The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Who]

I realize Senda is a wealthy man but isn't it incredibly stupid to pay a tech to make a house call to repair a LAPTOP?



This whole thing smells like another Senda Scam.  The only thing wrong with that laptop is the incompetent, scheming idiot who can't figure out how to use it.   There won't be a video of the house call because there isn't going to be a house call.  And even if there was, it would end with the tech telling Senda there's nothing wrong with the laptop.

Tech:  See?  This is how you turn it on.  Push this button and wait for it to boot up.
Senda:  Don't I have to plug it in first?
Tech:  No, it uses a battery.
Senda: STFU!
Tech: It does.  See?  It's right here.
Senda: Did you bring me food?
Tech: No sir.
Senda: The church ladies bring me food.
Tech: I repair computers.
Senda: Then do your job and fix my damned laptop.
Tech: Sir, there's nothing wrong with your laptop. 
Senda: That's it. You're banished from Casa Senda forever.
Tech: Yes sir.  How do I get out of here?
Senda: Squeeze between these bookcases of essential paranormal books, climb over that stack of magazines and take a right.  The door is next to that 6 foot pile of clothes my mother bought me before she went to Hell.
Tech: There won't be a charge.  I just want to get out outside where I can breathe some fresh air.  It really stinks in here.
Senda: Would you like to make a donation to my woo woo con fund?
Tech:  No.  Goodbye.  Have a nice day.
Senda:  Fuck you.  Go to Hell!

[Dateline]

For those who want a brain challenge on this Memorial Day.  Here is a multiple-choice test question for ya:

Who is most aptly described as the biggest woo-woo-CON?

a.  George Norry

b.  George Senda

c.  Mike Bara

d.  Art Bell

e.  All of the above

f.  None of the above

e.  MV, Senda inboxed me that it is so.  Special Memorial Day video following after free church bar-b-que provided to the homeless, beggars, and indigents.

[Who]

Who is most aptly described as the biggest woo-woo-CON?

My vote would go to George Noory.  The word CON is appropriate because the planners and speakers at these events have one goal - to take money from the most gullible people on the planet.  P.T. Barnum would be proud. 

[PB the Deplorable]

... This whole thing smells like another Senda Scam...

Whatever happened to the (at least 2) storage units he rented in Sacramento? 

[PB the Deplorable]

Whatever happened with him getting a maid?

[Who]

Whatever happened with him getting a maid?

He and Hello Kathy were going to have one of their cats registered as a service animal too.  That one never materialized either.

[ONeill]

He and Hello Kathy were going to have one of their cats registered as a service animal too.  That one never materialized either.

They did, Poop the Cat is officially a service animal. As I recall, it is helpful to Samsquanch, because she has seeing problems. Senda never specified whether this also applies to driving a car.

I still can't believe they didn't do the same thing for their domesticated cockroaches.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

They did, Poop the Cat is officially a service animal. As I recall, it is helpful to Samsquanch, because she has seeing problems. Senda never specified whether this also applies to driving a car.

I still can't believe they didn't do the same thing for their domesticated cockroaches.

Didn't Kathy do this so she could keep her cat?  I'm not too familiar with the story.  How did she earn that nickname? 

[ONeill]

Whatever happened to the (at least 2) storage units he rented in Sacramento?

I'm sure we will soon hear a rant about the manager's incompetence... I don't think Senda is paying the rent without a car to get there.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Thanks for quoting that for posterity.

Sorry, pumpkin.  Pichosts, villainous pichosts, hath been the spoil of me.

Let's try it again, shall we?

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I've stopped shaving and waxing.

[PB the Deplorable]

I'm sure we will soon hear a rant about the manager's incompetence... I don't think Senda is paying the rent without a car to get there.

I don't think he ever rented any

[PB the Deplorable]

... Yes.  I do...

Thanks for the reminder that, like price, everyone has their flavor of Kool-Aid

[Dateline]

They did, Poop the Cat is officially a service animal. As I recall, it is helpful to Samsquanch, because she has seeing problems. Senda never specified whether this also applies to driving a car.

