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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

Jojo

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on August 26, 2019, 11:35:59 PM
I think I just heard Jorch embarrass himself trying to sound smart with his guest who's an expert on Libya. Jorch for some reason felt he needed to give the guest and audience a little primer on Libya describing its geographical location 'Libya's in North Africa. It's surrounded by Algeria, Egypt, Phoenicia, etc'  Phoenicia hasn't existed for almost 2500 years.

maybe I misheard him but it sure sounded like Phoenicia and he wasn't describing Libya historically.

such a clown.
Odds are not that you misheard him, but that he misspoke, lol.  At least he knows ancient history...

Jojo

Quote from: Dateline on August 26, 2019, 09:07:30 PM
So, if  that is the case, he is still a married man in the eyes of the Lord.
And he may still be married to Lisa.  I mean, I have not found any evidence they are divorced, where or when.  Other than him just saying so.

AvDaBr

Probably Tunisia- though he really hasn't earned the benefit of the doubt.

Jojo

He just said, "between legs regression", lol.  I think he meant "between lives regression."

Guess he couldn't quite advance between the legs last night.  Poor thing. 

Quote from: AvDaBr on August 27, 2019, 12:54:14 AM
Probably Tunisia- though he really hasn't earned the benefit of the doubt.

you might be right, that's why i suggested i may have misheard, it sounded like Phoenicia to me but I wasn't listening that closely. I like it when he messes up. there were plenty of awkward pauses in that interview where Jorch offered his usual simpleton observations that add nothing to the discussion so the guest is left to respond 'uh ....... yeah' 


Uncle Duke

Although I think Pelton is far and away better than most C2C guests, and that he makes a lot of valid points/observations, I find his habitual tittering before and/or after his comments to be unsettling.  This seems to be a form of nervous laughter, which can indicate any number of things ranging from personal insecurity to blatant lying.  I wonder if there is a correlation between his snickering and things he claims to have personally done or experienced, as opposed to when he is just expressing an opinion or making an observation?


Dateline

Quote from: Tangerine on August 27, 2019, 01:42:31 AM
He just said, "between legs regression", lol.  I think he meant "between lives regression."

Guess he couldn't quite advance between the legs last night.  Poor thing.

It was probably a Freudian slip after his Pantie Model Symposium weekend.  Or, it could have been a shout out.  There are no coincidences.

Juan

Has sNoory updated us on his friend who, while out with sNoory, fell and became paralyzed??Then his wife dumped him and headed back to Japan. Surely George is paying for the guy’s electricity or something.

Quote from: Uncle Duke on August 27, 2019, 08:37:57 AM
Although I think Pelton is far and away better than most C2C guests, and that he makes a lot of valid points/observations, I find his habitual tittering before and/or after his comments to be unsettling.  This seems to be a form of nervous laughter, which can indicate any number of things ranging from personal insecurity to blatant lying.  I wonder if there is a correlation between his snickering and things he claims to have personally done or experienced, as opposed to when he is just expressing an opinion or making an observation?

I stopped listening to Pelton's guest segments years ago, precisely because he comes across to me as a habitual liar.

Dateline

Quote from: Juan on August 27, 2019, 11:06:55 AM
Has sNoory updated us on his friend who, while out with sNoory, fell and became paralyzed??Then his wife dumped him and headed back to Japan. Surely George is paying for the guy’s electricity or something.

Yes, we require an update. 

Morgus

Quote from: Juan on August 27, 2019, 11:06:55 AM
Has sNoory updated us on his friend who, while out with sNoory, fell and became paralyzed??Then his wife dumped him and headed back to Japan. Surely George is paying for the guy’s electricity or something.
I believe Noory gave an update quite awhile back that the guy passed away?


I'd like to see Jorch and Tommy expand on their live show business into classic Broadway musical productions featuring George Noory and the Coast2Coast Players. George would of course always have the leading man role because of his matinee idol good looks and singing talent. Coming to your town this fall George Noory and the Coast2Coast Players in Man of La Mancha. 'To dream the imposhibuuuul dreaaaaaaam ......'

Dateline

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on August 27, 2019, 11:04:10 PM
I'd like to see Jorch and Tommy expand on their live show business into classic Broadway musical productions featuring George Noory and the Coast2Coast Players. George would of course always have the leading man role because of his matinee idol good looks and singing talent. Coming to your town this fall George Noory and the Coast2Coast Players in Man of La Mancha. 'To dream the imposhibuuuul dreaaaaaaam ......'

Comedic plots should always be encouraged and cultivated.

Corona Kitty

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on August 27, 2019, 11:04:10 PM
I'd like to see Jorch and Tommy expand on their live show business into classic Broadway musical productions featuring George Noory and the Coast2Coast Players. George would of course always have the leading man role because of his matinee idol good looks and singing talent. Coming to your town this fall George Noory and the Coast2Coast Players in Man of La Mancha. 'To dream the imposhibuuuul dreaaaaaaam ......'

