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Started by timpate, September 20, 2010, 07:56:24 PM

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: General Johnson Jameson on October 31, 2011, 03:29:14 AM
I thought John Denver was high and didn't fill up the gastank before he took off? His death was a hit or is this sarcasm E.C.? :D
I'm guilty of sarcasm again...
       John Denver learned that hard lesson...the one that says the words "experimental" and "airplane" are bad news.

MV/Liberace!

i had no idea the swastika was an ascii character.

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i wonder what google will think when it indexes that.

Eddie Coyle

 
     What's a more insulting gift?
    (1) A 16oz Solo cup full of warm,foamy gout urine         
    (2) Having a star after somebody, via "International Star Registry"
       
         
     

kf5iwe

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on October 31, 2011, 06:08:14 PM

     What's a more insulting gift?
    (1) A 16oz Solo cup full of warm,foamy gout urine         
    (2) Having a star after somebody, via "International Star Registry"
       
         
   
2 definetly. If I have goat urine somewhere there is a goat, milk or supper, I dont care which. And I could wash out the cup and give it to my cousin, who is one of the Occupy crowd :o

b_dubb

Quote from: kf5iwe on October 31, 2011, 06:52:09 PM
2 definetly. If I have goat urine somewhere there is a goat, milk or supper, I dont care which. And I could wash out the cup and give it to my cousin, who is one of the Occupy crowd :o
gout != goat.  you wish it were goat urine


Eddie Coyle

 
      To quote our 37th President.."Let make me this perfectly clear"...
      It's gout-urine. I may be an ass, but I'm no goat.


Eddie Coyle

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on October 31, 2011, 10:47:14 AM
i had no idea the swastika was an ascii character.

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i wonder what google will think when it indexes that.

       I'm sure this place will be labeled a "hate" site. Which is actually quite apt, considering the antipathy for Noory here.


Eddie Coyle

 
      Right now, there are 13 Armando Montelogo infomercials airing concurrently on my cable system. They all began at 1:30/1:35 am.
   I hate this society, I hate humans, I hate the world, I hate the multiverse...and it can't end soon enough.

Avi

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on November 01, 2011, 11:46:53 PM

      Right now, there are 13 Armando Montelogo infomercials airing concurrently on my cable system. They all began at 1:30/1:35 am.
   I hate this society, I hate humans, I hate the world, I hate the multiverse...and it can't end soon enough.

Dude, you could always listen to C2C. That should cheer you right up, Eeyore!

b_dubb

Armando Montelogo

i know i'm going to regret this ... but who is this ass clown?  does he sell exercise equipment?  colonics? both?

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: b_dubb on November 02, 2011, 05:47:41 AM
Armando Montelogo

i know i'm going to regret this ... but who is this ass clown?  does he sell exercise equipment?  colonics? both?
He's a "house flipper". His infomercials are to TV what Roy Masters is to radio.

b_dubb

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on November 02, 2011, 08:42:59 AM
          He's a "house flipper". His infomercials are to TV what Roy Masters is to radio.
a.k.a. parasite


Eddie Coyle

Quote from: b_dubb on November 03, 2011, 06:32:04 PM
kim kardashian is a fucking whore
Amen...and a pig to boot. Devolution is well underway.


MV/Liberace!

Quote from: b_dubb on November 03, 2011, 06:32:04 PM
kim kardashian is a fucking whore


Quote from: Eddie Coyle on November 03, 2011, 06:45:03 PM
     Amen...and a pig to boot. Devolution is well underway.


but come on, guys.  she has such a nice ass.  and she's so rich.

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on November 03, 2011, 07:23:19 PM


but come on, guys.  she has such a nice ass.  and she's so rich.

         Her wealth is a argument for the utter destruction of Capitalism. The CDC has fewer viri than her.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on November 03, 2011, 08:30:43 PM
         Her wealth is a argument for the utter destruction of Capitalism.


my /sarcasm tags were implied in the absurdity of my comment.

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on November 03, 2011, 10:10:15 PM

my /sarcasm tags were implied in the absurdity of my comment.

   Of course. As a sarcasm distrubutor, I know when I see it.  :)
     The Kardashians are aguments for eliminating Capitalism, expanding abortion, understanding why the Turks tried to exterminate Armenians...they're a pox on the planet.

        And Bruce Jenner appears to suffering through a mean menopause. I knew he was weird when he appeared in that Village People movie("Can't Stop The Music") in 1980. What a 'mo.
     

Eddie Coyle

 
     KISS stinks. Why people worship this lame despoiling crew of hacks who stole from Alice Cooper and the New York Dolls baffles me...
     Actually it doesn't.

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on November 04, 2011, 03:38:11 PM

     KISS stinks. Why people worship this lame despoiling crew of hacks who stole from Alice Cooper and the New York Dolls baffles me...
     Actually it doesn't.
I have long held this belief. Gene Simmons pisses me off and he is a no-talent STD on legs.

Frys Girl

Quote from: b_dubb on November 03, 2011, 06:32:04 PM
kim kardashian is a fucking whore
I don't think she's a whore. I think she's beautiful and she uses really bad judgment when it comes to men. Unfortunately, there's a big market demanding an eye into her life. I have seen the show, and it's the equivalent of George Noory, i.e. it sucks. Marrying some young kid like that after less than a year?! Idiot. I hope for her sake she made a ton of dough off of the wedding, at least. Of course, this is what happens when people corrupt the end of marriage (as in purpose).

So today this dude gets in my face - in my office no less - and tells me that if I want to talk to his girlfriend, I need to go through him.

And he had the audacity not to leave any contact information.

Well then.

b_dubb

Pythagoras believed that when you fart a bit of your soul escapes

Frys Girl

Amazing what a lifesaver l'hopital's rule is.... No wonder it looks like hospital's rule.

The General

Quote from: b_dubb on November 03, 2011, 06:32:04 PM
kim kardashian is a fucking whore
Quote from: Eddie Coyle on November 03, 2011, 06:45:03 PM
     Amen...and a pig to boot. Devolution is well underway.
Quote from: Michael Vandeven on November 03, 2011, 07:23:19 PM
but come on, guys.  she has such a nice ass.  and she's so rich.

Quote from: Frys Girl on November 04, 2011, 04:00:45 PM
I don't think she's a whore. I think she's beautiful and she uses really bad judgment when it comes to men.
GUYS!  Stop fighting!  We can ALL agree...
Kim Kardashian is a beautiful, rich, fucking whore pig with a nice ass and bad judgement!

See, we all win when we put our heads together.

Total manipulative, evil whore. But I think the whole family are whores. Let's see what that ghetto ass looks like after she pops out a couple kids. It's like a bus that only picks up passengers and never drops any off.

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