Explain the Bellgab universe...

[The General]

How would you explain the Bellgab universe to the uninitiated?

"It's an internet forum where people who probably believe in aliens gang up on a guy from Pittsburgh. There's also a supplemental podcast."

[chefist]

How would you explain the Bellgab universe to the uninitiated?

"It's an internet forum where people who probably believe in aliens gang up on a guy from Pittsburgh. There's also a supplemental podcast."

Leave your butt hurt at the door...

[wr250]

bellgab cannot be explained. bellgab must be experienced.

[eyenoeyeno]

These bitches be crazy.

[Heather Wade]

Once upon a time there was a forum; on this forum everyone agreed that George Noory sucks and Art Bell is the real deal.  One day, George Noory showed up, and was nearly eaten by bloodthirsty piranhas.  One day Art Bell showed up, and heart beats skipped all across the forum.  There was the great Dark Matter of 2013, and there was much rejoicing.  Art quit Dark Matter, and much butthurt was experienced. 


A podcast about the forum about these radio shows was started, and there was partying.  George called the podcast twice... Art called once... and many asked, "Is this real?"


BellGabbers still don't dig Dave Noorie, but thrive in the excitement of Midnight In The Desert with Art Bell starting on July 20th, 2015.  There is much talk and delicious speculation of high strangeness to come. 


BellGab.  All my friends are here.

[jazmunda]

BellGab is the witness protection program of the internet.

[starrmtn001]

BellGab.  It is what it is and that's all it needs to be.

[ItsOver]

How would you explain the Bellgab universe to the uninitiated?

"It's an internet forum where people who probably believe in aliens gang up on a guy from Pittsburgh. There's also a supplemental podcast."

Where else can you find so many folks who agree on something. GNS.

[Dateline]

You can go crazy and still stay free.

[b_dubb]

Too much free time

[nbirnes]

BellGab.  All my friends are here.

Paused. And dabbed a tear at the truth of this sentence.

[chefist]

Paused. And dabbed a tear at the truth of this sentence.

Nancy... Aren't any of those old "Ufo Hunter" guys BellGabbers? Does Bill come here? What we're not good enough? ;-)

[chinaclipper]

laughs, face palms and head shakes, puzzlements, almost anger, ahhhs, nods, and downright enjoyment!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

It's better not to say anything.  When I try I get my family members recoiling and briefly displaying disgust before deciding to act like a parent patiently listening to their child's latest story from the high school lunchroom.

[chinaclipper]

p.s.  also, wishing for a "like" button.

[nbirnes]

Nancy... Aren't any of those old "Ufo Hunter" guys BellGabbers? Does Bill come here? What we're not good enough? ;-)

The closest we've come to a real UFO Hunter is a friend of the wonderful Pat Uskert, the guy who goes down holes when nobody else will. With scuba equipment. He and friend are making a beautiful movie about Slovakia right now.

Wasted opportunity. Here's an idea: why not have Bellgab.inc help me put together a UFO Hunters Season 4, and I will guarantee all the participants will get back to work. Then we can sell said idea to a network and MV can split the proceeds with VDVN Enterprices.â,,¢

Kidding. And Bill never posts anywhere. He's mostly luddite.

[Roswells, Art]

One day, George Noory showed up, and was nearly eaten by bloodthirsty piranhas. 

P.S. that isn't true. Before I joined up here I read the gns thread from the beginning and was as surprised as everyone else that gnoory started posting here. You will see if you go back that most members rolled over to get their tummy rubbed by gnoory. I was disappoint.

[nbirnes]

It's better not to say anything.  When I try I get my family members recoiling and briefly displaying disgust before deciding to act like a parent patiently listening to their child's latest story from the high school lunchroom.

There's a lot of first-world shaming involved with bellgabbing, not to mention spell-checker-redlining. I like to make up words. I talk to invisible people about airwaves.

This is a hobby that could land you in a rubber room or worse. Be careful, my friends. Stay cheerful.

[Autistic Star Children]

Polarizing.

[Roswells, Art]

There's a lot of first-world shaming involved with bellgabbing, not to mention spell-checker-redlining. I like to make up words. I talk to invisible people about airwaves.

This is a hobby that could land you in a rubber room or worse. Be careful, my friends. Stay cheerful.
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Tell me about these airwaves.

[chefist]

The closest we've come to a real UFO Hunter is a friend of the wonderful Pat Uskert, the guy who goes down holes when nobody else will. With scuba equipment. He and friend are making a beautiful movie about Slovakia right now.

Wasted opportunity. Here's an idea: why not have Bellgab.inc help me put together a UFO Hunters Season 4, and I will guarantee all the participants will get back to work. Then we can sell said idea to a network and MV can split the proceeds with VDVN Enterprices.â,,¢

Kidding. And Bill never posts anywhere. He's mostly luddite.

Too bad...we all love when Art posts...Bill would be right up there!

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

ONE:   There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man’s fears, and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call ... The BellGab Zone.

TWO:   It's designed to make MV..... (all praise to the MV. may he always be rant ready. may he ever present us with avatars of deep disturbance. all praise to the MV.)..... money.

THREE:   It's internet crack.

[nbirnes]

Too bad...we all love when Art posts...Bill would be right up there!

You are very astute. Maybe Art can shame Bill into posting.

[nbirnes]

Tell me about these airwaves.

This is a shot in the dark, speaking of airwaves. I'm looking into something called Muse (not the Adobe abomination) and the dyne.org in general. Very interesting.

Looks like I can get my terminal to talk to the airwaves for me. Anyone speak Unix?

[chefist]

You are very astute. Maybe Art can shame Bill into posting.

Clearly Bill is not in need of ego massage...good for him...but I appreciate his vast knowledge and story telling...well suited for radio and bbs...tell him from me if I find him interesting, so do many many others!

[nbirnes]

Clearly Bill is not in need of ego massage...good for him...but I appreciate his vast knowledge and story telling...well suited for radio and bbs...tell him from me if I find him interesting, so do many many others!

You, as I said, are astute. It's such an important trait.

Check this out: Roswells_Art just posted a nice reply and I was going to say to her:

Don't you agree that bateman brings out the best in each person he interviews? He's creating a pile of instant classics.

But then, the post disappeared -- and one of the options is that I might be blocked. Say it isn't so, Roswells_Art! I am such a fan of your work!

[Ms. C]

This is a shot in the dark, speaking of airwaves. I'm looking into something called Muse (not the Adobe abomination) and the dyne.org in general. Very interesting.

Looks like I can get my terminal to talk to the airwaves for me. Anyone speak Unix?

UNIX is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Roswells, Art]

You, as I said, are astute. It's such an important trait.

Check this out: Roswells_Art just posted a nice reply and I was going to say to her:

Don't you agree that bateman brings out the best in each person he interviews? He's creating a pile of instant classics.

But then, the post disappeared -- and one of the options is that I might be blocked. Say it isn't so, Roswells_Art! I am such a fan of your work!

ahlol, I removed the post and just sent it to chefist. Yes you are right, he has the ability to bring out the best

[MV/Liberace!]

These bitches be crazy.

We have a winner.

[MV/Liberace!]

BellGab.  All my friends are here.

Well fuck. I would have felt better for you had you told me the test results were positive.