I still can't believe they didn't do the same thing for their domesticated cockroaches.

Don't you have to designate a service animal with a harness or some other restraining device?  I understand that is another side business being developed.  There are some very large ones, lap size, in Senda's apartment and storage buildings.  Senda must first develop a harness for Crunchee, the domesticated cockroach, to be seen and walked in public.

Soon, Crunchee, will be in the video's, too.  He will put Crunchee's  little antennae up to the screen just like his kitties.  Then, he will start making appeals to his audience for food for Crunchee, too.  Please, White Crow, don't be that gullible when he asks for twenty dollars next month. 

[analog kid]

I've NEVER been nice.

You're awesome and you know it.

[analog kid]

They did, Poop the Cat is officially a service animal. As I recall, it is helpful to Samsquanch, because she has seeing problems. Senda never specified whether this also applies to driving a car.

I still can't believe they didn't do the same thing for their domesticated cockroaches.

http://i.imgur.com/R0dxnh9.gifv

[dipp]

http://i.imgur.com/R0dxnh9.gifv

LOL!!!

[WOTR]

I realize Senda is a wealthy man but isn't it incredibly stupid to pay a tech to make a house call to repair a LAPTOP?

Not that it is any of YOUR business, but to pack up that bulky device, and lug it around on public transit would have your favourite poster howling in pain.  Maybe you should donate the cost of cab fare to help him take that computer in if you think that it is such a waste of money to bring in a tech for a house call.

STFU.

[dipp]

Not that it is any of YOUR business, but to pack up that bulky device, and lug it around on public transit would have your favourite poster howling in pain.  Maybe you should donate the cost of cab fare to help him take that computer in if you think that it is such a waste of money to bring in a tech for a house call.

STFU.

Let's not forget he says that spending more than three hours in a cramped car is just as bad.
Poor thing. :*(

[Mad Hatter]

No she isn't.  She angling to grab the alien head when Senda drops dead on the toilet some day.

Elvis died on the toilet.  His last words were, "I'm going to the bathroom to read."

What do you think Senda's last words would be as he heads for the toilet for the last time?

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Elvis died on the toilet.  His last words were, "I'm going to the bathroom to read."

What do you think Senda's last words would be as he heads for the toilet for the last time?

"Here comes another Falkie video"

[aldousburbank]

Elvis died on the toilet.  His last words were, "I'm going to the bathroom to read."

What do you think Senda's last words would be as he heads for the toilet for the last time?

I'm going into the bathroom to eat.

[Walks_At_Night]

He's coming on Thursday the 2nd.

Getting closer and closer  to the skinny on the Laptop of the Damned..................

[jazmunda]

Getting closer and closer  to the skinny on the Laptop of the Damned..................

Kinda an oxymoron on this thread.

[Walks_At_Night]

Kinda an oxymoron on this thread.

Better?

Closer and closer  to getting the skinny dope on the Laptop of the Damned..................

[MR. Spock]

New video from The Senda Monster


https://youtu.be/0rvi7hbc0Ws

[MR. Spock]

I think that falkie is not a happy camper with Little Chris.

[chefist]

New video from The Senda Monster


https://youtu.be/0rvi7hbc0Ws

LC...
WINNING

[Rally Squirrel]

New video from The Senda Monster


https://youtu.be/0rvi7hbc0Ws

We learned why Senda is so busy. Just tell him something and he spends hours researching it. Kinda like when he called John Goodmans agency to find out about The Baby Falkie Show.

We have to wonder just what is he hiding, why won't he answer about his gun?

And he confirms the other Pittsburgh Guy is Pittsburgh Dad. I think Falkie is jealous of Dad's rare collectables.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXDt05Br9tU

[Yorkshire pud]

I think that falkie is not a happy camper with Little Chris.

Fat cunt isn't dead yet? Sigh.

Amazingly the very people he berates as trolls are his audience. Who else but BG members even know about him?

Fat fucking fucker.

[PB the Deplorable]

We learned why Senda...

Is this all that remains of the once mighty Falkie media empire to be?