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#1
Quote from: pate on December 20, 2020, 09:29:09 PMIn order to properly celebrate this new era of the BellGab/chan multi-verse I will now open and consume a symbolic Pilsner Urquell, stand-by...




Early Thanksgiving or early Christmas? You can kiss me twice and I'm still going to keep giving out beer for Halloween, Caring Carpenter.


Quote from: pate on December 20, 2020, 09:29:09 PM[...]

-p

ediot: Prosit!

Simp fee paid, motherclucker.
#2
Politics / Re: The Ukraine CrySis - Crimea River
October 15, 2022, 02:57:39 PM
Quote from: albrecht on October 15, 2022, 02:41:46 PMI doubt Zelenski celebrates Christmas.

He's begging to celebrate it this year. *click*
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Quote from: Roswells, Art on October 15, 2022, 12:02:57 PMWhere is the old bat anyway?

Bat school.
#4
Radio and Podcasts / 5mwJ - 15Oct22 - H.E.A.R. S.T.A.Y.
October 15, 2022, 09:21:33 AM
#5
Random Topics / Re: Nuclear Poll ☢️📈
October 15, 2022, 09:16:25 AM
Quote from: SredniVashtar on October 15, 2022, 05:24:56 AMHis schtick was that the Russians had been playing possum all these years, and they were much stronger than they have been letting on.

They still are--and now, are even stronger. Meanwhile, our long national EMERGENCY plunders through in our time.


I'd tell you all doesvidanya but I don't know how to spell it. Probably has one of them goddam backwards 'R's in it. Stupid Cyrillic. Dumb cryptographic alphabet.

Moron Russia (e,M.O.T.H.E.R..)
Skousen would be great to hear more from after the war--USNORCOM probably does not want more clever, fiercely adaptive strategies discussed by hoi polloi. It's bad enough I told everyone that Sourcery is real. Becase t fcking s.
#6
Random Topics / Re: Celebrity Deaths
October 15, 2022, 02:17:56 AM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 15, 2022, 02:14:44 AMthe idea for Gravitos, the new gravy based snack. Coming soon to your local grocery store. ;)

if someone had come to me with an idea like this... funding would not have been an issue.
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Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 15, 2022, 02:03:24 AMSorry, it took awhile for the smoke to clear. I'm seeing an overcooked steak, if that means anything to you.


I handed the baton off.
#8
Random Topics / Re: Celebrity Deaths
October 14, 2022, 11:16:20 PM
Quote from: MV/Liberace! on October 14, 2022, 09:47:30 PMI still come across someone on Twitter using that word from time to time with a straight face.  As if it makes them "learned."  It's always used in the context of politics and nothing else.

The word has no power unless used with italics. Twitter has no support for italics; Twitter is fail.

Twitter has no gravitas.
#9
Random Topics / Re: Nuclear Poll ☢️📈
October 14, 2022, 03:11:50 PM
They landed in Kansas?
#10
Random Topics / Actual Noose, do it don't try
October 14, 2022, 10:09:18 AM
Quote from: pate on September 19, 2022, 11:36:15 PMThank you in Advance!  It is an honor to serve.

No one likes you.
#11
Radio and Podcasts / Re: 5 Minutes With Jackstar
October 14, 2022, 12:13:10 AM
Quote from: Laser on October 13, 2022, 11:51:10 PMSome people purely do not give a shit.

well then they're not teetotalers, so— they're in.

even if they don't have drugs. see? inclusive.
#13
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Alex Jones
October 13, 2022, 11:49:51 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 13, 2022, 09:34:28 PMHardly. Your lifestyle choice sickens me.

I took zinc on an empty stomach the other morning and had to throw it up along with my plant-based energy drink.

Still—superior to sucking even a little dick even a little.
#14
Radio and Podcasts / Re: 5 Minutes With Jackstar
October 13, 2022, 11:46:05 PM
Quote from: Laser on October 13, 2022, 11:27:20 PMAnyone who visits is fair game to be thrown to the lions.

