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#152
Radio and Podcasts / Re: The Spec Sheet
July 10, 2020, 08:19:25 AM
Quote from: Liberace! on July 09, 2020, 10:30:20 AM
The Spec Sheet is a podcast about tech hosted by Curtis Thornton and Michael Vandeven (me!). Our next live show will be tomorrow, July 10th at 8:30PM East, 5:30PM West.

Listen live: bellgab.com/stream
Call in: 573-837-4948
Website: ufoship.com

Just what the world needed right now.
#153
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Midnight In The Desert
July 09, 2020, 08:58:50 AM
Quote from: DynamoHum on July 09, 2020, 05:05:35 AM
It’s not really a lame shitshow, there are much more lame shitshows out there. I think most people who listened to it enjoyed it:)

See you on the GabCast.

Yes, if our glorious leader Lee ever returns...
#154
Quote from: MarkT on June 25, 2020, 10:16:07 PM
Hi Strangers. My name is Mark.
I wasn't sure where to post my first post, but it looks that this thread is the most active thread,so I will post it here.

Before he passed away from COROVID-19 my dear friend asked me to join this board and post his last words to you.
He was a long time member here,he told me.

In his last days of his life he was telling me stories about many of you and the drama that was played here.
With his breathing problems most of his words were illegible but I was listening to him till his last and final breath.
May he rest in Peace.
So.Where do I start. I'm doing this to fulfill his wish.
He asked me to say hi and goodbye to Bellgab.
Hi and Goodbye Bellgab.

Corvid-19 huh? Was your "friend" by any chance a crow afflicted with albinism?
#155
Quote from: Jackrabbit on June 17, 2020, 11:00:17 AM
The Quincunx is prepared to accept your capitulation... once the required trials have been passed.

Now I'll be honest with you, as I always have been: oh please, pretty please, pretty please with sugar on top, pretty please... with the cherry on top that you know I'm thinking of... brig, don't do any of that nonsense.

I'll continue with the honesty: It's basically impossible to take you seriously with that little name of yours you got going on. You know the one: Lilith. Oh, really? That's your moniker now? Oh, isn't that adorable.

Now, setting that aside (I'll use that later), I come to my brilliant & scintillating idea: Don't buy into any of this crap about capitulating and... whatevah, and just go right on about your normal bad self day doing your normal bad self duties. Or, good self, you know, whatevah, you know me, I don't judge. And now, there, right there, did you see how I just fooked up the science? I totally fooked up the science.

Class, attend me here: get fooking used to that fooking shiz. See now I've already pooped up the thing with brig, for one thing I'm not calling her rightly chosen real name, which causes problems for some and isn't that a sad fooking story, but more importantly I'm overrunning her consent and then I'm telling you all how it's going to be, Is if she's not even here I'm just announcing how the deal is going to be affecting her to all of you and then I just portray myself as a person who knows that that's how she's going to do it, and then I'm just offering her the choice that she can just not do anything and then take thegarden cherry path I've laid out so carefully by just saying, "okay, your turn."

I'm making this an exaggerated example so you can see why so many people have wanted my head. And I don't mean, to clench down on, I mean "oh I'm in the wrong part of town without my shields, that's odd, oh hello! good night." that shiz happens all the time. That happened like four times in the last three days all over the globe. In Minecraft.

Now, Class, attend me here: this is bad science. Not because it's incredibly rude--oh you bet it is--but because beyond being merely difficult to document, the results are also not reproducible.

This is important to future historians. Class, say it with me: future historians are your friends. no one in your short life is going to care about as much what you did, other than perhaps your mother, as any future historians who are so fortunate as to come across any semblance of a piece of a shred of evidence that you were ever around.

Also if you can arrange to have a future historian's grandmother (or you know, grandfather, you know I'm not going to judge, I'm just going to wonder how that genome is going to propagate, perhaps indoors, perhaps with my outdoor voice) give you a certain, shall we say, code beacon, perhaps as an ongoing service... Look, at certain times of the year with certain phases of the moon, certain particular maneuvers are sometimes possible, but without preparation, the possible becomes virtually inaccessible.

