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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

The idiotic non-sequiturs drive me nuts.

Guest: So we got in the car and drove to the nearest motel.

Jorch: I grew up in Detroit, they call it the Motor City because that's where they make the cars.

Guest: ........ so we stayed in the motel for the night, we couldn't spend another night in our home we were that scared of the evil spirits.

Jorch: I remember as a kid Dad would take us on motor trips to places like Atlantic City and we'd stay in motels like Howard Johnson's. Deeew yeeeeeeew remember Howard Johnson's? They had those orange roofs.

He's literally the idiot little boy Ralph Wiggums from the Simpsons. 'My cat's breath smells like cat food.'

Jojo

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on June 08, 2018, 01:44:05 AM
great booking Tommy, a tarot card reading post menopausal crone. seriously, enough with the cat ladies.

such fascinating conversation

Jorch: How many cards in a tarot card deck?

Madame Whatever: 78

Jorch: Oh so not like playing card decks which have 52 cards.

Nobody on the day shift would believe this shit is a nationally syndicated radio program.
She is not an old lady.  Even so.

Jojo

Quote from: 21st Century Man on June 08, 2018, 01:59:18 AM
Listening to Dave is like finding an oasis in the desert after years of thirst.
Bring yer waders...

Quote from: monica on June 08, 2018, 02:12:30 AM
She is not an old lady.  Even so.

lol she is, she even called her band a 'bunch of old broads'.

ItsOver

Quote from: monica on June 08, 2018, 01:25:33 AM
GN 6/7/18 "Call me Madam Noory"!  2:24 Hour.

He can't pronounce Monsieur!

So, two new nicknames, Honey, and Madam Noory.  I love it.

ItsOver

Quote from: zeebo on June 07, 2018, 11:41:53 PM
...But along the way I found a TN station called, not kidding, WGNS lol. !!  :D
Ha!  Great find, squirrel!  ;D



he replayed an Art interview with Al Bielek who claimed he was part of and a witness to the Philadelphia Experiment. amazing how people can confabulate with such detail and seemingly come to believe the fib they tell is the truth.

QuoteRobert Goerman wrote in Fate magazine in 1980, that "Carlos Allende" / "Carl Allen", who is said to have corresponded with Jessup, was Carl Meredith Allen of New Kensington, Pennsylvania, who had an established history of psychiatric illness, and who may have fabricated the primary history of the experiment as a result of his mental illness. Goerman later realized that Allen was a family friend and "a creative and imaginative loner ... sending bizarre writings and claims."


NoMoreNoory

Honey and Tommee have hit on a great new ruse for skipping out early at the end of the week. It's called Art Bell. Joorch plays Art's interview with the guy who claimed to witness The Philadelphia Experiment for the last segment of the show, and promises he'll play more of these 'klashiks' from time to time. Well, at least we get Art and Coast gets a competent interviewer for a brief moment.

Further good news is we get Ian tomorrow, talking further to George Carlin's daughter. Then the bad news: that's followed by two nights of Church and Doc Wallet on Monday.

Bill The Triple A appeared tonight with the time-honoured double question for the guys who've written the book on New Horizons' trip to Pluto and beyond. Really interesting stuff, Noory notwithstanding.

Jojo

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on June 08, 2018, 02:34:26 AM
lol she is, she even called her band a 'bunch of old broads'.
When a woman calls herself old, she means over 50. 

Morgus

Last night during the first half of the show with the space guests, old Bill the AAA called in after disappearing for months.
As usual he asks his long multipart questions that even had sub-parts within the questions A,B,C.
How the guests could remember all of his questions when he reads it all of at once is beyond me...

Dateline

Hmmm!  Something does not ring true here.  Norry says he does not vote in presidential elections, but he is willing to vote for himself into the Radio Hall Of Fame. 

albrecht

Quote from: Morgus on June 08, 2018, 07:07:49 PM
Last night during the first half of the show with the space guests, old Bill the AAA called in after disappearing for months.
As usual he asks his long multipart questions that even had sub-parts within the questions A,B,C.
How the guests could remember all of his questions when he reads it all of at once is beyond me...


Yeah, when Bill the AAA on Norry should grab one of iHates paralegals to take notes and present to guests. Btw Norry said on a GB that "he'd look into" getting old Art out (though talked
about tech and staffing issues.) But way to get outta shows...to 'big events?' "Sammiches?" Maybe will speed it up! A win-win for him and listeners!


ps: liked this show and Norry was good on it.

ItsTelly

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on June 08, 2018, 03:25:46 AM
Honey and Tommee have hit on a great new ruse for skipping out early at the end of the week. It's called Art Bell. Joorch plays Art's interview with the guy who claimed to witness The Philadelphia Experiment for the last segment of the show, and promises he'll play more of these 'klashiks' from time to time. Well, at least we get Art and Coast gets a competent interviewer for a brief moment.

Yep, you hit the nail on the head.  The tarot lady from LA was interesting enough and I though the interview was going well (for Noory anyway, we grade on a curve here)...then it's like 'bye bye'...huh?

Telly

ItsTelly

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on June 08, 2018, 01:44:05 AM
great booking Tommy, a tarot card reading post menopausal crone. seriously, enough with the cat ladies.

such fascinating conversation

Jorch: How many cards in a tarot card deck?

