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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 09:37:40 PM

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Quote from: Fyodor Gutman on May 17, 2018, 01:54:10 PM
If Falkie could sell his country down the river for 30 pieces of gold, he sure as hell would. He is a dissolute and a crook, and most of all not a good person.
LOL
but, catch him on a day he is “starving”...
and I bet he might for a Cinnabon and a free glass of Starbucks water !

Quote from: Metron2267 on May 17, 2018, 01:51:43 PM
I blame the untimely departure of the Tidy Bowl guy for much of this.... :-\
Falkie “plunging the toilet” is a euphemism for...
masturbation in the men’s restroom at the gas station with the door open...
where he was employed before a lady walked in, saw him “plunging the toilet” with his shorts down to his ankles and reported him to management...

FALKIE still maintains he was just “plunging the toilet”
LOl

Friday

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on May 17, 2018, 02:43:19 PM
Falkie “plunging the toilet” is a euphemism for...
masturbation in the men’s restroom at the gas station with the door open...
where he was employed before a lady walked in, saw him “plunging the toilet” with his shorts down to his ankles and reported him to management...

FALKIE still maintains he was just “plunging the toilet”
LOl
LOL

GravitySucks

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on May 17, 2018, 01:48:47 PM
LOL
as a matter of fact, I have suggested that to Falkie...
see, his right hand and arm have been “throbbing” lately
I suspect it might be related to excessive “plunging the toilet”

He should call social services and get qualified for a sexual surround gate since his right arm and hand is obviously disabled.

Quote from: GravitySucks on May 17, 2018, 03:41:14 PM
He should call social services and get qualified for a sexual surround gate since his right arm and hand is obviously disabled.
well, you are aware SENDA does have a personal caregiver...
all I can say is I bet SENDA mentioned the first day he needed assistance “plunging the toilet”...
and after SENDA explained what “plunging the toilet” is a euphemism for
the personal caregiver immediately pulled from his back pocket a contract...
proving he could read, he quickly pointed out the clause indicating he is prohibited from touching any part of his client below the fat pad...



https://youtu.be/CD-R_HcLCzQ
FALKIE ANNOUNCES HIS APPEARANCE ON A WORLD RENOWNED PODCAST TOMORROW !
with Heather ?
with Dave ?
with Curtis ?
with MV ?


Quote from: PB the Deplorable on May 17, 2018, 06:25:32 PM
Is the caregiver's car still ''broken''?
maybe ?
SENDA wants his personal caregiver to act as a chauffeur !
to the recycle dump
to the library
probably to the post office and bank also
to the store for cat food
WTF ?
I hope he pulls his contract out again !
(saves a lot of trouble for this personal caregiver IF his car “isn’t working”...)

WhiteCrow

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on May 17, 2018, 05:46:06 PM

https://youtu.be/CD-R_HcLCzQ
FALKIE ANNOUNCES HIS APPEARANCE ON A WORLD RENOWNED PODCAST TOMORROW !
with Heather ?
with Dave ?
with Curtis ?
with MV ?

#HoadersThePodcat

Should be interesting. Hope you all listen in. George will be discussing his collections and collectibles with a panel of like minded collectors .

Best "content" Media.

https://youtu.be/c8Tt4OfzSms

Quote from: WhiteCrow on May 17, 2018, 06:59:23 PM
#HoadersThePodcat

Should be interesting. Hope you all listen in. George will be discussing his collections and collectibles with a panel of like minded collectors .

Best "content" Media.

https://youtu.be/c8Tt4OfzSms
LOL !
Casa Senda just might look this good...
after a few more months or years of “cleaning progress”...
with dusting
LOL

whoozit

With all of the excitement in the MITD thread I have neglected the Falkie thread.  I haven’t posted in it for days...Fuck!

Quote from: Fyodor Gutman on May 17, 2018, 01:54:10 PM
If Falkie could sell his country down the river for 30 pieces of gold silver, he sure as hell would.
[/quote ]

SENDA:  The one that I kiss will be Jesus.

CENTURION:  You can just point to him.

SENDA [putting on lip balm]:  I don't tell you how to do your job

Fyodor Gutman

Quote from: whoozit on May 17, 2018, 07:44:26 PM
With all of the excitement in the MITD thread I have neglected the Falkie thread.  I haven’t posted in it for days...Fuck!

It's easy to make the mistake, Heather is the new Senda. She'll be taping glasses to her forehead in no time.