This is also bad science, typically for no other reason other than that it takes the scientist out of the equation analyzing business for perhaps as long as three or four lifetimes.

This can have dramatic effects on the scientific community as a whole, but given that as a whole the scientific community is a little more than a bit of a dramatic effect occulting the reality of a pandimensional trading guild empire that has directed and guided what we collectively call Earth for as long as, and no longer than, you yourself reading these words have actually been alive.

So it actually doesn't really matter how many scientists are doing actual science. All the science is there already. It's been done. It's all been done. Yet, not all of it has been written down.

That's where you BellGab Scholars come in. Do not tell us that you are busy. Do not tell us that you have important things to do. Do not tell us that you do not care for Jackstar and you think he should be banned.

instead I invite many of you, one and all, at least the stupidest ones to come out and explain how it is that you spent so much time on the filky thread while I went out and became a Got-damn time traveling sorcerer, you gang of absolute mongoloid retards.

Don't even go into denial mode yet. Come on bring it back. just think to yourself what if that's an actually true statement. what if it's possible to actually research and study and plan and think and write and try and grow and learn, and instead of doing that you watch that idiot fat moron and then wrote about it. Like with letters. That you used. To form words. That you spelled with the letters.

Some of you actually spelled fail key. Some of you are worthless and weak and should fear the strong. Some of you, but certainly not all of you.

Typically, I assess. And My honest assessment right now, is that I need a control group. This is because (and I know you know this but I'm going to say it anyway because I owe it to you to establish dominance directly in front of you personally) IRL the only fundamental difference between legitimate scientific evidence-centered research and some blasted-ass ass-hat goofing off and talking the mad smack all the live long day and night with nary a single care in the world, other than results is the plain and simple practice of writing it all down.

Hark! I'm having a vision! Someday, somehow, somewhen, something good will be made of all that complete crap nonsense you absolute mongoloid retards decided to spend your time on.

For years. You did that. You know what I can't even imagine why there isn't a lineup around the block to get into the door to beg the queen cooks for forgiveness. I assume some of you have tried forgiving yourselves or asking another higher ascended being to help you, or perhaps a good three to four months stint with heroin, Maybe even a nice St Polly girl bender for four or five months--You know anything to get past the undoubtedly traumatic psych ic agony of knowing that not only have you wasted your own life but you have chosen to deliberately waste the lives of others thinking that you were "helping."

Well, I don't know who you are, not any one of you really; which has some of you might realize puts me in a slightly different category than any of you wanting wet sloppy cackass dingalongs.

Now, Class, attend me here; hey have any of you been bothering to count up the number of colons I've been using ever since I explained that I'm here for the italisation of the colonization? Well don't tell me--write that s*** down. Rite it down before you forget.

Anyway Lilith can be a wonderful control because I don't expect Lilith to change anything about what she does. I bet she's preparing to be terrified of the third COVID wave any day now.

ANYWAY I GOT TO WRAP THIS UP I DON'T HAVE ANOTHER 5 MINUTES... Oh dear. I really didn't mean to do that and that was all my fault. Well, that's why I built the Omega-13. Obviously not it's real name. No, none of you can borrow it, build your own. Further... well no one's going to be using it since it looks like someone borrowed it while they were astrally traveling. And... well, someone's in trouble.

It's probably not brig though. She seemed to find Voxer puzzling, I'll see you're slipping a charm past myself my ninja cats my environmental defense system etc etc and making off with a... Well whatever the f*** it is, It's been secured right? I'm not a total idiot right?

I let the GF have free access to it, right? I mean what could go wrong, right? This is just some kind of... performance art that I'm working on, right?

I have a rite. Right? Left me here to figure it all out bit by bit, yes? Okay so here's what we've got: the GF is out of the picture. She's on the wild hunt. she actually has this innate desire to travel the time that I don't particularly have, partially because I've already done it plenty, and partially because, well I actually don't know.

