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Uber Heatherite "Kolby" Passes Away From Obesity

Started by Richard Groyper, December 13, 2018, 10:44:40 AM




AZZERAE

She was trying sooo hard to cut back on the pop tarts. It was only a matter of time before a side order of McNuggets would push her over the edge.

Gastric bypass, I said! It slimmed down Roseanne I said. Radio silence.

Dead fat bitch in a box. The end.

Quote from: Azzerae on December 13, 2018, 10:57:50 AM
She was trying sooo hard to cut back on the pop tarts. It was only a matter of time before a side order of McNuggets would push her over the edge.

Gastric bypass, I said! It slimmed down Roseanne I said. Radio silence.

Dead fat bitch in a box. The end.

gonna need to cut a hole in the doorway to get her out. sad.

AZZERAE

Quote from: Richard Groyper on December 13, 2018, 11:01:25 AM
gonna need to cut a hole in the doorway to get her out. sad.

Were her cats able to scrounge a few coppers together for a cheap coffin? I heard they ate a few of her toes and an ear before the pigs arrived.

Quote from: Azzerae on December 13, 2018, 11:05:55 AM

Were her cats able to scrounge a few coppers together for a cheap coffin? I heard they ate a few of her toes and an ear before the pigs arrived.

coffin? if you mean a $10 tarp from Walmart, then yes. spared no expense.

AZZERAE

Quote from: Richard Groyper on December 13, 2018, 11:10:02 AM
coffin? if you mean a $10 tarp from Walmart, then yes. spared no expense.

Can’t go too skinflint on the box there. I was ballparking in dimes, so good to see they went for a substantial pick.





haha! i guess she faked her own death? apparently she just turned up. what will fat people think up next?

pate

Quote from: Richard Groyper on December 13, 2018, 11:01:25 AM
gonna need to cut a hole in the doorway to get her out. sad.

Could always "Gilbert Grape" her...




AZZERAE

Somebody has to tell Kolby, green is so last season.



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