Disgusting FOOD that you eat anyway!

[Swishypants]

Imitation Crab Dip. It's fucking terrible! I love it.



A little cayenne pepper & garlic in it and some Ritz crackers, and I'll eat the hell out of it.  People say it's low-rent, and it is! People say it's gross! Right again! People say "ewww" when I eat it in front of them. Get fucked! 

[albrecht]

Deviled Ham or "Potted Meat" on Saltines.
Chorizo (not the Spanish/Portuguse sausage) but the Mexican kind made from various 'left over' parts like lymph-nodes, and worse.

[Swishypants]

Deviled Ham or "Potted Meat" on Saltines.
Chorizo (not the Spanish/Portuguse sausage) but the Mexican kind made from various 'left over' parts like lymph-nodes, and worse.

This pleases me!

[Swishypants]

I would have also accepted "Shit On a Shingle" or  Persimmons. You advance to the next round!

[Walks_At_Night]

City Chicken



Ring Bologna

[ItsOver]

Deviled Ham or "Potted Meat" on Saltines.
Chorizo (not the Spanish/Portuguse sausage) but the Mexican kind made from various 'left over' parts like lymph-nodes, and worse.

BBQ is the best version of these.  I haven't had any in a long time but would eat them on saltines.

[Swishypants]

Ring Bologna

Clarification! Is the ring bologna fried?

[Walks_At_Night]

Clarification! Is the ring bologna fried?

Negative.

[ItsOver]

I would have also accepted "Shit On a Shingle"...

Damn, that stuff is great.  Stouffer's makes a tasty, easy to prep bag of the crap.  Great on toast and mashed potatoes.

[Swishypants]

Damn, that stuff is great.  Stouffer's makes a tasty, easy to prep bag of the crap.  Great on toast and mashed potatoes.

It is a superior slop! Goes well with over-cooked Cowboy Coffee!

[albrecht]

BBQ is the best version of these.  I haven't had any in a long time but would eat them on saltines.

Ha, I always like when the "stuff" was minced. The gelatin in things like Vienna sausages (and tinned ham, tinned herring, etc) I don't like the look of when uncanning. Even though the taste of the product is the same. And nothing like combining the heavily salted Deviled "Ham" with Saltines! Prefect for a camping, fishing, or hunting trip. I was going to mention sardines or herring but those are healthy and good for you and natural products- so not disgusting.
ps: I also like SPAM. Not all the time. But every so often I get a craving, maybe once a month or something. I think I'm addicted to salt?  Because I don't like dessert, cake, chocolate, or candy really (salty licorice excepting) and would much rather have another helping of the main meat course than a dessert.

[ItsOver]

Disgusting is in the eye of the beholder.  Another tasty treat.



And this.

[albrecht]

It is a superior slop! Goes well with over-cooked Cowboy Coffee!

I saw Hormel dried beef today at HEB and was tempted! Wasn't aware Stouffers has a all-in-one shit-on-a-shingle product. Do they still sell powdered eggs and powdered milk? And, if so, why aren't the "preppers" buy that stuff up? Not the over-priced crap advertized on radio shows.
Get me some canned sardines, powdered eggs/milk, dried beans, Saltines, and water (and guns/ammo) and basic medical supplies one could be good for awhile. Some booze also. And cheaper than the stuff they sell on the shows!

[albrecht]

Disgusting is in the eye of the beholder.  Another tasty treat.



And this.

More more brains for me. Scrapple might get you Scrapie. (Or BSE). 

[Walks_At_Night]

I saw Hormel dried beef today at HEB and was tempted! Wasn't aware Stouffers has a all-in-one shit-on-a-shingle product. Do they still sell powdered eggs and powdered milk? And, if so, why aren't the "preppers" buy that stuff up? Not the over-priced crap advertized on radio shows.
Get me some canned sardines, powdered eggs/milk, dried beans, Saltines, and water (and guns/ammo) and basic medical supplies one could be good for awhile. Some booze also. And cheaper than the stuff they sell on the shows!

Well it is 95% Fat Free

[Swishypants]

I saw Hormel dried beef today at HEB and was tempted! Wasn't aware Stouffers has a all-in-one shit-on-a-shingle product. Do they still sell powdered eggs and powdered milk? And, if so, why aren't the "preppers" buy that stuff up? Not the over-priced crap advertized on radio shows.
Get me some canned sardines, powdered eggs/milk, dried beans, Saltines, and water (and guns/ammo) and basic medical supplies one could be good for awhile. Some booze also. And cheaper than the stuff they sell on the shows!

I don't know. Probably because "Preppers" are insecure pussies and are just playing a modern game of "Keeping up with the Jones." If you can't make it like Dad and Grandpa, you're going to have a bad time. I also live in HEB land. A vast wonderland of products to peruse.

[Swishypants]

Well it is 95% Fat Free

The original "Tactical Bacon!"

[Walks_At_Night]

Still waiting to see if I advance on the non-Fried Ring Bologna     :

[ItsOver]

Still waiting to see if I advance on the non-Fried Ring Bologna     :

Go for it!

[Swishypants]

Still waiting to see if I advance on the non-Fried Ring Bologna     :

Half credit. You need the fry to bring out it's true magnificence!

[Walks_At_Night]

Half credit. You need the fry to bring out it's true magnificence!

Well then I'll propose this shit.  I actually have it shipped all the way from the U.P. to here in Dixie 

[Swishypants]

Well then I'll propose this shit.  I actually have it shipped all the way from the U.P. to here in Dixie 

APPROVED!!! Nothing like a split-nasty Chili-Dog!

[Swishypants]

Go for it!

WTF!? Is that real? LMAO! 

[ItsOver]

I saw Hormel dried beef today at HEB and was tempted! Wasn't aware Stouffers has a all-in-one shit-on-a-shingle product. Do they still sell powdered eggs and powdered milk? And, if so, why aren't the "preppers" buy that stuff up? Not the over-priced crap advertized on radio shows.
Get me some canned sardines, powdered eggs/milk, dried beans, Saltines, and water (and guns/ammo) and basic medical supplies one could be good for awhile. Some booze also. And cheaper than the stuff they sell on the shows!

Oh, yeah, in your friendly frozen food section.



Kroger often has it on sale, just to push me over the edge.

Yep, sardines are good.  Best ones I've found are these.



Most of the local stores don't stock them but when I visit family up north, a grocery up there carries them at an excellent price, sometimes on sale.

Speaking of canned delicacies, I'm currently hooked on this.  Something about the lemon dill that really ups the taste from the run-of-the-mill tuna.  I just eat straight out of the can, chilled.

[Swishypants]

And this.

5.99, for BRAINS!? Are you shitting me? This Walking Dead shit is out of hand!

[Swishypants]

Speaking of canned delicacies, I'm currently hooked on this.  Something about the lemon dill that really ups the taste from the run-of-the-mill tuna.  I just eat straight out of the can, chilled.

As long as it was caught sneaky, and the fish died horribly, I'm IN!

[ItsOver]

Well then I'll propose this shit.  I actually have it shipped all the way from the U.P. to here in Dixie 

Ha!  My vice from a past abode.

[Walks_At_Night]

Going out on a limb.  Not sure I'll advance to the speed round or not. 

Pickled Eggs [of course washed down with Hamm's Beer]

[ItsOver]

As long as it was caught sneaky, and the fish died horribly, I'm IN!

I'm hoping lots of nets, harpoons, and maybe high explosives are involved.

[albrecht]

Still waiting to see if I advance on the non-Fried Ring Bologna     :

Didn't the great Bruce Williams promote some kind of "Pork Roll" product back in the day!?