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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 09:37:40 PM

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Falkie2013

Quote from: Juan on December 30, 2013, 03:24:20 PM
Exclaiming George's suckage is never off topic. And Aspie is capitalized you NT doofus.

Apparently to some making videos about his suckage is cruel and mean spirited. I've been told I'm mean for doing it in posts, not to listen to him, to move on to something else and more.

The #1 video so far has been the one where I talked about Art's leaving the air with 2,000+ views. The next ones are ones about Noory with 500-800 views, the ones about John "Vague" Hogue and the cat videos.


heater

Now that the holiday is almost over, I'll add a view to your videos.  You need to do a live chat with George on one of your videos.

area51drone

Quote from: Falkie2013 on December 30, 2013, 09:50:31 PM
Obviously those are Pahrumpian desert wolves who are simultaneously baying for Crystal Gayle and for the fact that their Master King Artula is no longer on the air.

While its a cool shirt, I don't want to take any gifts of money or merchandise from anyone on here. YOU of all people know the heaping of crap I got from asking for help to get a radio which I never got and which ultimately wasn't going to be needed. I don't want to go through that again and run the guantlet of criticism. I've learned my lesson.

No no, this is a gift.  Like those porn stars who put up wish lists on Amazon.  Wouldn't this shirt make your list?

steelbot

Quote from: aldousburbank on December 30, 2013, 09:03:45 AM
I'm not sure that this question is not an ontological mobius strip just waiting to become unstrung and quite possibly take an eye out.
^^ 8) What he said! lol

littlechris

Quote from: themudking on December 30, 2013, 10:00:24 PM
Now that the holiday is almost over, I'll add a view to your videos.  You need to do a live chat with George on one of your videos.

From my understanding this is already in the works? I've heard that  Noory is quite "fond" of Falkie and they actually correspond quite regularly through email. Falkie 2016!!

WhiteCrow

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on December 30, 2013, 03:21:58 AM

Cromwell? He was a fucking catholic. I'm an atheist. At least let me have some dignity.

Want some dignity? ... Then  stop attaching the F-bomb to groups.

heater

#teamfalkie #teamnoory #freefalkie2013

Falkie2013

Quote from: themudking on December 30, 2013, 10:00:24 PM
Now that the holiday is almost over, I'll add a view to your videos.  You need to do a live chat with George on one of your videos.

I've asked him in videos and in emails. So far silence. Guess Noory can't take being made light of. I know how he feels.

No reply to my asking him for an autograph for his cookbook for charity. I guess to Noory there's only Noory approved and self-promoted charities as well allowed. No outside influences or requests. Or he could just shut off his inbox and doesn't answer during that harrowing flight from the cave to Howlywood !

And to Area 51Drone, I'll wear the shirt IF you make it clear that it was in no way solicited by me, however, it had better be either a 3x which would be tight or a 4x. Anything bigger is too big.

NO live chats until after the 1st of the year when the 40lb boat anchor gets taken to the genius bar.
Sorry.

Falkie2013

Quote from: littlechris on December 30, 2013, 11:16:39 PM
From my understanding this is already in the works? I've heard that  Noory is quite "fond" of Falkie and they actually correspond quite regularly through email. Falkie 2016!!

Like so many of your assumptions about my affairs, you're wrong. Other than wishing me a Merry Christmas and a Happy Hanukkah I haven't heard anything from Noory of late.
The predictions show is on in 10 minutes. Got to go work on the laundry then on video prep.
On and off all night I've been listening to an interview between Alex Jones and Noory. I would have done with that but my gf came over to help and once again tortured me with 2 hours of Steve Wilkos and 1 hour of Jerry Springer. Its a huge reason why I want a second Mac or Ipad so I can escape over the rootops ... into the bedroom to do work in there away from the insanity. She has the hots for Wilkos, Vin Diesel and whatever the Rock is calling himself this week.



Quote from: Bart Ell on December 30, 2013, 11:50:34 AM
My live-outgirlfriend will not be by to see in the New Year with me. I guess, once again, I will have to satisfy myself.
Or you can just roll around in the giant pool of money you save not going out for the expensive travesty New Year's Eve has become.

zeebo

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on December 31, 2013, 12:12:49 AM
Or you can just roll around in the giant pool of money you save not going out for the expensive travesty New Year's Eve has become.

