The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Walks_At_Night]

Falkie says too busy for the iguana check at the ER this week, maybe next week.

Is lifting weights an activity of choice for someone with an iguana?

The Crone could have found the oven cleaner. Though since Falkie was buying it to get the grease off his kitchen cupboard doors, it was probably a good thing he couldn’t find it.

He's probably Iguana free don't you think?  The way YP described it, it seemed pretty gnarlly.  Besides, if he did have one, he
would be on the bench for AlienCon.   That can't happen............

I think the pain in his innards is more Hormel related:

[Happier Times are Coming]

He's probably Iguana free don't you think?  The way YP described it, it seemed pretty gnarlly.  Besides, if he did have one, he
would be on the bench for AlienCon.   That can't happen............

I think the pain in his innards is more Hormel related:

sorry, but I disagree
didn’t you notice that can say 99% fat free ?
damn, my doctor has pictures of that on a poster with the caption “EAT HEALTHIER WITH HORMEL”
and instead of the old sucker I get a can of HORMEL !

no, SENDA already diagnosed a IGUANA hernia !
and need I remind you he has been reading medical journals since the age of 3...

[Happier Times are Coming]

He was the only person in the store.

a question for you...
IF you worked there or were a customer there...
would YOU recognizing FALKIE, as he is a well known YouTube personality, desire to be up close and personal or run like hell in the opposite direction ?

?maybe that is the reason SENDA “never has problems at stores”...
like slow Kathleen so often experiences?

[Renegade Smurf]

I see your point. A mere glance at the floating fat man rolling down the aisle at me in his Wall-E chair would give me à panic attaque.

PS I think slow Kathy might be a living fosil.  It is possible through générations of inbreeding to bring out recessive and primitive gènes.  In her case, it is Neanderthal DNA.

[Metron2267]

Falkie “plunging the toilet” is a euphemism for...
masturbation in the men’s restroom at the gas station with the door open...
where he was employed before a lady walked in, saw him “plunging the toilet” with his shorts down to his ankles and reported him to management...

FALKIE still maintains he was just “plunging the toilet”
LOl

Wait, it wasn't a glory hole ?

[Happier Times are Coming]

Wait, it wasn't a glory hole ?

no, no, no...
the “glory hole” ordeal goes back to his brief career managing a “video store”...
what most would call a, you know, porn shoppe
toys, vhs, magazines, blow up you know...
and the infamous “private quarter viewing booths”
often with large “peep holes” NOT intended for peeping, but something else...
well, just say SENDA’s career as “manager” actually was “maintenance and cleaning up” of the private booths...
got fired for continually MIA and being reported to management for looking in those “peep holes” and scaring the shit out of paying customers with his pie hole agape and his snaggletooth glistening in the flickering light

[chefist]

He's probably Iguana free don't you think?  The way YP described it, it seemed pretty gnarlly.  Besides, if he did have one, he
would be on the bench for AlienCon.   That can't happen............

I think the pain in his innards is more Hormel related:

[damon]

Chefist® hows your day?

[Inglorious Bitch]

Mobility cart Senda is the best Senda


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVpqxMmnf3E

Take that Crone!

This fat, lazy fuckwad is too lazy to even walk around in a store. He's probably too lazy to wipe his own ass.

[damon]

This fat, lazy fuckwad is too lazy to even walk around in a store. He's probably too lazy to wipe his own ass.

I feel sorry for the caregiver when is time for him to wipe falkie's big fat ass

[GravitySucks]

This fat, lazy fuckwad is too lazy to even walk around in a store. He's probably too lazy to wipe his own ass.

He buys 4 rolls of toilet paper every time he goes to the store. He should eat them. That way he would get more fiber and wipe his ass on the way out.

[Lilith]

What time is Senda's live pay to call show ?

[Northern Nights]

What time is Senda's live pay to call show ?

The Master doesn't follow schedules like us mere mortals. Hater!

[Richard Groyper]

What time is Senda's live pay to call show ?

im gonna call without paying.

[damon]

im gonna call without paying.

If people are going to give money just remember to tell the IRS on how much money that falkie has "earned" and send him a 1099 form so he has to pay taxes.

[littlechris]

What time is Senda's live pay to call show ?

If so, I’m willing to pay $10 a minute to interrogate him live on air. Proceeds can go to charity or George’s wallet. Doesn’t matter to me. He’ll decline cuz he’s a FAT COWARDLY CUNT!

[Happier Times are Coming]

im gonna call without paying.

or might I suggest the “Falkie way” and use your dead mother’s American Express Card

[Happier Times are Coming]

If so, I’m willing to pay $10 a minute to interrogate him live on air. Proceeds can go to charity or George’s wallet. Doesn’t matter to me. He’ll decline cuz he’s a FAT COWARDLY CUNT!

or a person might pay...
the poor Pizza Delivery Girl’s TIP (she is still waiting)
the poor Americans in Puerto Rico (they are waiting)
the poor Texans in Houston (they are still waiting)
Curtis (he is still waiting on his ticket Falkie promised)

[Happier Times are Coming]

What time is Senda's live pay to call show ?

