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Quote from: SaucyRossy on July 29, 2015, 03:11:17 AM
I missed all of the open lines calls!

Oh man... you missed heaven. Subscribe for it. Seriously. Next time there is open lines I am just gonna call using a Rust Chole soundboard from True Detective. It will sound as super deep as Hoagie is.

Quote from: Dixon Bawls on July 29, 2015, 03:04:51 AM
Me too. Moar Hoaggab.

Can we have a vote on it being either Hoagab or Hoaggab? Make MV do this.

Quote from: ShayP on July 29, 2015, 03:04:39 AM
KING DIAMOND!!!!

Dude I SHIT BRICKS when I heard the music.

Hoagie's reaction to his stalker threatening to "haunt him until he (Richard) kills him".

Quote from: Claudius on July 29, 2015, 02:50:09 AM
Well you are the Cultural Advisor now. Basically RCHs Goebbels now.

The banality of Richard.

FREAKING LOOOOOOOLLLLLL. HELLOOOO HELLO HELLOOO? "I'm gonna haunt you until you kill me."

I drew a picture for Richard.

Quote from: lonevoice on July 29, 2015, 02:27:30 AM
That last call did it for me.  I just subscribed to The Other Side of Midnight.

I'm about to as well. Just think, in few years we will be listening to old episodes on u7 and talking about this on Hoagab.

Quote from: Spinner on July 29, 2015, 02:24:10 AM
Wow... this caller.

Did RCH just faint...?

No, he doesn't know how to end the call. When we ended ours he kept me on. I hung up realizing this to spare you all giggles. I love how oddly run this thing is. I really am starting to like Richard.

Quote from: ShayP on July 29, 2015, 02:19:59 AM
More callers dammit! 

See here is Richard's problem (and I've advised him on it, so don't fret), the topics keep jumping all over the place and I don't even know where to start. It's like huffing metallic spray paint from a paper bag, while coming down of PCP, and having a hobo try to hypnotize you.

Quote from: qaddisin on July 29, 2015, 02:18:48 AM
Yeah. I lost my keys there. Never did find the damn things.

Hahaha. Even better reference.

Quote from: qaddisin on July 29, 2015, 02:12:51 AM
I would suggest a job that has a bit more meaning. Like manually masturbating caged animals for artificial insemination.

I did that when I lived in Jersey. Where you at that convince store where I told the guy about shell shock?

Quote from: Morgus on July 29, 2015, 02:11:39 AM
But Hoagland said he has many applicants for that position...

And Richard says you can't find it in writing that I am not.

All that Bellgab needs to know from this moment out, is that I am Richard's Cultural Advisor.

LOL GOT HIM

Quote from: Dixon Bawls on July 29, 2015, 01:59:56 AM
I can't wait. Tears are streaming down my face in anticipation.

Could that be Rich Evans?

Quote from: Claudius on July 29, 2015, 01:59:25 AM
Open Lines Soon!!!

God help this poor old fool when those lines open up... I've been calling since the show started. Someone picked it up and slammed it down 30 minutes ago.

Is there a larger version of this photo? My wallet and an empty frame require it.

Quote from: ShayP on July 29, 2015, 01:49:00 AM
While making love...do you think....

nevermind.

Tell me more, tell me more, did Richard put up a fight?

Quote from: popple on July 29, 2015, 01:43:08 AM
Hoagie should broadcast from a beanbag chair.

The beanbag chair is where he makes love to his special lady.

Quote from: ShayP on July 29, 2015, 01:40:46 AM
Like the beginning of Iron Maiden's 'Rime of the Ancient Mariner.' 

Up the Irons. Great song.

Quote from: Spinner on July 29, 2015, 01:39:57 AM
RCH definitely needs a new chair.

I am gonna start a Patreon for Hoagie to get a new chair tomorrow. Won't you please help?

I've listened to all of Hoagies shows so far. I can't stand him as a human being, but it makes me empathize with him. I love how incompetent he is. It's charming.

Quote from: Pam J on July 19, 2015, 11:44:00 PM
Christ YOU ARE A SCUMBAG

What a horrid and childish little attitude you have.

Quote from: chefist on July 19, 2015, 11:34:20 PM
You are...but you just impugned Art's character...so now you are a Dave Bot...

Oh for god's sake. The hive mind is strong. Huge Art fan and you can take your little judgmental self through my post history to see that. Is this place so childish that people are divided into two groups? Can't stand Dave or having to lower myself to say that I don't to appease some clown. As for Art's "impugned" character, he isn't beyond reproach and is a human being that makes mistakes like the rest of us. Either knowing his history or old C2C shows would have revealed that. Everyone has flaws.

Quote from: PathoJen on July 19, 2015, 11:32:54 PM
Guys we can have opinions. I'm sorry they differ from yours. It's nothing personal. And I'm certainly not a Davebot. I'm just bummed out.

Totally agree. It's kind of a sad day when some of Falkie's Bellgab criticisms are true.

Quote from: Rockaria on July 19, 2015, 11:26:54 PM
Thank you -- well said.  It really puts me off trying to listen to Art. I don't give a rat's ass what the girl thinks. What in the hell us Art thinking??? Is he going to screw up again???

He is thinking with his pee pee. Remember that lady that used to call in with the "hey you's" and flirt? Or the teen girl that liked to play harem girl? Art likes the ladies to a fault. People saying they don't like Redacted on the show doesn't mean we dislike her personally. We are entitled to our minority opinions.

Quote from: Stephen on July 19, 2015, 11:23:39 PM
opinion - redacted made her bones with that great pre-show interview from yesterday... just sayin'...

Not to dog on her, but it wasn't a great interview. It wasn't an interview at all. It was just one us kissing Art's butt and geeking out. (Not that there is any shame in that)

Quote from: lasertron on July 19, 2015, 11:20:06 PM
yeah, but "what do you think, Redacted?" "Say goodbye, Redacted" is a little much. There's no place for a cohost with an internet handle here.

^This^ Bellgab is so niche and we already have Gabcast. It makes it look the show is scrapping the bottom of the die hard barrel. I just want Art. At least use an adult name and not an internet handle.

Quote from: aldousburbank on July 19, 2015, 11:19:42 PM
They have great chemistry is what.

I don't like it. Art sure has a thing for skirts. Is it not going to be just Art on the show?