Usually I just save $50 by not going out, but tomorrow nite I'm gonna save $250!  Sometimes being a recluse has it's advantages.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: WhiteCrow on December 30, 2013, 11:19:43 PM
Want some dignity? ... Then  stop attaching the F-bomb to groups.


Mere words, mere words. Is the F-bomb now the new swearing?

tertiaryimam

Quote from: Falkie2013 on December 30, 2013, 11:51:09 PM
Like so many of your assumptions about my affairs, you're wrong.


Falkie, littlechris isn't the kind of people you want to step on. He's been one of your biggest and most vocal supporters. Most of my jabs at him are from my own dour jealousy. For people like littlechris, the world is still a magical place, whereas I sulk in the shadows, feeding on carrion, hiding from the bitter, cruel Sun, wounded by 28 years of disappointment, addiction, loss and resentment.

Littlechris, in many ways, is an inspiration to us just as much as you are. His "assumptions" come from his heart's own golden fire, where the world is still Summer. If they be wrong, let us cleave to such a wrong and shun the right.

(only kidding Falkie/not serious/joking and making it up/you're not Cromwell, Yorkshire pud is)

tertiaryimam

Quote from: tertiaryimam on December 31, 2013, 03:10:22 AM

Falkie, littlechris isn't the kind of people you want to step on. He's been one of your biggest and most vocal supporters. Most of my jabs at him are from my own dour jealousy. For people like littlechris, the world is still a magical place, whereas I sulk in the shadows, feeding on carrion, hiding from the bitter, cruel Sun, wounded by 28 years of disappointment, addiction, loss and resentment.

Littlechris, in many ways, is an inspiration to us just as much as you are. His "assumptions" come from his heart's own golden fire, where the world is still Summer. If they be wrong, let us cleave to such a wrong and shun the right.


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Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Falkie2013 on December 30, 2013, 11:51:09 PM
Like so many of your assumptions about my affairs, you're wrong. Other than wishing me a Merry Christmas and a Happy Hanukkah I haven't heard anything from Noory of late.

You're lucky you get that! If you said on YT to me what you say about him, you'd get more than a Happy Christmas. What is astonishing you have absolutely no self awareness. None at all. You seem to think you're important, that the planet (or rather Youtube) hang onto your every word, you're either incredibly deluded, arrogant, just stupid, or all three. Why on Earth should Noory (or anyone) reply to your e mails when you sit there in your own filth spouting how mad you are (Oh you are, on several levels) or how much someone is no good at broadcasting; and have the temerity to think you're a fucking example of good broadcasting. Idiot.


Falkie2013

Quote from: tertiaryimam on December 31, 2013, 03:11:22 AM
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Look, I love Chris very much and appreciate his support BUT ... he KEEPS TELLING me what to do with my videos and wants to do certain things that I do not want to do and I have repeatedly told him my reasons in private.

Its my channel and while I appreciate the suggestions, I will not be TOLD what to do as if it is an order nor as if someone is taking over direction of my stuff. I don't think anyone would. I really don't want to go any further on with this but I resent pushiness for a lot of reasons. I shouldn't have to keep explaining this to people. Let me do what I want to do in the production of the content; technical matters and the like I could use help with but it is MY " brand " and channel and I will choose the direction of which way the channel goes in the future and no one else unless I feel their suggestions have either merit or complement or enhance my efforts. This is the last I will say about this. I just want to do videos and do the best I can in presenting them and buying more equipment to do them is something that is neccessary. They are not toys. I can go to Toys R Us should I need props.

In the meantime, here's tonight's video as I present part 1 of my 2014 predictions.

The Guy From Pittsburgh (tm ) Presents Part 1 of his 2014 Predictions !!! ...

Falkie2013

Quote from: tertiaryimam on December 31, 2013, 03:32:10 AM
Paranormal news item (possibly) deserving of Falkievid:

http://www.latimes.com/science/sciencenow/la-sci-sn-glow-in-the-dark-pigs-china-20131230,0,3300788.story#axzz2p2kCFS4f

Glow in the dark pigs.

I saw that too but we've had glow in the dark rats already and besides its traife.

