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Started by sillydog, April 07, 2008, 11:21:45 PM

WOTR

Quote from: WhiteCrow on January 29, 2016, 03:58:47 PM
But ..More importantly Mr Bell, do think MV will ever want to dream again, of mowing your lawn?..  that is if you actually have a lawn.

Love Art.. Please come back..

Please note the time and date stamps on the following posts.  Your question has already been answered.  No need to call into open lines this gabcast... ;)

Quote from: WOTR on January 21, 2016, 08:33:53 PM
Last that I heard, MV had even withdrawn his offer to pack up the mower to cut Arts lawn.
Quote from: MV on January 22, 2016, 12:02:14 AM
nah, i'd still cut art's lawn.

Quote from: WOTR on January 29, 2016, 03:24:54 PM
Damn- she looks... Healthy for 70.  I am having trouble picking her out of the line up and may need a clue.  Can you tell what colour her bikini bottoms are in the pic, or not?

Bwaaah ha ha . Aint a one of them that are 70. And WTF is up w/ the colored hair ? :o


gabrielle

Quote from: ItsOver on January 29, 2016, 04:06:40 PM
Not to worry, sir.  I'm sure BellaHaven is just around the corner.  Tea and crumpets, anyone?

Don't forget the unicorns and flowers!!!   

paladin1991

Quote from: coaster on January 29, 2016, 03:52:27 PM
We need to get Mike Rowe to do a dirty jobs episode about dentists, gynos, proctologists, and cab-barf removal. Thems the dirty jobs.
Some, if not all, of the above is covered under a genre commonly referred to as porn.

Quote from: Art Bell on January 29, 2016, 03:35:54 PM
Yes I will still do the Cast. The price for Dental work is nuts.

Art
HOLY FUCK...   Grand Slam

paladin1991

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on January 29, 2016, 03:55:55 PM
I haven't had a colonoscopy yet, but I did recently undergo my first prostate exam. Eyes the size of saucers. This middle age business is for the birds.

Was that when you saw the size of his finger or was love at first feel?

paladin1991

Quote from: WOTR on January 29, 2016, 03:32:39 PM
Finally... The answer as to where the millions went. 8)

I have two crowns to get replaced at $1350 a pop...  My dentist probably takes his private jet to his yacht in order to reach his private island in the Bahamas.

Jesus.  Don't you have insurance?

WOTR

Quote from: (Sandman) Logan-5 on January 29, 2016, 04:07:18 PM
Bwaaah ha ha . Aint a one of them that are 70. And WTF is up w/ the colored hair ? :o
Are you insinuating that the drapes don't match the curtains?

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on January 29, 2016, 03:59:37 PM
It actually cost me. MV downgraded me from crackhead mode to meth lab mode because he felt my criticisms of St. Louis were lukewarm and wishy washy.

yep i only got Turbo Mode for three days  and the password for Secret Mode was changed 
   and there is the Post 10  or  Post 20 which only allows you that many posts a day    it's all about the new  Bellgab  Rehab Program 

Praise MV

Quote from: coaster on January 29, 2016, 03:41:19 PM
True, but they dig around people's disgusting mouths for a living. That deserves a hefty paycheck imo. I couldn't do it. Theres a reason why dentists are on the top of the list when it comes to suicide rates per profession.
While I am on the subject of disgusting professions, podiatrists have to be miserable. Touching people's stinky feet all day. No thanks. Humans are pretty gross.
LOL... especially if it's Al Bundy 

ItsOver

Quote from: gabrielle on January 29, 2016, 04:08:21 PM
Don't forget the unicorns and flowers!!!
A thousand pardons, madam.  I'll be down in the basement, picking my teeth and playing pool with the other miscreants.



Quote from: WOTR on January 29, 2016, 04:11:37 PM
Are you insinuating that the drapes don't match the curtains?
Yes... Yes Sir I Am.        :D

WOTR

Quote from: paladin1991 on January 29, 2016, 04:11:28 PM
Jesus.  Don't you have insurance?
I do... Sunlife... 80% coverage- but they decide what they believe the dentist rates should be and I don't think they have increased in a decade.  So, my dentist will charge what he wants (and what other dentists charge) and sunlife has determined that they charge SHOULD only be around $800 each.  They will cover 80% of $800 and the rest is out of pocket.

Insurance is a great racket to get into if you are sleazy, underhanded and have no morals (but like money.)

*** Perhaps I am being hasty.  Maybe if I request that the crown be made out of 100% leaded mercury, that they do not use anesthetic and that they do not use new or sterilized instruments I could get a crown replaced for $800.***

ItsOver

Quote from: paladin1991 on January 29, 2016, 04:10:06 PM
Was that when you saw the size of his finger or was love at first feel?
It has to be love.


gabrielle

Quote from: ItsOver on January 29, 2016, 04:13:03 PM
A thousand pardons, madam.  I'll be down in the basement, picking my teeth and playing pool with the other miscreants.