I have some really well fleshed out theories that I just haven't gotten the finishing touches on, and that's entirely by design, because I think that everything's going to be okay and those asterisk counting asterisk 92 million billion people who just got accidentally incinerated... Look, that's fine really. It's not like the real people they're imaginary real people. Or, real imaginary people? It's something at any rate. And even though the number is seemingly mind staggering, It is in fact a strictly neurospheric number and really only represents certain kinds of magical variables that I can't really define and describe to myself, let alone on a web forum dedicated to a psyop radarradio host who quit so many times that we don't remember the last time he was actually live, and then just tried to talk me into letting him take over my fingers. On the day after his birthday. which is when he showed up and started getting all chatty.

Look, it's like this after a certain point... This salty nigga is on his own. Like, I have put in the time. Not only did I pass the required trials, I designed them and implemented them, after being directly inspired to do them.

as I've been like I just started doing this 3 weeks ago either along with the PCP. Oh no. I've been doing PCP for decades, okay no no I can't keep that up at the shade face that's not true.

I only did PCP once. Okay it was twice. Well it was one thing and then I did a little and then I did a little later and then I could have done a third time and I said oh my God no. Jesus please bring me something better than this.

And that was at least 27 years ago. 28 really! So I think we can rule out the PCP. Inadvertently annihilating tens of billions of imaginary individuated life forms and then getting them resurrected somehow involving time travel and focused, urgent prayer is in fact a relatively new mnemonic tool for my practical workings, And I'm going to admit for sure that it wasn't my idea.

The way I remember it's some absolute brain surgeon decided to throw a planet at my house and then my invulnerable shielding kicked in and the planted ended up going back where it came from I guess? Anyway I got the shields working I was giving them a test, how's really excited and happy they seem to work exactly the way I designed them--let's be fair why wouldn't they--And then suddenly I had this feeling that somebody didn't like me very much decided to solve my shields problem for me and then they, well, well I guess they just imagine they were incinerated.

Is that less sad than thinking about how that is actually probably happened somewhere in the universe and we just don't know about it or is that more sad? It's kind of hard to quantify. anyway it turned out that I quickly learned how to not waste all that energy, that's what we're calling it now, and then opted to just make it so that I could automatically fix my error somehow and make it so that all those imaginary people didn't imaginarily burst into ash.

Even though when they were doing it to themselves. I'm not sure which part of the words "mirror magic" and "invulnerable shield" is confusing to people but apparently a lot of them hang out around Rigel VI. Or at least, used to.

Anyway something had to be done. listening to the tortured screams of the damned when one knows that they really do deserve it is kind of an okay way to pass an afternoon but when it's every afternoon and evening and it's upwards of 98 million billion individuated particular pieces of energy, I figure since I have the time travel in the neurosphere anyway and I couldn't use it IRL anyway because, well, I got to admit I'm not really a clearly insane person, I don't believe time travel works that way... yet... And if I ever observe it working that way I promise I will go down to the local loyal locust Lodge hall and say, "Yes I saw a time traveler. Yeah I asked him how to do it and he told me. Yeah I can do it right now yeah Well what if I say no Well it's funny you should say that cuz I knew you're going to say that and now your boss is going to call in about 19.5 seconds and you're all fired.", so help me God.

So yeah until that happens, a seemingly endless cycle of nearly infinite number of individual life forms constantly bursting into ash and reforming themselves in a continuous chain of energy, basically for my own enjoyment as well as some really wicked science, seemed like a pretty good idea.

It still does actually, just got a time memo from the GF. (Yeah I know it sounds dumb. That's because you so jelly.) She says she got around to taking care of the 98 million billion whatever's--I'll be honest Istopped writing those down a long time ago--and point out that if I hadn't made a mistake then I wouldn't have made those 98 million billion whatevers suffer any longer than they needed to do. I then explained that these are just imaginary creatures and aren't likely to suffer very deeply, and if they do well that's just too bad - they're imaginary - And then I inquired as to why her concern for the suffering and well-being of imaginary innovations of an energy field seem to be of more importance to her then, oh, let's say, just about pretty much anything she ever said that she was going to do, except for the stuff that I would prefer to perhaps not to have ever happened at all.