;)

Falkie2013

Quote from: tertiaryimam on December 31, 2013, 03:10:22 AM

Falkie, littlechris isn't the kind of people you want to step on. He's been one of your biggest and most vocal supporters. Most of my jabs at him are from my own dour jealousy. For people like littlechris, the world is still a magical place, whereas I sulk in the shadows, feeding on carrion, hiding from the bitter, cruel Sun, wounded by 28 years of disappointment, addiction, loss and resentment.

Littlechris, in many ways, is an inspiration to us just as much as you are. His "assumptions" come from his heart's own golden fire, where the world is still Summer. If they be wrong, let us cleave to such a wrong and shun the right.

(only kidding Falkie/not serious/joking and making it up/you're not Cromwell, Yorkshire pud is)

You think you're bitter, you should talk to my girlfriend sometime.

:)

area51drone

Quote from: Falkie2013 on December 31, 2013, 04:15:06 AM
Look, I love Chris very much and appreciate his support BUT ... he KEEPS TELLING me what to do with my videos and wants to do certain things that I do not want to do and I have repeatedly told him my reasons in private.

Its my channel and while I appreciate the suggestions, I will not be TOLD what to do as if it is an order nor as if someone is taking over direction of my stuff. I don't think anyone would. I really don't want to go any further on with this but I resent pushiness for a lot of reasons. I shouldn't have to keep explaining this to people. Let me do what I want to do in the production of the content; technical matters and the like I could use help with but it is MY " brand " and channel and I will choose the direction of which way the channel goes in the future and no one else unless I feel their suggestions have either merit or complement or enhance my efforts. This is the last I will say about this. I just want to do videos and do the best I can in presenting them and buying more equipment to do them is something that is neccessary. They are not toys. I can go to Toys R Us should I need props.

In the meantime, here's tonight's video as I present part 1 of my 2014 predictions.

The Guy From Pittsburgh (tm ) Presents Part 1 of his 2014 Predictions !!! ...

Falkie, you need a quieter mouse.

Falkie2013

Quote from: area51drone on December 31, 2013, 04:47:16 AM
Falkie, you need a quieter mouse.

sorry I need to find a mousepad. I keep my coffee and water cups to the right of it. didn't realize the clicking in the videos was my mouse until now. will look for one tonight in the bedroom.

I've put up wish lists FOR porn stars to be sent to me.
:(
But it looks like all I'm going to get is a wolf t shirt.
:( :(
I just don't get why a wolf/wolves ?
Instead of a  nice duck maybe.
And if you know that reference, you're probably even older than I am.
;D

Bart Ell

For the last time this year (or not, I am prone to proclaim things and change my mind very quickly) HI HI GABBERSTONERS!



Wow, the feedback keeps pouring in and I keep putting it where it belongs, on the pile of filth that was once my floor. Nobody is going to mess with my brand or tell me what I should do on my channel. Why do you care if I look like a big ole sack of hypocritical shit? I am getting under 500 views of over 97% of my videos. So what if I claim many to be in the 500-800 range, even when only 2 are over 500, one only 24 views over that magic mark. They are MY videos and I can pretend they are more popular if I want to.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delusional_disorder

I was listening to Porch Loory last night and heard him utter 3 of the worst Nooryisms of all time. For your pleasure I have listed them below

Quotesalongs
acround the world
barbershock


What a freaking boob! Anyone who can mumble those 3 words / phrases in less than 12 minutes should go nowhere near a microphone or cam. What's that? Those were in my prediction video? BACK OFF FARTFACE, They are me making fun of Noory, clearly. Who cares if I have the advantage of a second take, the slurping and mumbling and ESCUE ME is part of the brand I am comfortable with.