They need to update their act.

lol the 2nd guest is a New Age woo peddler. Jorch pulls this same trick all the time with these types, the guest will lay out some deep profound thought about humanity and divinity - Jorch pauses for a few seconds and he usually leads with something like 'I've always said/thought/believed ....' and then he completes it with the exact same bullshit the guest just said as if it was his own long well thought out idea.

Had Jorch had Einstein on as a guest while he was working on his theory of general relativity it would have gone something like this.

Jorch: So what's neeeeeeeew with yeeeeeew Albert? It's been 4 years since you were last on the show can you believe it?

Einstein: I suppose so Mr. Norry but I lose track of time when I am working, I have been very consumed lately with new work.

Jorch: Oh have you discovered something new since special relativity?

Einstein: I think so, I am working on a more general theory of relativity. I am coming to believe that gravity is a curvature of space-time, the equations I am working on now.

Jorch: You know I've always thought that gravity was bending space.



haha this guest is good at this crap at least, Jorch doesn't have a spiritual bone is his body but when he has one of these guests he tries so hard to sound deep. So he tells the guest with his 3rd grader intellect 'I think Satan exists to test human beings'  The guest takes issue with this 'Why would God want to 'test' us, for what reason?' Of course Jorch is totally incapable of providing an answer other than 'that's just what I think'.


Walsch gets my vote for the worst new age huxster of all. I believe it was in Oregon, many years ago, he wrote a ridiculous little book titled: EVEN HITLER WENT TO HEAVEN. Nothing happened with the book, and it is largely forgotten today. Several years later, he edited that book, enlarged it, and called it:CONVERSATIONS WITH GOD. This book made him a star and a ton of money. I wonder what deal he made, and I wonder why so many false gurus come out of Oregon.

Oh, and guess who sits on the GRA alliance created by Walsch - none other than Deepak Chopra, the notorious prostitute patronizing guru. What a bunch of scumbags. Birds of a feather, flock together... and they flock together on C2C.



Man if I was 30 years old I'd take 6 months or however long it would take to write a sitcom loosely based on Coast2Coast, soooooo many weirdo characters. The main character would be a down and out middle aged radio host who got blackballed out of his own market by some scandal. An Art Bell type late night host suddenly meets his maker in a really bizarre way, like somebody was stalking his weird radio broadcasting compound in the Nevada desert. This creates the second chance opportunity for our down and out radio guy who gets a chance to audition to take the place of the deceased Art Bell guy, he's divorced a bunch of times, his kids are all messes and he has had to move back in with his elderly mother. The guy has zero interest in the paranormal, he's like Ted Baxter stupid, but to save his career he has to be able to present himself as something of a paranormal aficionado himself and go on ghost haunting, BigFoot, UFO outings with others in the field. My god the Richard C Hoagland character would be incredible, Steven Quayle, Ed Dames, Whitley Strieber - bananas.


Jojo

Quote from: At the stroke of midnight on August 28, 2019, 04:08:54 AM
Oh, and guess who sits on the GRA alliance created by Walsch - none other than Deepak Chopra, the notorious prostitute patronizing guru. What a bunch of scumbags. Birds of a feather, flock together... and they flock together on C2C.
https://culteducation.com/group/885-deepak-chopra/5526-deepak-chopra-testifies-in-hooker-blackmail-case.html

He denied it.  The prostitute retracted her story.  The journalist was sued for blackmail.

Jojo

Quote from: At the stroke of midnight on August 28, 2019, 03:21:10 AM
Walsch gets my vote for the worst new age huxster of all. I believe it was in Oregon, many years ago, he wrote a ridiculous little book titled: EVEN HITLER WENT TO HEAVEN. Nothing happened with the book, and it is largely forgotten today. Several years later, he edited that book, enlarged it, and called it:CONVERSATIONS WITH GOD. This book made him a star and a ton of money. I wonder what deal he made, and I wonder why so many false gurus come out of Oregon.
I think it's ridiculous when people attribute voices they hear to "God", when everyone knows angels and demons can also talk to us.

Jojo

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on August 28, 2019, 02:29:07 AM
lol the 2nd guest is a New Age woo peddler. Jorch pulls this same trick all the time with these types, the guest will lay out some deep profound thought about humanity and divinity - Jorch pauses for a few seconds and he usually leads with something like 'I've always said/thought/believed ....' and then he completes it with the exact same bullshit the guest just said as if it was his own long well thought out idea.

Had Jorch had Einstein on as a guest while he was working on his theory of general relativity it would have gone something like this.

Jorch: So what's neeeeeeeew with yeeeeeew Albert? It's been 4 years since you were last on the show can you believe it?

Einstein: I suppose so Mr. Norry but I lose track of time when I am working, I have been very consumed lately with new work.