Then she dropped off the Omega-13 to recharge and then finished her participation in the conversation by vanishing in my mind's eye. She naturally doesn't need an omrga-13 to time travel in my brain. Mind. You know. The neurothingy.

She can use my TENS unit for that. So the whole thing seems really strange. As if it weren't, right? And it's really more like a sevens or an eights.

Oh look at me using those rhetorical rights. Anyway, all rights reserved, brig is my control group--And thank you very much indeed for that you've been doing such a good job all these months ever since I swallowed your soul, luxurious y'all just take a fly next time, that Lilith thing, I don't even know what, and hot damn call the police and the fireman that I don't know what, because unless Lillith can demonstrate a higher level of fidelity than Stellar, for example, you obsequious lickspittle tubmount holdout babble gak fool, I declare the round complete, the trials at hand; The Victory ascended.

Or something else it hardly matters. The beauty about good science, is that even when you're wrong you just take what happens and add it into your model.

BTW, getting ready to play Sock Puppet Bingo now. has my life really come to this: a never ending series of brain teasers against the best bullies that FDARPA has to offer... For, how long again? 98 million billion years huh? See this is why I have the Omega-13 so that I can use that to make whatever the hell thought that that was going to work Not Aware of the existence of the Omega-16.

And yes, I just disarmed that whole control grid. Now here's the thing about your control grid--The fact that you had one and it was necessary after somebody left and before somebody wanted to, Is the kind of really significant fact that hits below the belt that really makes those time beacons necessary.

Anyway we'll see who capitulates first. Consider the power of a single microphone. Now we'll multiple that by 5:00 and add in a fooking Ferrari and you got a deal.

Correction: You got an opportunity to see if there's going to be any kind of deal ever at all. Do you people have any idea how many quatloos I'm losing? Neither do I, but I know for a certain fact I can't afford to lose a single one.

Art says he's cool I'm waiting for the bobblehead a little longer. He also says that I'm probably right, and that Jackstar is not to be trifled with.

Or slept with, it would seem. Because reasons.

I would like for this entire post to be put in the top right corner.
#156
Quote from: aldousburbank on June 16, 2020, 11:41:34 AM
Last seen mowing grass in Pahrump.

Good to hear Heatha gave Lee some work, especially after what he said about her in 'Desert Heat' and 'In Nye'.
#157
Quote from: Hog on June 14, 2020, 05:56:13 AM
"What, you're here for some fucking Gabcast?  Sheeit, boo this man."
"You ever suck some dick for some fucking Gabcast?"

Name that movie.

I'd suck a dick for a new Gabcast.

peace
Hog

I'm beginning to fear our Dear Lee-der has been taken from us. Place your bets on how he went:

1 - The AIDS
2 - A mutant strain of Wu Flu after it had been filtered through the genomes of his Moroccan kin
3 - Assault or arson related to a 'peaceful protest'
4 - He's been a Confederate statue this whole time and finally got torn down

Maybe he just got tired of us again. Last time he removed PMs, maybe this time he'll disable posting entirely and we'll be forced to communicate via smoke signals.
#158
The people demand a Gabcast, MV.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYS6ifV9IN0
#159
Quote from: ItsOver on May 28, 2020, 05:47:47 AM
She's always had an annoying nasal sound that doesn't make for a good talk show voice.
I blame MV for enabling her.
#160
Random Topics / Re: Celebrity Deaths
May 11, 2020, 05:07:18 AM
Quote from: Liberace! on May 11, 2020, 05:00:53 AM
Jerry Stiller.



To quote David Bowie in Fire Walk With Me, "HELL GOD BABY DAMN NO."
#161
Quote from: Pizzapunch on May 01, 2020, 04:03:50 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsPEu9dbYNA

"I haven't had any Grey Poupon for a long time."

Riveting content as always.