Teetotalers and/or bigots not welcome.
#15
Politics / Re: The Ukraine CrySis - Crimea River
October 13, 2022, 10:00:14 PM
Quote from: Dr. MD MD on October 13, 2022, 09:44:57 PMTo the right of Kissenger and proud of it! ;D

Destroying the forum, blah blah, personal blog, yadda-yadda, tired! nap!
#16
Quote from: paladin1991 on October 12, 2022, 10:38:31 PMI rememember when Hoagy talked shit about his audience

At least he had audience.


Quote from: paladin1991 on October 12, 2022, 10:38:31 PMFuck Hoagy. 

L'chaim!
#17
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Alex Jones
October 12, 2022, 04:31:08 PM
Quote from: albrecht on October 12, 2022, 03:33:02 PMthe grieving parents

With all due respect, if any one is still "grieving" over Sandy Hook, they might want to wind to that up.
#18
Politics / Re: The Ukraine CrySis - Crimea River
October 12, 2022, 03:30:45 PM
Quote from: albrecht on October 12, 2022, 09:05:15 AMalso. I also seem to recall rumors of tactical nukes in BRD [...] WMD.

It's the research nukes you should be telling scary stories about to your children at night. Strategy and tactics both have one thing invariably in common: both require study before thought -and- malice  aforethought.

Pacifism requires nothing at all. *click*
#19
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Alex Jones
October 12, 2022, 03:21:16 PM
Quote from: Corona Kitty on October 12, 2022, 02:34:55 PMThe most he could pay I thought was 38 million. Either way, that's a lotta money.


That'd be enough.
#20
Random Topics / Re: Music
October 12, 2022, 09:33:27 AM
#21
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Joe Rogan
October 12, 2022, 09:09:22 AM
Quote from: albrecht on October 12, 2022, 09:07:12 AMThere is always an a2rgument.

T2hunderdome.
#22
Politics / Re: Random Political Thoughts
October 12, 2022, 08:51:19 AM
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Needles.
#23
Radio and Podcasts / Re: 5 Minutes With Jackstar
October 12, 2022, 08:18:52 AM
#24
Politics / Re: The Ukraine CrySis - Crimea River
October 12, 2022, 08:18:02 AM
Quote from: Yorkshire pud on October 12, 2022, 08:13:45 AMDemonising toadies?

This is a zed here. Btw, how are you? I've missed our talks.
#25
Radio and Podcasts / Re: 5 Minutes With Jackstar
October 12, 2022, 07:26:54 AM
Quote from: Jackstar on October 12, 2022, 06:17:18 AM


I am here to only help.

You are all worthless and weak.
#26
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Ian Punnett
October 12, 2022, 06:17:18 AM
Quote from: BobGrau on October 12, 2022, 06:12:29 AMWeeell, you are one of life's natural bouncers...



I am here to only help.
#27
Politics / Re: The Ukraine CrySis - Crimea River
October 12, 2022, 05:54:07 AM
Quote from: SredniVashtar on October 12, 2022, 04:05:47 AMWe have had drag shows for centuries, they're called pantomimes. Only sexually repressed weirdos like you have a problem with them.

I agree with this point.
#28
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Ian Punnett
October 12, 2022, 05:52:50 AM
Quote from: BobGrau on October 12, 2022, 04:26:49 AMI have desert island teeth.

We could start a club.
#29
Politics / Re: The Ukraine CrySis - Crimea River
October 12, 2022, 05:51:56 AM
Quote from: SredniVashtar on October 12, 2022, 04:09:38 AMI already told you, NATO is a defensive alliance, it's written in their treaty. It's fascinating that you actually think Putin is more trustworthy than the west.

I'm The King of Seattle. It's fascinating that you think Putin isn't The West.

Reminder: your Queen abandoned you in disgrace and I helped Her do it. Now, get back to work coping.

That's right: you and your ilk. Cope. Do it now.
#30
Radio and Podcasts / Re: 5 Minutes With Jackstar
October 12, 2022, 01:30:07 AM
Quote from: Silphion on October 12, 2022, 01:08:29 AMSage advice from a man

shut up right there
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