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Excellent recap, Camazotz!    I listened to last night's show too (a once in a blue moon occurance) even though I knew I would regret it.  I had to work late and the guest was interesting.  How rare that is on C2C these days!  You're right-  she could have done the whole show for him but he nooried it up as usual.

"Don't you see you're killing your aunt over and over and over?" 

I hate how the stupid/crazy/boring callers are allowed to ramble on and on ad nauseum.  It's clear nobody is in charge of the show anymore.  I made it through the guy (clearly off his meds) and his 'mathematical' theory of how the universe works, illustrated by some crack-brained defective toaster analogy.  Then there was the trucker with his long and boring dream about the destruction of some city that might be Chicago, although he's not sure.  The poor guest, having to comment on this drivel!  I guess she gets a lot of practice.  She is a psychiatrist after all. 

I turned off the radio and took some aspirin.  Never again!

Did anybody else catch last night's show?   

The guest Marilynn Hughes said she fights demons with Jesus, Buddah, and Zoroaster on the astral plane.  Honestly, if I didn't know the radio was on I'd think I was listening to some crazy lady muttering to herself in a bus shelter.  And that laugh of hers...  I think she may actually be schizophrenic and believe it or not EVEN DUMBER THAN SNOORY!!!  It was apalling, the worst C2C I have ever heard.

I have a terrible headache just thinking about it. 

Oops, you guys were talking about Sylvia being wrong and I still had Evelyn on the brain from listening to a couple of her shows with Art last night. He introduced her as a 'real witch', a parapsychologist and a psychic, among other things.   She predicted more terrorist attacks on the U.S. that never materialized.  I do remember her predicting the fires on another show, though.  They DO have serious fires in CA every year.  My family lives out there and always emails me pics of the latest fire.

"Sylvia Brown, OTOH - is a con artist IMHO - pure and simple."  Couldn't agree with you more, Ev.    I remember the missing boy/miner gaffes too, Spikegirl.  She really should have retired years ago. 

The first couple of times she was on with Art I liked her- even her voice.  If I'm going to listen to a witch on the radio in the middle of the night I don't want her to sound like Snow White. 

If I was a witch I'd want to be strega like her and not a wiccan.  Wicca just seems so boring.  It reminds me of when Leela from Futurama decided she wanted to be a witch in the Wizard of Oz parody episode.  She said,  "...And be a witch like you? Yeah, alright. As long as I get to hurt people and not just dance around at the equinox."   

I agree, her 'predictions' weren't very accurate.  She's better than Ed Dames, though. 

I thought Princess Mononoke was great.  Spirited Away was interesting.  Howl's Moving Castle was just OK. 

Thanks CW & Ev. 

Sorry to be so lame- but how do you put a photo in your post? 

Thanks for the welcome, guys! 

I was surprised to see my picture here!  'Cuntwaffle' & Ev, you're pretty sharp.    Most people don't think of googling my name.  I agree, those things are pretty awesome.  Maybe I'll get one for Xmas.

It's nice to know I can hate Snoory AND still be a creep. 

I remember when George Snoory first appeared on C2C as a replacement for Art on week nights.  I remember being disappointed with him as a host but thinking his apparent dim-wittedness and inability to speak english at times was due to nervousness about being handed this prime hosting gig.  He certainly had some big shoes to fill.  I decided to give him a chance.  He would surely improve given a little time to find his bearings...  I mean, wouldn't anyone?

He didn't.  I remember tuning in when he had guests on that I really liked...  and then only being able to stand about 30 minutes of Snoory's inane questions before I had to turn it off.  The last straw was when he had a guest on talking about native american spirituality and prophecy (I think anyway, this was years ago.  It wasn't Red Elk or any of the heavy hitters.).  The guest spoke in a monotone and was dull as dishwater. Snoory didn't even try to make this guy sound the least bit interesting. The guest droned on and on about 'malovent' spirits.  Malovent?  I suppose he meant malevolent but GN never called him on it.  Unfortunately 'malovent' was apparently this guest's favorite word.  i thought perhaps GN was too polite to say anything to him on the air and would give him a heads-up during the first commercial break, but no.  He was back with his malovents in the next segment and I had to turn my radio off before I smashed it into tiny bits with a hammer.  I never listened to Snoory again. 

I've been working on a project lately that has kept me up nights.  I needed something to listen to and I was thrilled to find some old Art Bell shows online. I have been curious about OBEs lately and I listened to all Art's shows I could find on the subject.  It was such fun listening to Art again and I felt like I actually learned something.  I came to the end of the AB OBE shows and I still had some late nights ahead of me...  so, God help me,  I went over to the dark side.

I listened to Snoors with William Buhlman, Robert Bruce, and all the usual suspects...  I knew the GN shows would suck but I thought I could handle it.  I should have known better.

GN is unable to engage in conversation with any guest.  He can only pepper them with questions that sound like they were written by a child.  There is no curiosity, no interest in the subject at hand and he barely seems to listen to anything any guest has to say.  Many times a guest will speak at length about something and when he has finished Snoory will ask him a question THAT HAS JUST BEEN ANSWERED.  Buhlman in particular began many of his replies (after a pause) with , "Again..." and proceeded to recap the info for poor dimwitted George.

I began to notice a pattern.  GN has a list of questions about OBEs that he uses again and again with EVERY guest he has on the topic.  I imagine this list is hand written in large printing with a #2 pencil on wide-lined notebook paper with the occasional letter reversed.  It is dog-eared and smuded with turmeric.  There are doodles of angels, portals and a naked Linda Moulton Howe in the margins.  I began to suspect that he asks these same questions to every guest IN THE SAME ORDER but I couldn't possibly listen to those shows again to make sure.  There isn't enough whiskey in this entire world....

I also managed to (barely) get through the GN with Carol Bowman about reincarnation.  I'm going to quote a post from Spikegirl from the 'George Noory Quotes from Vandeven' thread:

"From the mouths of morons:
Noory: "Has a child ever been reincarnated to the point where he was possesed, that they lost who the little kid might have been?"- from interview with Carol Bowman, April 7, 2008 about reincarnation

Later in the same interview:

Snoory: "When I was very young, Carol, and I'm talking 11, 12, or 13 years old, I believed in reincarnation and I'm gonna ask you a 2 fold question here. I believed in reincarnation and I also believed that we would continue to reincarnate until we reached perfection. Having been raised a Catholic, ah, you know I believe in the Heaven and hell theory. Don't know quite what they are, but I believed that perfection was heaven and I always did, at a younger age, and I kept saying to myself, OK you just keep coming back and each time you do, you get better and better and better. And I used to tell myself, I'd say "the mere fact George, little 12 year old, that you are even thinking about this tells me that you've reached a certain level that you may not be coming back much more."

Carol:"You wish George."


Snoory is an attention whore and continued to fish for compliments, however. A few minutes later in the interview he said: "How could a little 11 or 12 year old boy, even think about what I was thinking about?"

Carol: "Because it's true."


Sorry, George. No ass kissing for you that night."


This was so pathetic it was just beyond belief.  I had to rewind it to make sure he really said what he said.  His ignorance and arrogance is simply stunning!  George, you are a master of suckitude.  You are beyond sucking on a mere national radio show.  You're capable of so much more than that.  Leave the show immediately and start your own miserable crack-brained cult.  Take your idiot fanbase with you and move to a secret compound somewhere where you can have your ass kissed daily and we'll never have to hear your pathetic trainwreck of a radio show again.

Thanks for letting me vent.    I've enjoyed reading this forum.  It's good to know I'm not the only 'creep' out there who CAN"T STAND Snoory.