I can't but help but think of that Seinfeld episode where Kramer and Newman blow hundreds of dollars on ridiculous groceries they don't need.
#162
How To Use BellGab / Re: What happened?
April 20, 2020, 11:10:20 AM
Oy vey, stop this anti-bellgabitism.
#164
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Show Prep
January 15, 2020, 10:08:23 AM
This may the singular time in over 20 years of internet use that I have seen a site/forum runner willingly volunteer behind the scenes drama without it having to be leaked by someone. I for one applaud the transparency of the Liberace regime. Four more years.
#165
How To Use BellGab / Re: BellGab FAQ?
December 22, 2019, 03:23:34 PM
The site works but I'm having to manually 'load unsafe scripts' every time I load a page to get everything to display right. I'm on Chromium btw.
#166
Random Topics / Re: Ask Liberace! Anything
December 17, 2019, 07:40:20 PM
Can you reupload the EVP you talked about a couple Gabcasts ago?
#167
Random Topics / Re: Documentaries
December 12, 2019, 08:01:24 PM
#168
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Azzerae's World
December 06, 2019, 03:55:38 PM
Quote from: username on December 05, 2019, 04:26:41 AM

Why do you have so many transparent PNGs of laughing black men? Is this like a fetish thing?
#169
Where the fuck is Bateman?
#170
Radio and Podcasts / Re: The classic.
November 30, 2019, 09:31:12 AM
Heather, my baby.
#171
Quote from: ItsOver on November 24, 2019, 03:03:32 PM
BellGab.  Come for the horse porn.  Stay for the hate.

I came for Art. But I stayed for MV.  ;)
#173
#174
Quote from: Liberace! on November 03, 2019, 02:59:24 AM
Tonight's episode of The GabCast is posted here.

Bost 'I  Blame the Wine' blease
#175
Random Topics / Re: Documentaries
October 03, 2019, 01:32:58 AM
Quote from: TheMan WhoFell ToEarth on September 19, 2019, 08:27:43 PM
I recently became aware of 'The King of Con', a response documentary exposing what fraudsters Walter Day and Billy Mitchell are. Which I think everyone realizes since the Billy Mitchell cheating scandal broke, but this goes in depth and has new information from some of the people featured in 'King of Kong'.

Now Billy Mitchell has issued false copyright strikes to get Dwayne Richard's documentaries exposing him removed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVjVCu1i0hM

He's rehosted them, although there are traffic limits on them so availability is touch and go.

Perfect Fraudman: https://www.dropbox.com/s/ko4oz4feh52gezq/THE.PERFECT.FRAUDMAN.mp4
King of Con: https://www.dropbox.com/s/3md5xujs23oa2rs/KING.OF.CON.mp4

If you put together Chasing Ghosts, King of Kong, and these two, you've got several decent hours of entertainment derived entirely from bickering manchildren.
#176
Random Topics / Re: Celebrity Deaths
September 29, 2019, 11:56:21 PM
Quote from: Liberace! on September 29, 2019, 10:49:52 PM
Best domain name I've owned.
I like how you redirected it to the thread.
#177
Random Topics / Re: Documentaries
September 19, 2019, 08:27:43 PM
Quote from: Liberace! on May 29, 2019, 12:17:55 AM
anyone who hasn't seen the king of kong... you've got to check that out.  it's in my top ten favorite documentary list.

I recently became aware of 'The King of Con', a response documentary exposing what fraudsters Walter Day and Billy Mitchell are. Which I think everyone realizes since the Billy Mitchell cheating scandal broke, but this goes in depth and has new information from some of the people featured in 'King of Kong'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHeMUSo4SDg
#178
Random Topics / Re: Ask Liberace! Anything
August 28, 2019, 01:50:12 AM
Quote from: Liberace! on August 28, 2019, 12:02:42 AM
Why not. $200 gets you a BellGab.com email address.

Oy vey, Vandevenberg.
#179
We'll build a cage for you right next to Anthony's and make Groyp the zookeeper.
#180
Google certainly has an interesting theory.

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