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Haiku for Noory-san

Started by aldousburbank, February 23, 2011, 05:14:27 PM

pate

Listened past midnight
IQ dropped by thirty points
Heard the artless fNoord

wr250

New York Times Best Times Seller
top right corner ,makes
its a george nooryism,he sucks

wr250

george makes bellgab top right corner
smells like tooomeric
and turkee,GNS

wr250

worst case scenarios tonight
radioactive wind blows
morbid george manages to not giggle

wr250

great lakes,Mississippi river, haunted
mustache wax flows
a real coast show? i think not

b_dubb

Quote from: wr250 on June 20, 2014, 10:58:02 AM
great lakes,Mississippi river, haunted
mustache wax flows
a real coast show? i think not
this haiku has been co-opted by Taintco

wr250

Quote from: b_dubb on June 20, 2014, 12:56:07 PM
this haiku has been co-opted by Taintco

taintco mustache wax & degreaser
gabcasters are appalled
taintco sponsers noorys ligwig?

zeebo

New Noory sponsor
Better than Carnivora
Taintco Butthurt-Ease

MV/Liberace!

With back feet kicking
Mean babies scream in the night
I think of the Jetsons

wr250

guitar wails quietly,distorted
bass is turned up to high
must be sumerging artist sunday

pate

Too soon... wait it is
Today!  Icepick earplugs and
booze: let's hear fNoordy!

b_dubb

George Noory's ear buds
Familiar to all else as
Butt plugs stuffed in ass

pate

Haiku commercial
I am on my side are you?
Seppuku of thread

wr250

Quote from: pate on June 22, 2014, 06:53:27 AM
Haiku commercial
I am on my side are you?
Seppuku of thread

haiku delayed,commercial is on
medical advisor ty bollinger...
20 more minutes of commercials

wr250

catholic priest, exorcist
angels and demons
noory rearranges 3x5 cards gleefully

pate

Saw random haiku
High as stratosphere that night
Jorge fNoord still sucks

wr250

space ,the final frontier, explored
space, between noorys ears
hides the Einstein 3x5 card

wr250

bad medical advice and ufo's
almost a coast show
need a can of noory-be-gone

pate

Tune in at midnight
Huff can of Noory-Be-Gone
Dave sNoory still sucks..

wr250

last thursday of the month
LMH drones on
noory snoozes, or does he fap?

wr250

toooomeric dyed mustache wax
see-krut door friday
pizza roles, rule the night

wr250

its a super suck weekend
fri see-krut lines and
stupendously stupid super suck sunday

wr250

fourth of july,fireworks
george noory hides
behind the see-krut door

pate

Every time Jorch speaks
Puppy gets waterboarded
Why you hate puppies?

wr250

mirror on the table,face up
red lines abound
noorys night of toooomeric approaches

Mr. Fidget

Ears not hearing... two
plus lips flapping... two... equals
bad radio, four hours

pate

Ears not hearing... two
plus lips mud fapping ...seven?
bad radio four hours

wr250

mouth, full of turkee sammich
fumblegums, speaksh
another night of snooron.

pate

dave or Dave I'm lost
July sixth dave not fNoordy?
still didn't listen

wr250

Quote from: pate on July 06, 2014, 10:32:04 AM
dave or Dave I'm lost
July sixth dave not fNoordy?
still didn't listen

worry not, bellgab friend
its super suck sunday
snoorons submerging artists aplenty

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