George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Hmm.. George did enough probing to find this guest thinks only 'a couple' of hospitalized mentally ill patients he's aware of are actually mentally ill, and not just suffering symptoms of electronic harassment (out of 20% of Americans diagnosed at one time or another with mental illness, according to the guest).

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

The radio station I'm listening to accidentally started playing the Benny Hill theme (Yakety Sax) over top the program.  It seemed somehow appropriate.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

This guest 'Joanne' spoke nonstop for the entire segment and said exactly nothing.

This entire program has been wonderfully delusional.

[PB the Deplorable]

Hey Faggots,

My name is George, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day slobbering...

How much do you weigh, Tubby?

[Tinfoil Hat]

The radio station I'm listening to accidentally started playing the Benny Hill theme (Yakety Sax) over top the program.  It seemed somehow appropriate.

This should be mandated by the FCC.

[Gay]

I don't think George could handle it.  He'd have to bring in Alex Jones, Steve Quayle, etc.

Just wait until Saturday.  I'm sure JBW will have a blue ribbon panel of the crackpotigentsia to break down the current state of affairs.

[Gay]

Hmm.. George did enough probing to find this guest thinks only 'a couple' of hospitalized mentally ill patients he's aware of are actually mentally ill, and not just suffering symptoms of electronic harassment (out of 20% of Americans diagnosed at one time or another with mental illness, according to the guest).

Probing is a loaded word 'round these parts. Just ask Whitley

[Gay]

The radio station I'm listening to accidentally started playing the Benny Hill theme (Yakety Sax) over top the program.  It seemed somehow appropriate.

It should replace UFO Phil

[Gay]

SUCK IT HATERZZZ

[Sleepwalker]

yep Noory couldn't bring himself to say the full title of Ian's book - he said 'blank' instead of 'pissed'
now he is making a 'bleep' sound instead of the word, how sickening.
Noory wants his show to be G-rated even though its on at midnight...

He refuses to say the full title of Ian's book.  But he can't seem to realize the ultimate OBSCENITY is giving Alex Jones air time on C2C and including him in his speaking tours. 

[Sleepwalker]

The radio station I'm listening to accidentally started playing the Benny Hill theme (Yakety Sax) over top the program.  It seemed somehow appropriate.

Last night we saw Coast to Coast for what it really is.  Crazy people for three hours.  They hear voices.  The voices tell them to do things.  Bad people somewhere are giving them electronically-induced diarrhea and constipation.  Someone is making some poor guy's penis hurt.  I never thought of mental illness as amusing but . . . . leave it to Coast to Coast to gather a bunch of mental patients and turn it into entertainment . . . or infotainment . . . or whatever the hell it the Coast producers call this lunacy they do every night.

Yakety Sax is the perfect theme for Coast to Coast.

[bateman]

SUCK IT HATERZZZ

JAY-Z - Big Pimpin' ft. UGK

[ItsOver]

So Ian will be gone from C2C soon and off to the Walter Cronkite School of Journalism and Mass Communication.  If only Noory could be gone soon and off to Clown College.  I guess Noory can't cut the admission requirements.


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Maybe I've missed it, but did they say who's taking Ian's once a month slot?  Wells or The Nooron? 

[General Johnson Jameson]

SUCK IT HATERZZZ

The Mfer is so fake he even has to surround himself with fake tits.
Weak.

[General Johnson Jameson]

If only Noory could be gone soon and off to Clown College.

A-hem ..... AssClown College

[Agent : Orange]

SUCK IT HATERZZZ

George looks confused

[Eddie Coyle]

 
           Was that picture taken in a basement in Cleveland?

[ItsOver]

The one on Noory's left looks like she can't wait to make a break for it.

[General Johnson Jameson]

George looks confused

He definitely looks uncomfortable and out of place for sure.
He has his left hand on the girl's arm??
She's already leaning in to you and you have your hand on her arm!??? Pull that shit on in you merry sailor!
FFS!

[b_dubb]

SUCK IT HATERZZZ

ewwww George uses the same escort service I do

[NoMoreNoory]

NMN are very sad to hear Ian's departure confirmed. It does leave Knapp as the last beacon of hope in the deep dark hole that C2C has become.
Very confused by your attitude to Ian, Mr Hinkley. As atheists, we have long observed how - despite him being a deacon in the Christian Church - he has an honest open-mindedness that is in stark contrast to Noory's blinkered theology and cosmology: his constant harping on the need for a Creator at work in the universe, his condescending, tut-tutting attitude towards those who don't believe and his willingness to let lazy, fundamentalist Christianity pass unquestioned and unchallenged.
We're not quite sure what stereotype of 'a man of the cloth' you want Ian to conform to. Do you have similar pigeon-holes into which all professionals are required to fit?
Ian Punnett is everything George Noory is not and will never be: an idiosyncratic, competent, professional radio broadcaster and a decent, likeable, unassuming human being with wit, intelligence, intellectual curiosity and a basic respect for his audience.
He is a loss to Coast and to radio in general

[Morgus]

Just wait until Saturday.  I'm sure JBW will have a blue ribbon panel of the crackpotigentsia to break down the current state of affairs.

You only have to wait until tomorrow actually since Wells is filling in for Noory on Friday night this week too...

[Morgus]

Maybe I've missed it, but did they say who's taking Ian's once a month slot?  Wells or The Nooron? 

No they haven't announced that yet, but Wells is probably available the most for the slot.

[Meanandnasty]

The next announcement is due soon.  Noory is retiring like he promised in 2012.  He will take Ian's once a month position.  The one million Coast Insiders are arranging a mutiny and taking their show back.

[Meanandnasty]

ewwww George uses the same escort service I do

Captioned:  Bewildered, he opens his arms up as wide as he must to give his Producer a little hug for a week's worth of shows well done. "Why, I can get a dozen of these chicks, when I open my arms up thissss wide." he remarks in his echo chambers. " Here, chicky, chicky, chicky.  Come to your Poppa Tyson."   The hollering rings throughout the nightclub.

The documentary of A Lonely Loser In Los Angeles is being group-focused for a conclusion.  The one that is most fitting, is that he leaves the nightclub alone, and takes a taxi to the closest 7-11.  With no turkey sandwiches available, he sees a carton of eggs and takes them out.  He takes the AAA Grade Egg Large and holds it to his breast.  This could have been mine tonight. He fondles it and it breaks.  Egg yoke drips from the edge of his moustache.  The clerk at the counter yells to get his attention, "You break it you buy it." 
He purchases the remaining AAA Grade Egg Larges and heads towards Ventura Blvd. and the alley he calls home.  One by one he eggs the limos, and dwindling early morning traffic.  Another loser night in Los Angeles. 
He is discovered the next morning by his friend in his usual alley curled up with the egg carton.

[LAM4:2]

Why does it say Child Boards for the category?

[General Johnson Jameson]

ewwww George uses the same escort service I do

Heh, ya. He does look a bit like "Oh shit, I just got photo-busted with the thousand dollar escorts I just rented".

[Disheartened]

No they haven't announced that yet, but Wells is probably available the most for the slot.

I agree. It will most probably be Wells.

[ItsOver]

No they haven't announced that yet, but Wells is probably available the most for the slot.

Thanks, Morgus.  Wells or Noory, just different kinds of bad. 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

A vacancy on Coast to Coast is to Cool Cat Wells what cheese is to a rat.  Sorry for the mixed metaphor -- best I could do.