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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #87900 on: June 12, 2018, 02:42:57 AM »

sNoory is either having a stroke or is drunk. My God, this man is awful - GNS

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #87901 on: June 12, 2018, 04:56:16 AM »
Somehow, he claims that these pill pushing doctors are only on for a total of 4 hours a month split between the two of them...

Why do I always turn the station on when one of these clowns is a guest? I can't believe that 120 hours a month of programming generating less than 4% content is being heard as much as it is...

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« Reply #87902 on: June 12, 2018, 12:13:05 PM »

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« Reply #87903 on: June 12, 2018, 03:15:18 PM »
Received an email from Coast this morning, below is the email and my reply. They have no shame try to drum up support for this carnival barker.

Dear Coast Insiders,
As you may have heard, George Noory has been nominated for induction into the National Radio Hall of Fame. As a Coast fan, we wanted to alert you to this exciting news with this one-time email, and ask you to consider casting a vote for the outstanding man who has kept Coast to Coast AM ticking for the last 16 years!

You can help George win this honor by VOTING NOW through June 18th for his induction into the National Radio Hall of Fame! Here's how:
VOTE BY TEXT AND WEBSITE:
Text 700 to 96000 to vote for George.
Visit www.radiovote.com to vote online.
*One vote for each email address AND cell phone number.
Thank you for your consideration!
Sincerely,

Paul Bell
General Manager



Dear Coast, I will not vote for Noory. He has single handily ruined Coast to Coast making it a mere shadow of what the show once was. It has departed so far from the original intent and purpose of the program I don’t even recognize it anymore.  It is now about Noory pushing his agenda and infomercials.  Whether that be a dating services or health products. This is not what Art Bell intended when the show was created. Noory has made a farce and mockery of Coast to Coast to serve himself, not the listeners and in my opinion does not deserve induction into the National Radio Hall of Fame.


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #87904 on: June 12, 2018, 03:31:03 PM »
Received an email from Coast this morning, below is the email and my reply. They have no shame try to drum up support for this carnival barker.

Dear Coast Insiders,
As you may have heard, George Noory has been nominated for induction into the National Radio Hall of Fame. As a Coast fan, we wanted to alert you to this exciting news with this one-time email, and ask you to consider casting a vote for the outstanding man who has kept Coast to Coast AM ticking for the last 16 years!

You can help George win this honor by VOTING NOW through June 18th for his induction into the National Radio Hall of Fame! Here's how:
VOTE BY TEXT AND WEBSITE:
Text 700 to 96000 to vote for George.
Visit www.radiovote.com to vote online.
*One vote for each email address AND cell phone number.
Thank you for your consideration!
Sincerely,

Paul Bell
General Manager



Dear Coast, I will not vote for Noory. He has single handily ruined Coast to Coast making it a mere shadow of what the show once was. It has departed so far from the original intent and purpose of the program I don’t even recognize it anymore.  It is now about Noory pushing his agenda and infomercials.  Whether that be a dating services or health products. This is not what Art Bell intended when the show was created. Noory has made a farce and mockery of Coast to Coast to serve himself, not the listeners and in my opinion does not deserve induction into the National Radio Hall of Fame.

Bravo!

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #87905 on: June 12, 2018, 04:09:02 PM »
sNoory is either having a stroke or is drunk. My God, this man is awful - GNS

Must he tell his Dr. Simon interview story EVERY time the subject of the Betty and Barney Hill case comes up?! Guess he figures there are some new listeners each night who haven't heard it 50 times.
And at the risk of repeating myself...he needs to find another adjective besides "incredible." What's incredible is that he's lasted this long.

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« Reply #87906 on: June 12, 2018, 04:16:55 PM »
Jorch the Obtuse in action. His guest is a researcher into the ghosts haunting historic Williamsport. So the guest is telling various ghost stories - he begins a new one, tells Jorch he has to hear it because it's very touching. Guest begins giving background details, young man dies of a heart attack ....... Jorch jumps in 'And he never leaves does he *chortle*', the guest hasn't been allowed to tell his story and he's not happy 'Hey wait, let me finish the story'.  Jorch barely listens to his guests, his interjections and responses are proof of how little he's retained and/or how much he cares.

His unnecessary and inappropriate interjections are maddening.