GravitySucks

Quote from: Fyodor Gutman on May 17, 2018, 07:52:48 PM
It's easy to make the mistake, Heather is the new Senda. She'll be taping glasses to her forehead in no time.

Does that make Lasha Damon or Abram? I get so confused.


damon

Quote from: GravitySucks on May 17, 2018, 08:02:10 PM
Does that make Lasha Damon or Abram? I get so confused.
Lasha = Abram.

Falkie is a lazy loser who is retarded dumb ass.

Quote from: damon on May 17, 2018, 09:22:06 PM
Lasha = Abram.

Falkie is a lazy loser who is retarded dumb ass.
Falkie was a lazy retarded dumb ass loser...
before being a lazy retarded dumb ass loser was kewl

Quote from: Fyodor Gutman on May 17, 2018, 07:52:48 PM
It's easy to make the mistake, Heather is the new Senda. She'll be taping glasses to her forehead in no time.
Ha
I just got that !
another paranoid loser wanna be podcast host...
with haters and trolls online

now, ya got me wondering when we are going to start seeing Casa Wad’s cleaning progress on YouTube  ?
and how many feral Pahrump kitties is she feeding ?
when will the pleas commence for kittie food and liter ?
will she have problems at the BMV ?
will she finally get the caregiver she so desperately needs ?
pnone problems...computer problems...damn malfunctioning dump button...
(did she get a free computer mailed to her from Missouri ?)
when will the dark web camera feeds go live ?
will snoory wind up buying her a pair of glasses ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTIqJYu-V7s

George has entered into a seriouse weight lifting regiment. He will be buff in no time.

I enjoyed the part where he did his Drax impersonation and moved so slow that no one could see him.

Lilith

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on May 18, 2018, 01:21:26 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTIqJYu-V7s

George has entered into a seriouse weight lifting regiment. He will be buff in no time.

I enjoyed the part where he did his Drax impersonation and moved so slow that no one could see him.

As I was watching it, I was thinking to myself, that George would get better exercise cleaning his place.

GravitySucks

Quote from: brig on May 18, 2018, 01:43:26 AM
As I was watching it, I was thinking to myself, that George would get better exercise cleaning his place.

How long before he chips a tooth and needs stitches in his lip?

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on May 18, 2018, 01:21:26 AM
... George has entered into a seriouse weight lifting regiment. He will be buff in no time...

He's already buff, this is to augment his remarkable upper body strength

He's like that fat kid on southpark cartoon who was  drinking 50 protéine shakes à day,telling his friends he was getting butched up when all he did was get fatter.


It was great seeing George gliding through those aisles at Walmart with ease.  Too bad he doesn't have his own
personal mobility cart.  Perhaps he could "find" one downstairs or barring that maybe Uncle Sam should purchase
one for him.  The crushed spine and shattered knee caps really make that walking business a real drag................

https://www.medicare.gov/Pubs/pdf/11046-Medicare-Wheelchair-Scooter.pdf

Two pages on how to get one from Uncle Sam and two pages on fraud. 50/50 proposition I guess.   

whoozit

Quote from: brig on May 18, 2018, 01:43:26 AM
As I was watching it, I was thinking to myself, that George would get better exercise cleaning his place.
I think once those 5lb weights are too small he can start lifting his jahoobies.  Those have to be at least 10lbs each.

Oh no.  Who knew Uncle Sam was such a Debbie Downer?    :-[

QuoteYou can use the equipment within your home (for example, it’s not too
big to fit through doorways in your home or blocked by floor surfaces or
things in its path).

Guess no Medicare scooter for George...............

GravitySucks

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 18, 2018, 05:57:58 AM
It was great seeing George gliding through those aisles at Walmart with ease.  Too bad he doesn't have his own
personal mobility cart.  Perhaps he could "find" one downstairs or barring that maybe Uncle Sam should purchase
one for him.  The crushed spine and shattered knee caps really make that walking business a real drag................

https://www.medicare.gov/Pubs/pdf/11046-Medicare-Wheelchair-Scooter.pdf

Two pages on how to get one from Uncle Sam and two pages on fraud. 50/50 proposition I guess.

Definitely a lot of fraud was involved with those. Not sure if there still is. This company had to go bankrupt and shut down here in Texas because they were raided by the FBI 5 years ago.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scooter_Store

LadyFish

Falkie says too busy for the iguana check at the ER this week, maybe next week.

Is lifting weights an activity of choice for someone with an iguana?

The Crone could have found the oven cleaner. Though since Falkie was buying it to get the grease off his kitchen cupboard doors, it was probably a good thing he couldn’t find it.


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