Madame Whatever: 78

Jorch: Oh so not like playing card decks which have 52 cards.

Nobody on the day shift would believe this shit is a nationally syndicated radio program.

Yep. It's called 'winging it' and not doing any prep for the show.  Art always said Noory was a lazy interviewer. He's just trying to suck time until he can punch out...

You get to the studio at 3 (that's what he claims anyway, I'd bet half the time he makes it to the studio no earlier than 9:55) and that's the question you ask the tarot lady?  How many cards in a tarot deck? Basically, you should never ask a guest questions of a factual nature that can be found easily on the internet.

Telly

Dateline

Norry is an example of what bad behavior unchecked can lead to.  Norry, has no respect for honesty, he lies.  So, when he says that he is searching for the truth, that is so a mockery of everything that goes on Coast.  Someone that is untrue, cannot find truth. 

Anything that he has become is a farce, it is based on lies and mistreating people.  You can toss people like they are disposable, but in the end the one that does it is the cheapskate.  Maybe that is what fame and fortune is based on in America.  If so, then is is shallow, and it leads me to wonder that is is really not that important 

Someone that is honest, true, and genuine in spirit is really the one that is the winner, not the tarnished trapping of fake, phony, and being a friend or willing to shake a hand for a buck.


Jojo

Quote from: Dateline on June 09, 2018, 12:23:20 AM
Norry is an example of what bad behavior unchecked can lead to.  Norry, has no respect for honesty, he lies.  So, when he says that he is searching for the truth, that is so a mockery of everything that goes on Coast.  Someone that is untrue, cannot find truth. 

Anything that he has become is a farce, it is based on lies and mistreating people.  You can toss people like they are disposable, but in the end the one that does it is the cheapskate.  Maybe that is what fame and fortune is based on in America.  If so, then is is shallow, and it leads me to wonder that is is really not that important 

Someone that is honest, true, and genuine in spirit is really the one that is the winner, not the tarnished trapping of fake, phony, and being a friend or willing to shake a hand for a buck.
He doesnt look phony in pics, he looks downright miserable!  I would expect a smike if I was an in-person fan, but he looks like he'd roll his eyes!

Dateline

LOL, about the new avatar.  No more cat porn, properly covered in a oncee, modesty prevails. 

Morgus

Noory is in Las Vegas today, probably singing on stage?  :P


ItsOver

Quote from: Morgus on June 09, 2018, 04:05:40 PM
Noory is in Las Vegas today, probably singing on stage?  :P


Since it's Vegas, maybe he's in Elvis impersonation gear, too.


GravitySucks

Oh geez
J. Neil Schulman crawls out from underneath his rock in Pahrump now that Art is dead.
https://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/2018/06/15

Jojo

Quote from: ItsOver on June 09, 2018, 04:11:55 PM
Since it's Vegas, maybe he's in Elvis impersonation gear, too.


Please applaud, people.  He said last night he really likes that, and how and when he likes it.  Give the man what he wants!

Jojo

Quote from: Dateline on June 09, 2018, 10:33:57 AM
LOL, about the new avatar.  No more cat porn, properly covered in a oncee, modesty prevails.
:)
It put up its dukes!
But I think I'm going for a dragonfly soon.

zeebo

Quote from: Morgus on June 08, 2018, 07:07:49 PM
Last night during the first half of the show with the space guests, old Bill the AAA called in after disappearing for months.
As usual he asks his long multipart questions that even had sub-parts within the questions A,B,C.
How the guests could remember all of his questions when he reads it all of at once is beyond me...

Yes, one Bill the AAA, and, as of tonite, two Cleopatra Lady calls in a row.





Quote from: monica on June 09, 2018, 07:34:54 PM
Please applaud, people.  He said last night he really likes that, and how and when he likes it.  Give the man what he wants!


Jojo

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on July 08, 2011, 03:08:11 PM

Yet another case of George Noory not using a word correctly.  When he first started using it, he would call any Coast show on the Paranormal a 'classic', i.e, to him a 'classic show' was one on a topic Art would have done.  Now it's just another meaningless word to throw out there, something to say to hopefully keep people tuned in past the break.

I sent him an email once telling him NONE of his shows were 'classics', and anyway it was for the listeners to decide AFTER the fact.  His email back was that I was a lowlife.  Heh, I miss getting those email responses from George.
I understand what you said about the word "classic".  Maybe he means class-act-schtick, but got confused between the words.

As far as cheapening the words, I feel the same way about the word VIP at events.  To me, VIP is something that you ARE, not something that you buy.  A Very Important Person would be like, officials, famous people, or friends and relatives of the people performing...  But, no, in our society you can declare something instant to be a classic while paying to be called Very Important.  Blech.

Dateline

Now, I might not heard this right, but I think the comment went something like this in Vegas. 

Norry:  "I want to dedicate this show to Art Bell. . . because he told me not to screw it up. " 

Norry, be easy on the soul.  Next time to this:  "I would dedicate this show to Art Bell, but this time I am gonna dedicate it to myself."
That would be fine with Art, because I am going to screw it up more times than can be covered by a blanket.

Or, I am gonna screw up so many time and I want Art to continue to RIP. 

Or, I am gonna screw it up so many times because I get it, and I am the REAL Bell legacy. 

Take your pick, or you my improvise at your pleasure.

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