What time does Heather’s “little show” start ?

[GravitySucks]

or a person might pay...
the poor Pizza Delivery Girl’s TIP (she is still waiting)
the poor Americans in Puerto Rico (they are waiting)
the poor Texans in Houston (they are still waiting)
Curtis (he is still waiting on his ticket Falkie promised)

Las Vegas shooting victims.

[GravitySucks]

What time does Heather’s “little show” start ?

12 midnight eastern

[Happier Times are Coming]

Las Vegas shooting victims.

thank you for reminding me !
LOL
I am sure we forgot others he has “mentioned” to accomplish his scam con or grift of the week !

[Happier Times are Coming]

12 midnight eastern

no problem then...
damn, having Falkies on should NOT require a dump button anyway !
or a timeout button
or a ban button
LOL

[Lilith]

im gonna call without paying.

It's my understanding that if he hangs up, nobody has to pay.

[Icy Nothing]

no, SENDA already diagnosed a IGUANA hernia !
and need I remind you he has been reading medical journals since the age of 3...

Yeah, but has he read any lately?  And by "reading" them at age 3 did he mean "scribbled on them with crayons"?

[Rally Squirrel]

It's my understanding that if he hangs up, nobody has to pay.

Senda has said no to that offer. He needs to be in charge.

This one sounds to me like he will only respond in chat to people that donate.
Although he never seems to read the chat anyways.

[Yorkshire pud]

Yeah, but has he read any lately?  And by "reading" them at age 3 did he mean "scribbled on them with crayons"?

Absolutely not !!!!! He was well versed in all things medical to such a degree that without any form of formal or even informal training at any recognised medical school, he is in a position to denounce the surgeon who conducted his recent cataract operations as useless.

The fact that he was specifically told under no circumstances should he scratch or interfere with his healing eyes made no difference, and so with absolute confidence he did indeed rub and scratch his itching eyes with his fingers; Which was bad enough, but Senda has a problem with hygiene and his fingers and nails especially are ingrained with shit...Yes really.

This had absolutely no bearing on the extended and possibly detrimental lack of healing of his eyes.. Naturally if possible he'll try to find a way to sue the doctors, the entire theatre staff, the hospital and anyone else he can think of.. Fortunately though (Because Senda is a big believer in justice) the YT videos of him scratching his eyes against medical advice have been saved and can be presented if there is so much as a sniff that he might take such action..This is despite him deleting said videos when it was pointed out to him he was doing a dangerous thing. 

[Fyodor Gutman]

Senda deleted at least one of the angry, borderline psychotic videos from last weekend.

[Icy Nothing]

Absolutely not !!!!! He was well versed in all things medical to such a degree that without any form of formal or even informal training at any recognised medical school, he is in a position to denounce the surgeon who conducted his recent cataract operations as useless.

The fact that he was specifically told under no circumstances should he scratch or interfere with his healing eyes made no difference, and so with absolute confidence he did indeed rub and scratch his itching eyes with his fingers; Which was bad enough, but Senda has a problem with hygiene and his fingers and nails especially are ingrained with shit...Yes really.

This had absolutely no bearing on the extended and possibly detrimental lack of healing of his eyes.. Naturally if possible he'll try to find a way to sue the doctors, the entire theatre staff, the hospital and anyone else he can think of.. Fortunately though (Because Senda is a big believer in justice) the YT videos of him scratching his eyes against medical advice have been saved and can be presented if there is so much as a sniff that he might take such action..This is despite him deleting said videos when it was pointed out to him he was doing a dangerous thing. 

I stand corrected!  I can only assume that his collections of Lancet and JAMA went into the same dumpster as his super-rare comic books and the complete series of Star Trek on 35mm film.  Thanks for setting me straight, Pud. 

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Absolutely not !!!!! He was well versed in all things medical to such a degree that without any form of formal or even informal training at any recognised medical school, he is in a position to denounce the surgeon who conducted his recent cataract operations as useless.

The fact that he was specifically told under no circumstances should he scratch or interfere with his healing eyes made no difference, and so with absolute confidence he did indeed rub and scratch his itching eyes with his fingers; Which was bad enough, but Senda has a problem with hygiene and his fingers and nails especially are ingrained with shit...Yes really.

This had absolutely no bearing on the extended and possibly detrimental lack of healing of his eyes.. Naturally if possible he'll try to find a way to sue the doctors, the entire theatre staff, the hospital and anyone else he can think of.. Fortunately though (Because Senda is a big believer in justice) the YT videos of him scratching his eyes against medical advice have been saved and can be presented if there is so much as a sniff that he might take such action..This is despite him deleting said videos when it was pointed out to him he was doing a dangerous thing. 

you are having way too much fun.