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« Reply #87907 on: June 12, 2018, 04:20:10 PM »
Oh that makes sense.  Theater is thurdder so... Career is cuhfrer.  How much is speech therapy?

That was a pahrful thought.

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« Reply #87908 on: June 12, 2018, 04:23:33 PM »
great booking Tommy, a tarot card reading post menopausal crone. seriously, enough with the cat ladies.

such fascinating conversation

Jorch: How many cards in a tarot card deck?

Madame Whatever: 78

Jorch: Oh so not like playing card decks which have 52 cards.

Nobody on the day shift would believe this shit is a nationally syndicated radio program.

DisGeorge is familiar with not playing with a full deck.

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« Reply #87909 on: June 12, 2018, 04:42:52 PM »
Consider how short peoples' memory muscles are these days.

Once you go off the air you get forgotten right fast, even Art will disappear over time.

Anyone remember Bruce Williams?

http://www.brucewilliams.com

I remember Bruce very well because I interviewed him for his first radio gig when I was Assistant Program Director at local NJ station, which (as far as I know) is where he began his talk show career. This was in the mid-to-late 70s. Never heard him anywhere else because I wasn't into the financial talk thing. Back then he struck me as kind of a blowhard, but he always seemed to know his stuff and certainly developed a following. Way more deserving of Hall of Fame status than GN.

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« Reply #87910 on: June 12, 2018, 07:36:21 PM »
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=george+noory&&view=detail&mid=508BB409A9B5A8C31964508BB409A9B5A8C31964&&FORM=VRDGAR

In this interview of George, George says there are no dumb questions, only dumb answers.  At 45:46 he proves it.

An audience member asks why there are not more photos of aliens, since aliens supposedly are monitoring and abducting citizens.  George answers 180 degrees the other way, talking NOT about photos of aliens, but talking rather gleefully about surveillance of individual citizens in their homes by aliens.  Kind of a weird angle for him to empathize with; whose side is he on? 

Anyhow, I'm sure like me the audience members started to think uncomfortably about potentially embarrassing positions they may have been caught on camera in, like giving birth at home, taking an enema, bending over, menstruating, cleaning their nostrils, or even worse personal things like wearing diapers.  George.  But he persisted in the voyeur's point of view, saying how happy aliens must be to salaciously abduct "babes".   Wow.

And in same interview, he talks about "foo-pauxs".  Yes, foo-paws.  Is that regional or something?  He probably thinks the word originated from food-on-paws.

Between that and the long, long saliva-slurping "joke" he also told, he should just change his name to "IM14".  At least his wives presumably benefitted from his paychecks, but this audience actually PAID OUT to hear his crap.

I wonder why he looked at illegal voyeurism as salacious instead of focusing on the human concern about privacy violation.  His perspective sounded like it was from a perverted voyeur.  Well, well.  And well, well...   He's rich.  Maybe he owns a satellite with cameras on it.  Or drones that download footage. That could explain why he always looks tired, slightly bedraggled, has an unsymmetrical mustache, doesn't seems to care enough about his appearance to buy new clothes or get the dry-cleaning done.  Sounds distracted during the show.  Doesn't take the time to get his shortwave license.  Ladies and gents, and especially babes, CLOSE YOUR DRAPES just in case.  We all know he "never takes a day off" from working for money.  Well, damn right, it could be hobby equipment COSTS MONEY.

Saddest of all, he fails to address the fact that aliens don't seem to have hormones or genitals.  Probings may be for other reasons.  Get real.  And focus.  What a façade of a character.  He took a legitimate question about gathering evidence on aliens, but twisted it into a human fright for all, and then continued on until he could laugh about HOT BABES being abducted.  Forgetting that they are real people.  Wives, daughters, grand daughters, mothers, nieces, sisters, and single parents.

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« Reply #87911 on: June 13, 2018, 01:56:27 AM »
Is it just me, or they don't have the variety of callers like they used to back in the day? I realize that the late night long-form talk demographic is aging considerably. But I'm sure there must be enough people listening to warrant doing a show 7 nights a week.  It's always the same couple of people.

I know I'm an outlier, mid 30's older millennial who has been listening to night radio since the mid 90s.

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« Reply #87912 on: June 13, 2018, 02:17:39 AM »
Is it just me, or they don't have the variety of callers like they used to back in the day? I realize that the late night long-form talk demographic is aging considerably. But I'm sure there must be enough people listening to warrant doing a show 7 nights a week.  It's always the same couple of people.

