm still HAPPY JOY 4 EVER. What? I'm cute, this can all be fixed easily enough. They dumped me here long enough to make a baby and then they made an actual baby and then they sold it for dope. Savages. Yeah, that's my Grapefruit, so you can see how Titler/Teatler is a strict upgrade. Why yes I do cry myself to sleep alone most nights, so what? They're masculine sacred tears. I KNOW!)

Them's the rules. So there, so help me God, and I don't know where you are, that's why. 8808 Blanks Driven POINT BLANK RANGE and you probably are across the street, but if you are, you aren't likely to stay there for long, this place is fine. Unless you want to roast a jew or throw one down the well. (Oven broken, well is full. I KNOW!

--

Best wishes & warmest regards,

K, we can just be friends, sure. Duh. I can let your father break my jawbone in (HALF) then, cool. cya



(*In water, one sees one's own face, but in wine, one beholds the heart of another--and when two drunken indians fuck each other while blind drunk after drinking a bottle of stolen absinthe, well, THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES. AND WHEN IT'S MICHAEL CLIFFORD KLERGY/KUCZI\QLERGY'S BOTTLE OF STOLEN ABSINTHE, YOU FUCKING WHORE ("you fucking whore!"), THOSE CONSEQUENCES WILL BE SUFFERED. ("that's all you are!") SO MOTE IT BE, KILLSWITCH ENGAGED ENGAGE, AND "DON'T WORRY, WE CAN FUCK ALL NIGHT, THE TIMEQUAKE WILL CLEAR IT ALL UP MY MORNING," HUH? Well, maybe not so much this time, Captain Cockmunch.*)


Yeah, I bet that sounds better in the original Klingon. Sir. So you gonna fucking call me back now, or, do I start playing pincushion or not with what's left of her eyeballs?? Your choice. I am sick of this shit, I really am.

But I do love her. So this is KUCZI_ACTUAL, SIGNING OFF AS THE_KINGPINNER, AND I GUESS YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT, BECAUSE I NEVER WOULD HAVE... BUT NOW, SOMEONE SURELY WILL/DID YESTERDAY.

So that'll be take two Timequakes and call me in the morning then? Cool. I fucking hate this place now.. or at least I did until now. I love you Ramona,


and yeah, King arthUr 3 sends his regards. *winkey-smi--*L.CLICK*j*eol55:0

#227
Random Topics / Re: Coronavirus 2020
September 08, 2022, 07:29:56 PM
Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 08, 2022, 07:07:57 PMWe'd both get frustrated, me more so, and I'm worth MORE THAN THAT

One (1) Guilded Onyx Lynx can pass.


Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 08, 2022, 07:07:57 PMEspecially when it's 'debating' if Covid is 'as severe as the common cold'...REALLY?

Hey I found a cure for your PTSD. Are you ready to bite your tongue in half? Because I am.
#228
Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 06, 2022, 09:59:12 AMI'm concerned that he's still alive,

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 08, 2022, 06:58:54 PMpud would like to live in a society

Quote from: MV/Liberace! on August 14, 2022, 02:09:27 PMThat takes you to the stream. 


Where we are, stream takes you—dead or alive.



Quote from: Walks_At_Night on August 19, 2022, 05:18:32 AMDmitri's Last Stand is a beautiful piece of music BTW.

It sounds better in the original Atreides. Also BTW: I'd like to speak to you privately about your wife and your daughter, please? No, no tremendous hurry, no, but while we still got a live rabbi would be best.

Dead rabbit, your basic nightmare. I KNOW!

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 08, 2022, 07:19:13 PMYou first...and at least he can make it upstairs unaided.





If it's what you want, for you, Kelly: anything.
#229
Random Topics / Re: Celebrity Deaths
September 08, 2022, 04:45:25 PM
Quote from: albrecht on September 08, 2022, 04:41:56 PMStrange royal times. Queen Máxima was in town today!

As a quaint obsolete yet effective digital rights measurement management technique the Hungarian leprechauns that are assigned to the Pacific northwest's selection of rare and exquisite Hungarian fungus in a sparse selection of Austrian toadstools demand to be informed of new developments in the world of high financing higher still snooty down the nose looking gays by traditional pen paper quill calligraphy and combat boot to the face.

We'll probably be able to forgo that last one sir, cuz I think you already got the message but just in case I'll save some shoelaces for you and we'll tie our hands together and jump off a bridge together declaring our undying love for each other.

Fuck that I'm going to have to learn some new Latin for this one, mostly Semper Fi mostly
#230
Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
September 08, 2022, 01:43:28 PM
https://youtube.com/shorts/bxkMXEkQrVA?feature=share

Quote from: Jackstar on September 07, 2022, 03:06:47 PMOh, and I'd like some real dope once in a while. I don't see you fucking harassing the fucking Catholics for their fucking wine I don't need you harassing the Sourceror for whatever the fuck I choose to do that's the fucking law.