I know how to clear a billiard table if I have the right cue....just sayin....

I put my tea on the bar, and mark my pocket angle no problem....LOL. 

ItsOver

Quote from: WOTR on January 29, 2016, 04:14:54 PM
I do... Sunlife... 80% coverage- but they decide what they believe the dentist rates should be and I don't think they have increased in a decade.  So, my dentist will charge what he wants (and what other dentists charge) and sunlife has determined that they charge SHOULD only be around $800 each.  They will cover 80% of $800 and the rest is out of pocket.

Insurance is a great racket to get into if you are sleazy, underhanded and have no morals (but like money.)
Yep.  Talk about an open-ended deal.  They make the rules, you pay as they see fit.

whoozit

Quote from: paladin1991 on January 29, 2016, 04:10:06 PM
Was that when you saw the size of his finger or was love at first feel?
You don't want the nickname of your Proctologist to be "Sausage Fingers".

SciFiAuthor

Quote from: paladin1991 on January 29, 2016, 04:10:06 PM
Was that when you saw the size of his finger or was love at first feel?

Finger? You mean he was only supposed to use one? I find the whole thing confusing, ask Sredni for the details.

ItsOver

Quote from: GravitySucks on January 29, 2016, 04:08:18 PM
Virtual colonoscopy- only way to go

http://www.niddk.nih.gov/health-information/health-topics/diagnostic-tests/virtual-colonoscopy/Pages/diagnostic-test.aspx
Unfortunately, I fall under these guidelines:

"However, while some gastroenterologists use a virtual colonoscopy to screen for colon cancer, not enough evidence exists to fully assess its effectiveness as a screening tool.  Instead, the U.S. Preventive Services Task Force recommends fecal occult blood testing, sigmoidoscopy, or colonoscopy for colon cancer screening.

The American College of Gastroenterology recommends screening for colon cancer

at age 50 for people who are not at increased risk of the disease."

My GI doc isn't even completely happy with the time guidelines for colonoscopies.

OK, they're about to give me my weekend release from the old folk's home so I can't talk about old fart medical issues anymore.  I don't want to become a complete stereotype.

Imconfused

Quote from: Art Bell on January 29, 2016, 02:24:34 PM
I honestly can not say what my path is for air work. The first consideration is security. After that I might do a little bit and see how it goes. At the moment everything is in the air. I have to spend some "quality" time with my Dentist in the short term, jeez I hate Dental work. I can see myself doing a day or two a Week IF we feel secure about it.

Honestly - fuck off of this site.  Nobody gives a shit anymore.


ItsOver

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on January 29, 2016, 04:18:48 PM
Finger? You mean he was only supposed to use one? I find the whole thing confusing, ask Sredni for the details.
We're wandering dangerously close to Man-dolphin extracurricular activities again, SciFi.  Don't make LoneVoice post the infamous video clip again.  I beg you.

ItsOver

Quote from: Imconfused on January 29, 2016, 04:27:31 PM
Honestly - fuck off of this site.  Nobody gives a shit anymore.
Sir, if we're talking colonoscopies, we obviously DO give a shit.

Imconfused

Quote from: ItsOver on January 29, 2016, 04:28:51 PM
Sir, if we're talking colonoscopies, we obviously DO give a shit.

Well,  that's the only exception.  I understand.  Good luck.


GravitySucks

Quote from: Imconfused on January 29, 2016, 04:27:31 PM
Honestly - fuck off of this site.  Nobody gives a shit anymore.

Ok Dave. We get it.

Imconfused

Quote from: GravitySucks on January 29, 2016, 04:31:07 PM
Ok Dave. We get it.

aaaand the CUCK  has spoken...........

look out everybody!



ziznak

Quote from: whoozit on January 29, 2016, 04:17:52 PM
You don't want the nickname of your Proctologist to be "Sausage Fingers".
how about "fat donky cock fingers"?

pate

Quote from: WOTR on January 29, 2016, 04:11:37 PM
Are you insinuating that the drapes don't match the curtains?
I am calling you out on the carpet for messing up that phrase.  #patePeeve

/reported for idiom failure

Freyja

Quote from: Art Bell on January 29, 2016, 02:24:34 PM
I honestly can not say what my path is for air work. The first consideration is security. After that I might do a little bit and see how it goes. At the moment everything is in the air. I have to spend some "quality" time with my Dentist in the short term, jeez I hate Dental work. I can see myself doing a day or two a Week IF we feel secure about it.

Art you had asked for questions and I have a couple more for you:

What does feeling secure entail? What does that look like?

If I recall correctly, the threat to leave the air was a phone call which you attributed to some crank, possibly young and you did not take it seriously. Then the other "incidents" occurred. How do you then ascertain that the phone call & "stalker" are even related and/or that the motive of this alleged "stalker" is solely to keep you off the air?

Good luck with the dental work....I share immense dislike/anxiety for this as well.



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