Midnight In The Desert

[yoursongs]

Bad teeth are one thing, but a little crooked is ok. Some people look weird with straight teeth, sounds weird, but since so many people get braces it's more noticeable.

Think Jewel, the singer. She'd look weird with straight teeth.

Yeah you're right about that, I guess it depends what else they got goin'....like Linda Ronstadt in her early days

[albrecht]

"I abhor people who are late" - Art Bell

Works on SO many levels, especially now.

[chefist]

I don't believe Wade is transgendered. There are few things less aesthetically pleasing than a pubescent person (of either sex). Add the 1980s to the mix - the worst decade for hair/fashion - and it's a fiasco. It's just a goofy photo. I actually respect her for having posted it.

Was she the one with the mustache?

[ShayP]

I wanted to carry the listener away to a land of enchantment and mystery.

You do a good job of knowing what the people want...and need. 

[dsz]

Those teeth are also bottle openers.

Yes, but for obvious reasons the Asian girls couldn't handle this.

[Catsmile]

Living Next to A cathouse causes litter.

[albrecht]

Yeah you're right about that, I guess it depends what else they got goin'....like Linda Ronstadt in her early days

Not for the sexy look, unless you are into that, I guess (which frankly I WILL say is wrong) but Shane MacGowan (Pogues, etc) had the best teeth. Rivals an old school hockey player or British royal. Great stuff!

[Sean92008]

Most musicians are assholes. It's amazing any music ever gets made.

Lots of Asperger's, lots of narcissistic fucktards, lots of sociopathics...  Oh, and too many reincarnations of John Fucking Lennon.

Without all that, it's a fine, enjoyable hobby..  I've quit music more times than Art quit and restarted radio.  I've blown opportunities more times than Heather.  I just preferred owning a house with a mortgage and being a dad.

[ShayP]

Think Jewel, the singer. She'd look weird with straight teeth.

But she did get them fixed and now the magic is gone.

[dsz]

How many beers do you have to down at once to get through 10 minutes of Heather Wade...

[albrecht]

But she did get them fixed and now the magic is gone.

I think she is making Lifetime, or is it Hallmark, movies now?

[Sean92008]

Ah, the crap in the desert.  VERY TRUE!  Pianos, cars, clothing, dead bodies...

[morgana213]

Don't get me wrong... I was pissing myself.

Well done! I loved the whole thing, but especially the howling. Randy coyotes. It. Was. Inspiring!!!

[Catsmile]

Listen to Art Bell Reading His Book The Art of Talk.

HERE: http://38.135.36.123:10133/stream.m3u

HERE: http://38.135.36.123:10133/stream.xspf

[Taco Bell]

But she did get them fixed and now the magic is gone.

Really?
Wood not smash/10

[WOTR]

"I abhor people who are late" - The late Art Bell

FIFY 

[Mels-hole1984]

"I abhor people who are late" - Art Bell

Did you hear that Heather? Are you paying attention?

[ShayP]

How many beers do you have to down at once to get through 10 minutes of Heather Wade...

You wouldn't believe it if I told you.  Let me just say I'd polish off a fifth of vodka during Hoagie's show, and at the time I actually liked him.

[ShayP]

Really?
Wood not smash/10

I'd still hit it.

[Up All Night]

Wow... When I went to Catholic School in the late 70s and early 80s, the three blatantly homosexual males I knew we're all recruited for the priesthood.  I am not shitting you.

They had "camps"for young, potential priests at the USD dormitories.  According to one of them, it was too wild at night and a big turn off.  The Catholics, their alcoholism, their tax-exempt status, their sex abuse and gay priests...  Oh, and their socialist pope  (replacing a Nazi youth pope) who says all sorts of crazy shit.

The Pope welcomed Katy Perry and the guy she's fornicating with, Orlando Bloom.

Who's next ??? Lady Gaga and Madonna ??

I think the Church really wants to go back to the good 'ol days of selling indulgences.

[Catsmile]

Now We Know The Rest of The Story.
How Heather Ended Up on Arts Compound.
# StrayKeptInTheCuckshed

[El Chorro]

"I abhor people who are late" - Art Bell

Quitters OK

[Bluejay]

Now We Know The Rest of The Story.
How Heather Ended Up on Arts Compound.

[ShayP]

So aside from all the bullshit.  What will Heather now do for a job?  What discernible skills does she have to carry on in her new career?

[yoursongs]

Not for the sexy look, unless you are into that, I guess (which frankly I WILL say is wrong) but Shane MacGowan (Pogues, etc) had the best teeth. Rivals an old school hockey player or British royal. Great stuff!

Keith and Mick from the Stones too, before they had em fixed

[Catsmile]

So aside from all the bullshit.  What will Heather now do for a job?  What discernible skills does she have to carry on in her new career?

Well, depends on whats in Arts will.
She cast spells on old men it seems, so there is that...   

[albrecht]

You wouldn't believe it if I told you.  Let me just say I'd polish off a fifth of vodka during Hoagie's show, and at the time I actually liked him.

I recall an odd chemistry professor who  told us, in HS?, that Mendelev found the perfect vodka? Or something? Like, at the time, there was suspicions of "branded wine" and such and he discovered, I think 100 proof (of course he would use that term back then but something in Cyrillic etc) that the alcohol versus water content was the 'best' in distillation?

[ShayP]

Well depends on whats in Arts will.

Good point.

[Bluejay]

So aside from all the bullshit.  What will Heather now do for a job?  What discernible skills does she have to carry on in her new career?

Ask the Ouija...

[Mels-hole1984]

I'd still hit it.

Jewel is sexy as hell. I've had a crush on her since the 90s.