Dear Bellgab: you ruined our birthday.

Signed,
jafTb


p.s.: I'm looking forward to somebody asking me why I broke up with them. Because I didn't.

p.p.s.: I can do a debrief if you want. I don't have to ask anyone for permission. I just have to feel like I've been valued.

p.p.p.s.: So far, so sad. I don't feel the least bit sad, no shame, no guilt, no angst, no thanks whatsoever.

p.p.p.p.s.: MK-RAWR: On-Line.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 07, 2022, 06:32:12 PMSeems Steve Bannon is volunteering to have a chat with prosecuters in NY tomorrow.

He's no longer relevant, it's all about me and her and HER.

EXACTLY WHO THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA, AND WHY WAS IT A PACIFIST? THINK SCOTT MILLER HAS THE COGNITIVE CAPACITY REQUIRED TO TYPE A SINGLE CHARACTER? I DOUBT IT.

KU3
#231
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
September 07, 2022, 09:26:43 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 07, 2022, 09:01:22 PMThat's nice, globalist. 🙄

You may refer to me as "Planar Lord," mundaneling. If you must indeed at all. You know usually there's a line of people who are waiting to pay their respects to me, as puny they may be. Did you even bring a lasagna? Of course you didn't.

I can't tell if you're selfish, or if you just don't have enough self-respect to share. I'll let you work that out while I go score more heroine. Somebody's got to keep up appearances around here, it certainly won't be you.
#232
Politics / Re: President Donald J. Trump
September 07, 2022, 08:58:59 PM
Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 07, 2022, 07:42:15 PMOh go on, I'm game, which working class people have I been condescending to?

Maybe me. You hate me for my gay work.

It's difficult to be certain but, as long as you're willing to present yourself as really, really old, and I am, of course, identifying as a 19yo girl... I can fulfill my fantasy of making yet another father break down into tears and be forced to admit that I am "worthie."

That being said you'll have to accept that I have work and not believe me when I tell you I won't tell you what it is. That's the deal.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 07, 2022, 08:38:33 PMbut you're not unstable or obsessed?! :D

These are virtues in comparison to your seething & irrational hatred of whatever you're vaguely aware of being used as a grounds for a dismissal of whatever that you're totestable & totesnotobsessing over.
#233
Quote from: albrecht on September 07, 2022, 02:52:23 PMIt could election related but it also could be related to other many other things, so I'll post it here.


QuoteLong-term effects for "ghostees" centered around feelings of mistrust that developed over time, in some cases spilling over to future relationships. Such experiences often precipitated internalized rejection, self-blame, and feelings of low self-worth.

However, there were also psychological consequences for those perpetrating ghosting. Approximately 50 percent of those who ghosted others experienced feelings of guilt or remorse or guilt. Findings also suggested that as people increasingly utilize ghosting as a way of ending relationships and essentially practice "serial ghosting," it can become habitual. This has the potential to inhibit personal growth as genuine intimacy becomes more unfamiliar and "ghosters" become more and more comfortable avoiding it.
#234
Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
September 07, 2022, 03:06:47 PM
Quote from: Jackstar on September 07, 2022, 12:45:19 PMI like channeling my inner LBJ.

So, what do you think? I'm thinking 333,333.33 a year after taxes salary income for starters... plus 50 bucks a speech. With no mandatory minimum, if I don't want to give a speech forever then I won't. If you want me to give a speech it's 50 bucks. Speeches will consist of at least one vowel and perhaps one or two consonants and then the speech ends and you'll have to keep paying to keep getting more speech. Then again I can't negotiate anything without my buddy Superfly. No, I don't know when I'll see her again, I don't know where she is, and if I did I wouldn't tell you, Bitchlips. Now get out of my bathroom mirror and go to work, get out there and make me some goddam money.

Oh, and I'd like some real dope once in a while. I don't see you fucking harassing the fucking Catholics for their fucking wine I don't need you harassing the Sourceror for whatever the fuck I choose to do that's the fucking law. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

Hate me because I'm still alive,  I'm beautiful, and I'm not getting out of bed early in the morning to go to work; fuck you. Get serious.

Obviously, I'll never work in this town again. I'd rather have them alive, I don't have to be having sex with her, but she doesn't need to be dead either, I think we can all agree on that.

By the way do you have any idea who decided to take things this seriously, for this long, and for why? Because I'm still a diplomat; maybe I can help you out some. First I need a new identity, a flying car, and naked pictures of Bea Arthur.

I am not kidding. Do I look like I'm kidding?
#235
Politics / Re: Oh, Canada! ::)
September 07, 2022, 02:57:18 PM

https://youtu.be/cLg0iVUBYVU


Quote from: K_Dubb on August 27, 2022, 06:55:51 AMdispel the scent of cat food.

