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Quote from: the_peeve on June 18, 2016, 04:24:11 PM
That's not happening unless you name names!

AH HA! Why, it was ME! And to a lesser extent my uncle, Dr. Arthur Barn...

Personally I think it would be hilarious.

Quote from: norland2424 on June 18, 2016, 02:11:03 AM

first you buy guns and now this

Have you seen them trying to play hockey? Oh, man...

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on June 18, 2016, 02:07:59 AM
The only sport that is safe to bet is the WNBA.

Haha @ women trying to play basketball. Awful.

Quote from: Darth Sandra on June 18, 2016, 01:58:07 AM
You hate everything though

He likes you...

Quote from: 21st Century Man on June 18, 2016, 01:51:17 AM
Pete Rose should be in the Hall of Fame.  He never bet against his team.

Charlie Hustle should be in the HOF. Unfortunately, he won't be until he dies. 

Quote from: Nobody on June 18, 2016, 01:44:31 AM
I did not think anyone could ever come up with a reason that I would want to hand RCH money, but I would sell my gran to see "Meadowlark" Hoagland in action.

(And I suspect I am not alone in this.)

Goggles and tight shorts. And many sweatbands.

Quote from: comaphobe on June 18, 2016, 01:35:24 AM
the dennis leary character, not the retried baseball star.

Ah.

Quote from: comaphobe on June 18, 2016, 01:33:14 AM
is this tommy gavin selling an F-150?

Gavin? Or Glavine?

Quote from: Nobody on June 18, 2016, 01:23:09 AM
Maybe not, but we might hear the story of how he played for the Washington Generals before the night is over.

I think I remember seeing "Meadowlark" Hoagland playing at Madson Square Garden.

Quote from: Imconfused on June 17, 2016, 07:13:02 PM
heh heh

Nice one.

Thank you. *bows*

Quote from: starrmtn001 on June 17, 2016, 06:26:08 PM
Well, don't you just wax nostalgic?

Ya rekcuF!    

You know, finally get the "stalker" reveal. rekcuf needs closure!

Quote from: WOTR on June 17, 2016, 04:45:38 PM
It was a great show, gentlemen.  Nice to hear Art so at ease and it was a good interview...  It sounded more like a comfortable conversation.

Man, wouldn't it have been great if Art staged a home invasion in the background by the "stalker", at the end?  What a way to sign off forever. Legendary.

Quote from: helloidistance on June 17, 2016, 01:55:17 PM
Hey so the meeting is still on right? Did you get a bunch of PMs in support?

Folks:

The meeting is still on! I did have a fist fight last night with a hobo named "Poop" (don't ask). I won, so, all is well. I even get to keep his fingerless gloves. Pretty sweet, eh? I think good things are in Steve's near future.


Edit: Great news! My victory over the hobo ("Poop") has earned me great political/personal power in our boxcar. I've been anointed the title 'King of Hobos'. Something was mentioned about summoning the ancient Hobo Army to fight on Steve's behalf. ***Update soon***

Quote from: VoteQuimby on June 17, 2016, 10:30:46 AM
Still don't understand why you need to remove rights from 99.99999999% of gun owners because multiple government agencies fucked up and failed to do their job because of muh racism.

Signed,
Someone who's never owned a gun, hasn't held one in ten years and hasn't fired one since childhood.

Didn't you hear?... Owning a gun is now considered: 'transphobic'.

Signed,

  Baba Booey Baba Booey

PS: Howard Stern's penis

Quote from: 21st Century Man on June 16, 2016, 11:24:17 PM
Meat Loaf collapsed tonight onstage in Edmonton, Alberta.  No word of his condition yet.

Dead, like this Podcast. I joke...I don't know what Mr. Loafs condition is.

Quote from: norland2424 on June 16, 2016, 10:16:01 PM
Not yet she needs to finish writing her first book with Whitley steiber

Fuck it. The rapture is upon us. Hail Satan!

Quote from: ItsOver on June 06, 2016, 08:42:52 PM
LOL.  Eh, what kind of livestock are you into?

Folks:

I'm fond of most animals, but I've fallen in love with a horse whoms owner frequents this very forum. I've said too much already...

Anyways, I squandered the funds that you folks sent to me for Steve's "big" meeting. Those tens of dollars really go fast when you have a crippling addiction to black market breast milk. *sigh* At least I'm not thirsty anymore.

It's 2000 miles to New York. This meeting is everything and nothing to me. Not even the dirty hobos I've been forced to share a train car with. I think I've finally  stumbled across a good omen. (Picture below)

Quote from: TigerLily on June 15, 2016, 12:18:54 AM
Godzilla ... Japan ... scrawny birds ... Fukashima ... GMO ... chemtrails ... universal flood ... CIA ... God's barriers ... malevolent beings ...  Nephalim ..numbers 13 33 .. Desert Southwest .. Anthony and Cleopatra.  I give up

We didn't start the fire/ It was always burning/Since the world's been turning...

Quote from: norland2424 on June 14, 2016, 11:23:48 PM
and mods for xbox and ps4

Yaaas

Quote from: norland2424 on June 14, 2016, 11:21:19 PM
he means the polish pope that died, not the nazi pope

What about the Space Pope?

Quote from: norland2424 on June 14, 2016, 11:20:37 PM
yea i play on consoles , shit is gonna be good tho

Oh, yeah! Supposed to have all the DLC included. I can't wait.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on June 14, 2016, 11:19:16 PM
This Pope is a fucking joke.  Where is John Paul II when you need him?

The rat faced guy or the one before that?

Quote from: 21st Century Man on June 14, 2016, 11:16:42 PM
She's Catholic so no.

Father, Son, and Holly Poontang

Quote from: norland2424 on June 13, 2016, 09:04:09 PM
Oh yea did you hear about the skyrim remastered edition that comes out in October

I creamed. I'm not a PC MasterFaggot

Quote from: Juan Cena on June 14, 2016, 11:15:28 PM

Aeryn is a Muslim? #mindblown

Allahu Poontang!

Quote from: norland2424 on June 14, 2016, 11:11:17 PM
you and Art looking for some muslim strange

OOh! That ankle is plush!

Quote from: GravitySucks on June 14, 2016, 11:07:32 PM
And still be hungry in a half hour.

My sexual appetite is never quelled.

Quote from: JesusJuice on June 14, 2016, 11:04:02 PM

It would be the biggest thrill of my life. Everything that I have ever done would have led up to that moment.

Those slanty eyes tho. You might survive.

Heather doesn't "get it".