I know I'm an outlier, mid 30's older millennial who has been listening to night radio since the mid 90s.
they need to go back to the limit of one call per mo.  i'm aging too - over 50!  you don't talk much, do you?  I bet you work a lot.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #87913 on: June 13, 2018, 02:29:41 AM »
Norry has a new nickname, "The Destroyer".  He has destroyed Coast; He has destroyed love.  What is next in his path of destruction? 

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« Reply #87914 on: June 13, 2018, 02:49:02 AM »
Norry has a new nickname, "The Destroyer".  He has destroyed Coast; He has destroyed love.  What is next in his path of destruction?
His credit.

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« Reply #87915 on: June 13, 2018, 08:02:11 AM »
Norry has a new nickname, "The Destroyer".  He has destroyed Coast; He has destroyed love.  What is next in his path of destruction?


Just how much can Asheville take?


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« Reply #87916 on: June 13, 2018, 12:10:56 PM »
"Are you concerned about your blood pressure? You should be. It's part of a heart-healthy overall well-bee-een* body."
-George Noory, Radio Hall Of Fame nominee

*'well-bee-een'. Known to the English language as 'well-being.'

'Heart-healthy overall well-being body.'  Nope. Still makes no sense.

-GNS

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« Reply #87917 on: June 14, 2018, 04:02:25 AM »
Around 1:56PM, George told the last caller he needed to say his question fast.  The caller said it pretty fast.  At 1:57 George said there was no time to answer, played the bumper music, and ads began before 1:59AM.  Wow.  Why doesn't he save the question for the next time that guest is on, or have the guest try to do that?

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« Reply #87918 on: June 14, 2018, 08:15:48 AM »
"Are you concerned about your blood pressure? You should be. It's part of a heart-healthy overall well-bee-een* body."
-George Noory, Radio Hall Of Fame nominee

*'well-bee-een'. Known to the English language as 'well-being.'

'Heart-healthy overall well-being body.'  Nope. Still makes no sense.

-GNS
Take what Jorch recommends and you, too, can speak nonsense.  Thanks, but no thanks, Jorch.

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« Reply #87919 on: June 14, 2018, 08:18:51 AM »
Around 1:56PM, George told the last caller he needed to say his question fast.  The caller said it pretty fast.  At 1:57 George said there was no time to answer, played the bumper music, and ads began before 1:59AM.  Wow.  Why doesn't he save the question for the next time that guest is on, or have the guest try to do that?

Fourteen
Because that would take effort and thought.  We are talking Jorch Noory.

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« Reply #87920 on: June 14, 2018, 04:32:24 PM »
So Newsmax is a new sponsor for C2C. They are going to be surprised that they are spending money on a show that doesn't do politics.  ::)

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« Reply #87921 on: June 14, 2018, 04:57:26 PM »
So Newsmax is a new sponsor for C2C. They are going to be surprised that they are spending money on a show that doesn't do politics.  ::)

They have become rather "flexible" of late:


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newsmax

As of May 2018, the Qatari government has been seeking to acquire a major stake in Newsmax in order to "to win friends and clout in the United States as it struggle to respond to a Trump-endorsed blockade by its Arab neighbors."[14] Since Qatar has moved to invest in Newsmax, the publication has softened its tone on Qatar. While Newsmax had been "among the conservative outlets that led the charge in portraying Qatar as a major state sponsor of terror," when the Emir of Qatar visited the U.S. in April the outlet "cheered the visit and said it was 'widely praised.

http://www.insideradio.com/free/right-leaning-newsmax-tilts-left-on-media-ownership-rules/article_aec0abaa-afe2-11e7-9075-2b017755ff5f.html

The conservative news website Newsmax Media, seemingly a natural ally with talk radio, is instead aligning itself with one of the two Democrats serving at the Federal Communications Commission. Newsmax—like commissioner Jessica Rosenworcel—is wary of efforts to roll back radio and television ownership limits.

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« Reply #87922 on: June 15, 2018, 03:38:42 AM »
They're playing the Covet Your Neighbor's Wife song.  Must be traveling soon, seems like that's when it's played.  Could it be about a flight attendant?  A production support employee?  A contractor?