Doesn't that disrupt the gravitas of the ambiance? Oh, perhaps that's the idea.
#236
Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
September 07, 2022, 12:45:19 PM
Quote from: K_Dubb on September 07, 2022, 12:26:58 PMthe artist is (or was formerly) credible.

Calling all Carl's, calling all Carl's, hey we just thought of something, maybe Prince was murdered. Be on the lookout for a quarter so you can call somebody who cares, we got plenty of money left over for bribes.

But we're all out of film, cuz we used it all to make bootleg copies of Jack's White Slavery Christmas Eve body camera footage, which, you know, I bet is awesome, but I'm willing to forgo watching it myself so that I can keep the peace in the name of democracy and good clean living.


By the way am I drinking too much or not enough? It's hard to tell these days. Standards.

p.s.: I've been getting plenty of notifications during these messages, if I was causing international incident I would have had something happen. And I'm sure if you could tell me who the fuck keeps calling my phone number trying to find me then I guess you know you would let me know right but oh no; there's an EMERGENCY.

Fortunately I don't think any of you are going to be dying from being embarrassed to death, nor do I think I'm going to have to put up with any more of this bullshit about how I'm supposedly "insane." so if y'all fucking fuckhead fucking cuntfuckers could just lay off the slander for a while that be great, and by the way I'm not doing a fucking singer on this house at all besides leaving it so if you wanted to not be in a completely shitshow shape by the time people get here you might want to send over a helper that I can fucking tolerate.

You hear me back there in the cheap seats, Bright Boy? Good, great, don't ever fuck with me again. I'm not even triggered, I'm just blowing off steam, said the obviously triggered man with his pants around his ankles after sitting on the shitter for the last 3 hours... really it only takes like 5 minutes. I just sit here because I like channeling my inner LBJ.
#237
Politics / Re: Oh, Canada! ::)
September 07, 2022, 12:34:38 PM
Quote from: albrecht on September 07, 2022, 10:43:37 AMAny Canadians got the latest on the crazy knife killings?

Calling all horses, calling all horses; horse #19 where are you? If you're off fucking horse #23 again, good, keep at it, you deserve it, you've earned it, okay then, calling all ladies, calling all ladies, just go with it; be on the lookout for a man named Nick Lasagna, last seen running to the hills, most likely will be found eating ice cream with a buck knife and wearing the face of a woman who does not exist, because she scalped either kumquat or papaya, no one knows which is which, and is trying on the flesh like a hockey mask and wondering how many more she has to kill before she can get a wig to look like Crystal Gayle.
 
Film at 11:11.
#238
Random Topics / Re: SHREDNI FASHTARIII
September 06, 2022, 10:02:04 PM
Quote from: K_Dubb on September 06, 2022, 09:33:14 PMit's funny to see other people running around pulling their hair.

I think Norman Rockwell did it the best. And all this time I was always wondering what could possibly have been happening to make kids want to do that to somebody? Shit now I know, he was just fucking dolling her up for a close up in a reboot of The Accused.
#239
Politics / Re: Oh, Canada! ::)
September 06, 2022, 09:58:28 PM
Quote from: K_Dubb on September 06, 2022, 08:29:52 PMDespite what you might think, according to Marcus Ray this is in no way a "party" or a "jamboree",   :(

Shooting doctors in the head until they cough up the fucking formulas are actually a pretty good time for a lot of people. And I wasn't invited, so this must be legit.


I know I am. Did you want to threaten me for anything? I mean now's your chance if you want to see what it looks like when I go "rubini mode" get real mad, like you know in case you know it's going to maybe wanted to accuse me of like having a problem where I was going to fucking like lose control and be real aggressive and now is obviously the time to find out if that actually happens or do I just get better at insulting you, with a much more keener insight, that'll make a much more deeper psychological wound that will never heal as you remember the things that I said. I don't know how do you fucking do this but then again why would I?

I don't even get SMS. Not even memos. Of course, arguably, I don't need them now do I. Just like you.

Although I don't have the Eye Of Sauron. Oh that reminds me, all your lawyers are pussies: like they didn't know I existed or did they actually believe the actor was real? What oh wait never mind it's a fucking Mason's thing.

The power of Level 0 becoming increasingly apparent to you. The time spent wasted becoming more and more valuable in your estimation of what has been lost.

My infinite patience & understanding gradually dawning on you as the grand gift that it has always been.


The lack of necessity for complaining about my drug use more obviously presenting itself than a 20-ton anvil falling from the sky, which can be arranged niggerpine applebitch. I'm going to need bigger eyes to roll with, clearly.


(There, there it was, the moment that many of you been dreading for Christ knows how fucking long, well it wasn't so bad now was it see in and out like it's done and I'm over. Except I'm not, here I am. Golf club clap crabs 007 bucket.)

Does that count as a job? Coz like, I did it for free. Let's see you compete on that level.
#240
Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
September 06, 2022, 09:49:30 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 06, 2022, 09:27:37 PMI guess he doesn't like to fuck. 🤔

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