Who cares if I make fun of Tommy being a fat blob on the same day I try to mooch a 4X shirt? What I make fun of in others should not EVER apply to me, even if it describes me perfectly. Ed Dames and all his wives? Fair game. Me and my live-out girlfriendmaid? NOT fair game. This is the last I will mention of this... my videos, my brand, my decision! :-X


Falkie2013


Bart Ell you putz. I didn't mooch any shirt. It was offered to me. I did not ask for it.
And my girlfriend came over to help me clean up my apartment. I spent hours doing the laundry that I couldn't do because I didn't have the money or was too sick.
I don't give a damn what YOU say about me. But my girlfriend is NOT on Bellgab and is NOT fair game.
So shut the fuck up about her and fuck off.
She's done far more for me that any number of anonyomous assholes like you could ever do.
And has been here for me when it counted.
Including when I was so sick 5 years ago that I got taken in an ambulance 4 times in a year because I could get NO air into my lungs.
If it were not for her, I would have died.
And to anyone who wishes to offer me assistance or anything else. Please do it in an inbox instead of openly because it gives this son of a bitch more ammunition to launch his ( or her ) scummy attacks at me and at someone who has known me half my life and who truly cares and loves me.
And always will.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Falkie2013 on December 31, 2013, 07:46:55 AM

And has been here for me when it counted.
Including when I was so sick 5 years ago that I got taken in an ambulance 4 times in a year because I could get NO air into my lungs.

Yeah, but that eased off when she took her foot off your throat didn't it?
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If it were not for her, I would have died.

Indeed.

Bart Ell

Back again gabbertoogies!



I just finished doing the laundry. Wow! That was a lot of quarters! I would have done it sooner but my money was going to much more important things, like Borge Hoorhay cookbooks, microphones so you can hear me cough louder and a bunch of other book and trinkets that were totally necessary and way more important than cleanliness.



I want to make sure all of you follow my new rules on posting here in my FORUMS?BB?THREAD?POST?
You can ONLY mention members of this forum! No mentioning outsiders. After all, Ed Dames may have another Ukrainian wife but do we really know what level of happiness she brings to him? Do we know if, emotionally, she completes him? Do we know if she helped him out of the lowest realm of despair? NO! WE DO NOT! Things like that should not be fair game! If one of you starts doing that then everyone will, how fair would that be for the poor lady who has no chance to defend herself, or even the man who needed her support so much? Just because we don't enjoy him on a radio should doesn't mean we have to attack his personal life, right?

http://www.thekillshot.com/


tertiaryimam

Quote from: Bart Ell on December 31, 2013, 08:02:19 AM
After all, Ed Dames may have another Ukrainian wife but do we really know what level of happiness she brings to him?


Bart Ell, I appreciate your contributions to this thread but this is somewhat off topic. There is a "Make fun of Ed Dame's Undying Lust for Eastern European Poontang" thread where this would be more appropriate.

Not trying to be a Church Lady or anything, but this is the "general musings of Falkie" thread, and anything which falls outside of a "general musing" of "Falkie" has no place here. As clearly stated in the Bellgab terms of Service, "Any and all off topic posts on a given thread will be met with swift annihilation by the Bellgab Asperger Army."

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Bart Ell

Quote from: Flakie2013 on December 31, 2013, 04:23:53 AM
You think you're bitter, you should talk to my girlfriend sometime.

:)

Quote from: Bart Ell on December 31, 2013, 07:35:53 AM
Me and my live-out girlfriendmaid? NOT fair game.

FUCKING BITCH FUCKER ASSHOLE! HOW DARES YOU?!? HOW DARES YOU!!??

Quote from: Flakie2013 on December 31, 2013, 07:46:55 AM
I don't give a damn what YOU say about me.

BUT I WILL PROCLAIM MY INNOCENSE EVEN IF I DON'T GIVE A DAMN

Quote from: Flakie2013 on December 31, 2013, 07:46:55 AM
I didn't mooch any shirt. It was offered to me. I did not ask for it.


tertiaryimam

I would like to know Falkie's opinion of the work of Steven Seagal. Not his music, or his religious career as a Buddhist Lama, or his winery --- specifically I mean his movies. I've always been a big fan of Steve Segal, and I think he gets a lot of shit he doesn't deserve. Is it a little cheesy sometimes? Sure. But its also action packed! I've never seen a Steven Seagal movie I didn't like, except Cool Runnings. Fuck that shit. And I didn't like "From Dusk till Dawn." Vampires never impresed me.

Anyway, Falkie, let us know.

area51drone

Agreed.   Falkie, Steven Seagal deserves a whole video just with commentary from you about his fighting skills.  I suppose you can also critique Van Daam and Jackie Chan because that will get more viewers.   Seriously, do it.  You need to expand your audience and this is a great way to do it.

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