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« Reply #87923 on: June 16, 2018, 01:26:19 AM »

Shameless fucking huckster. He's shilling for a 'medical' device called ZYPPAH these days, it cures SNORING, trying to scare his aging audience by repeating throughout the read 'SNORING IS DANGEROUS'. Snoring isn't dangerous, some causes of snoring are medical problems and what he's telling the audience he treasures so much is send money for a worthless piece of shit device rather than consulting with a doctor about their snoring who might diagnose the cause and treat it.

The advertisers on talk radio are predators exploiting older people mostly, the FCC and FDA don't have the time or resources to deal with all these sleazebag scammers unfortunately.



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« Reply #87924 on: June 16, 2018, 01:34:52 AM »
lol this Joshua P. Warren character is hilariously hammy. His voice and patter is identical to the Amazing Kreskin's. Kreskin at least admits to being an entertainer.

hahaha Jorch just pulled out the ol' 'People are acting strange these days' chestnut and his accomplice Joshua P. notices the same thing and he's very worried about it being a harbinger of things to come, he's going out to the desert with some machine and he's scared and his buddy Jorch is chortling away 'Could this be the last time we see you Joshua?' hahaha this whole paranormal scene has degenerated into a complete work, it's WWE kayfabe now, everybody involved in it knows it's all bullshit but it's making them a living.


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« Reply #87925 on: June 16, 2018, 02:08:34 AM »
Shameless fucking huckster. He's shilling for a 'medical' device called ZYPPAH these days, it cures SNORING, trying to scare his aging audience by repeating throughout the read 'SNORING IS DANGEROUS'. Snoring isn't dangerous, some causes of snoring are medical problems and what he's telling the audience he treasures so much is send money for a worthless piece of shit device rather than consulting with a doctor about their snoring who might diagnose the cause and treat it.

The advertisers on talk radio are predators exploiting older people mostly, the FCC and FDA don't have the time or resources to deal with all these sleazebag scammers unfortunately.
Sleep apnea can be dangerous at times, and one of the symptoms is snoring. 

What movie did he mention that had Nicole Kidman in it?  Why in the Hell does he stick to mentioning the female leads?  Would it hurt him to just go-with the male lead?  I guess he's jealous of them or something.

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« Reply #87926 on: June 16, 2018, 08:00:22 AM »
Shameless fucking huckster. He's shilling for a 'medical' device called ZYPPAH these days, it cures SNORING, trying to scare his aging audience by repeating throughout the read 'SNORING IS DANGEROUS'. Snoring isn't dangerous, some causes of snoring are medical problems and what he's telling the audience he treasures so much is send money for a worthless piece of shit device rather than consulting with a doctor about their snoring who might diagnose the cause and treat it.

The advertisers on talk radio are predators exploiting older people mostly, the FCC and FDA don't have the time or resources to deal with all these sleazebag scammers unfortunately.

Joorch tells listeners to us the Code 'Snore' at the Zyppah website. First time I heard it, for a giddy moment, I thought he said 'Snoory'.

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« Reply #87927 on: June 16, 2018, 11:27:12 AM »
Maybe we'll get lucky with ZYPPAH

Joorch tells listeners to us the Code 'Snore' at the Zyppah website. First time I heard it, for a giddy moment, I thought he said 'Snoory'.

Shameless fucking huckster. He's shilling for a 'medical' device called ZYPPAH these days, it cures SNORING Snoory, trying to scare his aging audience by repeating throughout the read SNORING Snoory IS DANGEROUS' ...


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« Reply #87928 on: June 16, 2018, 11:53:29 AM »
Did Joshua Pee get kicked out of Puerto Rico for selling wishing machines that don't work?

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« Reply #87929 on: June 16, 2018, 12:23:56 PM »
Sleep apnea can be dangerous at times, and one of the symptoms is snoring. 

What movie did he mention that had Nicole Kidman in it?  Why in the Hell does he stick to mentioning the female leads?  Would it hurt him to just go-with the male lead?  I guess he's jealous of them or something.

Fourteen

yeah i know sleep apnea is a real physical disorder and there is a device, cpap machines, that people wear while they sleep. Jorch is telling his audience that a shitty device he's shilling is all people need, he doesn't even read a disclaimer at the end advising people to consult a doctor.