Jorch: Oh have you discovered something new since special relativity?

Einstein: I think so, I am working on a more general theory of relativity. I am coming to believe that gravity is a curvature of space-time, the equations I am working on now.

Jorch: You know I've always thought that gravity was bending space.



haha this guest is good at this crap at least, Jorch doesn't have a spiritual bone is his body but when he has one of these guests he tries so hard to sound deep. So he tells the guest with his 3rd grader intellect 'I think Satan exists to test human beings'  The guest takes issue with this 'Why would God want to 'test' us, for what reason?' Of course Jorch is totally incapable of providing an answer other than 'that's just what I think'.
At least he didn't give a knee jerk answer.

I think both of them are off base.  The devil wasn't necessarily created to test us; he was an angel given free will.  He exists because God created angels.

It was sad that no one mentioned that many Christians believe in soul destruction for unsaved humans, not eternal torment.  There's plenty of scripture to back it up.

Jojo

Quote from: Dateline on August 27, 2019, 10:52:53 AM
It was probably a Freudian slip after his Pantie Model Symposium weekend.  Or, it could have been a shout out.  There are no coincidences.
Oooo, I hadn't thought of it like that.  GEORGE SHOUTS OUT IN A FREUDIAN SLIP THAT HE HAS HORMONALLY REGRESSED.  Like a teenager instead of a family man.  Good for you for admitting this, George.  Confession is good for the soul.

Years before the the Weekly Standard outed Chopra, I knew a woman who worked as a high dollar escort. One night in Oct. of 1992 Chopra ordered up three women from the service for a foursome. Chopra was shocked when the woman I knew (not a friend) recognized him, and he was angry, threatened her never to speak of the incident. He wasn't expecting a whore to recognize him. He lied about that other whore, claimed his assistant borrowed his American Express card that night. It's even worse to pass off your dirty deeds on someone else, because you are too much of a coward to take the blame. These are the kinds of "spiritual advisors" promoted by C2C.


Kidnostad3

Quote from: Tangerine on August 26, 2019, 07:42:15 PM
I did.  Still no records on divorce date and county for 2nd wife.  And that is how this threadlette began.  We're going in circles.

You are the one who is stuck in a logic loop.   You can't find a record of Noory being divorced from Lisa or his other wife but your gut tells you that he is still married.  Can you provide evidence that he is still married?  You are more about superstition and folklore and defensive verbal bobbing and weaving than you are about fact-finding.  Of course the larger question is why you are obesessed with Jorche's marital status?  OCD much? 

expat

Prediction: Tonight Mike Bara is going to tell us that the Bermuda Triangle lies exactly between latitudes 19.5°N and 33°N. He talks about "...these two mystically critical latitudes where the walls between the dimensions are thinnest" whatever TF that means. On page 153 of his horrible book he has this map:



Well, guess what? IT'S NOT TRUE. San Juan is at 18.45°N and Bermuda is at 32.3°

AvDaBr

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on August 28, 2019, 02:29:07 AM
lol the 2nd guest is a New Age woo peddler. Jorch pulls this same trick all the time with these types, the guest will lay out some deep profound thought about humanity and divinity - Jorch pauses for a few seconds and he usually leads with something like 'I've always said/thought/believed ....' and then he completes it with the exact same bullshit the guest just said as if it was his own long well thought out idea.

Had Jorch had Einstein on as a guest while he was working on his theory of general relativity it would have gone something like this.

Jorch: So what's neeeeeeeew with yeeeeeew Albert? It's been 4 years since you were last on the show can you believe it?

Einstein: I suppose so Mr. Norry but I lose track of time when I am working, I have been very consumed lately with new work.

Jorch: Oh have you discovered something new since special relativity?

Einstein: I think so, I am working on a more general theory of relativity. I am coming to believe that gravity is a curvature of space-time, the equations I am working on now.

Jorch: You know I've always thought that gravity was bending space.



haha this guest is good at this crap at least, Jorch doesn't have a spiritual bone is his body but when he has one of these guests he tries so hard to sound deep. So he tells the guest with his 3rd grader intellect 'I think Satan exists to test human beings'  The guest takes issue with this 'Why would God want to 'test' us, for what reason?' Of course Jorch is totally incapable of providing an answer other than 'that's just what I think'.


Of course Jorch would have to lead Einstein with "Imagine if you had a computer!"

It is bad, but Jorch has become Lisa Garr with a mustache.  It seems every other night there is some guest talking about higher consciousness, dreams, mystical healing, angels, astrology, etc.  I can't say I believe much of anything I hear on the show, but I'm much more a "meat and potatoes" BS guy myself.  Give me the Bigfoot/dogman/cryptid, UFO, and ghost/demon stuff.  Of course most guests talking about those topics aren't all that captivating either, and Jorch does his level best it seems to make them a chore to listen to.

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